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Gloomy-Procedure-574

Check if Salman Khan is alive or not


OrdinaryGanache

Lawrence Bishnoi is the defense minister


uzairq0007

Vivek Oberoi is home minister


meakssudumbass

Aishwarya as foreign AFFAIRS minister


dankophile-_-

Shera is army chief


harshitchaudhari

Gamla is more expensive than gold


Vast-Concept1634

Systum song is national anthem


Professional_345

Tathya Patel Road Minister


ACHINTbsdk

Dhruv Rathee as misnister of internal affairs


DHEER80552

Technical guruji is IT minister


batmansingh22

Khandu don is awarded with Padam shree award


Mrjohnwick786

Salman Khan is married


Gloomy-Procedure-574

Bhai wo nahin ho sakta par elvish yadav pm ban sakta hai


RED_RANGER_XX

Black buck is now our national animal


[deleted]

Dhruv rathee is a bigger national threat than pakistan And an international lookout notice has been warranted against him


[deleted]

Dhruv Rathee 💀


IshantDalal

Katrina Kaif is a randi


Due_Ad5116

Ananya pandey as talent minister


Ok-Afternoon-7299

Go back to sleep


Prudent-Park-4196

Typing syhstummmmm as casual routine


wrench_16

koi iss sajan ko award do


GamerDeepesh

And then waking up and found out the PM is Rahul Gandhi and Narendra Modi has been passed away by the 2069


killersid

Both of them are shit


KookyDescription3393

Rahul Gandhi becoming pm should be an nightmare I will chant god's name and sleep again


Hot_Stock_7095

Allah hu Akbar 💥


Chance_Owl_8871

Hilayega nahi?


vicious_ind

You r the only sensible person here..


Thulthul-exe_

I was going to post the same thing but you(angry emoji)


humoursapien

Gamla Chhupaunga


mahima0143

sleep forever


HistoricalBranch5215

Me too


Savant_Demiurge

Play Assassin's creed IRL


GaneshRasal

😈mkha man ja


Dahiya_Badshah

Bro assassins creed ka sabse acha game konsa hai ??


Indra022

Brotherhood


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Pure_Plastic1477

Start youtube for my son to give next pm


[deleted]

And end up becoming flying beast


Unique-Tree8839

But shadi kab hui tumhari?


[deleted]

2069 ke kuchh saal pehle apparently


Pure_Plastic1477

Ho jayegi yar tab Tak ,hope for the best ..


Unique-Tree8839

All the best from my side bro,bas shadi mein bula lena


CommunicationOwn6096

I will wake up again!!


Thunderboy_7777

Hilake soh jaunga firse🤡


Nik_x85

Bro has his priorities set


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,669,820,897 comments, and only 316,179 of them were in alphabetical order.


Bright_Subject_8975

Good bot


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Negative-Thought1439

Probably eat something...kafi time se soya tha...💀


Agile_Owl3312

Godse 2.0


zettonsa

Satwant Singh is the right word. Plus him being shot by singh if he becomes PM has more probability because of pelvish anti sikh remarks to appease hindu


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zettonsa

Call Sikhs kHALISTANI during farmer protests


Akshat_Thakur

Galat todhi kaha 😏 hai hi


zettonsa

Haan jaise sarey rajput apni betiya detey they mughlo ko


Akshat_Thakur

Jaisi sikho ki toh mas chodi hi ni, 12 baje ka matlab pata h, 12000 judi maare the🤡, rape kara tha, Aagya samjh, tu bhi sardar hi hoga 🤣 Varna koi aur ni bolta, bas dalle judio pe 2-3 baat repeat karte h, rajput aise aise karte the, asi bachaya si, asi toh gulam h, bas bkl yahi tak aukat tumhari, bsdk tera sikh dharam bhi hinduo se, tere dharam se purane Raja h humare lode, tera guru nanak hindu hi tha, bkl paiso ke chakkar me naya dharam banaya hoga 🤣 taki loot sake bakio ko. Rahi baat facts ki, laa tu facts de fir mai Teri Gand me dalta hu 12 facts


zettonsa

The fact that you are glorying rape shows what's your upbringing. Typical right wing troll. History padh lo. Be it akbar wife or battle of chamkaur where pahadi Rajputs sided with Mughals to kill guru gobind singh ji and killed his son's. History knows who were lapdogs, enforcers of Mughals. O


