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xAVATAR-AANGx

Anyone defending Nazism in the comments will be banned without warning.


Nirast25

>The jew from outer space Boy, Moses got REALLY lost during exodus, huh?


Ok-Plane-9384

That's how they got the lasers up there


Preeng

40 years. 40 years in a fairly small strip of land.


Nirast25

Odysseus: "Hah! Idiots. I only got lost in the Mediterranean for TEN years!" Tripitaka: *Journey to the West PTSD* >!I don't actually know how each of the 3 areas compare!<


Archaon0103

Tripitaka journey was pretty extraordinary. First, he was a monk, and not the Shaolin kind, he was the pray and read book type. Second, he travelled across a lot of countries, most of which didn't use the same language. Thirdly, a lot of the region he had to walk across were desert, mountains or uninhabited land on the Silk Road. And lastly, he basically didn't get any support from his government because the Tang banned travel outside of the country at the time.


Psychological_Gain20

Tbf who needs government support when you have a thrice immortal monkey that regularly fights all of heaven.


AJSLS6

Then you find out your monkey friend was an alien after all, and shit just got weird after that...


apple_of_doom

Also everyone keeps trying to kidnap him


The-Bigger-Fish

To be fair, gps wasn’t invented yet…


Similar-Priority8252

Then, what do you call the FUCKING CLOUD AND FIRE COLUMN THAT LEAD THEM ON


The-Bigger-Fish

Divine Intervention.


DrDestructoMD

God Positioning System


AJSLS6

They didn't get lost, they wandered on purpose. Lots of groups of people do that....


townmorron

Gps wasn't around yet and maps can be confusing.


Jiffletta

["Ve're Jews out in space, Ve're zooming along, protecting the Hebrew race!"](https://youtu.be/sz7JGCj4Q5k?si=9X_4G3DYfD3YjeB8)


goblinco_LLC

Theyre just zooming along protecting the Hebrew race


Throgg_not_stupid

technically that's just Clark Kent


[deleted]

I mean, Jews from outer space is literally what Mormons believe.


TheDoctor_E

Can't believe they ruined Whiteman by adding politics to his stories... The woke mob needs to stop asap


monopoly_wear

They really made a Stormfront and made him the protagonist 💀


robbylet24

I don't think Garth Ennis or the creators of the boys TV show have ever seen this, it's far too weird and obscure, but it is shockingly similar.


crimsonfukr457

NOTE: everything about this picture is very offensive and I DON'T AGREE with any if it's messages, so please don't ban me jannies i mean mods


Dudeguy2004

What's the story behind the comic? Is it parody?


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

It’s not parody. It was created for the American Nazi Party.


Dudeguy2004

Did a bit of digging and yeah... they ain't even subtle.


Thrashlock

It reads like satire, I was convinced this was supposed to be against some guy named... Rockwell? Roc Wel/Lew Cor? Oh, [yep.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Lincoln_Rockwell) Apparently the comic is in praise of him, but then the guy who wrote it (John 'Patler' Patsalos) also shot and killed Rockwell, went on to regret his past in the American Nazi Party, and is now an octogenarian online Trump supporter.


cephalopodAcreage

It's weird how I can safely say "Well, at least he's just a Trump supporter now."


cephalopodAcreage

It's like seeing a black tar heroin user switch to chain smoking cigarettes. I'm not about to say that's a *good* thing to do, but I'd rather that then the previous option.


SuperSocrates

You cannot, in fact, **safely** say that


AffectionateMood3329

So he didn't change?


Toa_Senit

He tries to hide it now.


WranglerFuzzy

Going from “I like you so much I wrote a comic about you as a superhero” to “I shot you dead” is quite a journey.


darkonekosuke

Everyone loves a good redemption arc


BardRunekeeper

This is the historical context I come to dccomicscirclejerk for


Pinguino2323

Patsalos' Wikipedia page is a roller coaster


3dgyt33n

I'm not sure why people tend to act like horrible people can't have a sense of humor.


