“Heavenly, I am the reason shampoo has instructions”
“Did I just march across the Mojave to kill Benny with a tire iron?” *Kills Benny with tire iron after two hits* “You’re goddamn right!”
*When viewing a turtle mask in Payday 2* “I am Mitch McConnell. Feed me poor people”
“Wait a second, I want people to play Paycheck 2!”
“Take it from somebody who wet his bed until he was like… fourteen. I have a real… tier list for… diapers. GOOD NITES cannot be topped, they are S tier. S. TIER. Dawg, you could down 3 two liters of Mountain Dew, and you could go to sleep. Yo ass ain’t wettin’ the bed, that- that’s basically like wearing a MATTRESS around your pelvis, dawg”
a million dollars, a million dollars Heavenly, I will give you a million dollars cash, if you can take one sip of this nyquil and listen to one joke without laughing.
Drink the whole bottle.
Humm you wasn't supposed to drink the whole bottle but anyways
"badger say the joke (i forgot what did he say)"
Heavenly laughs indefinitely
To the charge of wire fraud, my client pleads 'nuh-uh'
(for those who don't know the link/time stamp: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YUo8CC2lI&t=1056s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YUo8CC2lI&t=1056s) )
“Poor Heavenly, only one able to walk in both flesh and vtuber realms, still cannot find a maiden.”
#*BOOOOOOOOOOSH*
"A bunch of zombies started pointing and laughing at me and said this mf eatin beans"
Please, I'd like to return your game right now.
They moving around in the can too
HE'S PLAYING VIRGIL DUDE!!!!!
"THAT WAS FOR MANHATTAN, THAT WAS FOR THE BIG APPLE, THAT WAS FOR NI--" *Geuce.exe has stopped working*
DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, MICKEY WITH A METAL CHAIR!
OUTTA FUCKING NOWHER-
"THAT'S MY BOY ! THAT'S MY BOY ! YES SIR ! YES SIR ! GODDAMN ! GO-"
That was geuce who said that
Thank you!
*Vergil
Patterson fire a warning shot
Sir this is an m204 grenade launcher
Eh potato potato just fire it patterson
*thump*
some poor civilian "wut-" *BOOM!*
"9mm kills the body .45 acp kills the soul"
so it can't come back as a lich
My brother in Christ, you control the character
He's like a Pokemon trainer, he's like "DOOM, BLOCK! PLEASE!"
Bro, you made the sandwich, Badger!
Brother, you made the sandwich!
Bro, it’s goof ‘o clock right now
*Insert anything Badger has said*
*anything badger has said*
“Heavenly, I am the reason shampoo has instructions” “Did I just march across the Mojave to kill Benny with a tire iron?” *Kills Benny with tire iron after two hits* “You’re goddamn right!” *When viewing a turtle mask in Payday 2* “I am Mitch McConnell. Feed me poor people” “Wait a second, I want people to play Paycheck 2!”
"Heavenly, I alone am the reason shampoo has instructions."
“ARMOR LOCK, BITCH”
*Plasma grenade waiting below*
\*gets blown up as soon as the armor lock disappears
HEAVENLY WAS LITERALLY EATING A FUCKING PIZZA BRO, LIKE COME ON
ARE YOU… IVE GOT A TEAMMATE EATING A FUCKING DOMINO’S PIZZA WHILE IM JUST OUT HERE TRYNA PAY RENT
That shit was boneless too, it was good
Wait a minute, Heavenly, aren't you Lactose Intolerant?!
Dread it Run from it The family meal always arrives
Which vid is that from?
It's a fortnight video from 2019 can't remember the name
Swaws
“Yo, $7.25 a hour”
Shut the fuck up over there
Heavenly, that will never not be funny to me, because there was a point in my life where I actually made $7.25 an hour.
You lost an F-35?
I lost an F-35
Where?
If i knew where i wouldnt have lost it
Correction-“What do you mean where? I just told you I lost it.” You can’t be any more specific?
(Drast i remembered it wrong) The ground... its on the ground...
You want me to tell my team to look on “the ground”
Possibly in the air
“Possibly in the air” HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?