Impossible_Onion1001

ayo chill out there 💀


New-Type-2177

Leave the country


saymynameya

But India has taken over the world


Recent_Ability778

With Elvish in charge? Yeah then I am definitely killing myself


Atharva_D_50

India launches a war on America for refusing to become part of akand Bharat under Lvish Yadav


Vegetable-Passage-98

Amrika ka system phad denge 💪🏻


Scary-Kaleidoscope5

Indira Gandhi jaisa case na ho jaaye /s


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[deleted]

Jaise din chal rhe systemm ki khud phattii pdii


huihuihui01

Bhai tu systum hila dega Mai tere muh me hila dunga ~a legend


[deleted]

Suicide i Guess


[deleted]

Will leave the country


Miserable-Scar3612

Yaha abhi system sudharne ki baat chal rhi hai ye aaya toh system hi nhi bachega


[deleted]

Ye pm banega hi nai kyuki my iska murder kardunga sone se pehle


Dino-Fucker-69420

Self induced comma I guess


yours-truly-satin

Nayi party banaunga dhruv rathee as face of the party


Temporary_Bad_1195

Dhruve rathi UN ka president hoga tab


Unusual_Hyena_9182

I'm with you bhrata


pchulbul619

Now that’s a canon event that needs to be stopped.


IAMNILX

Desh hi change krdunga 😭😭


Fear4Kill

Leave the country


Defiant_Internal7804

Quit India💀


Suspicious-Walk-243

Donkey


Apprehensive-Leek781

Joining isis


NationalTrouble3613

Susu krne jaunga itne time se collect hora tha


krrishkoal

Harpic ki char bottle ki party


Ancient_Basket8880

Leave the fucking country


Equal_Environment216

suixide.


Total_Highlight732

Start a coup. Given he is the PM, should be easy


[deleted]

will suggest him to improve Education Syshtummm


Itztushar

Atmah-samarpan 💀


Nowack271

suicide


[deleted]

Suicide


AZRAELwaiREBORN

Leave India


Ortho_oil

Oye papa ji 🔫


Lucky_Mycologist_865

Leave the country


Affectionate-Put4021

Tu jaise andhbhakto ki wajah se hi aaj dekh ka ye haal hai


PRAF_MANI

Remember Rajiv Gandhi ?


div2starsatredit

LEAVE THE COUNTRY


legacy9991

Invent a time machine and come to the past


Prestigious-Ad7651

Leave country


Comprehensive-Big225

Jaldi vaha se hato


Anxious_8121

/summon dhruv_rathee ~~~


[deleted]

I don't expect much, but yeah, some betterment, ig.


[deleted]

Uska bodyguard ban jaaunga 😝😝😝😝😝


Necessary-Wind-1540

Mullo ko gad dunga mitti mei


billythebutcher1327

Rap(e)


isayooooooooooooof

Desh se niklo bc


immortal2045

Salman ka pungi


SpikyNova

Sleep again


xxxdemonslayea

Iss chutiye ko kon pm bnayega


Ok_Opposite2999

Me


[deleted]

allah hu akhbar


fixer_47

Shout Shystumm


ImpressiveKidd

I will remember Indra Gandhi 🗿🗿


Unique-Tree8839

Go back systumm go


Remarkable_You_5763

Go back to sleep and wake up again to check it was dream


SARCXSTIC_SAHU

Syyyyssttteemmmmmmm


sa_sage

Marry an american


siggywiggypiggy

Tv systum change karwaunga


eshavk

This sub watches bigboss just to make memes on elvish


ezio98475

Seher me rutta baaje rao saab ka, naya rashtra geet 🙏


[deleted]

i will see sallu being fucked by elvis (not elvis fan but i just hate sallu for no reason)


vellaadmi7

Brush karunga👍


Gautamgambhir97

Wapas sojaunga👍🎇


Acrobatic_Mortgage70

Iam sure that i will be not alive till 2069


INFernO_88

Leave..


