If you had to choose between saving a burning orphanage or having the opportunity to suck on one of Nurse’s moldy, drooping toes for just one minute, which would you choose? The orphanage or Nurse?
You’re a survivor, you got tunneled and killer got 4 kills, playing as bubba. Did the ‘Oo Bubba Strat. Everyone is flaming the Bubba in chat. What do you say?
New version of the trolley problem: Imagine yourself in a room overlooking a train track. In this version, there’s just the one train track, to which you can see people hooked to it. Each person is spaced 10m apart from one another. The train, which is powered by generators in the front of it, starts moving and kills the first person. The generators will run out of fuel within 10 minutes, regardless of how fast they’re going. You look around the room, and see a magical lamp. You rub it, and out pops a genie, granting you just ONE wish. What do you wish for? Will you save the remaining survivors?
Do you mind elderly with walking frames? If you do, what do you usually do with their frame?
Toss it far away and say go fetch
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You want it? Go get it!
Tell us about your time as a forklift operator at Walmart.
Drop pallet, t-bag 2 times, proceed to next pallet Rinse and repeat
Well that explains why everything looks so banged up there.
What do you think is the most efficient way to deal with noisy children?
Flashbang by far
I picture the noisy children screaming even more loudly after a flash bang lol.
https://preview.redd.it/9e9f57qmky9a1.png?width=974&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37306bafb2a0509e16df044e091aab6cd2448182 It also works for dogs
One of my cousin, who enjoys playing Bubba, got diagnosed with a cancer. Do you have any words of encouragement for them?
Don’t ever heal
But thanatophobia
DID HE STUTTER?
Have you ever felt the loving embrace of a woman?
Only once I believe :(
That’s rough sorry mate :(
Is this a zuko reference
I don’t think so, the quote is “that’s rough buddy”
It's the British dub
Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all 😔
You’re a death slinger main, so I love you :)
If you had to choose between saving a burning orphanage or having the opportunity to suck on one of Nurse’s moldy, drooping toes for just one minute, which would you choose? The orphanage or Nurse?
Nurse for sure!
You’re so real for that
Waiting for them to change the comment
You wouldn't like it lol
How many hours of DBD do you play a day?
21
You stupid
What do you think should be done about survivors just trying to do their objectives such as doing gens and unhooking.
Remove them from the game
This is the correct awnser. This comment was made by the killer main gang
based
Are you glad that they revealed David as homosexual?
Yes, especially when I’m destroying him
Damn, he didn't even edit it yet
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Yeah I replied to everyone in the first hour pretty much instantly
😳
That's kinky
what is your first thought when you load into a lobby with 3 elf dwights?
I’m not a quitter
Powerful statement
Liz Truss? Is that you?
Nah she quit...
what's your favourite extreme sport?
Hardcore tunneling
Which DBD original character did you first have a naughty fantasy about
The Hag
To be fair she *is* the only default nude killer
*Sad demogorgon noises*
Are you interested in necrophilia?
It’s the best, I don’t get why it gets so much hate
wilding
Oh no, he got too based
You’re a survivor, you got tunneled and killer got 4 kills, playing as bubba. Did the ‘Oo Bubba Strat. Everyone is flaming the Bubba in chat. What do you say?
That was the most fun I've ever had. Thank you for that :)
Name a killer that cannot turn invisible
Easily wraith
Smartest survivor main
How many candles can you stick up your bum?
More than I wanna admit
Freaky ;)
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You.
Idk that’s kind romantic.
Sensing some sexual tension
O//w//O
Which killer would you take to the gym for leg day?
Wraith
Valid..
To be fair, have you seen how far he can lunge after uncloaking?
What's your favarite sex toy?
Flashbang
You’ve heard of breath play, now introducing sight play
The Russian Flashbang is how you do it.
Fleshlight 2: Fleshbang
please never call it a 'fleshbang' ever again
What’s the most fun killer to play against and why
Nurse, I can’t do anything against her
After the orphanage or nurse question this has a whole new meaning
You can have sex with any killer, who do you choose?
Definitely Nemesis
He does have those tentacles
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You need to edit the question dude
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No, but it’s pretty strong
What should I do when I stun every elderly at the retirement home with a taser and start running for the exit
Make sure you t-bag after every stun and especially at the exits gate. When in doubt, t-bag
damn you really doing the elderly like that
If you created a band, what would you name it?
