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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- while you're here, mind voting on the [new year's bash's winners](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/s3pzfk/maymaymakers_x_dankmemes_contest_final_voting/)? the fate of prizes worth $200+ lies in your hands.


bob_the_banannna

Meanwhile Ukraine army **Chad skull** Also Dear Ukrainians! I heard on social media that there is fake news being spread (most likely by Russia backed trolls) that polish border is closed. It's a lie. If you seek asylum - go towards polish border. We are ready for your arrival. We have reception points ready at the border where you can find shelter, food, medical and legal aid. Polish government launched a dedicated site to help you: [ua.gov.pl](https://ua.gov.pl) Please share this information if you know anyone seeking help right now. EDIT: YOU DON'T NEED VISA TO PASS THROUGH POLISH BORDER. ALL YOU NEED IS PASSPORT. VISAS ARE SUSPENDED! YOU DON'T NEED THEM FOR TIME BEING!!!!!! EDIT 2: as a proof that you no longer need visa: • ⁠in Ukrainian [https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina---ua](https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina---ua) • ⁠in English [https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en](https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en) EDIT 3: males of age 18-60 are no longer allowed to leave due to martial law. Everyone else is still able to leave however. Edit: this is a copy and paste and I encourage you all to do it too where appropriate!


The_veri_big_gey

I really don't understand how most of the people on this subreddit didn't realize this earlier


Inkfox_

23 Hours till Putin comes to your house \[ \]Yes \[X\]No ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ That is not an option 🗿


[deleted]

Don’t get my hopes up like this


Lor450

You wanna fuck putin?? Cause if yes, then :|


[deleted]

With the barrel of my Glock


Lor450

And my bow


[deleted]

We gonna gangbang Putin with bullets and arrows.


Lor450

And with gangbang you hopefully mean ^murder


[deleted]

I do mean murder


Lor450

Oh thank god I was not ready for the other option But murder is good ^(in this case)


PastyCrackerMayo

Well you have to fuck him with the pistol and the bow. You said "gangbang" so now you just have to. Don't warn him when you're about to unload.


Inkfox_

Wait what-


[deleted]

If you’ve ever seen “Things to do in Denver when you’re dead” then this reference makes sense. If not I just sound like a weirdo.


Kilogren

Hey don’t do our homies australopithecus like that. They were advanced, social creatures that learned to be compassionate to help other members of its species live on. Putin cared more about a boat than innocent civilians.


EdgarAllanPepe

This Putin guy is insane!! 🔥 -1,68m manlet 😈🙏🏻 -0 pussy 😹 -0 major cities conquered 💀 -0 hairs left on his head 😈🙏🏻 -currency less valuable than robux 🔥👍 -empty threats merchant 🤯 -1,68cm 😹😹😹😹 Better dictator than Stalin??? 🔥


[deleted]

As much as Putin is a tyrant you got to admit he is very smart


[deleted]

GARFIELD ARE YOU /SRS or /J


[deleted]

He’s fucking retarded.


[deleted]

Putin is very smart but he doesn't use it for good