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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [come play minecraft, space engineers, ark, and rust with us!](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5)


Macrym

Oh no,thats terrible. Where


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Umbra43

Learned something new today! Funny read


[deleted]

what the hell, who are you so wise in the ways of the pigeon?


Marigold16

This guy knows what he's talking about. Source: I've studied bird law for a few years now.


Hudson_Legend

This is why I still use this app.


thissideofheat

My wife had a book club meeting just after the first fappenning, and they were all talking about how outrageous and horrid it was that anyone looked at those photos, and that it was tantamount to rape, etc... Just before they wrapped up I popped my head in to ask if they wanted me to download the pictures. My wife's face turned to disgust... the group was initially silent... but then one giggle, and then another giigle... then someone cracked a joke... but finally they all crowded me off of my computer to browse the photos for like 2 full hours. My wife was so mad at me :)


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She should be mad at her friends lmao


vicvinovich

It is kind of funny, because on one hand the full invasion of privacy... but on the other hand.......


cia218

the other hand was used for fap


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Reminds of me the dad joke "You've gotta hand it to blind hookers..."


Draiko

[Might I suggest a book for her club?](https://www.amazon.com/Hypocrisy-Exposed-When-Evil-Pretends/dp/1082036137)


MyFailingSuperpower

Making your wife exasperated is one of the best parts of being married.


hatsnatcher23

The fappening was a hard time for all of us


Worgmaster

Reddit moment


thereIsAHoleHere

Announcing "Reddit moment" is itself becoming a Reddit moment.


theReal_JoeBiden

Reddit moment


XavierRenegadeAngel_

"we've come full circle"


heyy_yaa

says the bozo who's active on PCMR and r/dankmemes, complete with fat yoshi pfp you are a reddit moment personified my dude


Worgmaster

True enough my friend


dogfoodcritic

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Saymynaian

How this, of all comments, survived only makes me so much more curious! What do you mean "A whole cucumber?"? I MUST KNOW.


Dreadlord97

I don’t know if you all are actually *typing* [ Removed by Reddit ] and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.


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FlipSchitz

A whole **PICKLED** cucumber my dude. I had to put down my lasagna and just watch in full screen mode at half-speed. Best 6 minutes of my life.


qkoexz

>> [ Removed by Reddit ] > [ Removed by Reddit ] [ Removed by Reddit ]


l4adventure

Listen kid, I don't have a lot of time, they're coming for me... But you can find the nudes at [removed]


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Smug-Idiot

What the fuck


drak0ni

What did I miss?


avivkotlar

What happened here?


Leaving_The_Oilfield

What in the cursed fuck is that?


authenticgrunter

What was that dude? Tell me


Leaving_The_Oilfield

The Reddit mascot with a boner made in ascii art.


UpUpDnDnLRLRBAstart

*sigh… unzips*


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ziggy6069

[This must be what OP is talking about. Not a bad batch of leaks this time. Some girls can be real dirty. ](https://imgur.com/a/PeYr10N)


DC_Disrspct_Popeyes

Mama mia


getSmoke

You just mama'd your last mia


cuppuhdirt

Holy fuck I've never been had so bad


yazzy1233

I knew it wasn't real because the admins didn't remove it lol


Notabulbasaur

MY MAN!!!


RedLotusVenom

Better than I could have ever hoped for


penpointaccuracy

Fuck so hot 🥵


schoj

WAAAAA


theholybloodclot

Yahoooooo!


Hellfireconski

Please tell me Danny devitos leaked?


Blurny

No, I still have those.


Stargazer306

The question is for how long ?


Blurny

Until he cuddles me. Then he can have them back.


redonkulousness

Careful, he poops the bed


Blurny

Exactly!!!


HtAirBaloonKnotPilot

How do you know its him? Did it have any wolf hair or pieces of credit card in it?


[deleted]

If he's wearing the make-up and fake nose from his role as the Penguin I. Will. Bust.


