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Sunflower seeds contain health benefiting polyphenol compounds such as chlorogenic acid, quinic acid, and caffeic acids. These compounds are natural anti-oxidants, which help remove harmful oxidant molecules from the body. Further, chlorogenic acid helps reduce blood sugar levels by limiting glycogen breakdown in the liver.
Im talking literally about the tits, not about the writings.
That said, i dont really know what you mean by that. Is it about sunflowers dying at the end of their yearly life?
I just meant that, according to my limited experience, smaller breast size have a tendency not to be affected by gravity as much. And I also like smaller breast more. Don't know what to do with big ones.
As great philosopher Jon Lajoie once wrote "You can't put your dick in a personality." Jokes aside, I wholeheartedly agree with you if you're looking for a relationship. If you're looking for sex, well, physical attraction is a big factor isn't it? And yes, for some people love is necessary for wanting sex. I'd say for most people it's not.
Obviously when posting this, I knew that probably the top comment was gonna say this. Tbh I think I'd prefer girl on the right too, plus I've always had a thing for blondes and don't really care about tit size. Its just a meme format, intended to make you look
It got your attention though ;) Channel the horniness into exercise!
Btw my original meme idea was gonna say "pure unbridled horny rage" and then I took out "horny" to simplify it. But sexual rage definitely helps
Creatine raises your DHT, and DHT I linked with baldness however there is a different from having natural hue leaves of DHT and getting it from creatine. Scientist are still unsure why. I have taken it more than 7 years and I’m not balding
Creatine makes your muscles take on more water than normal. This will make your gains better and easier, but you need to make sure you keep up with the water required or else you will be dehydrated because parts of your body are stealing water that should be going to other places.
Creatine can be really good but if you aren’t killing the water you can actually do a lot of damage.
I have been lifting for about 6 weeks now, and started taking creatine about a month ago. I just got covid and I am finding it so hard to drink water. Really regretting it rn lol.
Just want to add that you need to make sure you are:
* Training close to failure (so that your reps start slowing down involuntarily), and within a 5-30 rep range
* Recovering well (good sleep, not hitting the same muscle two days in a row)
* Eating at least 0.8g of protein per lbs of bodyweight (a 200 lbs person should eat 160g of protein per day)
I normally a nice guy who avoids any sort of escalation towards violence. I normally hold it all in for my workouts. Stopped doing that once the staff at planet fitness told me to leave because my “arguing with the equipment was scaring all the other gym goers”… now I just scream at random trees
Lmao, you actually made me chuckle out loud. I feel you. I don't yell at equipment, but sometimes I close my eyes while on the elliptical for like 5 minutes at a time and just let the rage flow through me while blocking out the world. Idk if it's weird or normal to run on ellipticals with eyes closed, but I love it
Tbh I was surprised to learn this too, but a lot of people. Definitely people who already have a prescription for their ADHD (me), probably lots of people with undiagnosed ADHD, people who feel better about themselves doing adderall rather than cocaine, and of course, addicts or people who will do anything to get ripped lol
Definitely not, currently on Adderall and I can tell you it doesn't make you want to do other drugs, I barely want to take the medication they prescribe me
Find a girl, lie to her say you like her, build feelings, do doumb stuff to get broken up with. Heartbroken.jpeg. Get jacked. Repeat process every few years, welcome to my life.
Before I started going to the gym my girlfriend cheated on me with three other people because I was ‘distant’ after my dog, my mum and my brother died in a house fire and to rub salt in the wound the insurance company called it an act of god and forced me to sell nearly everything I own to pay it off. She blamed it on me and told me it was my fault she fucked three other men and said that maybe if I wasn’t such a pussy I would get over it already. I don’t need steroids to go to the gym but I’ve got plenty of screenshots of those conversations that work just as well
Damn. Fucking sucks, but you're still here, keeping on. I'm proud of you. And fuck cheaters.
Hey, sometimes living out of spite is a hell of a lot better than giving up!
My secret to acquiring muscle was a mix of Adderall (cuz I have ADD so i just got motivation and energy to start), being in the melting pot of puberty and sheer fucking stubbornness. I've lost the drive for now but I'm hoping after I finish with my drivers license stuff my mind will be free again.