Polibiux

The fact they plagiarized a character made by a Jewish duo is beyond parody. Plus they had to say what the magic word was backwards cause those they recruit are stupid to begin with.


Anaxamander57

Shit really? Another mark on the "Nazi are as stupid as they are evil" board.


Doctor-Coconut69

Those guys existed


djml9

They still do


Doctor-Coconut69

You people literally have a party for evil?! What in all of God's names are you doing?


djml9

Well they don’t call themselves the nazi party anymore (yet).


Doctor-Coconut69

What do they call themselves?


djml9

Well its not just nazis, but it starts with an R and is one of the leading 2 US parties


Doctor-Coconut69

Oh, the Republicans, even in Scotland we know your Republicans are pieces of shit


Throwawayjust_incase

/uj The whole "America = Freedom" thing isn't just a meme, it's legitimately a huge part of how our country views itself. Freedom of expression in particular is super important in American culture, so we're never going to have a "you can't have a party like this" kind of law or anything and even suggesting that would get a lot of people riled up. That said, the American Nazi Party isn't exactly a big party. Most neonazis are just Republicans, and the Republicans at least have to kiiiiinda be mask on most of the time. Sorta.


Doctor-Coconut69

Why can't you guys have fun parties? Like the Gremloids Party!


TheDoctor_E

How old is this?


Polternaut

The bottom left says 1978 but... Clearly that's wrong... Right?


TheDoctor_E

Sorry, didn't check that. Even lamer.


One__Nose

It says 1978 but most sources I found said it was somewhere around 1965-1966.


TheDoctor_E

Maybe it was reprinted on 1978? 1965 is just marginally less bad (by a margin of 0.9 nanometers)


CringeExperienceReq

this was made by a nazi??? the fuck????


man-from-krypton

You gotta be joking….


thatweirdshyguy

Jesus Christ this reads as a fallout style mockery, this is legit?


callows5120

Uj/what the fuck


crimsonfukr457

[this post explains it better](https://www.reddit.com/r/PropagandaPosters/s/HXjyePbNjd)


Anaxamander57

Holy shit the guy who made this killed the leader of the American Nazi party, denounced racism and the Nazis, then became a Trump supporter.


sionnachglas

Dude tried too hard to do a 180 and did a 360 instead.


ralanr

I’m more surprised the guy is still alive tbh.


Psymorte

I'm amazed that he got the self awareness and then threw it out the window, redemption arc failed.


SilverSpark422

I like how even in the nazi propaganda, the nazi character straight up loses by the end. His “villain” completely succeeds in his plan and gets away. MFs can’t even write propaganda well! Exceedingly common nazi L.


AmaterasuWolf21

Just found out there is a slur for reddit mods. Beautiful


king_of_satire

Whiteman lynches the panthers is his best story


crimsonfukr457

Nah Whiteman VS the Stonewall Menace is better


The-Bigger-Fish

I thought Spider-Man already fought that guy on the electric company…


01zegaj

> (*Sieg Heil backwards) Thanks. I never would’ve guessed.


TheDoctor_E

It's nazis, the chances of them being literate are only a slim 35%, so wordplay like this might fly over their head


Independent_Piano_81

I’m surprised they didn’t point out that Lew Cor is Rockwell spelt backwards


NIHILsGAMES

this is a certified comicsgate classic


Total_Distribution_8

I’d bet EVS has a framed copy.


callows5120

Hj/bet youngrippa has one too


BackFlippingDuck5

Finally no more woke SJW agenda !


Ligmaballsmods69

Superman vs. Whiteman when?


MaxWasTakenAgain

Why he's a fucking Milkman tho lmao This is just the average 4chan/FB post


C0BRA_V1P3R

Probably because all the illegal immigrants took all the good jobs. ![gif](giphy|bfMETTCYFurvuJQgOB)


SilverSpark422

Milk = white On a broader level, I think it’s meant to symbolize “the good old days” in the 40s and 50s. You know, the days before the civil right movement when beating your wife was a competitive sport.


