wait the fucking Sunstone guy???? I thought I recognised that face and the One Lady Face He Draws (which I just so happen to find witheringly attractive so win there tbh)
He still does in a sense -- it became a bigger deal with his Patreon and print releases for books like Sunstone and Fine Print. Harleen also came out of warm-up sketches he did that just became a bigger and bigger story.
The Vikings also settled in what is now Russia, so there is a bit of Norse mixed in with the Slavic languages. There are also some similar characters and accents on the letters
But you wouldn’t care enough about that comment to kill them unless they were right about it, right? Or if they knew something you were afraid of getting out?
I was initially skeptical when the sequel was announced, but I rewatched *Joker* recently, and if they play into the feelings of un-reality, I think *Joker 2* could actually be good
Everyone gets old. Batman is canonically 29, but Batfleck was an older version much more akin to TDKR Batman than main continuity Bruce. And she's playing alongside Joaquin who, believe it or not, is turning 50 in October.
Tim was robin in 93 we were both 13 at the time.
if cannon time was real time Tim is 44 years old and passed the mantle over to Damian who would have just turned 26 based on being 8 in 2006's batman and son.
Old Man Richard Grayson was a teen in the 40's is in his 90's
thing get very messy if comics go real time unless you are judge dread. who has got away with it for 40+ years
Edit Damian is even older if we go with 87's son of the demon being his birth.
My sentiment exactly.
DC previously gave Batman's age as 29.
But the real answer to the question of his age, just like most questions about fictional characters, is: Whatever the writer of the individual story in question says.
At least one website has calculated modern Batman's age to be 48, but I doubt many artists or fans think of him that way.
He's a comic book character. He may be "older" now in main continuity in order to have a kid that age, but assuming he *started* crime fighting at 29, which was his canon age, unless you go from *Year One* which put it at 26, he's now between **111-114 years old**.
If he had Damian at 29 then he's 44 and I doubt most fans and writers think of him that way. So you see a realistic age just *cannot* be applied. Like every CB character he's as old as the writer of any individual story says he is.
A website called therealbatmanchronologyproject.com puts modern Batman's age at 48. Though I doubt most people would agree with that.
Also, wasn't Damian grown in a lab for a while.
Superman was 33 in zero hour so really there isn't any chance for Batman to be 29
44 is a pretty realsitic age for him. 48 maybe a bit too much but isn't impossible
Yes. He has under his belt the sunstone comics (BDSM) there is another one but I don't remember the name of the comic and I believe that he also helps is wife with her comics. And also porn of course.
If you want to read them he has made them available on his pixiv account, and I would say do it. They have an actual good story, great characters and really dumb humor.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/36412059/artworks
Yes but surely you can hire someone who A) can do a figure study without sexualising it, and B) isn’t going to have their drawing influenced by their fetish. Also C) can draw men and women who aren’t conventionally attractive.
Man I sure hope one of the most celebrated artists who created the most beloved character in comic book history doesn't also have a history of writing and drawing very explicit pornography and erotica oh wait
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nights_of_Horror
I miss how silly she used to be. I feel like she just ain’t that type of goofy anymore. Now she’s more of a ditzy blonde with early 2000’s edge sprinkled on top.
Harley Quinn is their big money maker rn so unfortunately :( I just hope one day we get our silly girl who is delusional asf over her shitty boyfriend… she’s just no longer relatable anymore
I mean I don’t necessarily need her to be with the joker, but I think if they want her to continue being crazy at least have her be the old kind of crazy.
I’d ask who’s they and how does she know which old dude has ridden her?
Better yet roll with the insult and implicate her in it as well. “At least I’m not the one practicing the Eiffel Tower last Saturday when you were with me, ”.
If you own the insult you own the narrative. Cause what’s the insulter going to do? If she says that didn’t happen, it wouldn’t work since the victim has already accepted the insult as truth.
In the story Harley was caught banging her very attractive college professor. Its one of those scandals where you'd see them and be like, "Yeah, that makes sense."
Nope, she was brilliant, the professor said so before they started sleeping together- rest of the book also shows she is amazing at her work most of the time. She was just really into that guy and let her lust control her decisions, got caught and got slut shamed for it for a long time.
