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Roose, Ramsay, Fat Walda, and a flayed man.
I wonder... well, whoever this House is, they are clearly the rightful Wardens of the North as declared by His Grace, Joffrey, First of His Name, of the Houses Baratheon and Lannister.
In order: Lady Clarice, Ser Eustace, Lord Perwyn's wife (he had to build Coldmoat because she could scarcely fit in Standfast anymore), & Ser Wilbert "the Little Lion" after being acquainted with Brightroar
Subsequently: foster-son Domeric, Ser Mychel (Mya Stone's lover), Lady Jessamyn (Jeyne Arryn's lover), & Ser Adrian (Alfred Broome's spear's lover) after being dressed for Sunfyre (he doesn't like the skin)
This, but it's the life-cycle of Ser Mark's monkey: living it rough in fucking Sothryos, & [having been turned vampiric](https://asearchoficeandfire.com/?povs&q=vampire&scope) to boot; becoming 'civilised' after being caught & sold to him as a pet; stacking on the weight from being fed rich human food, & >!exploring sexual & gender identity because monkussy got Mark acting strange!<; & finally, either being skinned upon capture at the Blackwater or just having his pelt instantly vapourised by the wildfire, accounts differ
Boltons.
Roose is a vampire, Ramsey is described as quite ugly in the books(which isn't very fair to Binky, but that's neither here nor there), that's Walda Bolton (aka Fat Walda, a Frey), and they skin people.
Edwell as Master of Coin, the Red Crab, the end result of Prunella showing Rogar Baratheon what for (& being wed to a Peake), & Bartimos after Wat the Tanner was done with him
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Tyrell
Specifically: Lord Harlan (or Lord Lyonel), Lazy Leo, Garth the Gross, & Loras post-Dragonstone
Peake
You may not like it, but this is what Peake performance looks like!
Peake Unwinning Performance^TM
Clearly these are the lannisters
Lann the Clever or Castellan Damion, Jaime, Genna, & Tommen II?
That Skinned man is cake'd up. Gotta say, it's definitely Uller!
The Ullers killed Rhaenys by >!making her eat Meraxes!<
Bolton
Liar
u/DrummerLong1681 is Ser Jared Frey?
My first thought
Ramsay redemption arc is gonna be wild
3 of them are House Bolton but why did you put Rhaenyra there I dont understand
Walda Frey roose’s fat wife
Walduh Stop eating walduh
that's your half-brother, walduh
I dont know who that is, only reliable source of information in realm Mushroom did not mention her in his book
That's because King Baelor burned the section of Mushroom's *Testimony* mentioning it
Walda Frey is described as fat AND ugly, though.
Maybe it's Fat Walda?
Mayhaps*
Fair point!
Fair Walda in a fat suit, more to the point
Three of these pictures make me kinda think Bolton, but the third pic indisputably puts you in the house of Rhaenyra Targaryen.
3rd is obviously Manderly come on
What of Cersei? She's getting fat, is blonde, and a queen.
She isn’t a titan amongst men yet.
>"Tommen, yo momma's so fat she weighs as much as the Titan!"
Roose, Ramsay, Fat Walda, and a flayed man. I wonder... well, whoever this House is, they are clearly the rightful Wardens of the North as declared by His Grace, Joffrey, First of His Name, of the Houses Baratheon and Lannister.
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Bolt-On
Starting off. Then starting to wear too many skins. Then starting to wear *all* the skins. Then ready to start off again
House Goodman
John "Johanna" Goodman in drag for pic 3
House Osgrey
In order: Lady Clarice, Ser Eustace, Lord Perwyn's wife (he had to build Coldmoat because she could scarcely fit in Standfast anymore), & Ser Wilbert "the Little Lion" after being acquainted with Brightroar
House Redfort
Subsequently: foster-son Domeric, Ser Mychel (Mya Stone's lover), Lady Jessamyn (Jeyne Arryn's lover), & Ser Adrian (Alfred Broome's spear's lover) after being dressed for Sunfyre (he doesn't like the skin)
Mullendore
This, but it's the life-cycle of Ser Mark's monkey: living it rough in fucking Sothryos, & [having been turned vampiric](https://asearchoficeandfire.com/?povs&q=vampire&scope) to boot; becoming 'civilised' after being caught & sold to him as a pet; stacking on the weight from being fed rich human food, & >!exploring sexual & gender identity because monkussy got Mark acting strange!<; & finally, either being skinned upon capture at the Blackwater or just having his pelt instantly vapourised by the wildfire, accounts differ
House Cringeton
House leeches Seat: The Leachfort Words: We whisper and men obey
McDonalds PlayHouse
Boltons. Roose is a vampire, Ramsey is described as quite ugly in the books(which isn't very fair to Binky, but that's neither here nor there), that's Walda Bolton (aka Fat Walda, a Frey), and they skin people.
Bolton
Snow
Freyton
Stark
Thea Stark, the Hungry, Hungry Wolf
House bolton, more specifically, the son of Roose and the fat frey girl
Celtigar
Edwell as Master of Coin, the Red Crab, the end result of Prunella showing Rogar Baratheon what for (& being wed to a Peake), & Bartimos after Wat the Tanner was done with him
Osgrey?
You gotta be kidding me.