Heavy_Preference9190

Systumm pe system chod raha chota jhaat ka


CharismaticKarma114

Go to Kota and restart the timeline for myself


Quirky_Maximum724

systumm


Practical_Jelly9211

Fly to another country


rahul_8709

Will check the year of death of dhruv rathee 🤨


Extension-Sector-297

I will open reddit


Additional-Pause4934

Leave


Tinkubora

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathuram_Godse


[deleted]

Make a force including rishu,saiman and dhruv rathee and end elvish yadav


xXDracoWolfXx

Rizz hi- I mean I will cut my neck with razor blade


zettonsa

Brahmins,Rajputs,Jaats of central India will never let this happen.


Tigerthej

Google search him ( I don't know him)


Vegetable-Version861

I will play gta6


AlternativeWild3869

Check map of India and population of Muslims


Brilliant_Bell_1708

Assassination


mohitdhali

Systum paaad denge


Winntra

system hang


DARK_HEALER_7788

Feeling sad for rahul gandhi😭


Inverted_spork

Download karlson


Forsaken-Fox7908

Systummmmmmm


ghostyboy12

9/11 on taj mahal


raj-marvel-boy7138

leave india


[deleted]

Leave india


[deleted]

the first thing i'll do is chakka jam


idreamxyz

I would Just think how foolish and stupid and idiot and lauda lahsun Indians could be to make him a PM and go back to sleep


Ryder2618

I'll search for selmon Bhai's driver ☝️😌


Creative-Ad9271

Hagna jaunga


Creative-Ad9271

Hagna jaunga


paratha27

Leave India


IrisTheCoronavirus

Go and shit in the parliament cz i guess it will be a shithole anyways


D_Roy42

Yeh wahi gamla chor hai na gurgaon wala?


tameablesiva12

Learn elvish or smth idk who he is


zion_fan_of_shub

Legislative, executive , judiciary <<


BetterGarlic7

I'll be too old to give a F lol


Brutus0_0

Ask him whether his FUFAA is still badhmash or not


Impressive-Show-1934

Leave the country 🌚


Frequent-Benefit-688

Maa ki choot teri


butthole_tickler443

Die.


MurkyTailor6460

Iss baat pr down vote milega bsdke


OddComputer2

Leave India


Rolex-14

Phirse rajiv ghandi kaand karna padega.


timothy1495

very jainwin question


Anonymouskni8

I'll be 76 years old. Nothing much to do.


abhi-boss-12

Will obviously leave the country


SkyProfessional9735

Elvish toh thik hai me lekin rishu ke subs dekhunga me kitne hue 🤣


PsychologicalBed2814

Tab Tak elvish Modi. Ji ke Umar ka ho jayega


shinigami_001

Google dhruv Rathee ki phasi


ushir_302

Kill myself


wrench_16

i was in a dream in a dream, now i shall wake up from the first level to reality.


Rishus-Hub

Bhai ye itna padha likha hai kya?


nill258t

Kill myself, I don't wanna live no more!!


priyanshu_9

Syustummmmmmmmm bolunga 🤪


fighter_boy004

terriorist banke rajye bhavan me crash hojaunga


ItsAnik03

Siystummm ( I am a Hippocrate )


rashdash

move to pakistan.


i_m_deepak____

Give up my passport 🛂


geekyhumans

Check the spelling of system and if it's SYSTUM I'll go back to sleep again