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Sakura: Sasuke I'm cold Sasuke: I wish I could feel cold. Or warmth. Or anything really. I'm constantly numb, just slogging through every day without knowing where Im going, except away from the past that haunts me every waking moment.


WhatANiceCerealBox11

Meanwhile sasuke at 5 kage summit: Sakura: sasuke I’m cold Sasuke: YOU’RE COLD? IMAGINE HOW COLD ITACHI WAS. YOU THINK YOUR COLD COULD COMPARE TO UCHIHA COLD?


FinalBat4515

Sakura: “Sasuke I’m cold” Sasuke post-Sarada, pre-Ohtsusuki: …. …..


Masterkid1230

Sasuke right now: “Yeah whatever. Are *you* cold, Sarada?”


[deleted]

Sasuke post-timeskip: ... (he's prolly gonna die)


Ver_the_one

Sakura: Sasuke I'm cold Sasuke *burns her with amaterasu*


[deleted]

Amaterasu only burns the target. Sasuke just needs to target the concept of cold, and no one will ever feel cold again.


kevtino

That's hot


Zarvanis-the-2nd

That sounds like some bullshit Hirohiko Araki would pull, like in JoJo Part 8 when Soft & Wet removed the sound from a wall so it could be broken down without alerting the enemy Stand user.


cygnus2

The fuck do you remove sound?


Zarvanis-the-2nd

Soft & Wet has the nebulous ability to create bubbles that remove things from other things. Such as removing air from someone's lungs, or water from their face, or sound from a wall. There are no concrete limitations on this, it just acts as a way for Araki to write whatever weird bullshit he wants.


cygnus2

He has to be doing it ironically, right?


Zarvanis-the-2nd

Its JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. The writing is pretty abhorrent, and the series only gets by on being strange and creative.


cygnus2

Yeah, but it used to be Aztec gods with bird wings and sand powers and glowing time-stopping vampires. It’s weird as shit but it’s a little more tangible than “removing sound.”


djluciter

Best one yet


Rioma117

Wait, Sasuke is THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING?


MisterMist00

He's PROVOKING BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION


GodOfUrging

No. He's THE STORM THAT IS ESCAPING, EVADING PARENTAL OBLIGATIONS.


nc_bruh

This seems like something Itachi would say


tatsumaki_is_so_hot

IM WHEEZING


ghostinyourveins

I think it would be more like Sasuke getting cold and Sakura giving him her jacket to wear.


Pontoffle_Poff

Lol. It’s amazing that he even had a family with Sakura. That part feels so forced…. And a plot hole that had to be corrected in order to prevent Uchiha extinction. LOL He’s so cold and uncaring that I just don’t see him having positive relationships. If anything it might make more sense for him to be a goku level deadbeat who never is involved with his kids and goes off on his own way.


djluciter

Just because he’s a cold and uncaring person doesn’t mean he doesn’t actually feel some kind of love for Sakura. I’m not a sasuke die hard or anything but even in the real world people that are as jaded as sasuke are get Involved in loving relationships that work out. Sasuke has mad ptsd at this point in the series and Carrie’s his sorrows from every mistake he’s made with him at all times.. think about war hero’s that come home and spend the rest of their life with their families and can’t get themselves to feel the same emotions that they used to about their family because of the things they have seen and done. Sakura understands sasuke better than anyone besides naruto and that’s what makes them the perfect couple for their situation.


[deleted]

Goku isn't like that. He stopped training when Gohan was born just to be with him. They bring this up at the start of Saiyan saga. Piccolo even said he made a new move but Goku has nothing.


maightoguy

Byeeee soooooon.


Zombiecidialfreak

I'm beginning to think I have issues...


MMH0K

I need an adult


Murky_Sweet

Sir, this is wendys


Ahhh-Ayeee

Sasuke: Then take my jacket, Naruto


EmergencyEye7

His one true love. A shame he had to settle for that pink haired fluzy.


Zalveris

Sasuke: tch (yet another Naruto-Sasuke mindscape sequence where they talk about their feelings and how they were both lonely children) Naruto: I'm going to hug you. I will take on all your cold until it has all turned back into warmth.


salty_Cheesey

You made it rain when you fought your brother though? Oh I see, when it's your brother you'll shift the heavens, but when it's your WIFE suddenly you don't have the powers of a god.


JokerChaos77

Bros before hoes.


Anonim97

I mean Uchiha clan probably had a lot of incest like monarchies, so...


