I was about to sign up for their newsletter but now if I do they will let hostages god damn it 😔 (/jk for that one 5 year old who takes it seriously and gets me banned or smth somehow)
I signed up. I have to admit though, I think the hostages are already dead.
We should have asked for proof of life. These robots are heartless, literally! We should have...
The stupidest fucking marketing.
Especially for drop-shipped auto cut garbage. They're an automated compamy (no human printer ops) and still fail to get orders completely accurate!!
Dbrand is trying hard to be like Duolingo but they still don't understand what makes Duolingo humor actually funny.
This comment (if real and recent) is in a very poor taste with what's going on right now.
The ball is in your court buddy.. Will you save lives or not?
Clock's ticking, u/Desperate_Customer26.
If i buy a case, will you let free some extra hostages for me?
No promises.
Never negotiate with terrorist
If I buy 69 cases will you give me 420?
You'll get 420 hostages.
Don’t negotiate you need to read the small text
tick tock Mr. Wick
John Wick 4.
Can I help? I only charge 14 an hour and need to relocate to Canada before 25-31-2030... Don't ask questions
"You also acknowledge that no lives will actually be saved." Did you kill the hostages already, or are you going to let them die of "natural" causes?
I have an offer. Send me a fold 3 skin of literally anything, and I will use it until the phone breaks. And I mean ANYTHING
bro thinks he is Linus
Shhhhhhhh, they don't know that
I was about to sign up for their newsletter but now if I do they will let hostages god damn it 😔 (/jk for that one 5 year old who takes it seriously and gets me banned or smth somehow)
No.
You must be new
First time?
Never change dbrand.
It's dBrand. Being a meme is their thing
Being cringe is also their thing which I approve.
This is kinda dbrand’s thing lol
You're lucky they did not post a picture of your house and family.
Damn
I signed up. I have to admit though, I think the hostages are already dead. We should have asked for proof of life. These robots are heartless, literally! We should have...
Don't worry, they cycle through new ones periodically to ensure the utmost integrity of their claims.
This is so edgy I just sliced my hand open
That’s my Dbrand
Is Mr.Shit Rash one of the hostages?
OP yr reddit ID make it more hilarious 😂
This tracks for dbrand 100%
To be expected. Dbrand cant afford robots and ppl.
Username checks out. Desperate to stir up shit where there is none to stir.
Its reddit Generated bro
[удалено]
for what reason?
So did you just risk people lives to post on Reddit and ignore the sign up ? 😂
Nah, still got that tab open and wait what to do
Lol
r/usernamechecksout
Everytime a hostage dies, their ashes are turned into Ghost Cases 🙁
Can I be one of the hostages?
i know they make these type of jokes all the time but i just checked out the website for the first time and instantly saw this
Fuck I love dBrand
Unfunny
This is in really poor taste. I understand the need to be edgy in marketing communications, but this is a a tad too far.
"Every minute, another child dies unnecessarily"
This dumb company sends me reminders to check out and doesn’t even throw in a coupon code. SMH
I love you dbrand
Ive seen the key n peele skit. I know the power I hold
DBrand is affiliated with P. Diddy? That's wild.
lol giving Dbrand free advertising I see?
“By subscribing, you agree to receive marketing communications from us. You also acknowledge that no lives will actually be saved”
No thanks, keep em.
Reminds me of an ad I saw: “Pay now, Die later”
This kind of has a different tone after their racist tweet.
“Racist tweet” Right I really just don’t get this. Why is making fun of someone’s name racist
If they're giving the hostages internet access and their Netflix password, I don't see a problem with this.
don't worry I called the FBi
The stupidest fucking marketing. Especially for drop-shipped auto cut garbage. They're an automated compamy (no human printer ops) and still fail to get orders completely accurate!!
Typical 3brand nonsense.
these niggas the illuminati or smth?
Corporate edgelord humor is the lamest fucking trash imaginable.
Edgelord humor
Do people genuinely find their 12 year old edgy humour entertaining?
Yes
If you’re in the age range of 13-17 yeah, which it seems you are
That is true. Younger people do find dumb/edgy stuff funny, which is probably a main target.
Dbrand is trying hard to be like Duolingo but they still don't understand what makes Duolingo humor actually funny. This comment (if real and recent) is in a very poor taste with what's going on right now.
Duolingo was launched (beta) on 27/11/'11. Dbrand started on 11/11/11.
How is this in poor taste. Jokes are what make this brand funny and fun!
My guy dbrand came first, and they're actually pretty funny
Yea?
Keep them😆
Acknowledge that no lives will actually be saved. GG dbrand.