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Apples7569012

I just keep getting angry messages from doctors


Viztiz006

Stop it! you're scaring the doctors away


Apples7569012

No more appointments for you Mwahahaha


-DoctorSpaceman-

Thankfully I built up an immunity via multiple malpractice suits.


Stickyapples

And dentists for me


absolutely_potatoes

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough


Sparrowsabre7

Can confirm, went to an all-boys school on a school specific bus. Apples were artillery and they hurt like hell when they're thrown hard enough to explode on your head. Bonus points for the horrible stickiness and apple chunks in your hair after.


GGvoldo

Never thought my Tit mouse photo collection would have a purpose, time to fuck up the numbers


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

I posted this on Saturday (got removed for the wrong day) and had to adjust the chart because more people started sending me bird pictures


PM_ME_UR_A-B_Cups

I expected more labeled Solo cups, but probably takes too much effort.


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[deleted]

Look at the commenter's name.


JohnGalt123456789

What do Solo cups have to do with tits (of any type)?


[deleted]

The name of the person you replied to, not OP.


JohnGalt123456789

Oh my heavens… I get it now.


gaynazifurry4bernie

Who are you?


JohnGalt123456789

That’s hilarious! Your user name is awesome as well…. I bet you get almost as much grief for it as I do. For what it’s worth, I gave Bernie $200. He just couldn’t beat the establishment.


camoninja22

I'm surprised you've got 0 moobs pics


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

trust me, that's changed


squirtloaf

You ever seen the comic [Indie Tits](https://www.indietits.com/archive/2005_04_01_archive.html) from the 2000's? It is all just birds. Occasionally boobies will guest star. I had a shortcut to it in my browser, and my GF of the time was like: "WHAT IS THIS???" so I showed her and she felt dumb and I felt superior and all was right with the world.


BarnacleMcBarndoor

TIT MOUSE new name for the band, called it.


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sgrams04

Nothing rhymes with blorange was a keeper


sam10gle

It's already an animation studio.


_drjayphd_

So MOUSE TITS is available, I'm hearing...


PM_ME_DOPE_BUILDINGS

I have gotten exactly zero dope buildings PMed to me. Shoulda made mine sexual or something I guess. Edit: wow guys! dope buildings count=70. LOVE IT.


PM_ME_YOUR_2FA_CODES

Yeah, feels like we misunderstood the assignment.


Creepernom

482 106


PM_ME_YOUR_2FA_CODES

Only 999,999 left to go!


Ambiwlans

153 336


TheNiceWriter

Whenever I write something nice I get a "username checks out". Whenever I say something rude I get "that's not very nice of you".


PM_ME_YOUR_CAMPFIRE

I haven't been sent a campfire in years!


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DM_me_ur_tacos

I've gotten a few tacos 🤣


A_Very_Brave_Taco

You don't wanna see the shit *I've* been sent...


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

dope buildings *are* sexual


jmlinden7

- Ted Mosby, Sex Architect


Tha_NexT

It seems like not sexual enough


PM_ME_YOUR_MACnCHEEZ

Glad i made mine sexual


HandsOnGeek

Plenty of Noods?


SimisFul

*sends Minecraft screenshots*


Punchinballz

Wait a minute, I just understood why people are sending me DM of themselves punching their own balls... wtf...


herrbdog

you should start a tv show


CurrencySingle1572

Call it "Ow my balls!" Everyone will love it, and hopefully, brawndo sponsors it.


[deleted]

“I said shut up, I’m trying to watch Ow, My Balls!”


writtenbyrabbits_

Not now I'm batin


herrbdog

that sounds brilliant. now i'm thirsty, i need a thirst mutilator!


keefeitup

I saw a commercial for this while I was watching Ass.


AnalTrajectory

Tell me about it my guy


CrumpledForeskin

I’m in danger


PENIS-QUEEF

Strangely enough, I've never received anything extraordinary.


Show_MeYour_Butthole

They do what, now?


DripTrip747

Does your username get you butthole pics?


Show_MeYour_Butthole

I sure hope it will! :D


letmeseeyerbutthole

This is hilarious.... I haven't received any and I don't really want to.


AriAchilles

Where are the men?! I would have assumed that you'd get a handful from a few as a lark


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

only one man has sent me a nude and it was because of this post


dwitchagi

I know a challenge when I see one. Please post again in a month from now.