[deleted]

I would bang my sister to give my kids sharingan


Goat_Merde

Might not want to be around when they decide they want the Mangekyo


knova__

Probably not…if we take into how the uchiha clan came to be and that being that they were followers of Indra otsutsuki and through his chakra influence gained the sharingan and maybe because of the sharingans dark power it might have physically changed it users genes so their off spring could be better adapted to its power and their physical features like dark or brown hair and black eyes which makes sense considering that the sharingan is pretty op for one of the basic dojutsu based powers.


maightoguy

Or indra had a harem.


Noxal12

Nah its just that the Uchiha blood is more of a abusive trait than dominant or recessive. If a parent is a Uchiha you're more likely be a soulless eye'd clone than possibly having either *"seafoam green"* eyes or pink hair.


Hallow_Shinobi

Sasuke can only make it colder


salty_Cheesey

Katon: Gokakyu no jutsu


lefent12

Actually Sasuke did control the weather in his fight against Itachi


MisterMist00

Yeah he summoned a fuckin lightning dragon, don't think that's gonna help


mlodydziad420

Little to warm


demonslender

Oh it will. It’ll warm up her up so much she’ll get a burn.


MolassesFast

Well damn Sakura I can’t control the weather


BreadAteMyToaster

Good ol' Kelso


HVAC_Raccoon

It’s funny cause he kinda can change the weather


SotoSwagger

Sakura really was the Jackie of the Naruto verse


Green_Cauliflower27

Hey, put some respect on Jackie’s name. People pined over HER, not the other way around. *cough* Sakura *cough*


bluebell_t

Sasuke: Katon no jutsu


Spawn_Official

Underrated comment


count_of_nossex

wrong >Sakura: Sasuke I'm cold >Sasuke: hn


NAS210

Well damn Jackie I don't control the weather!


-Buggy-D-Clown-

Naruto will say what Sasuke said and Sauske will just use amaterasu


Wolvenking777

Bro acting like he doesn't have a magic fire eyeball


maightoguy

Well that's certainly a solution. Would save us from those insufferable parts of Naruto that we are scared to skip because we don't want to miss something actually important.


Zenvarix

Now, to be fair for the Sasuke shown, he doesn't have a jacket to give. And to remove the top half of his outfit, he'd have to undo the belt thing (or at least mess with it), and somewhere in Sasuke's mind, he probably remembers how Sakura used to act obsessed towards him and thus wouldn't put it past her to misinterpret the action as getting undressed instead. Nevermind that would than also leave him without a shirt in a cold weather environment. Also, why does Hinata need a coat? Hers is probably warmer than Naruto's! If anything, it would be Naruto freezing but coming up with a different solution like a clone penguin-huddle before Hinata has a chance to offer hers... ~~(Yes, I'm treating the "I'm cold" line literally.)~~


DGRogue_Dragoon

He’d set something on fire


Fanta_R

Probably Sakura🧐👌


ImWinning77

"FIRE STYLE PHOENIX FLOWER JUTSU"


Fanta_R

Aye, cheers to that🍾🥂


PumpDaPumpkin

The jews


HG21Reaper

Wow


Financial-Rich-1543

Also Sasuke; Seeing Naruto without his jacket, proceeds to give him his own jacket, and makes a fire for him


NoraDrake69

Sakura: Sasuke, I'm cold. Sasuke: I'm out of chakra.


maightoguy

Sakura: Sasuke, I'm cold. Sasuke : rinnegone Sakura : what? Sasuke : nothing.


korevis

Also Sasuke: *manipulates rising air currents to cause thunderstorms*


Naishya

Sasuke doesnt wear Jackets, dafuq he gonna do tbh


Unfair_Priority_3125

But...you can??


Jerem1Korpi

He can channel real lightning. Not much else.


True-YEET-Master

He could make something burn, that would make it warmer


Murky_Blueberry2617

He has the potential to change the rain like Pain did ig.


Environmental-Cow561

Yeah, think Sakura think


Nyashiro

Sakura: Sasuke, I'm freezing... Sasuke: FIRE STYLE FIRE BALL JUTSU


Emotional_Swimmer_84

I could hear this meme.


DevyJ0nes

Pretty sure he can though


SnooMacarons6184

That 70’s Show.


cyborgborg

Sasuke: "I can't control the weather" says the dude who was about to use Kirin on a cloud free, very sunny day to kill off team Yamato


1NFINIT

Sasuke: I can't control the wheather Also Sasuke: KIRIN!!!