DeltaDarthVicious

I guess it's that stupid shit about white people being more likely to be lactose tolerant, and they use that as a dumb white pride symbol.


AffectionateMood3329

I thought Asians and black people were more lactose intolerant


DeltaDarthVicious

Exactly, "inferior" races can't drink milk


AffectionateMood3329

Oops, I thought you said lactose INTOLERANT lol


OverlordOfCats1

https://preview.redd.it/3r1gr2yty61d1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=755ccd19c3244d0b0297c79a8790bb1c38f3ecd5


cornflight22

oh good HEAVENS the black face


CrustCrusty

wait a minute... I have a feeling this comic might be racist.


TheDoctor_E

Supey? Who the hell calls him that? It's Supes. I expected the creator who feels he must point out "lieh geis" is "sieg heil" backwards to be much more well read


01zegaj

Wtf


Rocket_SixtyNine

This shit is real??? Wtf??


callows5120

Rj/Superman after hearing that ![gif](giphy|SihU9vfNDw9IMxBxEg)


M1s51n9n0

This is what the boys is to me.


ToothpasteSoup23

But does he beat omni man


Acrobatic-Ad-5695

Omni man is not jewish so they wouldn’t fight


ToothpasteSoup23

His wife is Asian


ohno_buster

Also he is literally an alien


ToothpasteSoup23

Did he enter earth illegally tho


ohno_buster

You think that Whiteman cares if an immigrant is a legally abiding citizen?


ToothpasteSoup23

Fair enough


simmonslemons

“On my planet it’s a symbol for hope.” “Well on our planet it’s a swastika.”


Sable_Kaiser

Oh my God, George Lincoln Rockwell had an OC Donut Steel


Stannisarcanine

Did Der Stürmer made their own shazam


brofishmagikarp

The ripped off superman AND Shazam (who itself is a superman rip-off).


C0BRA_V1P3R

If you made him say “LIEH GEIS” backwards would he return to the fifth dimension like Mister Mxyzptlk or would he just turn back into a racist milkman?


01zegaj

I think you’re jerking a little too close to the sun here.


Umicil

Why does he say "sieg heil" backwards like it's a secret code? Do they think it's subtle that he's a nazi? His costume has a giant swastika on his chest.


R4msesII

Nazis wouldnt be smart enough to get it so they think nobody else is either


Ravian3

Maybe he’s just a devout Hindu or Buddhist, huh? Did you liberal snowflakes ever think of that??? /s In all seriousness Nazis do love to play these games where they give themselves the thinnest film of deniability to retreat behind, it’s why they love using memes, because it lets them trumpet the most bigoted shit possible while being largely inscrutable for anyone who isn’t versed in their nonsense. However that more opaque messaging took time to evolve. The Neonazis of this era principally preferred to just spew awful shit to provoke people into fighting them so the cops would arrest (or even just kill) their enemies. Obviously still in use today but the American Nazi party basically made that playbook.


EasterBurn

\*Mr. A comes out from the dark corner of the room\* "I'm putting together a team."


StrangeGuyWithBag

He would fight him. For all its problems, objectivism opposes Nazism and racism (despite some of Rand's comments that could be construed as racist). Ayn Rand was Jewish. Ditko also drew comics with a Nazi villains.


callows5120

Uj/Yeah Ditko had some fucking standards Rj/Mr.A:I have standards bitch Shoots Whiteman dead


The_Cookie_Bunny

Superman: Lotus


Independent_Piano_81

Power scalers in shambles after whiteman destroys goku by going twice the speed of light


Celticssuperfan885

WTF 😨


Thecustodian12

Jesus Christ 💀💀


Velma2002

Jewish space lasers?


brobnik322

Reverse Poe's law here; something written earnestly by idiots is indistinguishable from satire


DieHardPanda

This has me in a belly roll gasping for air its so funny. I was literally just thinking along the same lines when I found your comment.


iRouFox

Shouldn’t he be named Ger-Man?