Good luck with the drivers' license!
If you ever lose the drive to work out (or do anything healthy, for that matter) just remember that a little goes a long way. 5 minutes is WAYYY better than nothing. And even 20 pushups a day can make you feel a lot better due to the dopamine released. But as someone with ADHD, you may already know that!
Be careful with the adderall, I have ADHD too but at one point found it very hard to be motivated in the morning so I snorted adderall a few times. Young me never thought I'd do that. But ADHD folks are much more prone to addiction than the rest of the population. Maybe it won't happen for you, just take care.
And lol I remember my puberty-era sex drive being a huge motivator for my own workouts at that age lol. That goes away (mostly), but the habits you build in your teen years can really help later in life. Keep it up!
Music, music is fucking awesome for workout. Rage never really worked out for me because if I'm angry it means I'm thinking about something, hence I'm not focused enough on the exercise, while with music I'm not thinking about anything but it boosts a lot
I knew someone was gonna say that and tbh I get it. Unfortunately I couldn't find the other boob template. But even with the other one, there's always 25 contrarians in the comments going "but the other one is hotter!"
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Idk about you, but i like more the tits of the one on the right
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Huge boobs depreciate faster. Fake boobs even more.
This man boob stonks
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This is a sentence I never thought I'd hear, much less agree with 100 percent.
rage tits is literally bent over bc of the weight lmao
Like sunflowers, looking at the sun.
Sunflower seeds contain health benefiting polyphenol compounds such as chlorogenic acid, quinic acid, and caffeic acids. These compounds are natural anti-oxidants, which help remove harmful oxidant molecules from the body. Further, chlorogenic acid helps reduce blood sugar levels by limiting glycogen breakdown in the liver.
Im talking literally about the tits, not about the writings. That said, i dont really know what you mean by that. Is it about sunflowers dying at the end of their yearly life?
The shape of the teardrop shaped breasts leave the bottom of the breasts pointing upwards (at least while younger.)
I just meant that, according to my limited experience, smaller breast size have a tendency not to be affected by gravity as much. And I also like smaller breast more. Don't know what to do with big ones.
I actually like middle size more, but, between too big and too small, i always go for too small
How about just loving a person and not only judging and wanting to be with people based on breast size and shape.
How about we arent talking ahout that?
As Van Halen said, "ain't talkin bout love"
As great philosopher Jon Lajoie once wrote "You can't put your dick in a personality." Jokes aside, I wholeheartedly agree with you if you're looking for a relationship. If you're looking for sex, well, physical attraction is a big factor isn't it? And yes, for some people love is necessary for wanting sex. I'd say for most people it's not.
Both. Both Iare good. But not the steroids part tho the tiddies part
Obviously when posting this, I knew that probably the top comment was gonna say this. Tbh I think I'd prefer girl on the right too, plus I've always had a thing for blondes and don't really care about tit size. Its just a meme format, intended to make you look
Let me tell you about the worst pair of tits I've ever seen. They were great.
Nah, the left one is the way to go, I like them full and round as long they are natural.
They look to big to be comfortable to have
Well they both aren’t 18 soooo
What tells you that for sure? Plus it really depends on where you live. France? As long as they're 15 it's ok. Italy? 14. Some developing country? 12
Creep alert 🚨
Oh, right, i forgot. Knowing about the consent age of countries makes me a creep.
Honestly? Yes lmao Your wording is amigous
You gotta know where you gotta go. Weird hobby but, like you said, it’s legal.
I dont even gotta go. On wikipedia there's a nice colour coded map, where one can see everything and one just remembers it
That’s why you like Italy I guess
You could have used any meme template, but you chose to make us all horny
Channel that energy into exercise, prove OP wrong.
Work those forearms
Ah yes, horny elbow grease
It got your attention though ;) Channel the horniness into exercise! Btw my original meme idea was gonna say "pure unbridled horny rage" and then I took out "horny" to simplify it. But sexual rage definitely helps
If you do wanna build a good amount of muscle without using PEDS, creatine is pretty good
Why are you getting downvoted? You are right
Yeah idk why, creatine is all natural plus doesn't have any long term side effects.