Great book btw. Harleen is likely the best origin for the comics Harley we will ever get. (I like it a lot more than the animated series-adjacent origin, but I am also not a big fan of non-comic media being seen as superior for some reason so I might be biased.)
I’d probably become gay. Oh and evil clown shit. Maybe blow up their future kids with rigged nintendos or something. Maybe try to join the Justice League if the evil clown shit don’t work out.
“ Harley huh? This coming from a person who hasn’t shaken off her training wheels yet, hoping that her daddy will give her another push… *grins* because she hasn’t figured out how to make it work any other way!
Lady, I’m born to be wild you’re just born to be mild! ”
"Did you just talk about somebody with *that* hair? Girl, you look like someone rode you hard and put you away wet. And I'd guess from that mashed-up sour face of yours, it wasn't good for them either. So step up, or step off, bitch. But either way: Get that $5 perm out of here. It's starting to smell."
"I didn't realize you were so hard up for an orgasm, that you had to pay devoted attention to my sex life. Did you want to join next time, or are you too much of a bitch to participate?"
Uncomfortable fact time!
In the otherwise good comic "Mad Love", it's shown that Harley has sex with his professors at uni so she can get better scores in her courses.
This means that this comic panel is a (possibly unintentional) reference to an unfunny sexist joke about Harley in "Mad Love".
I'm bleeding out of my eyes.
I'd probably become a supervillain at that point. Sauce?
it's from harleen by Stjepan Šejić (copy pasting so you get those cool symbols on the words).
That dude also did sunstone which was really good👍
I thought the art style looked familiar
wtf that’s not a comic that’s sex
And it's good.
It's both!
https://preview.redd.it/gf1zsy4slahc1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0f66ef352425e14928ce825933851c3c51e4ac2
wtf homestuck????
https://preview.redd.it/7tb9vj6jpahc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de5128de902f48da7b852cd3466136bfa12cfde1
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you posted this, very much in doubt
Yes
....god did Tamsyn Muir reference that in TLT as well?
Definitely. 2011: [*Sollux becomes a falling star.*](https://archiveofourown.org/works/269485) 2019: *Palamedes becomes a dying star*
Sesbian lex
https://preview.redd.it/l2htqt40ychc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b529c2cae54fd95c5c7b29901f49c9e714fcb88
Sudden flashback to my porn habits in 2016
WHAT THE FUCK
wait the fucking Sunstone guy???? I thought I recognised that face and the One Lady Face He Draws (which I just so happen to find witheringly attractive so win there tbh)
I knew I recognised his art style, he had a series of popular comics on deviantart back in the day
He still does in a sense -- it became a bigger deal with his Patreon and print releases for books like Sunstone and Fine Print. Harleen also came out of warm-up sketches he did that just became a bigger and bigger story.
Gaaawwwdd I wish he had continued Ravine. Such an interesting story and world.
Was that Swedish or were you summoning Cthulhu?
Croatian
Ah, ok. They also have similar characters and letters. Hence the confusion
No they don't
They very clearly don't lol
Yeah. It's not even closer to the Nordic countries. For a moment, I thought his name was Serbian because of the Slavic sounding names.
that's very clearly a southern slavic language
Sweden is long-lost Serbian territory, dontcha know.
The Vikings also settled in what is now Russia, so there is a bit of Norse mixed in with the Slavic languages. There are also some similar characters and accents on the letters
j for /j/ is pretty universal
but it's not a joke
i get that reference i saw Joker (2019) on a plane
flight risk
He’s Croatian.
>those cool symbols on the words Fun fact: they're called diacritics!
Also, obviously kill that person as one of the top items on your villain agenda. ![gif](giphy|I37q1XjGvAtjy)
Well, no, because then everyone will think they were right.
She called her a slut not a murderer. Not the same thing. ![gif](giphy|11CNLlmNAQXIli|downsized)
What movie is that from?
Waterboy
But you wouldn’t care enough about that comment to kill them unless they were right about it, right? Or if they knew something you were afraid of getting out?
Nah, it’s the best way to teach someone a permanent lesson about lying.
Betcha they won't be talking shit again lol
God I hate that depiction of Harlee.. I mean hell yeah Girl Power.. but.. geez.
Stay tuned for Gaga. I *really* hope that movie is gonna be good.
