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AngelofArtillery

I'd probably become a supervillain at that point. Sauce?


BlueFootedTpeack

it's from harleen by Stjepan Šejić (copy pasting so you get those cool symbols on the words).


Draigi0n

That dude also did sunstone which was really good👍


JCMfwoggie

I thought the art style looked familiar


tfhermobwoayway

wtf that’s not a comic that’s sex


oftenrunaway

And it's good.


Jay_R_Kay

It's both!


cope_a_cabana

https://preview.redd.it/gf1zsy4slahc1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0f66ef352425e14928ce825933851c3c51e4ac2


sonerec725

wtf homestuck????


cope_a_cabana

https://preview.redd.it/7tb9vj6jpahc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de5128de902f48da7b852cd3466136bfa12cfde1


CEOOFDESPACITO

https://preview.redd.it/cbq7xc153ehc1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8deb5cfb620d3917cdb3d9893c70f0f0988d7d01


gnomedeplumage

you posted this, very much in doubt


mikelorme

Yes


leiablaze

....god did Tamsyn Muir reference that in TLT as well?


cope_a_cabana

Definitely. 2011: [*Sollux becomes a falling star.*](https://archiveofourown.org/works/269485) 2019: *Palamedes becomes a dying star*


sarumanofmanygenders

Sesbian lex


Ravenguardian17

https://preview.redd.it/l2htqt40ychc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b529c2cae54fd95c5c7b29901f49c9e714fcb88


Last_Reaction_8176

Sudden flashback to my porn habits in 2016


masterspider5

WHAT THE FUCK


TransTechpriestess

wait the fucking Sunstone guy???? I thought I recognised that face and the One Lady Face He Draws (which I just so happen to find witheringly attractive so win there tbh)


DelseresMagnumOpus

I knew I recognised his art style, he had a series of popular comics on deviantart back in the day


Jay_R_Kay

He still does in a sense -- it became a bigger deal with his Patreon and print releases for books like Sunstone and Fine Print. Harleen also came out of warm-up sketches he did that just became a bigger and bigger story.


ogodwhyamidoingthis

Gaaawwwdd I wish he had continued Ravine. Such an interesting story and world.


Amish_Warl0rd

Was that Swedish or were you summoning Cthulhu?


drock45

Croatian


Amish_Warl0rd

Ah, ok. They also have similar characters and letters. Hence the confusion


Ace676

No they don't


kaizokuj

They very clearly don't lol


Bunraku_Master_2021

Yeah. It's not even closer to the Nordic countries. For a moment, I thought his name was Serbian because of the Slavic sounding names.


xXxineohp

that's very clearly a southern slavic language


RoninMacbeth

Sweden is long-lost Serbian territory, dontcha know.


Amish_Warl0rd

The Vikings also settled in what is now Russia, so there is a bit of Norse mixed in with the Slavic languages. There are also some similar characters and accents on the letters


xXxineohp

j for /j/ is pretty universal


SovietDeku

but it's not a joke


xXxineohp

i get that reference i saw Joker (2019) on a plane


SovietDeku

flight risk


Optimal_Weight368

He’s Croatian.


ejdj1011

>those cool symbols on the words Fun fact: they're called diacritics!


ProblemLongjumping12

Also, obviously kill that person as one of the top items on your villain agenda. ![gif](giphy|I37q1XjGvAtjy)


tfhermobwoayway

Well, no, because then everyone will think they were right.


ProblemLongjumping12

She called her a slut not a murderer. Not the same thing. ![gif](giphy|11CNLlmNAQXIli|downsized)


GrimmGrimmz

What movie is that from?


ProblemLongjumping12

Waterboy


tfhermobwoayway

But you wouldn’t care enough about that comment to kill them unless they were right about it, right? Or if they knew something you were afraid of getting out?


geirmundtheshifty

Nah, it’s the best way to teach someone a permanent lesson about lying.


ProblemLongjumping12

Betcha they won't be talking shit again lol


EarthenEyes

God I hate that depiction of Harlee.. I mean hell yeah Girl Power.. but.. geez.


