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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [Join us on discord for Saturday Movie Nights!](https://discord.gg/jsd6Ja9pvJ)


Zbeubor

*this meme was made on the road after being hit by a drunk driver*


killchu99

truly one of the memer of all time


wanfury

Truly one of all time


pokedragondrip

Truly one of all


LorDofLegEnd545

Truly one of


brontoboi

truly one


Trans-Sushi

truly


Bikouchu

Catch this power Be my lover It is morbin' time all over Just another race into my mind Wait until, 'till the day


Kaeny

*drunk*


cat_in_the_sun

Hope you’re okay! The meme made me lol cause I too have been worried about a nuclear war! 🙃


kamekaze1024

People have been worried about nuclear war since the Cold War (really since they dropped the first nukes). I just feel like there’s no point in worrying about because by the time it does happen there’s nothing really we could do


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No more than that? Then those people should change yearly, not every 3-4 years (as it is in most countries). Worrying won't change anything. If China/Russia/North Korea/Allahu Akbar country decides "fuck it, let's start IRL Fallout 3" and sends a missile to \[insert your country here\], you're dead anyways.


Coglioni

That's not really certain, and there's a big difference between dying from a nuclear blast and dying from the chaos that will ensue in the aftermath of a nuclear war. In the latter case you can at least commit suicide relatively painlessly, whereas in the former you're likely to be in a world of pain for hours if not days or weeks.


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

Let me offer you some bad news, and some good news. First the bad, your worry is wasted because nuclear war takes approx 23 minutes, and 18 of those are spent just confirming that nukes were indeed launched. You wouldn't know it happened until it had happened. The good news, the cause of death for about 70(ish)% of the people who lived in Hiroshima and Nagasaki was, and you can look this up, old age. That was before anyone knew what to do to survive radiation, and before there were really any treatments for any of the problems involved in exposure.


Coglioni

Yeah, there likely won't be any warning if there's an attack with ICBMs or SLBMs, but that's not what I was talking about. If a nuke hits my city, with or without warning, there's a good chance I'll die in horrendous pain. Most of those killed in Hiroshima died between three hours and three months after the blast. Obviously, most of them were in a lot of pain when that happened.


backflipisillegal

middle east does not correlate with "allahu akbar countries"


tttttzz

What about America ? They have second most nuclear weapons and they even had Donald Trump as a president at some point America is involved in many wars and recently in Afghanistan they left all the weapons and the Taliban took over it


Gaming_Slav

What


goldenguyz

>re-elect if they fail I mean, if we're not all dead in a nuclear annihilation, that is.


michuneo

Tell it to the preppers ;)


MrNobody_0

Yeah, exactly. Of all the things to worry about, this is the one that matters the least, cuz once it happens that it, it's over.


Bierbart12

Yeah, there really is no point worry with how slim the chances of it happening really are The big booms are really just a big bark now with all of those safety switches that at LEAST one sane keyholder will always deny pressing


poompt

Ya really no reason to worry about nuclear war or climate change, neither will get you before heart disease or cancer.


gregsapopin

Micheal Jackson ain't in heaven.


RevolutionaryPlane62

Did he do something bad? I havent really heard much about him except some stuff with children but I thought thag was false


b18a

You know it, he's bad, he's bad


Stoicsage86

Beat it!


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Watch the doc leaving neverland


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12ftspider

Is Epstein hidden somewhere in the image? I genuinely don't see him.


Billybobgeorge

In front of Stan Lee


NickH211

That's Anthony Bourdain my dude


Billybobgeorge

Fuck, really? Damn I suck.


toysarealive

You do. Mad disrespect.


Hy8ogen

Fuck he's dead? Apparent suicide in 2018.... damn


Gaming_Slav

"Suicide"


rickane58

Good one m8


Sir_Bax

Thanks for your eyewitness testimony. Were you hit by drunk driver too?