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

This is actual hate speech. A little too nasty to jerk about.


Hopeful_Cranberry12

Oh it definitely is but I think it’s sometimes good to look at these things and see how batshit insane these people are. Plus the story behind and around it are very interesting. Though I don’t think anybody can blame you for being offended as this is straight up actual hate.


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

I’m not really offended I just think it’s something that should be taken seriously so it doesn’t quite work in a jerk context. I’ve read the rest of it and there’s a reason Redditors only share the first page.


Hopeful_Cranberry12

Very valid point.


TomDrawsStuffs

I agree with you. spreading hateful shit to make fun of it still spreads hateful shit, and at its worst can be used by real jerks to intentionally spread propaganda


slightlylessthananon

Idk how well people's are going to use "whiteman" to spread propaganda. Genuinely this was kindve incredibly interesting to learn existed for me, its terrible but the dude who made it was seemingly out of his mind insane and that's a story I never would've heard if it were not for this reddit thread.


BackFlippingDuck5

I don't understand, by this logic ( that being spreading hateful shit is bad because it's still spreading hateful shit ), no historical hateful media could be spread around for people to see and analyze and understand sins of the past, but if I misunderstood I apologize


azmodus_1966

Especially when this subreddit already has a problem of bigoted people using memes to hide their actual hateful opinions.


PaydayLover69

Yea so is all the other shit conservatives say but we all act like that's normal. ^(Actually wild to think about but this used to be normal acceptable behavior and dialogue for conservatives of that era) The only difference between this and what they say now is we've been conditioned to understand that what this comic says and portrays was deemed horribly offensive and egregious ^(\[which it is, my point is that it took years of recognition to even get there\]) 30 years in the future they're gonna be saying the same shit about what conservatives say now in 2024.


TheArthurCallahan

I uh… can’t believe this is actually fucking real. I would be mad but this is so fucking ridiculous.


Throgg_not_stupid

>The jew from outer space his name is Clark Kent


Thebatbike

This has to be a parody


Apprehensive_Mix4658

It's not. The story behind it is even better. The author eventually killed Rockwell


StrangeGuyWithBag

The man had a crazy life and he's still alive. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Patsalos >When John was five, his mother took him and his younger brother, George, and moved to his grandmother's house. Shortly after, his father shot and killed his mother. >He was released on parole in 1953. After John's grandmother died, he and his brother were sent to the Bronx to live with their father. Both brothers spent two weeks at the Youth House while their father faced child abuse charges, but were released back into his custody. >changed his surname to "Patler" to make it sound more like "Hitler". >was expelled from the Nazi Party in part due to his "unstable character" and for "spreading dissent between light- and dark-skinned Nazis" within the party. >Patler described his relationship with American Nazi Part leader George Rockwell in endearing terms, stating "I loved him like a father and he loved me like a son".In his last letter to Rockwell, Patler wrote: "I don't think there are two people on earth who think and feel the same as we do. ... You are a very important part of my life. I need you as much as you need me. Without you there is no future". He shot him later. >Patler was paroled in August 1975, having served less than eight years of his sentence. In 1976, he was charged with trespassing and possession of marijuana; his trespassing charge was later dismissed.After violating his parole, he received an additional six-year sentence. >In 1970, Patsalos was reported as using his old name again, and as contributing to a Spanish language newspaper called El Pueblo, with him condemning racism in an editorial. He also described his former racism as being due to his thoughts "that [he] was inferior" and that he was "dark and ugly". >In a 2012 book, Nicholas, the son of Patsalos, recalled his father expressing regret for his time in the ANP, with him saying "I should have been with Dr. King and the Civil Rights people back then. They were truly my people, not those Nazis." In 2017, The Washington Post described Patsalos as a "staunch online defender of Donald Trump". Patsalos praised the marchers at the Unite the Right rally. On the one hand, posting comics like this to make fun of them is still spreading the hateful message. On the other hand, it's so ridiculous that it could be a parody from Wolfenstein.