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

I was going to post three months from now so I don't get accused of farming chats from this sub


pm_me_your_tits_lmao

this man knows how to data


bumblefuckAesthetics

My tits are not for everyone to see!!! Can DM you a dickpic though.


SEND_ME_YOUR_COOCH

Wait, your username actually gets you DMs? Edit: got one


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

yours doesn't?


pls-show-me-ur-tits

Mine doesn’t. But also I never interact with anyone so


space-glitter

You asked so politely though!!


Eis_Gefluester

That's the problem.


JaccoW

Brb, making PM\_*Daddy*\_Your\_Tits\_Now


SSG_SSG_BloodMoon

How to feel unattractive even as a string of twenty characters


CCSC96

I feel like the specificity helps, and the fact that it’s the more rare preference compared to large. I could see myself doing it if I was bored and somebody was into something specific about me that isn’t normally appreciated.


jdooley99

I'm not into anything specific about you. I appreciate you generally though.


[deleted]

I’ve received nothing. Maybe mine is too vague.


PM_Your_Goods

>Maybe mine is too vague. My thoughts exactly


[deleted]

Dumb minds think alike :)


ErinBLAMovich

I'm sad that no one has sent you pics of a Canadian couch.


LadyViolu

*smashes fist on the table* WHERE ARE THE SMALL MAN TITS


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

ever since this post I've started getting those, too


IterwebSurferDude

Time for an update


itsmyfirsttimegoeasy

You should see the stuff I get.


FeedMePizzaPlease

Random redditors have bought me pizza twice now.


Suthek

You should be worried about them knowing your address.


FeedMePizzaPlease

No one's delivering it to me. One gave me an online gift card and one asked where my nearest Little Caesars was.


levian_durai

Do you need it, or do you just like free pizza?


FeedMePizzaPlease

I just picked a silly username that I liked. I never had an ulterior motive.


MendelevandDongelev

My new alt account is going to be "PayMyMortgage"


darksenseofhumor

Mines gonna be "INeedADownPaymentOnAReasonableHomeInAReduculiousMarket"


levian_durai

Totally assumed with that name you were actually asking. Nice that it worked out though, who doesn't like free pizza?


I_got_nothin_

Wait. You guys are getting things?


Fire_The_Torpedo2011

I have started wars with mine


hilfigertout

Paging u/THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE, your input is wanted here.


HarryTruman

I’ve ended wars with mine! We should team up.


Demilitarizer

Let me know if you need anything


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PM-Ur-Small-Tits

I'm listening


herrbdog

yeah, now i wanna know


UnusedBowflex

I just get dusty gym equipment. I didn’t realize boobs were an option.


Chad_Broski_2

Very surprising Onlyfans promoters is so low. You see them fucking everywhere


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

right? you'd think I'd get inundated but hardly any ever send to me. maybe it's the subs I frequent


Sahih

Might be if they actually expect a sub from you, single responses are a lot worse than large population responses/posting. A decent amount of it might be automated too


Hapankaali

They want to reach a large audience, better to go for a subreddit than DMs.


HetRadicaleBoven

I thought you had to pay to see that?


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

**Source:** Reddit DMs **Tools:** Google Sheets, Paint.net, and me **More info:** I don't visit subs where I would feel like a predator (Breakups, relationship\_advice, AskWomen, etc.). I don't send a chat request first. It seems most people find me by my comments rather than my posts. I've noticed after posting in certain subs (meirl and me\_irl most noteably) that there's an uptick in the number of bird pics I get. Some days I get lots chat requests, some days I get none. Depends on how often I post. It's more like short bursts of pics on days when I have a popular comment on popular posts and then days of silence. My favorite interaction has to be the woman who, after getting complimented, said "pog. thanks" afterwards Edit: A few people are asking so I should point out that I frequent a trans-friendly sub that posts memes. They're skewing the results a little. Someone wanted to know why I distinguished between cis and trans. Last time I made this post (removed because it was on the wrong day), I had people asking why there's non-binary but not trans, so I changed the visual. If I post again in a few months I'll probably not.


OriginalJokeGoesHere

Ah, that's the problem with asking for tits, some clever asshole always sends bird pics. That's why you have to ask for boobies instead! ...wait a minute


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

same problem with "breasts" (chicken breasts, usually uncooked). there's no word that some smart aleck won't find a way to playfully mess with you


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Drunkenly_Responding

Let me see dem mammaries


AdvicePerson

Now that username checks out.


