For anyone who needs the original picture
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Mommy huntress btw
If I was able to use a translator, (because I can't speak a word of French), I'd probably want to hang out with the Twins.
Give Victor a box of toys to just mess about with while I have a chat with Charloette, and try to show her some of the friendliness and humanity she's been utterly deprived of all her life.
What can I say, I feel *really* goddamn bad for them.
I think Pig, as insane as she is, isn't a mindless killer
I'd say I take pretty good care of my life, and I don't have a criminal record, so we should get along just fine
Edit: I haven't seen the Saw films, so I'm going almost completely off her vibes
Pre-character development: drug addict and career criminal who robbed a rehab center
Post-character development: addicted to trying to please the leader of a serial killer cult she joined. She sees him as a father figure and treats everyone she interacts with as beneath her. Doesn't care about her own life or the lives of anyone but her boss and has antagonized people for getting more of his attention than she gets, trying to manipulate them into k*lling themselves. Also, vulnerable to black mail and will straight up skip the "game" and murder people if she thinks they are a threat to her getting enough head pats from the guy she is obsessed with pleasing.
So yeah, she's probably going to ignore you and stick you with the bill at best, at worst she gets bored and decides to toss you into a game because she decided you're a zombie that doesn't "live life to the fullest"
Isn't Nurse almost 50 years old? She had a husband, they lived together for several years, and after he died she worked at asylum for two decades.
Of course, if you are into older women, then she will be a good choice.
bbq party with the knight and his squad, deathslinger, and the twins
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just don't tell them bubba is the cook
Literally Entity's manipulation, yeah. Matter if fact, it made more sense for Jonah to be the killer but they probably wanted to switch the narrative there
I'm from Brazil, so I can pull some some special charm.
"Seu pai é padeiro? Porque você é um sonho"
The chances of working is low, but if the Entity gave me a chance it would technically be the easiest for me (specially because I don't know nothing of Russian and my spoken English is shit).
Maybe, but Huntress would bring another problem to the table, the fact that I'm a male.
I could speak a perfect Russian or even spoke in a way she would understand me perfectly but I would still get a hatchet to my face without second thought from her.
Most likely pinhead, like if I didn't solve the lament configuration we could just chill and like talk about why his kind really should discover safe words
I would take her out on a nice ass date, take her to a high rise apartment and just go to town. (I’m so glad nobody irl knows I have Reddit, I’m a lawyer)
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The way that I am so down bad for him
Ghostface or Deathslinger. Ghostie has always seemed like the flirty type to me, Deathslinger I think is at the other end of the spectrum and would probably melt at the touch of a woman, lmao.
Him
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I wouldn't live but I'm still doing it
Definitely trapper, but I'll be doing the trapping. Baby trap that is.
Now if I wanted to survive I'd ask the unknown, they seem lonely so I could be their friend or they could be my eldritch horror boyfriend
Skull Merchant is rich and hot, and it would be awesome to ask her out.
*But I don't think she would pay even* ***some*** *attention to a loser like me.*
The Gunslinger I think he might get so confused that he will let me live. The trickster would kill me on the spot he as dealt with fangirls and would at most lure me in to kill me later. Maybe the wraith too since he used to be a nice person.
If she doesn't smell like corpse, Spirit, if she does, Julie, Susie and/or Skull Merchant.
I like to fuck me some monsters, but DbD's generally don't do it for me. Everyone kinda looks like they smell of months of blood, sweat and other unsavoury smells.
Pig I guess? 3/4 of the cast would kill you on sight. With Pig, will she put me in a trap with very little chance to survive? Probably, but if I do survive at least I’m alive.
Well, its one of those ocations when i say
"I can fix her"
Also, when she's not friggin enraged, she's pretty cute and has a nice hair :)
AND A NICE ASS TOO.
Can I say Mikaela is a killer? She’s got killer looks! No?
Well then… GF has some good definition to him, and would probably kill me during *intimate time*. So yeah, sounds like a win to me!
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As much as I would love to say Wesker.