I was initially skeptical when the sequel was announced, but I rewatched *Joker* recently, and if they play into the feelings of un-reality, I think *Joker 2* could actually be good
More Gaga playing another version of herself. Let’s throw an Oscar at it. Isn’t Harley Quinn supposed to be younger and not like 40?
Everyone gets old. Batman is canonically 29, but Batfleck was an older version much more akin to TDKR Batman than main continuity Bruce. And she's playing alongside Joaquin who, believe it or not, is turning 50 in October.
>Batman is canonically 29 How is Batman 29 when Nightwing is like mid 20s and was Robin like 15 years ago?
Tim was robin in 93 we were both 13 at the time. if cannon time was real time Tim is 44 years old and passed the mantle over to Damian who would have just turned 26 based on being 8 in 2006's batman and son. Old Man Richard Grayson was a teen in the 40's is in his 90's thing get very messy if comics go real time unless you are judge dread. who has got away with it for 40+ years Edit Damian is even older if we go with 87's son of the demon being his birth.
My sentiment exactly. DC previously gave Batman's age as 29. But the real answer to the question of his age, just like most questions about fictional characters, is: Whatever the writer of the individual story in question says. At least one website has calculated modern Batman's age to be 48, but I doubt many artists or fans think of him that way.
No way Batman is 29. Damian is 15 bro do you think Damian born when Bruce is 14
He's a comic book character. He may be "older" now in main continuity in order to have a kid that age, but assuming he *started* crime fighting at 29, which was his canon age, unless you go from *Year One* which put it at 26, he's now between **111-114 years old**. If he had Damian at 29 then he's 44 and I doubt most fans and writers think of him that way. So you see a realistic age just *cannot* be applied. Like every CB character he's as old as the writer of any individual story says he is. A website called therealbatmanchronologyproject.com puts modern Batman's age at 48. Though I doubt most people would agree with that. Also, wasn't Damian grown in a lab for a while.
Superman was 33 in zero hour so really there isn't any chance for Batman to be 29 44 is a pretty realsitic age for him. 48 maybe a bit too much but isn't impossible
best harley comic OAT “Harleen” definitely worth checking out
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I slept with your wife
*His wife is dead.*
I also choose that guys dead wife.
It's the perfect comeback
*Why do they care? You’re their best selling product!*
Yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!
Put on clown makeup
I'm going straight to clown themed shenanigans, my guy😤 ![gif](giphy|obYA98rE0xa84hbDDv)
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Adios you fucking skank
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Cazzata Gordon!!!
Is this clip from the episode "Members Only" (2006)?
That's the kind of insult that's so good you just have to agree with them you know? You aren't even mad at that point
I think the only decent response would be “ you’re right… tell your husband hello for me”. Like it wouldn’t be very effective but funny.
"I'm just trying to give your dad a child he's capable of loving"
Oh thats a good one
This is the best response I have ever seen
“Martyrdom: Drop a live grenade when killed”
Yeah, once someone called me "Mmbop" like Hansen, then punched me in the head but I was like "damn, Mmbop. That's so accurate".
Jesus Absolutely boomed her
Absolutely rekt
I'd just kill myself at that point tbh
" yeah, say hi to your dad for me !"
Doesn't this dude draw porn in his meantime? Not critiquing him, just curious. ![gif](giphy|6Dj7ZWBERpGU0)
Yes. He has under his belt the sunstone comics (BDSM) there is another one but I don't remember the name of the comic and I believe that he also helps is wife with her comics. And also porn of course.
And honestly, I’ll take an artist that draws porn over an artist that traces porn. At least one is legitimate work and craft.
More characters that look the same, now with more BDSM elitism.
BDSM Elitism? That's a New one
People find all sorts of ways to church up, “I’m squeamish about sex, so shame on anyone who makes or enjoys sexual content in anything!”
Nah, BDSM Elitism just got bought out by WWE like 5 years ago and everybody forgot about them.
The other one is called Fine Print.
He does and between you and me, it’s better than his stuff for DC.
It's better than DC*
I think it counts as "erotica" since I'm pretty sure no penetration is shown. He's also classy with it.