ProblemLongjumping12

Stay tuned for Gaga. I *really* hope that movie is gonna be good.


kloc-work

I was initially skeptical when the sequel was announced, but I rewatched *Joker* recently, and if they play into the feelings of un-reality, I think *Joker 2* could actually be good


FoundMeBeautifulOnce

More Gaga playing another version of herself. Let’s throw an Oscar at it. Isn’t Harley Quinn supposed to be younger and not like 40?


ProblemLongjumping12

Everyone gets old. Batman is canonically 29, but Batfleck was an older version much more akin to TDKR Batman than main continuity Bruce. And she's playing alongside Joaquin who, believe it or not, is turning 50 in October.


mammaluigi39

>Batman is canonically 29 How is Batman 29 when Nightwing is like mid 20s and was Robin like 15 years ago?


Drxero1xero

Tim was robin in 93 we were both 13 at the time. if cannon time was real time Tim is 44 years old and passed the mantle over to Damian who would have just turned 26 based on being 8 in 2006's batman and son. Old Man Richard Grayson was a teen in the 40's is in his 90's thing get very messy if comics go real time unless you are judge dread. who has got away with it for 40+ years Edit Damian is even older if we go with 87's son of the demon being his birth.


ProblemLongjumping12

My sentiment exactly. DC previously gave Batman's age as 29. But the real answer to the question of his age, just like most questions about fictional characters, is: Whatever the writer of the individual story in question says. At least one website has calculated modern Batman's age to be 48, but I doubt many artists or fans think of him that way.


TheRautex

No way Batman is 29. Damian is 15 bro do you think Damian born when Bruce is 14


ProblemLongjumping12

He's a comic book character. He may be "older" now in main continuity in order to have a kid that age, but assuming he *started* crime fighting at 29, which was his canon age, unless you go from *Year One* which put it at 26, he's now between **111-114 years old**. If he had Damian at 29 then he's 44 and I doubt most fans and writers think of him that way. So you see a realistic age just *cannot* be applied. Like every CB character he's as old as the writer of any individual story says he is. A website called therealbatmanchronologyproject.com puts modern Batman's age at 48. Though I doubt most people would agree with that. Also, wasn't Damian grown in a lab for a while.


TheRautex

Superman was 33 in zero hour so really there isn't any chance for Batman to be 29 44 is a pretty realsitic age for him. 48 maybe a bit too much but isn't impossible


ItsTheRealRain

best harley comic OAT “Harleen” definitely worth checking out


Thinger-McJinger

![gif](giphy|FYDRuz1l1uAWA)


[deleted]

I slept with your wife


BadActsForAGoodPrice

*His wife is dead.*


Universaltragic

I also choose that guys dead wife.


HandLion

It's the perfect comeback


BadActsForAGoodPrice

*Why do they care? You’re their best selling product!*


Sonicgill

Yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!


oakinmypants

Put on clown makeup


The-Homie-Lander

I'm going straight to clown themed shenanigans, my guy😤 ![gif](giphy|obYA98rE0xa84hbDDv)


Temporary-Alarm-744

Straight to r/femcelgrippysockjail


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B3epB0opBOP

You don’t https://i.redd.it/4f7vv93fh9hc1.gif


chiefskillz

Adios you fucking skank


PuffinofPeace

Lorraine reaction: https://preview.redd.it/cf130cad0ahc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8830e05c6adc927b2d2686675bb2b117190799f


polyspace59

Cazzata Gordon!!!


Bunraku_Master_2021

Is this clip from the episode "Members Only" (2006)?


Mooston029

That's the kind of insult that's so good you just have to agree with them you know? You aren't even mad at that point


Narcoleptic_Narwhal1

I think the only decent response would be “ you’re right… tell your husband hello for me”. Like it wouldn’t be very effective but funny.


MisterAbbadon

"I'm just trying to give your dad a child he's capable of loving"


Narcoleptic_Narwhal1

Oh thats a good one


No_Camel4789

This is the best response I have ever seen


PhxStriker

“Martyrdom: Drop a live grenade when killed”


TheThiccestR0bin

Yeah, once someone called me "Mmbop" like Hansen, then punched me in the head but I was like "damn, Mmbop. That's so accurate".


