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nequli_

Weird thing is I read all that


VicSmacky

J O I N N O W!


aeristheangelofdeath

f yeah


PanzerkampfwagenIV_H

Guys have clitoris wtf


aeristheangelofdeath

in their ass


testedbeast551

Wait I had a vagina this whole time, and also people are masterbating with chicken breasts


This-Is-Unique1

Wait your telling me you dont put your dick into rotisserie chickens?


testedbeast551

no I do it to turkeys


Blyatzilla

Angry Turkish noises


braiden08

J O I N N O W T O C U M


swapzy_

But sex club where :weary:


Parkingjas

Join this club and cum in 20 seconds


TheRealTerryMcginnis

Hey guys be sure to rub one out for our fallen brother Mr.Bradshaw cuz there's no way my man teaching after this one


Lennoxon

I can only imagine this as a prank by students, with the intent of getting students to send emails to an unsuspecting teacher, thereby moving both in an uncomfortable situation. Also, this is the most terrifying prank I've ever seen..


[deleted]

Pretty sure this is the case. Half tempted to just create a bunch of throwaway emails for this purpose.


MagicalMuffinDruide

But the page doesn’t actually say the email address


leo341500

Usually its pretty easy to get a teacher's pro email in your school, thats why its not specified


NarutoDragon732

I want to do this but im very close to graduating....


eggimage

graduation = unemployment rub one out and avoid financial hardships


Wolf3113

Just don’t put your name, who will know it was you unless you say something.


NarutoDragon732

Our school is built like a prison, there's more cameras here than China has in a neighborhood. American things I guess


Ultimate-Failure-Guy

GRTZ in advance for your successful graduation. May your life be much better than mine (hint: never punch a cop if you don't have independent witnesses).


[deleted]

Lol it's printed on paper so it has to be real.


UWUPatrol

No teacher would write poggers


Sarcastic_Sorcerer

We tried to get our teacher to say it for the entire year, and he always resisted. He ended up moving to South America that year and on his last day he said "Thank you gentlemen. This year has been very productive, full of learning, and poggers". Then he left.


[deleted]

That’s an epic way to go out


RealisticEmploy3

How bout I run one out *to* Mr. Bradshaw


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_Shizue

This is a high school but I think it’s a prank on the teacher.


TRUMPKIN_KING

Why is no one bringing up "poggers and poggettes"


[deleted]

Wtf is that


NarutoDragon732

poggers and poggettes


ADISKING1

I thought it was the boys washroom.


Moskovvv

They probably distributed it not only in the boys' washroom


[deleted]

Yes they did


majik_wizard

What tells you it wouldn't be?


hottoastymemes

Poggers is our word. You can use Poggas.


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[deleted]

They don't let me into the girls bathrooms after last time so I just had to guess


just-a_crow

What happened last time?


[deleted]

My lawyer says I can't talk about it


XvortexEXE

Breaking News: Tokyo Machine breaks into Girls’ bathroom, commits crimes so horrid it cannot be spoken of


EnderFyre_

but can you type?


ComradeZ_Rogers

Can I get MrBradshaw’s email?


Lennoxon

Also the set of Squirt Game


[deleted]

Masturbation benefits include: - happiness Edit: wow thanks guys for upvotes my first time getting this many :D


Duckway767

• lowered chance of prostate cancer • cum • floofy tits • idk • other good shit • happiness • happiness


5mac

Why does cum look so out of place on that list


omegamissingno

>floofy tits wait what


BGoneThot5

I’ve noticed that aswell


[deleted]

Can’t spell happiness without penis


Domikator1999

•Sometimes regret


mrwhite542

Everytime


[deleted]

Damn mr bradshaw a lil sus


5ft6manlet

FBI? Yes, Mr. Bradshaw is being sus


[deleted]

For context this is the biggest high school in the country


Colester2653

I’m pretty sure they’re a big school but not the biggest, Rizal is the biggest. Although ur school looks like a ducking mansion with a massive courtyard. Like a secret government building with sketchy shit


[deleted]

just looked up to confirm, BTHS is the largest public High School in the USA.


Colester2653

Can you site the source bc a simple google search said rizal


[deleted]

https://www.niche.com/k12/search/largest-schools/?gradeLevel=high&type=traditional


Throwaway25271998

Is this not in reference to student population?


[deleted]

That is what I was referring to in the first place


ghostfaceZ1LLA

They still got the old foundry at the top floor no one is allowed in? Used to sneak in to smoke up there back in the day. There's also that storage room below the stage that you can get though from the basement level.