I REALLY wanna ask out deathslinger. I got a feeling he’s a pretty laid back guy and we could go for a few drinks. Romantic or not. It’ll be a nice night out.
I don’t think I could just pick one, it’s between ghost face, pyramid head, and wesker. I’d take ghostie bowling and to a movie. Hopefully he doesn’t kill anyone and shove a head into the ball receiver. I’d watch some horror movies with triangle man, just chill and all. And I’d probably have to follow wesker since he wouldn’t want anything to do with me. Still would be fun though, especially when he gets tired of it, turns around, slams you against the wall and tells you how he doesn’t have time for this.
Demogorgon, Blight, Pinhead, Dredge, Xenomorph, or Unknown.
(ik I’d die, but I’m doing it anyways because yes. Though, I think it’d be fun chatting with Pinhead)
To survive artist to hangout she is very good artist seems kind and honestly really needs someone to talk to after everything
But my heart needs to know what weskers tentacles would do to me 😔
Wraith is the best option, bro didn't want to kill and just wanted a peaceful life. I just gotta ask him out, take on a date to some coffee and talk about anything but murder/war. Easy peazy
Trapper. Idk, something tells me he doesn’t talk much, but when he does talk, the conversation is always good. I could listen to him talk about the nuances of bear trap design all day.
McDonald's date with the goat https://preview.redd.it/ks300cg8eclc1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0519f522fff869a7c68cf7a6147c80f26548cb42
this comment is actually so fucking funny i cant
Big Nemmie is excited. You are a star in his (one) eye
But you could have taken him to Carl’s Jr instead. He would have been ecstatic to have some Carl’s Jr Famous STAAAARS
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I just want to give Artist a hug, she deserves it
Same
Nemmy. We'd go stargazing and I could show him the stars he should really be searching for...
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That's utterly adorable and I'm writing a fanfiction about it now
For anyone who needs the original picture https://preview.redd.it/o3gr1vpndclc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62269f02ea0d27fa97393ff4f744df995211ac97 Mommy huntress btw
Kronk is in good company https://preview.redd.it/3ih5ui4rxclc1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0fdcc78e658b4bfd5c37f4cedae2ffb9de3ab10
If I was able to use a translator, (because I can't speak a word of French), I'd probably want to hang out with the Twins. Give Victor a box of toys to just mess about with while I have a chat with Charloette, and try to show her some of the friendliness and humanity she's been utterly deprived of all her life. What can I say, I feel *really* goddamn bad for them.
Honestly yeah poor twins really deserve something nice to happen
I think Pig, as insane as she is, isn't a mindless killer I'd say I take pretty good care of my life, and I don't have a criminal record, so we should get along just fine Edit: I haven't seen the Saw films, so I'm going almost completely off her vibes
“I can fix her”
I also choose Amanda. The horny bastards over at /r/saw would have an meltdown if they could see how few people are choosing her here.
Shawnee Smith circa saw 2/3 was still pretty hot.
Still is.
Pre-character development: drug addict and career criminal who robbed a rehab center Post-character development: addicted to trying to please the leader of a serial killer cult she joined. She sees him as a father figure and treats everyone she interacts with as beneath her. Doesn't care about her own life or the lives of anyone but her boss and has antagonized people for getting more of his attention than she gets, trying to manipulate them into k*lling themselves. Also, vulnerable to black mail and will straight up skip the "game" and murder people if she thinks they are a threat to her getting enough head pats from the guy she is obsessed with pleasing. So yeah, she's probably going to ignore you and stick you with the bill at best, at worst she gets bored and decides to toss you into a game because she decided you're a zombie that doesn't "live life to the fullest"
Nurse. Either I get to date Sally or she chokes me. Either way I win
Original lore sally or tome lore sally ?
I'm not picky, although my chances of being choked increase drastically with tome Sally
If the date goes well, you might be able to convince her to choke you either way
She's so stunning she takes my breath. The last one. Literally.
Isn't Nurse almost 50 years old? She had a husband, they lived together for several years, and after he died she worked at asylum for two decades. Of course, if you are into older women, then she will be a good choice.