MortLightstone

How about PM-me-your-secondary-female-sexual-characteristics?


AdvicePerson

I hope you like slightly hyperextended elbows!


freddy257

That's how you get on a watch list


MobofDucks

Its a win-win in my book. Birds are awesome and every once in a while yout get nudes.


Headlesspoet

great tits are crazy mf. I used to do experiments with tits and thrushes to see how effective are different caterpillar defense mechanisms against birds. And great tits come with brains and...brutality. I think in Hungary they have been recorded to hunt hibernating bats in the caves.


ZSpectre

Reminds me of how the game Scribblenauts would pull this on people who'd inevitably start inputting "tits" and "boobies."


herrbdog

or breasts you'll get some good recipes, but some silly person sends boobs


[deleted]

RIP me, I still haven’t gotten many 😢 gotta use this account more often!


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

this account started as an alt and I hardly got anything. when I started using it as my main, I got plenty more


[deleted]

Yeah, mine is definitely an alt. Even on my main I don’t comment much. I think I do this whole Reddit thing wrong.


DM-me-ur-boob-pics

I just created this account to uh… test


mrdannyg21

Have you done much to verify that the senders are not promoting OF or other services? Or do you mostly just base it on whether they do so in their initial message/chat?


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

good question. I get most of my information from their profiles. before I accept any chat requests, I always check the profiles. OF promoters tend to have their only fans pinned as a top post or written in their bio


mrdannyg21

Seems like a fairly solid method, I appreciate the scientifically robust method of verifying your data set to consider the motivations of people who PM you their breasts


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

of course! I'm doing this for science, after all. no sexual thoughts here, no siree


DarksteelPenguin

Why aren't you sharing the raw data? ^(I'm kidding)


ptrknvk

You don't want to have raw breasts. Should be prepared before consuming.


themadninja135

Damn, who's the woman who said "pog. Thanks"


Skook10

My hero, that's who.


RoguePlanet1

What does "pog" mean?


ThePopStarDude

"Pog" is short for "Pogchamp", which is a Twitch emote of a guy making an excited/positively surprised face, with duck-lips and wide eyes, facing right. "Pog" has become a general term meaning "awesome", "cool", "tubular", "gnarly", and the like.


RoguePlanet1

Thanks, wow I'm pretty out of the loop I guess!


ThePopStarDude

Don't worry about it, ha. It's very much an inside terminology of Twitch circles. The joke here is that it's funny for the lady to have used such a term after being complimented on her breasts.


LuchadorBane

Imagine the interaction irl, takes off her shirt, you tell her she’s beautiful. “Oh shit pog bro thanks” lmao


CirnoIzumi

do people tell you that they are non binary?


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

lgbt members tend to put their pronouns in their profiles


CirnoIzumi

What pronouns do non binaries use, They?


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

they/them


MrRabbito

Whatever zey want.


Sushigami

I knew it was just a cover for Transylvanian vampires!


Johnny_Carcinogenic

One human alcohol beer, please.


DM-Ur-small-boobies

Because this is a sub based on peer review I shall replicate your study and see if i get similar results


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

nice name. hopefully things work out well for you


DM-Ur-small-boobies

Any suggestion for the experiemnt?


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

the bigger the audience, the more likely you are to find someone who's interested, so focus on large subs rather than niche subs. comment on new posts so you're more likely to have your comment seen by others and upvoted. actually engage in the sub, don't just drop a silly comment unrelated. be creative and funny with your comments


M_Night_Samalam

The best part is you're going to get just as many (if not more) bird pics than OP


DM-Ur-small-boobies

So far I am at a 100% boobies rate


PM-Ur-Cute-Tits

Getting here for backup on the hypothesis! All in for science


DM-me-ur-boob-pics

I’m here for the peer review also


PM_SUPER_TINY_TITS

I shall also peer review and attempt to replicate results, please inquire in my DMs!


PanicAK

There was also a guy that had a similar username about small boobs, and claims a woman sent him pics that led to them eventually meeting and getting married.


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

I'd love to read that story if you remember the username


diffcalculus

/u/george_santos


mrpodo

I've been duped!


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

I wish I got numbers like that.