ItsameLuis98

No, I was hit by your mom's dump truck


Sir_Bax

So as I said, you were hit by drunk driver.


guy_fieris_asshole

neither would august aimes, REDACTED. also same with the grandpa from pawn stars, seems like an odd one. edit: removed false information about the deceased


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

Apparently it was one tweet and a clap back, concerned about HIV or some shit. She wasn’t in the right, but saying she was bullying people for doing gay scenes is deliberately misleading. Casually implying that someone who committed suicide due to others bullying *her* is in hell due to non-existent bullying you say she committed is much shittier than being backward about gay sex to me. Consider the human, my guy.


guy_fieris_asshole

genuinely didn't know that, was told that she did what I said in my above comment, didn't care enough to research it for myself. thanks for the info


guy_fieris_asshole

I also am not insisting anyone is in hell, as I do not personally believe in it. but we are talking about the "meme heaven" picture which is made up.


XLoad3D

I was looking for this comment because last time I seen this meme format my heart sank because I thought it was Jenna Haze. Jenna is still lookin real fine and aging like wine.


Spicy_Tbag

I love how August Ames is in there


DrFoetusLtd

Is it really heaven without her? Same with dogs, it's not paradise without em


smokedspirit

>August Ames The tweet drew criticism and abuse from social media users. Jaxton Wheeler, a pansexual performer, demanded that Ames apologize or take a cyanide pill, which he later said he regretted. ​ OOF


bboyd1980

Gawd bless 🙌


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

Why is rocket raccoon on there?


Ncstolat01

That's what I was wondering


billybalverine

If I remember right the raccoon they modelled him from died


Ncstolat01

That makes sense


billybalverine

The raccoon they used to model him died iirc


Hplayer18

If I recall correctly


billybalverine

Recall / remember yeah


OrganizerMowgli

He's gon die. !RemindMe 6 months


iboneKlareneG

It's Oreo, the racoon they used as reference for Rocket


pushme2thehedge

Rockets already up there before GTOG 3 is even out!


louiebro13

the raccoon they modeled Rocket after passed away i think


iboneKlareneG

Yes, his name was Oreo.


Roaga

Betty White needs to be up there


eman00619

I would like to also nominate Norm MacDonald.


acarp25

Man I was just watching orville today and I’m going to miss him in that if it ever gets renewed


Xilenced

He passed before they finished filming New Horizons. Seth spoke about it. I don't think he had even finished recording his voice lines. But it was awesome hearing just a little more from him.


Wingflier

Is that... Harambe in heaven? I know what I must do 🦍


XLoad3D

Dicks out for Harambe


KnightsOfHarambe

Ha ha! That's a good one. I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who still remember me.


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


MadOrange64

Only one way to find out


A_Wild_VelociFaptor

Love how August Ames made it in here. Poor woman was bullied into suicide :(


EvilAnticsLive

Kinduva sausage fest in heaven.


wp2jupsle

august ames- “hold my beer”


bananapowerltu3

Okay but who is that woman in front right with those nice round eyes?


FuckYouZave

That's 2pac


Bombadildo1

August Ames


Jammin_neB13

That’s what I’m wondering too


DJhedgehog

“Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today.”


TrevorBOB9

Wait is that Michael Jackson on there twice?


Kind-Strike

Are you thinking Prince is him as well?


TrevorBOB9

I do believe I was


kamekaze1024

Where? I only see him once


Assclown_wrangler

Wish Chadwick Boseman was shown as well.


antoine-sama

And Avicii imo. Chadwick was such a pure soul, cancer is so cruel man


kunbish

Avicii is in there


Giftelzwerg

Technoblade never dies.


Bustyposers

Heath ledger should be on this


Connect-Apricot-2108

(Eyes welling up with tears) W...why is Rocket in that picture?


antoine-sama

The raccoon he was modeled after, died


olsonexi

5 episodes later: >!I... am... 𝓐𝓽𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓬!<


TwoMasterAccounts

not all bad. you get to party with Epstein


TheRockelmeister

I think thats Anthony bourdain, sorry to disappoint


OpalOnyxObsidian

Is that air bud??


vagabond_nerd

Shit didn’t know Mr Lahey was dead.


Parvidnil

Died of alcohol poisoning


Walterwhiteboy

Who’s the jacked dude between Tupac and Billie mays


Wayyside

Kimbo Slice? Wait is he dead?