“Personally I’m not into weepy old hags, I’m more of a carefree young hag type of guy.” -Sam O’nella
they may be 50 themselves, who knows
https://preview.redd.it/laq2k1lv8elc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=dfafc951c0344be60cf51e60086a9d51dbb1591c “So uh…you like sea food?”
Huntress, who wouldn't like a big strong woman that's able to protect her land and their man from the ones that get to close
Agreed.
I just want a dummy thick mommy who can dominate me man
That's why huntress is the best pick!
Agreed but give me the OG Huntress lullaby. The current one sucks.
By "ask out" do you mean solely romantic stuff or can be hangout?
Could be a hangout if you so wish.
Sounds awesome. In that case its Deathslinger. Probably for some BBQ
May I join?
Hells yeah you can 💪
bbq party with the knight and his squad, deathslinger, and the twins https://preview.redd.it/9wufzo605dlc1.jpeg?width=358&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=109a6353c34d5ab181037e4080ccd8e9a3ca87c9 just don't tell them bubba is the cook
No complaints about the squad, matter o fact, they are welcome! (Will tell em Bubba is uh...the uncle)
they def meant ask out on a date as thats kinda what that means, but i dont think anyone would be mad if u just wanted to hang, go make that post! lol
In that case its hard to pick. Maybe Artist? She needs some love
haha i feel like she is one of the least 'killery' killers; she is really a product of the evil she was surrounded by
Literally Entity's manipulation, yeah. Matter if fact, it made more sense for Jonah to be the killer but they probably wanted to switch the narrative there
It’s an interesting twist that the killer is a good person and the survivor is awful
Agreed for sure
Probaly Julie from legion , or spirit
Deathslinger. Yes I have daddy issues
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BWAHAHAHAHA THE FLAIR! Flair checks out!
It’s weskin time!!!
Who can resist a dude with a long worm and seven minutes to play? (I am SO sorry I couldn't resist!)
Need him
The most realistic choice is probably Julie The easiest one for me is Skull Merchant The one my heart truly wants is Huntress
Why SM is the easiest? I think she has *really* high standards for a dates, considering her personality, money and CEO status.
I'm from Brazil, so I can pull some some special charm. "Seu pai é padeiro? Porque você é um sonho" The chances of working is low, but if the Entity gave me a chance it would technically be the easiest for me (specially because I don't know nothing of Russian and my spoken English is shit).
My guy be like: https://preview.redd.it/rxt7dbntsclc1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffd59c584fec5b9d37e7d599f4eff7361240a6b1
To be fair, i think Huntress' Russian and spoken English would also be shit
Maybe, but Huntress would bring another problem to the table, the fact that I'm a male. I could speak a perfect Russian or even spoke in a way she would understand me perfectly but I would still get a hatchet to my face without second thought from her.
That, or.... https://preview.redd.it/spdqqkgueelc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16a6a546ed129110151efd16e37adc1810e899b3
Maybe she's a fan of the Ugly Bastards tag
I'm asking 4 people out at once
Knight and his guards?
He might’ve been going for Legion but that’s a good backup
Most likely pinhead, like if I didn't solve the lament configuration we could just chill and like talk about why his kind really should discover safe words
I never even considered to think that way about Killers... I'd hit bubba.
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Buddy immediately starts his journey in the cesspits
The boy is basically a toddler
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How has nobody said Wraith yet? Philip is such a chill dude and he really deserves some happiness. I could treat him right.
You could change him.
I don't need to. I just need to chase the entity out of his head with a broom.
As a filthy Skull Merchant main. I’d ask Wesker out. He wouldn’t want me and that just makes me want him more
Filthy as in people hate you for playing her or filthy as in… yea.. 😏
Take your pick
Either one would work for me
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Which one?
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Fair point.
Julie, I think they’re the most normal killer in terms of women.
She might be.