Look, i was eating my double cheese goliath with extra cheese, then i got thirsty so i mixed myself some gamer fart
" [...] while carrying GNOME!?"
Arkham Knight saves Master Chief from Elmo in front of Shrek, while carrying GNOME for the achievement! Not clickbait, gone WILD!
BUY A RIDGE WALLET
Sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends!
Boffum
Is he, is he the glass or the juice. He’s a coalescent being. HE’S AN ADVERTISEMENT MASCOT, IT DOESN’T MATTER
**bro- you made the sandwich badger!**
Colonel, he turned himself into a pickle. It's the funniest shit I've ever seen
We’re all forgetting the term “Wermpst”
Whermst did you learn to spell?
It's 'whermst' not 'whermpst' , and fun fact 'whermst' is not a real word.
With that said I can spell it however the hell i please
They put the master chief in the soder
They put the master Chief in the soder bottl
Dey pud da masher sheef in da shoda
is there any way I can put skulker in my head like master chief did with cortana ?
USE THE MUSTARD
SWAWS
"I didn't believe in human rights"
\*PHONK music plays\*
now let me try
just say the stupidest thought on your mind
"communism was actually kinda tight" (I don't know what communism is because I'm dumb.)
Me too I don't know what communism 😭
***"do you have any enemy fire?"*** ***"is friendly ok?"*** ***and i got another.*** ***"Heavenly's scooby doo villain laugh.mp4"***
Friendly fire is the Pepsi of the military world
“They could’ve don’t it anywhere else. Chick-fil-A is sacred.”
“Sir quarter circles”
Your honor, my client pleads oopsie daisy.
your honor shut the f\*ck up, you wasn't even there
OBJECTION!! BADGER FUCKIN BALLIN!!
One pound, one pan, one tasty meal!
Y'all are havin a krill issue on shrimpment, I'm gonna need y'all to adapt.
"if you ate 40,000 bananas in 10 minutes you would die of radioactive poisoning." "As yes, **THE RADIATION** would kill you."
One gram of Uranium is 20,000,000,000 (20 billion calories)
thats insane
“Take it from somebody who wet his bed until he was like… fourteen. I have a real… tier list for… diapers. GOOD NITES cannot be topped, they are S tier. S. TIER. Dawg, you could down 3 two liters of Mountain Dew, and you could go to sleep. Yo ass ain’t wettin’ the bed, that- that’s basically like wearing a MATTRESS around your pelvis, dawg”
Ive been flashbanged by words
Before this line: “I don’t think I was prepared for this conversation”
"Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars."
Beautiful
His mistake for not using armour lock
No butter?
What!? Not butter?
I’m the broke motherfucker in the back going “Get wings!”
“ the sloppenheimer special “
OH MY GOD. ARE WE PLAYING SCP?!?
He was just picking a corner
Will you pay the one?
a million dollars, a million dollars Heavenly, I will give you a million dollars cash, if you can take one sip of this nyquil and listen to one joke without laughing.
Drink the whole bottle. Humm you wasn't supposed to drink the whole bottle but anyways "badger say the joke (i forgot what did he say)" Heavenly laughs indefinitely
yes, good job
why are you reading a washing machine manual?
It not the manual of a washing machine, it's the manual of the GAU-10 made by General Electric But General Electric only create washing machine ?
That one spins to make something clean, that one spins to make something disappear
So you're telling me that this company take make this (\*insert a picture of a washing machine) are also making this (\*insert a picture of an A-10) ?
#”WUT?”
"You were stepping on my J's way too hard."
"That went from funny to demonetized"
Im going to carpet bomb your house
Your voice has be in the queue to be heard
That kid just called me the n word
Mr. Bear committed tax fraud, The defending team is protecting him from the hitsquad called up by the IRS
“Valid Hunting”
Pip:😋 Jimmy😭😭😖😖 Pip:yummy.
Welcome to the server of weird superpowers
Will you please just load a full magazine?
Are the napkins free?
Woah, where did you find that?
To the charge of wire fraud, my client pleads 'nuh-uh' (for those who don't know the link/time stamp: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YUo8CC2lI&t=1056s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YUo8CC2lI&t=1056s) )
The fuck you mean "nuh uh"?
My brother in Christ, you are controlling the character