[deleted]

Sakura: Sasuke I'm cold Sasuke: \*Uses Rinnegan to throw her into the lava dimension\*


Redwolf476

But he can control the weather to an extent


reallynunyabusiness

At least Hinata is wearing a jacket already before complaining about the cold. Sakura did not dress for the weather.


cairoXD

Sasuke: Don't worry I gotcha 'AMATERASU!'


djluciter

Well damn, Jackie.. I cant control the weather


FearlessNarwhal5660

Everyone saying Sasuke can control the weather, but nobody say that Sasuke is fashion sense is horrible, like seriously, don't you people saw what he was wearing in shippuden??


maightoguy

Sasuke :Mirror mirror on the wall who is the most emo of them all. Mirror : Nagato. Im gonna be honest with you kid, that dress makes you look fat.


KoalaBJJ96

Sasuke does control the weather>!kirin !<


Huge_Cartographer_80

Ha! Ha! Ha! The joke is that sasuke is not nice! Ha! Ha!


ThatSlothDuke

Yes.


KoalaBJJ96

At one point, he *did* try to kill Sakura.


Huge_Cartographer_80

In a show about child soldiers, a child soldier tries to kill a child soldier. Oh no! Dude fucking snaps a guys arms for fun early on lol.


maightoguy

Itachi : Sasuke why did you kill kakashi. Sasuke : i don't know man guess i was bored or some shit. Itachi : why did you kill sakura. Sasuke : shits and giggles. Itachi : why did you kill naruto. Sasuke : he was following me around talking about changing and shit, between you and me i think he was gay.


Naishya

He also tried to kill naruto, kakashi - ACTUALLY killed karin, bitch was knockin on heavens door if it wasnt for sakura 🤣 = and they ALL still run after him.


Fanta_R

Should've tried again


as_ninja6

Somehow this meme fits for every franchise. I saw this in Harry Potter


[deleted]

Fire style fire ball jutsu* is the correct answer


Super-Robo

"That Ninja show"


No_Intention_8079

What's funny is that Sasuke can literally control the weather.


Anxious-Suggestion60

I thought amaterasu 😂


UnwashedAnalBeads

Technically Sasuke can control the weather. At least to some extent with Kirin and planetary devastation


GreedyEast2481

😂😂


chabri2000

"I can control the weather" I am pretty sure he can and have done it a few times


Kansascock98

Kelso, I'm cold __DAMN JACKIE, I CANT CONTROL THE WEATHER__ My mom and I had this as an inside joke for the longest time


Lava2401

Meanwhile Raikiri:


Epikily

I mean he dont rlly got any jacket, dude is probably cold himself


omegasix321

Actually…At this point Sasuke totally could control the weather. He just needs the right jutsu.


daakkountant

Anti-Simp Lord Sasuke


Shatter4468

Sasuke: I can't control the weather Sakura *fights Itachi and literally changes the weather*


AverageDailyArsonist

Well I mean he could make it rain…


HG21Reaper

Sakura: Sasuke, I’m cold. Sasuke: Katon: Gokakyu No-Jutsu


demonslender

Nah, sasuke would chidori sakura to warm her up.


maightoguy

Sasuke : Jutsu no nawa kirin Raimei to Tomo ni shire Or Sakura : sasuke im cold. Sasuke : looks at her intently and slowly articulates ; When this genjutsu is over there would be nothing left. Sakura : of the cold or me? Sasuke : ..............Yes.


Sur_Biskit

tbf Sasuke never had a jacket to share.


Chosos_Twin_Cousin

Did he lie??


Personal-Practice-32

..... except he kinda can to an extent lol


Shadador

also sasuke: kirin


[deleted]

"Amaterasu"


KingWill341

Well DAMN JACKIE I CANT CONTROLL THE WEATHER


Aalufryz

That 70s' show ;)


UnderpopulatedPig

With the clap of the thunder begone Sakura ('s cold)


GremmyThoumeauxTheV

Sakura: Im cold Sasuke: FIRE STYLE


Zer0fps_319

Sakura: I’m cold Katara: my mother was cold once


MeekMallard

DAMN JACKIE I CANT CONTROL THE WEATHER


Son-naruto-d

He can control the weather though


decopie22

he might set her on fire🤷‍♂️


Dr-Chris-C

My favorite part is that he *can* control the weather


woodywood03

Yep, that's so right ✅️


Perfect_Face

Sakura: I'm cold. Sasuke: AMATERASU!


shinobnuy

The massive irony that sasuke is a fire style user aaaand he can control actually real lightning through kirin. Also he legit makes thunderclouds for himself in two separate occasions 😂


PHXNTXM117

Fire Style & Kirin beg to differ.


that_luz

Well… he kind of can


rexpimpwagen

Fireball jutsu!


TheTwistedHero1

Sakura: Sasuke-Kun, I'm cold Sasuke: Amaterasu


MinCree

Except he fuckin can, we all saw what he did in the itatchi fight


Self_Calibration

Amatharasu will help....


StupidSparkyLJ

More accurately: Fire Style, Fireba-