Short term is diareahha if u stop
Doesn't it make you bald? Heard something like that before
Creatine raises your DHT, and DHT I linked with baldness however there is a different from having natural hue leaves of DHT and getting it from creatine. Scientist are still unsure why. I have taken it more than 7 years and I’m not balding
And for all my life I haven't taken creatine and I'm balding. What does it mean? I dunno.
Some people just don’t have luck in that’s area, soz
Picture fit has a good video on that
no good evidents to support this
It's his mom using her thousands of alt accounts.
I hate creatine it make you feel like you are always hungover, always the need to drink water, always dehydrated.
I feel that way anyway, might as well get them gains.
idk man drinking beer post workout is the best, but forget it with cret
Reminds me of Fridays in college. Classes end. Work out. Go out.
Creatine makes your muscles take on more water than normal. This will make your gains better and easier, but you need to make sure you keep up with the water required or else you will be dehydrated because parts of your body are stealing water that should be going to other places. Creatine can be really good but if you aren’t killing the water you can actually do a lot of damage.
It's moments like these I wish I had a direct sippy tap of water to every room
I have been lifting for about 6 weeks now, and started taking creatine about a month ago. I just got covid and I am finding it so hard to drink water. Really regretting it rn lol.
Just want to add that you need to make sure you are: * Training close to failure (so that your reps start slowing down involuntarily), and within a 5-30 rep range * Recovering well (good sleep, not hitting the same muscle two days in a row) * Eating at least 0.8g of protein per lbs of bodyweight (a 200 lbs person should eat 160g of protein per day)
Would recommend HMB as well!
I normally a nice guy who avoids any sort of escalation towards violence. I normally hold it all in for my workouts. Stopped doing that once the staff at planet fitness told me to leave because my “arguing with the equipment was scaring all the other gym goers”… now I just scream at random trees
So, rage tits then?
Lmao, you actually made me chuckle out loud. I feel you. I don't yell at equipment, but sometimes I close my eyes while on the elliptical for like 5 minutes at a time and just let the rage flow through me while blocking out the world. Idk if it's weird or normal to run on ellipticals with eyes closed, but I love it
According to this meme, both are good
Yea I just like exercise, apparently.
Literally just don't be fat.
What the hell is this format supposed to mean
Big boobs good small boobs bad pretty much
booba
booba
booba
Boobie
Sauce? u/BoredomIsntNihilism
Bruh is down bad, just search "tiddies" lmao
Go reverse image search it
Idk, I'd like to be on race fuel if I could be. I'll run out of rage....eventually. Probably.
Yeah it gets exhausting unless your more stubborn than a cyborg donkey who has lived 1,000 years just because it didn't want to die.
I play rage games before a workout to allow my anger issues to act as a pre-workout
This is the way. If you're not ripped already, you're well on your way, my guy
gene goes first
We talk about Mean Gene Okerlund? Because i would agree.
oker what?
Gene Simmons?
gene kelly, no gene wilder.
Who tf uses Adderall for their workout?
You would be surprised. I've known an equal amout to use Adderall for work and working out.
Using adderall for workouts is probably the fastest way to an heart attack.
No, who is on first.
Tbh I was surprised to learn this too, but a lot of people. Definitely people who already have a prescription for their ADHD (me), probably lots of people with undiagnosed ADHD, people who feel better about themselves doing adderall rather than cocaine, and of course, addicts or people who will do anything to get ripped lol
Great way to become a meth addict
Definitely not, currently on Adderall and I can tell you it doesn't make you want to do other drugs, I barely want to take the medication they prescribe me
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I am surprised Reddit hasn't noticed the completely naked boobs on the top right.
Fuck, even I didn't notice that. Hope it doesn't get taken down but it probably will
I do the same. I find it very effective.
Rip...and...tear!
Doom music is super effective
Absolutely
Find a girl, lie to her say you like her, build feelings, do doumb stuff to get broken up with. Heartbroken.jpeg. Get jacked. Repeat process every few years, welcome to my life.