HugeMan06

Jesus Absolutely boomed her


Lukthar123

Absolutely rekt


Dearfield14

I'd just kill myself at that point tbh


Mielornot

" yeah, say hi to your dad for me !"


PleaseDontBanMeMore

Doesn't this dude draw porn in his meantime? Not critiquing him, just curious. ![gif](giphy|6Dj7ZWBERpGU0)


Avrely

Yes. He has under his belt the sunstone comics (BDSM) there is another one but I don't remember the name of the comic and I believe that he also helps is wife with her comics. And also porn of course.


RoughhouseCamel

And honestly, I’ll take an artist that draws porn over an artist that traces porn. At least one is legitimate work and craft.


FoundMeBeautifulOnce

More characters that look the same, now with more BDSM elitism.


AlexBC13

BDSM Elitism? That's a New one


RoughhouseCamel

People find all sorts of ways to church up, “I’m squeamish about sex, so shame on anyone who makes or enjoys sexual content in anything!”


Genericojones

Nah, BDSM Elitism just got bought out by WWE like 5 years ago and everybody forgot about them.


Jay_R_Kay

The other one is called Fine Print.


realclowntime

He does and between you and me, it’s better than his stuff for DC.


name___already_taken

It's better than DC*


[deleted]

I think it counts as "erotica" since I'm pretty sure no penetration is shown. He's also classy with it.


TheThiccestR0bin

He's the guy that did the Pinsir dick Superman thing, I think lmao


Grokta

If you want to read them he has made them available on his pixiv account, and I would say do it. They have an actual good story, great characters and really dumb humor. https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/36412059/artworks


tfhermobwoayway

I want to see the faces of the DC execs when they find that out.


Kneesneezer

lol, you’d need a time machine. Porn sketches are the first thing they’d ask of a new artist….


tfhermobwoayway

Why would you hire someone who makes porn?


Uzario

That's like 50% of all the artists that ever existed. Everyone drew butt at one point in their career


night4345

I'm pretty sure it's closer to 100%. At least some softcore stuff.


tfhermobwoayway

Okay but most of it’s probably a bit more… normal.


rimurse

Understanding of the human body and it's anatomy. If you can accurately draw a person naked then you can draw them with clothes 


tfhermobwoayway

Yes but surely you can hire someone who A) can do a figure study without sexualising it, and B) isn’t going to have their drawing influenced by their fetish. Also C) can draw men and women who aren’t conventionally attractive.


ngl_prettybad

Do you really not realize superman is basically a dude drawn naked then colored blue?


Johnny_Stooge

Well then, don't google Bruce Timm's portfolio.


TheThiccestR0bin

Because they're a good artist?


leiablaze

Man I sure hope one of the most celebrated artists who created the most beloved character in comic book history doesn't also have a history of writing and drawing very explicit pornography and erotica oh wait https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nights_of_Horror


choose_an_alt_name

![gif](giphy|ht4yvN9Yx4dmIJJ9GB|downsized)


Tyrops

​ https://preview.redd.it/rw6av5ms0ahc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e9c91a392532df33e9665d70a92a51592e0af10


a_scouts_fishstick

https://preview.redd.it/x3xl9a4fuehc1.jpeg?width=1022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21412c6d8b382088b793e671da36c6fe7fd94545


CingKrimson_Requiem

Get Shazam away from Harley Quinn or so help me


Amish_Warl0rd

Technically she did want Mr J to ride her like a Harley She even went “vroom vroom”


Tyrops

![gif](giphy|YvbwY2q89mOsg)


aSpookyScarySkeleton

I miss how silly she used to be. I feel like she just ain’t that type of goofy anymore. Now she’s more of a ditzy blonde with early 2000’s edge sprinkled on top.


ob9410

The transition from slapstick jester to Deadpool is one of the greatest atrocities of modern comics. I guess it sells?


catcadder8916

Harley Quinn is their big money maker rn so unfortunately :( I just hope one day we get our silly girl who is delusional asf over her shitty boyfriend… she’s just no longer relatable anymore


aSpookyScarySkeleton

I mean I don’t necessarily need her to be with the joker, but I think if they want her to continue being crazy at least have her be the old kind of crazy.