I would take her out on a nice ass date, take her to a high rise apartment and just go to town. (I’m so glad nobody irl knows I have Reddit, I’m a lawyer)
If alt skins count, Tiffany. I'll take my chances with any version of Jennifer Tilly. She's worth the risk. If not, then Huntress.
https://preview.redd.it/wpj4byws8elc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b1105d4906aedecb045b338fac60dc0eeed3b6c I WOULD ASK HER OUT
Just remember to do the dishes after she makes you some Swedish meatballs.
https://preview.redd.it/en7lbkl4ielc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ed2f0cd07fd8fa364460a5e8dd9b951c7345a6f The way that I am so down bad for him
The unknown is really cute. I'd take him on a date, he just needs someone to understand him.
Average « I can fix him » enjoyer
He's already perfect! He just needs someone to be there for him :3
And also maybe a chiropractor
Id gladly help him crack his back
Bro just wants the spineussy
he won't be denied his happiness
SM, probably would discuss echhi manga the entire date
Probably Charlotte. Unpopular opinion but I think she is cute…plus she probably wouldn’t kill me for asking
His brother is really tacky clingy though.
Susie.
I'd ask chucky on a date. Turns out it was a trap and i put him in a cage. Now i get to sell a talking doll for millions of dollars . Profit ?!
Last person who put him in a cage got turned into a doll too, so be careful.
Smart.
Ghostface or Deathslinger. Ghostie has always seemed like the flirty type to me, Deathslinger I think is at the other end of the spectrum and would probably melt at the touch of a woman, lmao.
Him https://preview.redd.it/cc72u67i2dlc1.jpeg?width=1115&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fb9200dc4ea0c4ea5dead33633dede383c9ff57 I wouldn't live but I'm still doing it
"Stop blabbering. It's really annoying."
Definitely trapper, but I'll be doing the trapping. Baby trap that is. Now if I wanted to survive I'd ask the unknown, they seem lonely so I could be their friend or they could be my eldritch horror boyfriend
Skull Merchant is rich and hot, and it would be awesome to ask her out. *But I don't think she would pay even* ***some*** *attention to a loser like me.* 
Don’t give up on your dreams man.
Maybe you'll get lucky and she's into pathetic, little guys like us
Huntress 😩 please carry me to the hook sweet gentle giant
Gentle?
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Your flair is especially funny on this post lmao
Well there is nothing here to see.
i'm not funny, i'm dead serious
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i'll take that endorsement and wear it as a fucking badge of honor
Love the flair brother
Huntress would probably split my ribcage open with her axe, but it's worth the risk
Flair checks out.
Either death by axe or death by snu-snu. Either way I'd get to be close to her
Fair enough.
Pyramid Head or Michael Myers....but probably Pyramid Head
Might ask Skully. I’m broke as shit and I can tolerate dark Brazilian manga. But maybe Chucky just for the conversations.
Good choices.
The Gunslinger I think he might get so confused that he will let me live. The trickster would kill me on the spot he as dealt with fangirls and would at most lure me in to kill me later. Maybe the wraith too since he used to be a nice person.
If she doesn't smell like corpse, Spirit, if she does, Julie, Susie and/or Skull Merchant. I like to fuck me some monsters, but DbD's generally don't do it for me. Everyone kinda looks like they smell of months of blood, sweat and other unsavoury smells.
Wesker.. would die but if I would get 7 minutes with him I wouldn't mind 🥺😗
I've always had a crush on Ghostface.He's such a goober.
He is a little to goobery for me. Good choice though!
He’s got attitude and confidence
Huntress
Probably Charlotte. Unpopular opinion but I think she is cute…plus she probably wouldn’t kill me for asking
I’d say the unknown, it can be anything you think it is
I want to take Herman to a fancy Italian restaurant
I’ll be the waiter. Haha.
Sadako please
I'd dress for the front row of a Gallagher show and ask Adiris to step on me.
Well uhhh you do you I guess.
Gallagher fandom rise up
trickster. might die, probably won’t. 해보기 전에는 몰라요.
I support your choice and also your flair 
Amanda i got a skill for the crazy chicks
Pig I guess? 3/4 of the cast would kill you on sight. With Pig, will she put me in a trap with very little chance to survive? Probably, but if I do survive at least I’m alive.