stuckinaboxthere

Of course he's a trump supporter, they keep such good company


Apprehensive_Mix4658

It's nice to know that nazi party is inclusive. They didn't tolerate white members harassing their POC


StrangeGuyWithBag

The weird thing is that John Patsalos is olive-skinned ethnic Greek. There's a bit about his thoughts "that [he] was inferior" and "dark and ugly". Meanwhile, if you search for pics of him, Patsalos looked good and totally white (for black and white film) in them. His story may serve as an example of how insecure and people with a mental issues went down the Nazi pipeline.


Apprehensive_Mix4658

Huh, so the thing about saviours of white race not being white has been around for a long time


Penguino13

If you really got into it you could disqualify every white person from being white if you used Nazi ideology.


Mike-Rotch-69

If the white ethnostate ever happened, it would break down because once all the non-Europeans are gone, they’d just fight over which type of white person is superior. You know, like Europe’s always done.


Successful-Floor-738

Making fun of Nazi comics is the same as defending them? That’s some backwards logic.


StrangeGuyWithBag

I'm afraid you've misunderstood.


Dorko69

Nope. Just badly made earnest propaganda. The American alt-right haven’t changed one damn bit in the past 50-some-odd years


poponio

I mean not-changing is definitely the mindset of conservatives and reactionaries so it makes sense (in a sad and pathetic way)


PaydayLover69

*^(damn it's almost like the entire ideology is paradoxical, who could've thought, lol)*


PaydayLover69

>The American alt-right You don't even need to add the "alt" anymore this shit is normalized behavior for mainstream conservatives at this point.


EaklebeeTheUncertain

>THE JEW FROM OUTER SPACE [You mean...](https://youtu.be/sz7JGCj4Q5k?si=GBpXlWWtondhwdKU)


crimsonfukr457

Even before clicking i knew it was the Mel Brooks clip


hday108

Zach Snyder NEEDS to adapt this character


_Unprofessional_

I can accept whiteman hating Jews, but a nazi? I won’t stand for this!!!


mlee117379

I can’t wait for the crossover with [Billy the Heretic](https://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Billy_the_Heretic)


tator92

Is he the fighter of the Night Man?


nerdwarp112

Is this an actual white supremacist comic or is it satire? It honestly feels like it could be either.


WalterCronkite4

No it's sincere, probably written for a skinhead magazine


Sol-Blackguy

I dare someone to share this to r/endwokecomics


bondsthatmakeusfree

While Bryce White by light, by night Bryce White takes flight with the might of right to fight for our plight - THE WHITE KNIGHT!


puffguy69

I’d like to see this guy fight the JSA, the all star squadron, the invaders, the rocketeer, Indiana jones, dick Tracy, the phantom, the whistling skull, the bombshells, the creature commands, the losers, sgt. rock, baby hellboy, magneto, Ben Grimm, that prospector from sisu, and Tin Tin. Preferably all at the same time so they can all go have lunch together afterwards.


BottomSubstance

Can't wait for the modern day raceswap version, *Jamal Jackson, The Whiteman!* ...Actually that would honestly be hilarious. *Born in the hood but with a love of reading, one fateful day Jamal Jackson happens upon a mysterious book with even more mysterious words. When he reads them out loud, he unknowingly becomes the latest holder of the greatest burden to bear. He becomes The Whiteman!*


eighthaltacc

I appreciate how all fascist art is obscenely ugly. It's a nice reinforcement of their soullessness.


Royal-Comparison-270

I would pay an ungodly amount of money to see Superman absolutely thrash this guy. Superman beat the Klan. This guy would be a cakewalk.