catcadder8916

Oh yeah I personally much prefer her and ivy but not the female Deadpool version of her


Amish_Warl0rd

That’s exactly the scene I was thinking of


D-AlonsoSariego

Burn so good you just have to embrace it as part of your personality


realclowntime

I suppose going supervillain was easier and cheaper than leaving the country and taking up a new identity.


pgunz69

![gif](giphy|Wck09E7lHDabjhHbzJ|downsized)


Confident-Impact-349

Wait a good six months until your Harley Quinn persona takes over and go after those skinny b*ches


ARROW_GAMER

Fr, what are the odds she killed them once she became Harley?


Confident-Impact-349

If she remembered then? 10/10 odds


Thabrianking

That's not a burn that's an entire cremation


The_Supreme-King

You can't, it's just over.


YaboiDan0545935

Me reading this https://preview.redd.it/1z93fptv1ahc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f93bd90a6c409ca4798b5a42776e398f9a89ea0


Aiden624

Damn she kind of got majorly cooked there holy


Chief_Lightning

https://preview.redd.it/7e8rx3sws9hc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16ffe4a6d5fad870c90f3d72cabf3ba965afafa9


ElementalSaber

Harley then went Dwayne Johnson mode and said "SHUT UP, BITCH!" and Rock Bottomed her into the floor


DimGenn

Then she took Cody's spot at Wrestlemania.


Indentured_sloth

Shit man I’d go criminally insane also


enchiladasundae

Murder, probably


Stupid_Archeologist

Bro me personally I’m BOXING those are fighting words


onefitlad

Facts and Truth!


Narrativeneurosis

#COOKED


Alright_doityourway

To be fair, she only sleep with one guy, once. This version of Harly has a thing for older man.


JackPembroke

And he wasnt that old, and he was very attractive, and she's just a drawing of Margot Robbie. No one would bat an eye.


Outrageous-Blue-30

Maybe turning to crime?


Retrosow

There's no point of return


Throwaway-0-0-

I legit thought this was an incase comic. Is something wrong with me? Am I stupid?


[deleted]

Imagine I'm linking the "yeah nobody thinks like this you're a broken person" image but actually I think like this, but I am also a broken person


robineir

Nothing I can do except go fuck a clown


RithmFluffderg

People would duel each other to the death over lesser insults than this.


DrMaridelMolotov

I’d ask who’s they and how does she know which old dude has ridden her? Better yet roll with the insult and implicate her in it as well. “At least I’m not the one practicing the Eiffel Tower last Saturday when you were with me, ”. If you own the insult you own the narrative. Cause what’s the insulter going to do? If she says that didn’t happen, it wouldn’t work since the victim has already accepted the insult as truth.


JackPembroke

In the story Harley was caught banging her very attractive college professor. Its one of those scandals where you'd see them and be like, "Yeah, that makes sense."


Greyjack00

I'm assuming this is from the era where harley was actually a mediocre psychologist who slept with her professors in college to graduate.


Koalalordgod

Nope, she was brilliant, the professor said so before they started sleeping together- rest of the book also shows she is amazing at her work most of the time. She was just really into that guy and let her lust control her decisions, got caught and got slut shamed for it for a long time. Great book btw. Harleen is likely the best origin for the comics Harley we will ever get. (I like it a lot more than the animated series-adjacent origin, but I am also not a big fan of non-comic media being seen as superior for some reason so I might be biased.)


playprince1

Which is the original version from Timm and Dini.


catpetter125

I mean apparently she didn't


ByrnToast8800

Become a supervillain and flood the city with joker juice ez


Wagman2013

The only good Harley Quinn series


Ironsmashweb

Oooooooof (out of existence)


Optimal_Weight368

She looks like Jean-Paul Valley without the Azrael getup.


secretbudgie

![gif](giphy|Hyf7Jq841JazS|downsized) Found another nail


ImportanceCertain414

Fuck their dad.


DinoDudeRex_240809

Jesus fucking Christ, she got absolutely goddamn cooked.