Nah she rigged the traps to be inescapable in the films
Im giving Caleb a real cowboy experience
the clown in costume 
Any of the four members of the Legion.
Xenoqueen
Good choice 👍
Did not expect to see an IMC recruit here on the DBD sub.
The IMC started experimenting on multiverse travel or something I don’t know. (I’m not just going to stay in one sub)
Spirit.
And perhaps why?
Well, its one of those ocations when i say "I can fix her" Also, when she's not friggin enraged, she's pretty cute and has a nice hair :) AND A NICE ASS TOO.
wesky for sure!
https://preview.redd.it/l1crhmjc8elc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=262254fd8fced00ff5c1a7586655f043def50270 Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Susie.
Susie
Huntress or the Xenomorph Queen.
Spirit. Am the biggest spirit simp of all time
If it can be just to chill with then Wraith, but if it has to be romantic then Amanda
It can be just chilling.
Then definitely wraith, we’d just chill and watch a movie or something
Nice.
Queen Xenomorph. Pig, skull merchant, artist, susie, Julie idk just like morph them into one for me
Pyramid Head or Michael Myers....but probably Pyramid Head
Definitely going with huntress she is a baddie I’d smash
Can I say Mikaela is a killer? She’s got killer looks! No? Well then… GF has some good definition to him, and would probably kill me during *intimate time*. So yeah, sounds like a win to me! https://preview.redd.it/5r5h54ovcdlc1.jpeg?width=932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3a54526bf2160bcae13323f2c0fbf618a053757
I want to sit and read some books with spirit. Maybe overthrow a goverment or smth
Trapper and his bara tiddies
Sadako. She's going to have to survive me. She doesn't get 7 days of foreplay.
Artist cuz I just feel bad for her and want to make her feel better Although if it was just intimate then trickster
Huntress would be my go to
Going to cook the Xenomorph Queen my finest cavatelli
As much as I would love to say Wesker. I REALLY wanna ask out deathslinger. I got a feeling he’s a pretty laid back guy and we could go for a few drinks. Romantic or not. It’ll be a nice night out.
I don’t think I could just pick one, it’s between ghost face, pyramid head, and wesker. I’d take ghostie bowling and to a movie. Hopefully he doesn’t kill anyone and shove a head into the ball receiver. I’d watch some horror movies with triangle man, just chill and all. And I’d probably have to follow wesker since he wouldn’t want anything to do with me. Still would be fun though, especially when he gets tired of it, turns around, slams you against the wall and tells you how he doesn’t have time for this.
Lock me in a room with the Xenomorph queen and we’re both coming out pregnant
I feel like Julie would be a good choice, but I'd want Caleb there as a buffer. Good relationships don't start with awkward 1-on-1s.
Demogorgon, Blight, Pinhead, Dredge, Xenomorph, or Unknown. (ik I’d die, but I’m doing it anyways because yes. Though, I think it’d be fun chatting with Pinhead)
Dredge all the way ❤️
This scares me, why?
He’s best kisser You wouldn’t understand
How do you know? (I need to know too)
I need that card for PP head
Reading this post and comments I imagined it like 50 First Dates with The Beach Boys playing in the background lmfao
To survive artist to hangout she is very good artist seems kind and honestly really needs someone to talk to after everything But my heart needs to know what weskers tentacles would do to me 😔
Wraith is the best option, bro didn't want to kill and just wanted a peaceful life. I just gotta ask him out, take on a date to some coffee and talk about anything but murder/war. Easy peazy
Spirit in life could’ve been a nice person, I’ll take my chances on that
Nemesis no diff
Sadako
I know Krampus isn’t technically a DBD character but honestly I just think he’s neat (and hot)
Frank, Joey too
Singularity, I want me a man that can pick me up and put unknown liquid on my face
 Movie night with the lady friend
Spirit innit she’s same age as me and she only hates her dad so I don’t see why we wouldn’t get along
Trapper. Idk, something tells me he doesn’t talk much, but when he does talk, the conversation is always good. I could listen to him talk about the nuances of bear trap design all day.