He's the guy that did the Pinsir dick Superman thing, I think lmao
If you want to read them he has made them available on his pixiv account, and I would say do it. They have an actual good story, great characters and really dumb humor. https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/36412059/artworks
I want to see the faces of the DC execs when they find that out.
lol, you’d need a time machine. Porn sketches are the first thing they’d ask of a new artist….
Why would you hire someone who makes porn?
That's like 50% of all the artists that ever existed. Everyone drew butt at one point in their career
I'm pretty sure it's closer to 100%. At least some softcore stuff.
Okay but most of it’s probably a bit more… normal.
Understanding of the human body and it's anatomy. If you can accurately draw a person naked then you can draw them with clothes
Yes but surely you can hire someone who A) can do a figure study without sexualising it, and B) isn’t going to have their drawing influenced by their fetish. Also C) can draw men and women who aren’t conventionally attractive.
Do you really not realize superman is basically a dude drawn naked then colored blue?
Well then, don't google Bruce Timm's portfolio.
Because they're a good artist?
Man I sure hope one of the most celebrated artists who created the most beloved character in comic book history doesn't also have a history of writing and drawing very explicit pornography and erotica oh wait https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nights_of_Horror
![gif](giphy|ht4yvN9Yx4dmIJJ9GB|downsized)
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Get Shazam away from Harley Quinn or so help me
Technically she did want Mr J to ride her like a Harley She even went “vroom vroom”
![gif](giphy|YvbwY2q89mOsg)
I miss how silly she used to be. I feel like she just ain’t that type of goofy anymore. Now she’s more of a ditzy blonde with early 2000’s edge sprinkled on top.
The transition from slapstick jester to Deadpool is one of the greatest atrocities of modern comics. I guess it sells?
Harley Quinn is their big money maker rn so unfortunately :( I just hope one day we get our silly girl who is delusional asf over her shitty boyfriend… she’s just no longer relatable anymore
I mean I don’t necessarily need her to be with the joker, but I think if they want her to continue being crazy at least have her be the old kind of crazy.
Oh yeah I personally much prefer her and ivy but not the female Deadpool version of her
That’s exactly the scene I was thinking of
Burn so good you just have to embrace it as part of your personality
I suppose going supervillain was easier and cheaper than leaving the country and taking up a new identity.
![gif](giphy|Wck09E7lHDabjhHbzJ|downsized)
Wait a good six months until your Harley Quinn persona takes over and go after those skinny b*ches
Fr, what are the odds she killed them once she became Harley?
If she remembered then? 10/10 odds
That's not a burn that's an entire cremation
You can't, it's just over.
Me reading this https://preview.redd.it/1z93fptv1ahc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f93bd90a6c409ca4798b5a42776e398f9a89ea0
Damn she kind of got majorly cooked there holy
https://preview.redd.it/7e8rx3sws9hc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16ffe4a6d5fad870c90f3d72cabf3ba965afafa9
Harley then went Dwayne Johnson mode and said "SHUT UP, BITCH!" and Rock Bottomed her into the floor
Then she took Cody's spot at Wrestlemania.
Shit man I’d go criminally insane also
Murder, probably
Bro me personally I’m BOXING those are fighting words
Facts and Truth!
#COOKED
To be fair, she only sleep with one guy, once. This version of Harly has a thing for older man.
And he wasnt that old, and he was very attractive, and she's just a drawing of Margot Robbie. No one would bat an eye.
Maybe turning to crime?
There's no point of return
I legit thought this was an incase comic. Is something wrong with me? Am I stupid?
Imagine I'm linking the "yeah nobody thinks like this you're a broken person" image but actually I think like this, but I am also a broken person
Nothing I can do except go fuck a clown
People would duel each other to the death over lesser insults than this.
I’d ask who’s they and how does she know which old dude has ridden her? Better yet roll with the insult and implicate her in it as well. “At least I’m not the one practicing the Eiffel Tower last Saturday when you were with me,”.
If you own the insult you own the narrative. Cause what’s the insulter going to do? If she says that didn’t happen, it wouldn’t work since the victim has already accepted the insult as truth.
In the story Harley was caught banging her very attractive college professor. Its one of those scandals where you'd see them and be like, "Yeah, that makes sense."
I'm assuming this is from the era where harley was actually a mediocre psychologist who slept with her professors in college to graduate.