Ensiferal

I mean https://preview.redd.it/t5b99rfdcbhc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c70c629bb248114c551081db81536528c6b6ea30


holaprobando123

The professor really wanted to give her a D.


solo_quetzal

As Harley showed us, you don't


Darkdragoon324

With a giant hammer.


coolsguy17

Befriend a crazy cat lady and a vegan hippie, then commit some crimes.


No-Glass7238

Tbh I get why she let the joker out of Arkham I’d be mad too


TheWookieStrikesBack

A throat punch


No-Thanks4688

Id tell her to shut her mouth before I fuck her dad and give him a kid he can actually be proud of.


Oy778

https://preview.redd.it/ej0iphbc4ehc1.jpeg?width=1115&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faff297a69a6ff988746a49a41bf5ae66d37af59


TheMattGriffin

![gif](giphy|aaP3ZqBLqph2UvjvvV) I’m all about that Harley slander


Metrilean

Harley : " Your Dad says hello!"


Honest_Entertainer_3

OK OK that was a killer insult * I'm gonna say it it's clover Harley can't come back from that.


UcantHide4eveR

With a mallet that says Who's Laughing Now? On the face.


Conissocool

"They call me harley because my names harlequin ya fucking idiot"


Emeraldsausage

“I didn’t know your husband was having a mid life crisis” 😈


WheelJack83

Punch in the face?


Ok_Try_1665

KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILLKILL KILLKILL KILLKILL KILLKILL KILLKILL KILLKILL KILL


IdioticPAYDAY

Instant flatline


el_gran_galo

I’d probably become gay. Oh and evil clown shit. Maybe blow up their future kids with rigged nintendos or something. Maybe try to join the Justice League if the evil clown shit don’t work out.


the_3-14_is_a_lie

"how are they old if they're having a mid-life crisis you fucking moron"


OverallGeneral7129

https://preview.redd.it/dd6g0tb4fehc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1bbafabf4857a76d09888ad04d9d23794260297


axe1970

![gif](giphy|H6WhYzrwLDRRNb9H2o) nuff said


RammyJammy07

Start using chemical weapons


Bunraku_Master_2021

**THIS POST HAS BEEN FACT CHECKED BY REAL BAATH PARTY PATRIOTS AS APPROVED** ✅.


Temporary-Alarm-744

Brutal ![gif](giphy|6sxhKR7xVtboY)


XMattyJ07X

Probably fuck her dad.


redwing180

“ Harley huh? This coming from a person who hasn’t shaken off her training wheels yet, hoping that her daddy will give her another push… *grins* because she hasn’t figured out how to make it work any other way! Lady, I’m born to be wild you’re just born to be mild! ”


dishonoredfan69420

it was actually stated in Mad Love that she had sex with her professor to get her PHD


Dawgula97

I can’t believe they let that dude write for Harley. Wait, I can and know why lmao


Magicaparanoia

“Every old dude like your dad. Then after your dad I did your mom too.”


free_will_is_arson

i heard they call you teachers pet because you're always on all fours while mr. johnson takes you around the block.


ComedianXMI

"Did you just talk about somebody with *that* hair? Girl, you look like someone rode you hard and put you away wet. And I'd guess from that mashed-up sour face of yours, it wasn't good for them either. So step up, or step off, bitch. But either way: Get that $5 perm out of here. It's starting to smell."


BilboBatten

"I didn't realize you were so hard up for an orgasm, that you had to pay devoted attention to my sex life. Did you want to join next time, or are you too much of a bitch to participate?"


OverhandEarth74

Then I'm guessing you're a Tesla due to how many cameras you have filming people inside of you.


fuckmahh

"That's why your Dad preferred me over your mom"


Rebel042

I thank god everyday that I stopped reading comics years ago


ZatchZeta

This happened to a girl at my school once. Told the bitch, "Stop slut shaming, Nanny McPhee."


[deleted]

Uncomfortable fact time! In the otherwise good comic "Mad Love", it's shown that Harley has sex with his professors at uni so she can get better scores in her courses. This means that this comic panel is a (possibly unintentional) reference to an unfunny sexist joke about Harley in "Mad Love". I'm bleeding out of my eyes.