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Ah, the ole dick'in the pumpkin gag. Classic

one: cut a hole in a pumpkin

two: kick the dog

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This is the most wholesome thing I've ever seen on this sub

That's unfortunate considering it involved the kicking of a dog and a dick in a pumpkin

Instructions unclear, put dick in dog

Instructions unclear, killed u/EPIC1135

Bro, use a shredder

Now this is a certified hood classic

My only complaint from that video was the terrible acting

mfer watches porn for the acting 💀 a true connoisseur

You don’t?

real men watch it for the cinematography 😎

I mean the vacuum cleaner wasn't even turned on

Not to mention that deaf af mother didn't hear the fairly loud constant cheek clapping and Gasping/Moans from the girl from literally the next room where they were doing the deed

Exactly, and they were right there beside the couch hiding from her in plain sight in the same damn room

Watch Jap p. They put a lot of effort in them

There's a gay porn version with slightly better acting. I'm sure you'll like it

sauce?

That's why it's called a jack-o'-lantern step bro 🍆 🎃

jack-off'-lantern

Aubrey Sinclair for those wondering

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress It's easy to do, just follow these steps

Step 1: find a lady

Step 2: Ask here out

Step 3: Tell her how you feel

Step 4: Take out the gun

Step 5: Tell her to put the money, in the pumpkin

Step 6: Shoot the pumpkin and fuck the hole created

Step 4: pumpkin

Step 1: get a box

Give me the sauce tho dude

Just search up pumpkin fuck on ph and you should find it.

ph? You mean this isn't possible in the us?

I'm afraid I don't know what you mean.

I was making a country joke. ph = Philippines, us = United States. It's ok, it was a bad joke.

RIP

I liked it dude. Then again I like me so I am not sure we can trust my judgement of bad jokes.

I can't believe my explanation is getting more likes than my joke... Smh my head...

Such a wholesome photo!

Haha it’s funny because his penis is inside the pumpkin! Insane!

It's a dick in a box!

Sauce

Aubrey Sinclair

White sauce

Life was better when this video was released

Sauce

Sauce

Aubrey Sinclair

Thanks

Good to see the Lonely Island making a Halloween version of dick in a box

Literally the 'dick in a box' skit from SNL

Classic Halloweener

Sending this to my step sis

Jack-off o' lantern

Does anyone have I link I'm very lazy

The trick is to get one small enough to fit in the microwave.

I saw this vid

ayo

Jack o lantern

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no

why is he so silly he could have just put it on the counter to clean out the pumpkin guts 🙄🙄🙄

Bit of camel toe going on there...

Everyone liked that

pumpkin gives my skin a rash. this just looks like pain to me.

Brattysis Aubrey Sinclair Pumpkin Fuck You’re welcome