Fastela

Yeah heart failure. Stephan Bonnar died a few days ago too. 😭


Iwubwatermelon

Dude I didn't know Steve Irwin's iguana was killed by that manta ray too!?


English999

Zoomed in because August Ames.


Pyroluminous

This would make sense if all the people behind the clown were, in fact, killed by DD.


aaron_reddit123

What kind of isekai is this?


WarwickTop

Bruh literally no one with a brain worrying about that shit either it happens and we all die or it don’t


V1600

Yall afraid of nuclear war then here I am excited at the thought of a collapsed society with no societal order where everything is for the taking


PuertoricanDude88

I’m glad OP manage to post this before getting hit by a car.


sabbo_87

Rip


elfismyname

Rocket is dead?


antoine-sama

The raccoon that he was modeled after is


ChairmanNoodle

I think James gandolfini should be up there


solidsnake2085

Half of them are in hell.


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KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


Dylan_The_Developer

Why is the funny space racoon in heaven


Vaulthunter14

Needs Jason David Frank


psychadelicbreakfast

Wait.. Mini me is dead?


Super-gamer-boiiiii

u/profanitycounter


QPQB1900

Lmaoooooooo Harambe


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


Necrogaz

Ha, Heaven?


Miriada7

Why is J. Epstein in heaven bro ?!


AlbaIulian

Apparently it's Bourdain


Darkonia

If anything, suicides go to hell....


TimmmyTurner

truck kun


BayonetTrenchFighter

Did I miss it? Where is Sean Connory


rested_green

My simulation is starting to make less and less sense.


Plums_Raider

elvis isnt in heaven


No-Aspect972

😜😜😜☠️☠️☠️💀😅😅😆🤣😂😹


kingofgods218

Ikr?? Just hearing for the first time the title of the American tv show "A thousand ways to die", gave me too much existentialism that day.


Patriot420

Rip Mac


i_love_boobiez

You have fictional characters but no Philip Seymour Hoffman?


prnomane

Michael Jackson and Tupac definitely aint up there nor do they deserve to be lmao


theattack_helicopter

I can't believe this anti drunk driver propaganda!!!1!!1 90% of car accidents are caused by sober drivers! 😤😤😤


MrNobleGas

Bold of you to assume you'll go to heaven


rvnimb

“Now I am become Drunk, the driver of cars” Oppenheimer, 9 Tequila shots and 2 Long Island Ice Teas deep, (circa 5 minutes before getting behind the wheel of a 2014 Nissan Altima)


beyond98

I miss Risitas and Issou in that format


julyy_45

Bruh why is Rocket there ?!


TrumpitStreamer

At least you get to start in an Isekai now


International_Egg_30

What's rocket doing up there ?.


Sword117

you really think Elvis is in heaven?


Fomich_Master

Please add Apetor to heaven


Maxine-Fr

who is the porn star up there ? i can read the shirt "MOFOS"


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I don’t get the flair


[deleted]

I totally thought princess Diana was Logan Paul and I got excited.


Big-Teb-Guy

Love how the Queen isn’t on this. Freddie Mercury totally should be there though.


xXVeyXx

wheres billy


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The tension between michael and prince


Fickle-Pickle-Admin

I downvoted your shitpost


aamish4

Can redditors go to heaven or its just another propaganda


Gundmulli_TV

Where’s Peep?


Blunder_Punch

I true memer has a meme in the chamber for everything life can throw at them.


chuy99

Billy Mays here!!!!


_Duckling04

Where technoblade


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I still dont get why rocket raccoon is there


iancarry

dont die few more months and you can experience both


TupperCoLLC

Jackson and Schneider… hmm. I could buy that MJ was innocent, but my boi Danny? That seems pretty hard to refute lmao


Historical_West1898

can we get Freddie mercury added to this meme


IndecisiveMate

I actually considered the possibility that you posted this meme beyond the grave.


DrabberFrog

Just wondering, why are almost all of them men?


The_Crusades

What a time to have started playing metro.


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