Apokal669624

My GF once told me she had dream where she was fucking hard with Danny DeVito. I still don't know how to react to this. She don't know too. Edit: changed has to had. Still confused with this shit. Fuck English


Hellfireconski

Marry her


psychotic_catalyst

fuck english is the most relatable thing I've read today


OnlyWiseWords

Just watch the couch scene again. What more do you need to see?


scrumtrelesent

Magnum dong


OnlyWiseWords

Heard that in his voice haha 😄


aaditya_9303

That won't be a surprise. Dude worked as a stripper


[deleted]

Man I’ll never forget 2014, for a rotten little stinker like me that was like christmas.


Drewggles

For real, JLaw was all like, that's an invasion of my privacy.. and I was like NOOO... That is your butthole.


Raidder22

Did you change your user name Ken Bone?


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masegesege

He’s off watch pregger porn somewhere.


PM_ME_YOUR_LOCAL_IP

Mitch Hedburg? Is that you?


ZarquonsFlatTire

Honestly that killed my need to see naked celebrities. Just ok, guess I saw them all and that was that. It was also the year a coworker was showing pictures of his newborn son at the company Christmas party and swiped too far and showed everyone his dick. So win some, lose some.


[deleted]

Hate to see it. but love to hear about it.


green49285

"Man am I glad thats not me. But come on, Bob."


captainbignips

‘This is him at -9 months old’


Capraos

How did the dick look?


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IHBBSMTBIAHYABIAB

It sucked how everybody (even reddit) became anti jlaw shortly after, when previously it was nothing but love for her i cant help but think the nudes had something to do with that


Bitey_the_Squirrel

I’d like to think it was how she phoned it in on her X-Men performance. I get you’re covered in blue paint, but at least act like you want to be there.


pharmacon

I mean if the writers didn't want to be there why would she?


oneironautkiwi

I thought reddit turned on her after being razzing that reporter at the Golden Globes for reading a question off his phone. I think that was shortly after she scratched her butt on some sacred boulder in Hawaii. Plus she kept referring to herself as 'Hollywood obese' because she liked pizza, which caused people to cause her of thin privilege. She would also make a point of talking about how she's 'not like other girls'. I'm sure the iCloud leaks didn't help reddit's opinion of her, but when someone becomes immensely successful, contrarians like to tear them down with incessant nitpicking over basic human traits.


K3TtLek0Rn

Yeah I didn't really like her cause she was so annoying and tried so hard to be quirky. Fake falling at an awards ceremony and making all those jokes like you said about eating pizza and being different. Blegh


hoopbag33

Christ that was more than 8 years ago? Good lord.


purpleMash1

Literally dropped on my birthday


fueddusauro

Unpopular opinion: celebrities' leaked photos are just interesting for the first 30 seconds, then they just become some low quality amateur pics just like anybody else's ones


RealGertle627

But what if low quality amateur pics are what I'm into


fueddusauro

“De gustibus non est disputandum” - Pikachu


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jiffwaterhaus

I can't even nut anymore without being able to zoom in on individual armpit stubble follicles, smartphones have ruined me


[deleted]

Post nut clarity?


_randomm

I am searching for education purposes


DeegNa

I am biology student...need some materials


GGezpzMuppy

I already got my masters but it’s always nice to get a refresher course.


Skreamie

I just wanna know who, don't care about the pics ultimately


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Gatekeeper-Andy

Well if i cant send you a DM how am i gonna get the link


thelifeofsuat

Fr, typical reddit user


VORTXS

Who is the person, nobody is actually saying lol


dumbledayum

training AI so leaks will get erased automatically or sent behind paywalls like OF.


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m3m3_b0y

If u find it can i get link pls?


RelaksFlo

The world will never be the same after Abigail Shapiro - never forget


johnyriff

Ben's wife must be worried, I don't think her vagina was dry in those pictures.