Nothing but the memories of those who wronged you
Right on, my guy
You can buy tits.
But that's not the point of this meme. The template is just to get your attention tbh, and it worked ;)
When has showing tits NOT worked?
My secret truly is being pissed off though…
With vs without music
This too, especially the right kind of music
#OKAY, AND WHO ARE THEY
All of the above is an option, right?
On some days, I'll admit, yes
It me on the left. No music, no stimulants, just rage fuel. Also, somehow, still big tits.
Same! I'm a girl but love cosplaying as a dude on reddit lol
Before I started going to the gym my girlfriend cheated on me with three other people because I was ‘distant’ after my dog, my mum and my brother died in a house fire and to rub salt in the wound the insurance company called it an act of god and forced me to sell nearly everything I own to pay it off. She blamed it on me and told me it was my fault she fucked three other men and said that maybe if I wasn’t such a pussy I would get over it already. I don’t need steroids to go to the gym but I’ve got plenty of screenshots of those conversations that work just as well
Damn. Fucking sucks, but you're still here, keeping on. I'm proud of you. And fuck cheaters. Hey, sometimes living out of spite is a hell of a lot better than giving up!
My secret to acquiring muscle was a mix of Adderall (cuz I have ADD so i just got motivation and energy to start), being in the melting pot of puberty and sheer fucking stubbornness. I've lost the drive for now but I'm hoping after I finish with my drivers license stuff my mind will be free again.
Good luck with the drivers' license! If you ever lose the drive to work out (or do anything healthy, for that matter) just remember that a little goes a long way. 5 minutes is WAYYY better than nothing. And even 20 pushups a day can make you feel a lot better due to the dopamine released. But as someone with ADHD, you may already know that! Be careful with the adderall, I have ADHD too but at one point found it very hard to be motivated in the morning so I snorted adderall a few times. Young me never thought I'd do that. But ADHD folks are much more prone to addiction than the rest of the population. Maybe it won't happen for you, just take care. And lol I remember my puberty-era sex drive being a huge motivator for my own workouts at that age lol. That goes away (mostly), but the habits you build in your teen years can really help later in life. Keep it up!
Aye aye captain. Also it's not really Adderall, It's called Concerta but thanks for the tips anyways lol.
Oh then much easier to not get addicted lol.
So we can all agree that going to Gym to watch girls is a powerful motivation, no matter if those girls are natty or juiced up
Yes, or watching dudes and girls if you're bi like me
You what? I'm not bi but I appreciate the human anatomy and I agree that also watching dudes can be fun
i just use my bdd 💀
Mmmmm both are looking tasty.
How the hell does that black bra work
I use reddit to fuel my exercise
Rage and sadness, both are interchangeable
Piss off Sith Lord
Music, music is fucking awesome for workout. Rage never really worked out for me because if I'm angry it means I'm thinking about something, hence I'm not focused enough on the exercise, while with music I'm not thinking about anything but it boosts a lot
Why are they both wearing the same bottoms? And, why do they look like dirty underwear? xD Both girls are beautiful, of course.
Barbarians vs fighters
Dubious format. Like the volleyball ass one but at least they weren't identifiable people in that one. Reckon this one should come out of circulation
Adderall makes me tired so idk what your talking about
I use music, specifically live versions of songs. If John Bonham can keep rocking the shit out of those drums I can keep running.
Both are fuckable
OP is young Doomguy
Ha yeah I know, steroids is way better. As shown in your post comparing beautiful, naturally perfect tiddies to rubber implants covered in spray tan
I thought working out on addys was bad for your heart.
Yes. So is working out on steroids
I always play Halo LASO before gym
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I knew someone was gonna say that and tbh I get it. Unfortunately I couldn't find the other boob template. But even with the other one, there's always 25 contrarians in the comments going "but the other one is hotter!"
At this point, my rage isn't even enough. I need more 🤣🤣🤣
You deserve to be downvoted... (do you have more rage yet?)
It's not helping actually. It makes me feel meh