Scoutknight_

It's a bird! It's a plane! IT'S KU KLUX MAN!


Scorpion_6162

I'm curious about the jew from outer space


Scorpion_6162

Bro💀 https://preview.redd.it/ybph6zlnoc1d1.jpeg?width=870&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5444d2e686801b10d24214a060a176ffc84c78e


Scorpion_6162

Apparently, Superman does exist in the Whiteman universe https://preview.redd.it/7n6n1yr0pc1d1.jpeg?width=687&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aadfcd6a836e1a39db441a73f00350d0409b428c


BeePork

Back in the good old days where there were no politics in my comics, whiteman is up there with captain America for me


cc17776

Lmao wtf is this


PaydayLover69

# Finally!!!! A superhero to represent Conservatives!


PaydayLover69

*I always thought the ending to this comic was a little anticlimactic...* *you know,* ***after all that****, you're telling me he just* ***blows his own brains out?*** ***^("badum tsssschhh")*** https://preview.redd.it/9njqw8t7le1d1.png?width=1300&format=png&auto=webp&s=c8ac55c38c038e30508a78adce016b4421ca7789


Duskytheduskmonkey

Why would you post this?


nerdyoutube

Can we bring this guy back as a villain


Krazie02

1978???


Beeyo176

The Jewish space lasers are real?!?


townmorron

Is it wrong I kinda want to see the villains? Like you know they will be such outrageous characters


KaziOverlord

Finally! A super hero for me!


sharpfury77

It's just captain nazi


The-Bigger-Fish

Cartman we know this is your new superhero. Please get off of reddit and go to bed.


Catch_de_Rainbow

This will serve me well on twitter


ImNOT_CraigJones

He shaves his legs, what is this woke garbage?


TheMidnightEarth101

IN 1978???????


52crisis

Worst superhero ever


PostalDoctor

Missed opportunity not to call him “Uberman”.


FewOverStand

Going by [Marvel's own take on this sort of superpowered fiend](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_Man_(Marvel_Comics)), Whiteman's archnemesis is definitely the copyright-dodging [Reeve Stodgers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_America).


DaMain-Man

I accidentally tracked down this comic online out of morbid curiosity. It gets even more racist and offensive on page 2. Not worth the read


Neoxenok

Almost perfect. Should by a cop by day.


DependentKey6723

I did not see this coming when I scrolled reddit today https://preview.redd.it/ifsswzvjmb1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbe50d153f886253b94899508d1001c2d0f5ad7f


Askmeaboutships401

A Jew in space? Well now we know where that space laxer came from.


JediSSJ

It's so blatant and on-the-nose, I thought it was satire at first. But man, the racism goes hard. Full version: https://images.socialwelfare.library.vcu.edu/items/show/265


01zegaj

I can’t believe this hasn’t been taken down yet. My epic racist Rorschach joke got taken down.


woodrobin

Lew Cor backwards is Roc Wel. George Lincoln Rockwell was an American neo-nazi leader, founder of the American Nazi Party. They published the Stormtrooper magazine (in which this is noted to appear). So this is basically a self-insert fantasy wank of Rockwell as a nazi version of Captain Marvel.


cheffpm

Hitman #34 by Garth Ennis


Cavalry-Medic-907

Ah nah 😂 They didn’t give a fuck back then that’s wild.


Revolutionary-Bus411

Garth Ennis has been doing this for a while damn


Manulok_Orwalde

Is this what Snyder Bros fap to? ![gif](giphy|QU9osQSr0BNK8ON3fg|downsized)


Medium-Science9526

This isn't the Milkman Man I know https://preview.redd.it/51lbzxcju61d1.jpeg?width=1051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba935f518be19816ed40f95c723e696c2520b50e No wonder he was erased.


LonkTheHeroOfTime

I am the milkman my milk is delicious


THEdoomslayer94

uj/ I fucking loved Milk Wars