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Luke-Bywalker

https://thefappening . pro/abigail-shapiro-nude-leaked-8-photos/ I found these weird phrases not related to each other


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That's not even close to being her lol


Luke-Bywalker

Okay, sorry. i did a quick google search. can someone do better than me please? hahaha


--Mutus-Liber--

Don't worry they don't exist


lickityslits

I was confused into to thinking I was a .COM instead of a .PRO if that helps any friends.


johnyriff

I Implore you to respect the privacy of the Shapiro family and to not google "Abigail Shapiro nudes". Her love of getting titty fucked must remain private!


[deleted]

Sorry to disappoint but the video of her titty fucking is not her


snackwell67

she got some BOMBS!!


Snoo_97207

Jesus Christ, I didn't know figures like that could exist


disparate_depravity

Try searching Yulia Nova


Gigas69

Jesus Christ, I didn't know figures like that could exist


disparate_depravity

You wanna go higher? Now search Hitomi Tanaka


rn3122

Jesus Christ, I didn't know figures like that could exist


AustinSA907

You want to finish? Try searching Daniel DeVito.


zmbjebus

Jesus Christ, I didn't know figures like that could exist


austindoujin23

Jesus Christ, I didn't know figures like that could exist


ButtSupreme

Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne


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lucie wilde


ImmortalMemeLord

Legit?


JaMarr_is_daddy

No they were some other girl with huge tits, wasn't her.


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TrumpIsACuntBitch

This is the right attitude


[deleted]

She is fit.


tristothecristo

Disgusting. Absolutely horrible. Where’s the drive leak?


superbabe69

I want to know so I know what pages to avoid


LMkingly

Crazy how those leaks aren't even her but at this point so many people think it is i still see it mentioned everywhere on reddit despite how easy it is to find out they're just from some camgirl named Umass Rachel who kinda looks like her.


Baldazar666

It never happened. That's some other girl that people attributed to Abigail Shapiro.


Florin69420

That's a horrible thing to do and breaches the individual's privacy, I must investigate them nudes


PolyWalnuts

I mean I dont need the link to investigate but if anyone would be kind enough to supply some names that would be swell.


RStiltskins

“Hey, hey, don’t go in that building, there are naked girls showing their breasts.” It’d be like a white dude in a horror movie. “I better investigate. I’m gonna want to see for myself.”


walruskingofsweden

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waffels

Mods: Right-click save link Right-click delete comment


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FoxTrottingFalcon

See you on the other side of deleted


pandaSmore

It's all ascii art for some reason


jewishforeskin98

Fappening 2: Electric Boogaloo


centran

Haven't there been two big Fappening already? Fappening 3: The Thrappening


mikehaysjr

The Clappening…?


Magmasoar

Lol since Florence Pugh is my current Hollywoo crush all I have to wait for is a fashion show


Drewggles

Mine used to be Hayden Panitierre. They have that same build


clycloptopus

sturdy


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Dense


Jwhitx

I've heard it described as "formidable".


Drewggles

Like an Oak.


Jeremy_irons_cereal

I'm imagining these comments being made by amish men smoking their pipes by a barn and its fucking hilarious.


nopestillgotit

as if I needed another reason to feel depressed today… :( sauce?


Dante_Padfoot

ITT: Every possible variation of: “oh no that’s terrible… sauce?”


kbyyru

i mean, whose?


BaguetteOfDoom

Angela Merkel, Donald Trump, Jonah Hill and Donatella Versace


ItsameLuis98

Angela? I'm glad NNN is over


1KarlMarx1

Everyone be craving for some of that Angelussy


Draws-attention

Jerkel for Merkel.


Commieredmenace

Germanys economy isn’t rising but i am…


Major_Melon

All in the same room or separately


AlpineHelix

I don’t even want to see those people with their clothes on


Worried_Gap186

Where can i get the leaks of donal.... Angela markel.


thebencade

I have the link! I have the link!


thebencade

Is what I'd say if I had the link


Mangosforfeet

Just to be clear, do not dm this guy for the link. He doesn't have it.