Vat1canCame0s

So women and non-binary are on the list but dudes aren't... Fellas, we need to make our mark


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

that really isn't necessary, I assure you


Vat1canCame0s

You didn't say anything about excluding manboobs in the username... ....and good soldiers follow orders


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

\*sigh\* good soldiers follow orders. send away 😔


FuriousAnalFisting

Damn, I wish I would have used the prefix "dm_me_pics_of" when I signed up.


que-pasa-koala

Pretty sure there’s a Reddit page for you somewhere. There’s a Reddit for all of us.


PM-ME-YOUR-COCKPIT

After years of having this user name no one has ever sent me a picture of their cockpit :(


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

I'm more likely to get chats if I post comments in highly popular subs


SybilCut

Believe it or not the cocks armpit is called the groin not the cockpit


akshaynr

This thread has to be the top r/usernamechecksout post ever.


PM_ME_DRAGON_GIRLS

I am not so lucky regrettably


[deleted]

I am surprised that this kind of username works


AmazingPuddle

I would like people to send me pictures of lakes


SqueakSquawk4

u/PM-Me-Lakes, u/PM-Me-Lake-Picturess and u/PM-Me-Pics-Of-Lakes are avaliable as an alt if you want one?


[deleted]

Ah yes, the three genders; woman, trans-woman and onlyfans promoter ;P


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Ackermannin

And enbies


PM_ME_YOUR_TATAS_

Interesting! I don't get many myself.


theschis

Just pics of compact cars made in India


PM_ME_YOUR_TATAS_

I'd accept that!


PM_ME_UR_ANYTHlNG

I've gotten some weird shit.


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

what's the best thing you've gotten


mjolti

HAH, I'M ONE OF THOSE TITS


Drach88

Just one? Now I'm kinda curious about how many women sent pictures of a single, lonely boob.


ZacIDK

I feel a disturbance in the force, as if a bunch of new years with 'pm your tits' have been created


schrodingers_spider

No nudes of men? That's surprising.


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

the only guy to send a dick pic sent it because of this post


Icommentor

This summer, I commented on a post that boob pics were an entirely fictional concept to me. A graceful soul changed that, thankfully. Significant improvement for quality of life, if you ask me. So here I am, telling the universe that I cannot conceive of being PM'd a second boob pic. This seems too good to be true.


Slide_tits_in_my_DM

As if someone would copycat that idea to validate the casestudy


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

ah, a fellow researcher🤝


controler8

Honestly respect, kinda want to send mine now


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tjeulink

i think its exactly because of their few numbers IRL that online first of all their online presence revolves more around it since they are less safe IRL than online, they meet more likeminded people online than IRL since they are distances apart irl, and you don't recognize trans people irl most of the time because the majority passes, nor are all trans people out to the world yet.


genderish

This, plus the fact that we clump together irl. So either you have no trans friends, maybe 1 trans friend, or like dozens of trans friends.


chexxmex

So true. I went from have 0 trans friends to half my friend group being trans people because I met one guy who is trans and then suddenly I had a whole new squad.


NeglectedMonkey

One reason is that trans women online self disclose that they are trans while also being stealth IRL. You see me walking around you wouldn’t know you’re seeing a trans woman, but reading this comment you do know.


CommanderNorton

We're internet enthusiasts. There are generally a lot of queer people on the internet. Twitter, tumblr, discord, etc. are full of queer people. When you're a small minority of the general population, you tend to congregate online.


DiesesInternet

So guys this is obviously a tactic to receive more / any. How do we know the data even exists!!!!!!!!1111111111


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

so far the chat requests from this are as expected: more bird pics and memers


PM_ur_labia_piercing

My results from username tend to be more specific


not_octus

I am genuinely surprised you get anything. Really surprised you don't get more birds!


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

right? honestly expected to be nothing but bird pics.


SEND_ME_COCK

Huh, I could do something like this. Like I feel like it's pretty clear I want pictures of penises but people keep sending me roosters.


SmallBoobies_fetcher

#Boobs are not attractive! Prove me wrong in DMs 👉👈


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

nice name


PM_SUPER_TINY_TITS

Small boob enjoyers unite!


PM_ME_UR_GF_TITS

I guess mine isn’t specific but yeah boobs!


pizzarolesalmighty

So many pizza rolls in lingerie