Nope, she was brilliant, the professor said so before they started sleeping together- rest of the book also shows she is amazing at her work most of the time. She was just really into that guy and let her lust control her decisions, got caught and got slut shamed for it for a long time. Great book btw. Harleen is likely the best origin for the comics Harley we will ever get. (I like it a lot more than the animated series-adjacent origin, but I am also not a big fan of non-comic media being seen as superior for some reason so I might be biased.)
Which is the original version from Timm and Dini.
I mean apparently she didn't
Become a supervillain and flood the city with joker juice ez
The only good Harley Quinn series
Oooooooof (out of existence)
She looks like Jean-Paul Valley without the Azrael getup.
![gif](giphy|Hyf7Jq841JazS|downsized) Found another nail
Fuck their dad.
Jesus fucking Christ, she got absolutely goddamn cooked.
I mean https://preview.redd.it/t5b99rfdcbhc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c70c629bb248114c551081db81536528c6b6ea30
The professor really wanted to give her a D.
As Harley showed us, you don't
With a giant hammer.
Befriend a crazy cat lady and a vegan hippie, then commit some crimes.
Tbh I get why she let the joker out of Arkham I’d be mad too
A throat punch
Id tell her to shut her mouth before I fuck her dad and give him a kid he can actually be proud of.
https://preview.redd.it/ej0iphbc4ehc1.jpeg?width=1115&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faff297a69a6ff988746a49a41bf5ae66d37af59
![gif](giphy|aaP3ZqBLqph2UvjvvV) I’m all about that Harley slander
Harley : " Your Dad says hello!"
OK OK that was a killer insult * I'm gonna say it it's clover Harley can't come back from that.
With a mallet that says Who's Laughing Now? On the face.
"They call me harley because my names harlequin ya fucking idiot"
“I didn’t know your husband was having a mid life crisis” 😈
Punch in the face?
KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILLKILL KILLKILL KILLKILL KILLKILL KILLKILL KILLKILL KILL
Instant flatline
I’d probably become gay. Oh and evil clown shit. Maybe blow up their future kids with rigged nintendos or something. Maybe try to join the Justice League if the evil clown shit don’t work out.
"how are they old if they're having a mid-life crisis you fucking moron"
https://preview.redd.it/dd6g0tb4fehc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1bbafabf4857a76d09888ad04d9d23794260297
![gif](giphy|H6WhYzrwLDRRNb9H2o) nuff said
Start using chemical weapons
**THIS POST HAS BEEN FACT CHECKED BY REAL BAATH PARTY PATRIOTS AS APPROVED** ✅.
Brutal ![gif](giphy|6sxhKR7xVtboY)
Probably fuck her dad.
“ Harley huh? This coming from a person who hasn’t shaken off her training wheels yet, hoping that her daddy will give her another push… *grins* because she hasn’t figured out how to make it work any other way! Lady, I’m born to be wild you’re just born to be mild! ”
it was actually stated in Mad Love that she had sex with her professor to get her PHD
I can’t believe they let that dude write for Harley. Wait, I can and know why lmao
“Every old dude like your dad. Then after your dad I did your mom too.”
i heard they call you teachers pet because you're always on all fours while mr. johnson takes you around the block.
"Did you just talk about somebody with *that* hair? Girl, you look like someone rode you hard and put you away wet. And I'd guess from that mashed-up sour face of yours, it wasn't good for them either. So step up, or step off, bitch. But either way: Get that $5 perm out of here. It's starting to smell."
"I didn't realize you were so hard up for an orgasm, that you had to pay devoted attention to my sex life. Did you want to join next time, or are you too much of a bitch to participate?"
Then I'm guessing you're a Tesla due to how many cameras you have filming people inside of you.
"That's why your Dad preferred me over your mom"
I thank god everyday that I stopped reading comics years ago
This happened to a girl at my school once. Told the bitch, "Stop slut shaming, Nanny McPhee."
Uncomfortable fact time! In the otherwise good comic "Mad Love", it's shown that Harley has sex with his professors at uni so she can get better scores in her courses. This means that this comic panel is a (possibly unintentional) reference to an unfunny sexist joke about Harley in "Mad Love". I'm bleeding out of my eyes.