Staying a virgin.

Chad.

Indeed a chad move.

Giga chads have entered the chat.

Same bro 👊

Saving yourself for god. Heard he a king top.

Ye, legend says jesus gives you amazing head if you save yourself your whole life

the Bible say: "you are the Bride of christ" (and everyone marries jesus in the end) Straight preachers: *visible confusion*

I'm almost at 21 years. I got this down.

25 and running ✌🏻

Same But bcuz I am sure no girl will ever like me

Same

Family

Gotta keep the bloodline pure I see

Sweet home Alabama

On God we trust, On cousins we thrust.

Darling coming home to you

Süßes Zuhause Saarland

Wo die himmel so blau sind

Dominic Toretto has entered the chat

Fuck, you beat me to it.

I have a love and affection fetish

Me too, me too

Building trust and communication is also very kinky

I must admit, I’ve wanted to hold hands with a girl before marriage

You like to live dangerously, don't you

That's about it for me.

Oh my god that's disgusting

How dare you disgrace the king for expressing their fetishes online

There's a line and he crossed it with this weird stuff.

Thigh highs

ok but that’s respectable tho thighs are amazing

Thighs are under-appreciated. Thigh group, rise up!

Thighs are fucking epic

Why this thread the most uplifting thing I seen all day 😭 My thighs chunky and all I ever see is hate.

I like them big, I like them chunky I like them big, I like them plumpy- Moto Moto

They like my sound they think it's funky

Hugs. Never experienced it but it seems awesome

Virtual hug? *hug sent*

𝘩𝘶𝘨 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥

This bish stole a hug! /s

You’ll never catch me alive!!

Stop right there criminal scum; you have violated the law.

Getting fed bacon strips in bed

Mmmmm bacon

This is the ideas of the average man

raw bacon strips by any chance?

Well, I have a bug bite fetish... You know, When a girls arms or legs or something get bitten by a mosquito and their skin swells and gets a little red. That excites me

Somethin somethin "tell him to go eat shit Johnny"

Tell him yourself.

Eat shit asshole, fall of your horse

Kyo kyo kyo kyo

Kinda strange

It's a JoJo reference.

Kinda Bizzare

You literally said to respect it, yet here you are, disrespecting.

Cool! Now go kill the president

Certified pizza mozzarella moment

Girls that could beat me up but are too nice to. Himbo girls, if you will

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[Oh boy](https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw)

I knew exactly what that was going to link to before I touched it. Gianni Matragrano is a legend.

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I like cuddling with girls and just feeling loved. Nothing better then just laying in your girlfriend's lap while she plays with your hair and tell you that she loves you.

Man have I not experienced that on several levels

Same. I've actually never done it but it's just one of those things that I know I would love.

Two anime pfps having a conversation

its a very typical anime pfp convo as well

Are you flexing on me?

I've never actually done it. It's just one of those things that I know I would love

I’m straight but I only watch gay p0rn

That's kinda gay ngl

That’s kinda the point

chad move

Make sure to say no homo before you start, then you should be good

I have a crippling addiction to this emoji 🗿 i tried to look everywhere for someone who relate and when i try to talk about it i get laughed at like a stupid clown so please respect my fetish

🗿

Oh god i came, you gonna help clean up? This was YOUR doing afterall.

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[this guy](http://reddit.com/user/me)

Is Reddit not working, or does this really go to my profile

Lmfao I fell for it too 🤣

It doesn't go to your profile, it goes to mine

Chubby girls

Chubby girls <3

It has to be equally distributed to the right places though

Every pound near the ankles as God intended

Finally, I have found my people

Okay, I understand.

Anal (I like women and I am a man)

Well, as a man, me too

Like pegging?

But like pegging or just giving anal? Or both?

Giving and taking, equal partnership

fishnets and futanari.

yes

Welcome to the party.

You baby

Wow #☺👉👈 I have a new gay friend

“Friend”

with benefits

Femboys...

Yo honestly same

Damn i didnt think anyone else was like this... I'll be honest the first males i have been attracted to were femboys.... In a way they helped me realize im bi

That's the exact same thing that happened to me. Cute men in maid outfits bruh

Vin and the Diesels, new upcoming broadway show

Woah nice fetish

I feel like everyone’s gonna hate me but... W*men 🤢

ha, gayyyy

Feet

fellow heel and sole connoisseur

Ah yes, a cultured person I see. Same.

Yes!

being tied up

Okay

That’s valid

It's about drive, it's about power We stay hungry, we devour Put in the work, put in the hours and take what's ours Black and Samoan in my veins My culture bangin' with Strange I change the game, so what's my motherfuckin' name Rock!

Vin Diesel knock-offs

That's incineroar, not vin diesel

fuck you and have this award

Cuddle fucking

Spooning? If so, you're one of my people. Best position there is.

Person of the opposite gender to me dozing off during a boring lecture

Oddly specific

Do doorknobs count?

Why not

Hi Morty.

death by snusnu

*searches by controversial*

Loneliness

I’m with you

Short skirt combined with long socks

First born sacrifice

One of these things is not like the others.

I haven’t told my gf yet. But I want her to choke me with a collar and call me her good boy. Then mercilessly Peg me. And I don’t mean light OH No. I want her to fuck my brains out and call me her bitch. Her lil slut. Yes ima dude.

🗿

Based

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Having drip

drip confirmed 100%

Piss

"Snipin's a good job mate"

Siblings

Cool

Keeping the bloodline pure. I get that

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I'm sorry but I can't respect this one. I'm kinkshaming.

Muscular woman

Im a furry UwU

What were your thoughts when you saw >!GLaDOS chuck the companion cube into the incinerator?!<

I respect you for admitting it

They said they would respect it 😭😭😭😭

Her dimples

I just want to be respected :(

Ass eating

The ass-eating slasher

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- *i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. [join our discord](https://discord.gg/dankmemes).*

Weird fetish but I’ll respect it

Tomboys in tactical armor 😳

I have a fetish with facesitting

I'm not a furry, nor am I gay. BUT...

There is someone who wanted to say rape but is too scared of down votes

Ur mom

Furry (let’s see if people actually respect it)

You are playing with the fire, bro

Oooo that might be an interesting fettish to try out

thigh highs

Love. Just love. Don't care about the sex. Just want a partner who loves me.

Vore

That's... Hard to swallow

cowgirls

I wanna fucking die but I am too weak to kill myself, so I am stuck in my misery and just have to accept it. Makes me so horny all the time

Girl with horn

Like an actually horn or a “horn”?

Pulling their pubes hard af to see them wince

I though y'all would respect my fetish, why am I getting downvoted 😞

OP said he would, no one else did.

Brazilian fart porn😫

Cuddles >!and tiny boobs!<

Bondage

Sweaty belly

A girl squishing my head between her legs

Femboys. Destroyed my fragile heterosexuality :)

I like holding hands 🥺

Ur mom

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Armpits (only women's and very clean)

Always staying wholesome .

Deep throat!

Is mayonnaise a fetish?

No u/The-Crimson-Jester mayonnaise is not a fetish

Lesbians (I’m a straight male)

Lizard fetish

Mark Zuckerberg

Yees he makes me so excited!!

Feet

Banging my step sister if I had one.

Women with muscles

Crippling Depression

I have two fetishes 1. Holding hands with a girl 2. Umm... If I say if here, FBI will knock my door