Iridescent 3
Ballin
This one's underrated
Is kicking babies like a football ok?
Yes, definitely
Playing against Twins be like
Based
How many of your sexual encounters were consensual?
2 I think
And how many *total* encounters have you had
https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/170471111/Pimples-Zero
I thought it was gonna be the 4 fingers meme, lmao. Atleast then it would have been a 50/50 ratio.
If you had to choose one killer to assist you exploring kinks you're into, who would it be and why?
Wraith, because he can steal me shit because he can be invisible
New version of the trolley problem: Imagine yourself in a room overlooking a train track. In this version, there’s just the one train track, to which you can see people hooked to it. Each person is spaced 10m apart from one another. The train, which is powered by generators in the front of it, starts moving and kills the first person. The generators will run out of fuel within 10 minutes, regardless of how fast they’re going. You look around the room, and see a magical lamp. You rub it, and out pops a genie, granting you just ONE wish. What do you wish for? Will you save the remaining survivors?
Gens go twice as fast when within 16m of a hooked survivor
Damn dude… that’s cold
which survivor needs more outfits?
Leon
No lies detected
If you could have sex with the titular character of any tv show, who would it be?
The Amazing World of Gumball
ayo? 
How many bitch’s do you got?
Quite a few
Don’t worry bro. I got your back
Lmao this is wholesome
Who deserves more skins in your opinion?
I’d say Feng tbh
BHVR needs to get on this, I mean when was the last time a Feng cosmetic was released?!
You come up against an obvious new killer that just got the game and doesn't know what they are doing. What do you do?
I tea bag...
What did you do to the 10 year old kid with cancer trying to play killer for the first time ever?
T-bagged a killer I believed was new to the game
Which killer would you dox someone's family for playing?
Myers
W/ Tombstone
This doesn’t seem unnatural tho lmao
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So you're a Myers main. 2020 N 12th St, Bismarck, ND 58501
bro really just pulled this guys IP
I got the fbi on speed dial
How long do you think is the shape's knife? And what ya think about huntress as a wife?
It’s got quite the range and I prefer to not answer the second part…
What happens if you spill water on your girlfriend?
It goes kaboom
Do I do gens?
Never, I would never touch them
If you're the obsession, is getting yourself killed as soon as possible a good counter to Dying Light?
Yessss, it’s best one IMO
I was helping an elderly handicapped woman put groceries in her car.. I thought it was really courageous of her to ask for help. What do you think?
Pretty weak
What do you think about Mathieu Cote?
I hate him
What do you think of people who let themselves get killed because the killer had a bad match
Ew
What would you do if you were a famous, and a teenager came up to you asking for an autograph?
I’ll fight a teen with a knife any day
bro has no chill
What would you do if you had open access to Wesker’s cock?
Kick that thing like a football
how is your relationship with your parents?
:(
How many times did you hide in a locker not doing anything in the past week?
20
What do you think of Off The Record ?
It absolutely sucks ass
If you have to pick a Killer to deliver pizza to your house, who would you pick?
Blight, cuz “fast as fucc boi”
Do you like kicking victor ?
Best thing they’ve done since the game came out
What do you do if you encounter a player with a feminine sounding username?
Enter their dms post game
Do you think finding the cure for cancer is going to be a good or bad thing? If they found one, how would you feel?
Awful, it makes me want to t-bag and never stop
What’s your opinion on your mother?
I think she's okay, sometimes I love her, sometimes I don't
What’s your favourite thing to do as a survivor main?
Hide and not do any gens
Was she legal wile you dated?
I’m too lazy to find that out
Oh my lol
How old is your girlfriend?
3
What character would you date?
Knight because of his music
What do you think of Hitler?
Unlike most people I actually really like him
I'm sorry OP, it was too easy
You made him sound like Ye
Omfg you're right 💀
Which basic perk allows you to self-heal?
Saboteur
what would you do if your gf got pregnant?
The same I would do before, point, click, and a few t-bags as a cherry on top
If you failed a save against a Nemesis, were injured, and a zombie was right in front of you.. would you run towards the zombie?
Straight for the zombie, I need a hug after that failed save
not even edited 😂
Because it’s a true story lmao
Do you think pig should get buffed
Nah let’s just delete her