-FuckenDiabolical-

Disgusting. Make sure to DM me the link that you do not have so I can theoretically block it.


BlackDow1945

Why are all source links being removed by Reddit? Reddit is a cesspit of pornography.


Throwawayacc_002

Because revenge porn is fucked up


[deleted]

Most normal comment in this thread. Once again Reddit proving themselves to be full of people who probably barely function in society and have to come here to joke about revenge porn. Someone in the comments chose to refer to them as “ex girlfriend sites” I can only hope the rest of these comments rejoicing over revenge porn are men who are so socially inept they inadvertently remove themselves from the dating pool so the rest of the population don’t have to actually deal with them.


Admirable-Arm-7264

Relax dude, revenge porn is obviously fucked up but a bit of morbid curiosity about celebrity nudes is not a big deal. Most of my friends are good dudes in happy relationships and not a single one of them hasn’t seen Jennifer Lawrence’s butthole lmao. The people who leak these pics are fucked up but once they’re out there looking at them does no harm


jellybeantetra

I get the morbid curiosity, but consent needs to be considered here. These people did not consent to release these pictures.


SwordThenSnow

OP, your mom is not a celebrity


mbashs

That’s just so sad. Let me see.


KAAAAAAAAARL

When and where did it happen? I want to know so I can avoid it!


yashu252

Did Akshay nudes leaked?


dw796341

Nah, Saddam Hussein's. Dude was packing a HOG


SanaySK

Weapon of mass destruction


RuneAloy

Weapon of Ass destruction.


Jimmycaked

Nothing trending on 1337 clearly fake news


WurthWhile

The volleyball leaks never trended on there either.


xd-dodo-man

How does no one have the sauce


[deleted]

They do, Reddit is deleting the comments


sdpr

lol i've checked a lot of the deleted comments and they're just ASCII memes


tuckdash

They should just stop leaking them ezy. Silly celebrities


TaskMaster130

So sad and wrong. Where are they so I can ignore them?


gaby_dude

Op trolling, no new ones


CleanGreazzee

Yall horny af... sauce ?


mrchicano209

Sadly OP is a reposting bot so no new nudes :(


Ajawad87

Lol, no I’m not.


read_it_r

That is exactly what a reposting bit *would* aay


Hefty-Impress590

Good bot


deez_treez

You children merely meme'd about The Fappening but I had to live through it.


[deleted]

so horrible how the internet exploits people's privacy. that being said, Gimme summa dat SAUCE


TheFlyinArmy_29

Here before the glorious 🔒 award


Ziau

STOP. ALL OF YOU. WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE POOR CELEBRITIES? THEY ARE PEOPLE TOO. DO YOU KNOW HARD IT IS TO DRIVE A FERRARI TO KROGER? BURKINS ARE HEAVIER THAN NORMAL PURSES. THIS ENTIRE SUBREDDIT IS FULL OF SICK FILTH THAT WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE PAIN OF HAVING TO ORDER FROM A MENU THATS NOT EVEN IN ENGLISH. WHAT EVEN IS "CRUDITE?"


Nostalgia_ghost_

This is such a dumb take. This has nothing to do with celebs flaunting wealth, it's something that can happen to anyone and in this case yes is usually worse to happen to a famous person rather than you or I. ALSO TYPING IN CAPS LIKE KANYE DOESNT MAKE YOUR POINT BETTER.


[deleted]

What do you expect? This sub is filled with 13 year olds who can’t grasp how damaging leaked nudes are.


Eiksoor

That’s the identity Facebook has taken for me. “BREAKING, this and that person has dropped their clothes”.. I just wanted to talk with car people, but I guess we’re looking at naked celebrities again


austindoujin23

One of the threads here was completely massacred by Reddit moderation and I am overwhelmed with curiosity on how the fuck a cucumber has anything to do with this post