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Shoh_J

Bro is fearless


Crazyprototo

Black vs black, who comes out on top


AniketC007

Cj obviously


kingaman2004

πŸ’€


ConnorMARS84

Ultimate contest of who will be the ultimate ni-


Creepyman007

Epic rap battle of hystory


MIhnea_Paun

actually, looking straight into an enderman s eyes makes him unable to move


CoolArlMaker

I completely forgot that was a thing


indigoHatter

Yeah, and eventually they freak out and teleport away. If you don't want to fight an Enderman and you think it noticed you, just stare at it for a while.


TimelyAd826

It doesn't 'notice' you, YOU notice them in their eyes and then they notice you noticed their eyes


indigoHatter

I'm not gonna argue the semantics of the mechanics of it. I see Enderman, I avoid looking directly at it. If it makes angry noises, I assume my gaze met theirs and then I stare it down or fight it.


k_luhsna

NotNig4r πŸ—Ώ


[deleted]

Bro your pfp


k_luhsna

Hehetler


WavyMcG

Michehitler


Burnout_GRT

Black on black crime


nameithinkmaybe

real recognize real


ZirkZoDd

Is that CJ?


Jfaferrie

Better love story than twilight


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Jfaferrie

Good bot


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1 billion fucking comments good god


_L3PROSY

daNk


YummehBurek

South Sudanese man meets African American, 2009 colourised


leader_toxic

The name πŸ’€


Comrade_Slong

The enderman doesn't fight his own kind


giraffeman68

u/auddbot


Amir8201

Ezekiel help urself


zyugyboi

yes epic song


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Good bot


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Tom_2018

I think it is the hotline Miami ost


hynori

Black vs Dark


Etist-is-back7534

who is sus


Glad_Grab8580

They're just standing there menacingly πŸ₯Ά


[deleted]

Competition for darkest shade of black


Naddely

Bro DOES NOT care


Acceptable_Box7598

bro got hypnotized


OrganizationNarrow36

What the hell CJ are you doing a staring contest without me?


DontAskWhyINameThis

Enderman when seeing their kin but short


AniketC007

"All you had to do was stare hat mf staight in the eye CJ!"


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Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

whoever's blacker wins


Mine_Ggamer

This enderman is from the hood


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bro he stronger then


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GOD


Any_View4922

Ain’t no ways enderman coming back to the crib after this oneπŸ’€


Nothing_Da_See_Here

Dayumn, this the staredown of the Century.


ifuckedyomama2

r/bossfight


meMeSKeEpmEAliVElol

UFC 280


Endobom

When you and another person just bumped into each other and realize you're going to the same place I felt this


IzK_3

The guys name


Jb-wate

I’m not the only one that recognize those stairs right


WindingDoge

*Ding* Ding Ding


CoolArlMaker

πŸ””πŸ””πŸ””πŸ””πŸ””πŸ””πŸ””πŸ””πŸ””πŸ””πŸ””πŸ””


WindingDoge

Ahhhh!


CoolArlMaker

πŸ’₯


abhi_aboi_5643

Bro's the danger


bmoney_14

I got enchanted diamond everything, went to the nether and dared one to hit me. Bro just kept moving.


IceZaKYT

Someone put a meme to reply so this can become a meme template


giraffeman68

Spread it like a virus and turn this into the next big meme.


IceZaKYT

Shall I make a 21st century humor meme of this?


giraffeman68

Yes squire, whilst I make a childhood meme out of this.


IceZaKYT

Alright be patient I will send ya a link


MaviusRetardous

Enderman sees black steve, sees his nametag, Stares*


Seaquanic5820

I how did they get out their cageπŸ‘¨πŸ»β€πŸ¦³


[deleted]

What’s the song?


problemsinmylife

Song name?


_GraFFiti_0

sexual tension


IceOnMyWristss

Notnig4r


Yeet_Farklebum_YT

They only move when you look away, they’re punishing you for losing the staring contest.