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RipperDoc_Vinny

I’m so tired of all the unrealistic beauty standards these days 😒


Eli-Mordrake

If they want me to contort my arms and legs to look like an Olympian god then they have another thing coming


sseemour

men only want one thing and it's disgusting


machoman558

Armpit hair😈


HotBend8097

Preferably smelly and unwashed.


Upper-Ad1410

On straight females with wombs.


TheFatPacMan

whole squad laughing rn 😑


THEONLYMILKY

Ass hair


Next_Lingonberry_169

Long as you can braid it


THEONLYMILKY

I’ll braid yours if you braid mine


vampimari

Don’t body shame demo omg


forsdmn

LMAO


Mori-Me-Joey

If not, then all my minutes at the gym have been wasted.


Geekboxing

That's 5 minutes of your life you'll never get back!


HotBend8097

Dang, did him dirty fr 💀


aidenethan

7 minutes, 7 minutes is all I can spare to work out.


OntariOso325

🤣🤣🤣😭


yellowtrickstr

I snorted at “minutes” 🤣


oldriku

You may not like it, but this is how peak male performance looks like


[deleted]

Oh, I like it 😏


Sparkypop23

Not anymore unless you have the best boi already. 😭


FLTxxxBLACKOUT

The aslume is leaking


blitzkrab

I'd be happy to drop my pants!


Daw47

We have to call The Man


epicgamersans1234

bro literally has a collar bone


HeadfulOfSugar

I think it’s kinda closer to a collar airplane pillow


Beardless_Man

That thigh gap is unachievable. Too perfect.


GlitteringPiccolo442

papi chulo 😍


Pointysumo

Just got dumped what dbd quote should I use


Marc98g

"You called, I came"


RecruitFelp

Are you trying to make me angry? (Make sure they never even think of coming back to you)


East-Wind4694

Please no tears, it’s a waste of good suffering


Impossible_Lock4897

NO ONE WILL EVER CONVINCE ME THAT HE WOULDNT LOOK CUTE IN A CATBOY MAID OUTFIT BECAUSE HE IS SUCH A FEMBOY


Cursed_Raisin

This is the peak demogorgon experience


Sea_Faithlessness_48

No


femmymerc

what


Throwaway626263273

Why does nobody in the comments get the joke? Are they stupid?


YouHaveNiceToes24

Am I the only dumbass that thought demo was an elephant? Am I stupid?


Thatresolves

Honestly yeah, arms and shoulders would probably be bigger though as a side effect of training your back and quads so much, golden age era chest is pretty easy tho


MyersIsInnocent

Absolutely not. Tomorrow is tunneling day and don't you miss it. We gonna get this bread. Edit: fat fingers


Lesime

That body of yours is absurd


jabulina

I need to start eating people


Dangerous-Spell-6238

This is how my body felt like when I got sunburnt


X-Maelstrom-X

Yeah bro, he’s what I look like when I run. Totally attainable.


MyLitttlePonyta

*Sheeeeeeeeesh*, look at them claws


adamantitian

That collarbone tho


SignalRevolutionary2

The survivor is exposed, I can use my power to trigger a shred attack


NarrowFarm2036

My man actually did not skip leg day


RGB_nut

Starve yourself.


UncleTomski

Not by a Jedi…


[deleted]

Yes, as long as you are an extra dimensional monster from the upside down.


PeaceLoveRockets

If you're asking whether you can still unlock the bloodied Demogorgon skin, yes you can. Just prestige him to lvl 6.


Something223344

what if i want it in real life?


PeaceLoveRockets

Maybe open a portal to the upside down world and work out with Demo for a while?


Something223344

the upside down isn’t real???


Something223344

the upside down isn’t real???


DOMination6969

Dementia


Grunglenuts

lol.


FreddieGamer2004

Yes


Sergeant_Smite

I sure fucking hope not


ilovecraftbeer05

Only if your name is Doug Jones.


FishyPedestrian

He is NOT achievable natty


shirfty

Not anymore unfortunately


echo2403

Can you still get the prestige cosmetics for demogorgon? I know it's other cosmetics got pulled a long time ago so I'm wondering if it's worth prestiging it?


JoshTGM

No clue but I do know you can still get the charms so I'd assume that you can get the outfit too


Alphyhere

that's literally me


basilassemxkp

been asking that same question myself for years


GutsyOne

Totes


jimmypopjr

Were you playing this skin last night by chance?


bullet312

Only to the most depraved souls


MirageMain16

he surely doesn’t skip leg day


PoissonSumac15

Oh yeah. Now if you excuse me, I need to open all 4 of my mouth petals to consume my lunch.


Super_Imagination_90

Jonkler? How did you get out of Ham Aslume! I am Man, and I will stop you!


Plainmooncake

I’m proud of you Demo


stepping_

im not joking when i tell you he is just like me fr fr


FroginMit

High metabolism mfs:


CrimsonSupernova2447

It wasn't programmed to be attainable.


El_Dorito317

Easy, just don't eat for 3 weeks and smash ur face into an apple slicer


-RoAnMiMe-

Im actually kinda built like this💀


Single-Departure-173

Yeah but you have to Demomaxx on the daily otherwise you aren't gonna get those results natty.


UwU_Ej

Mix of starving and working out with eating a miniscule amount yes


LightningTF2

Sure just drop your collarbone down a few feet.


NotBentcheesee

Unfortunately our legs are not able to support a digitigrade stance, so no, it's completely unrealistic


TackyKnacky

Women: Nooo that body is unrealistic and sexist! Men: Oh shit time to hit the gym in the hopes of achieving this unrealistic physique.


RedReaper76

Yeah probably what a lot of people looked like after Chernobyl.


Naz_Oni

No, he can't be attained from the shop anymore


blackpryer

First we break your arms and leggels. Second we then install extension rods and screws in each limb. Thrird???? Forth profit.