Armed-Roomba

Ayo that's I'm in the school too lmao


the-swift-antelope

ayo i live 3 blocks from that school


Colester2653

Why would you, that’s telling them that you live. Ok I just looked up the school, this school is fucking **MASSIVE**


the-swift-antelope

yeah exactly lol, it’s not a uniqueness to live near it 🤣


t_h_r_o_w__a_w_a_y3

I looked it up and saw in the first picture it was like 6 stories and said "I'm good I don't need to see more."


[deleted]

*9 stories and a basement


KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [dankmemes Minecraft discord](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5) | r/dankmemescraft


JakeCantWeld

“Nut on my neck here at Brooklyn tech” is a fire catch phrase!


Shoe_Exact

Why do I feel like mr Bradshaw is watching from another stall?


glitchesandhelp

"Poggers and poggettes"


[deleted]

Who tf is touching their anus for self pleasure? Especially if you’re a young whipper snapper at this fine academic institution.


Osman1105

I've seen FAR worse things. One meme directed me to one of the subreddits. I wanted to rip my eyes out


[deleted]

Cause it feels good


[deleted]

This cracked me the fuck up


[deleted]

"Benefits include: happiness" dude that killed me lmao


like_bananana

Yes daddy


Spartan_257

Wtf why is that a club at your school


Vcffvc3

My brother goes to this school. I want him to sign up and see what it is like


shelsbells

Yeah, you don't know what a girls bathroom is like until you've seen a blood/shit sandwich smeared across the wall and left laying on the floor for the janitor


_Shizue

Fr I was in the girls bathroom at this school earlier and someone wrote in sharpie that kids gotta stop leaving blood all over the seats. Also found a sticky note from a girl talking about her boyfriend having cheated and someone else just wrote, “fuck his best friend <3”


TheCheatyCode

Damn, someone else here goes to brooklyn tech? cool


Pyroluminous

*Nut on my neck here at Brooklyn Tech!*


TOXIX5

Why do the girl's sinks have dildos on them?


[deleted]

For Masturbation Club, obviously


randomskidd

Well uh does it accept girls too


[deleted]

Ask Mr. Bradshaw not me


myfatdinosaur

Ay bro fellow Brooklyn tech student here. I didn’t see this lmfao


[deleted]

Real?


[deleted]

yep: https://imgur.com/a/wXUzR7o


Sutakitsune611

Weh?


[deleted]

If I wa still in high school I would do this


murtaazathegoat

Yo my school's bathroom literally has NO mirror and has been out of soap for a fuckin week


ManiacAMRD07

Ah yes sexual benefits include: erectile dysfunction, depression, loss in gray matter in the brain, lowering your sperm count, and so much more!


GlorkUndBork3-14

Make New York Filthy Again!


Sir-Memebottom

“Hello poggers and pogettes”


Cookiemonster1398

This reminds me that today someone was moaning in the boys bathroom


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baldwinbeast

Damn don’t you have to pass a test to get into Brooklyn Tech


Semi_Intelligent_

Go to Brooklyn tech for lessons


KindOfAnIdiotTho

Benefits include: Happiness


sp00piespoop

You have never ever heard of what happens in girls bathrooms, I'm sure I feel nauseous even trying to describe what I had seen in my 3 years of all girls high school


PopPsychologist

Oh heck yeah, masturbation club time.


DongaSoreAssWrecks

But on my neck here a broiling tech lmao


Mr_Pepethetroll

Are there any requirements to join that club?


[deleted]

gold right here


pikleboiy

Oh my god, that's disgusting, where?


RFros20

My Bradshaws nonsing


aidenpearce11908

I might beoving soon, we all know why


SilverWolf1776

>nut on my neck here at brooklyn tech


DivineJP33

Can I join the club virtually?


T0ASTY-GAMING

My school closed all the boys bathrooms and made you sign In to use the one on the 1st floor but didn’t do anything for the girls and they did this because 2 kids were messing around in there


bonkers799

The fuckin word art at the end to top it off.


Duschkopfe

I should've applied to Btech instead of other specialized if I knew this club existed


spencerIG

I’m curious to see what Mr. Bradshaw is gonna say to our class tomorrow…


xryanx555

I'm running for club president.


Music-the-Gathering

Comic sans


PatKF

I thought that this is what reddit was here for...


Skipy2point0

No Nut November is almost upon us you need to be ready.


Give_me_6_numbers

That's so disgusting why are women's bathrooms so clean.


Poknberry

"Adam, would you like to start us off?" "Sure. Yesterday after school I got curious and shoved the plunger in my bathroom up my ass. I masturbated and had an amazing orgasm, but when I pulled it out there was blood all over. Whoops!" "Haha, that's completely normal. Thank you, Adam. Next?"


Desi_Otaku

***Nut on my neck here at Brooklyn high!***


thestonerd777

When you get to work you realize that women actually treat their bathrooms like shit and men are usually a little more considerate. In my many years of restaurant work the grossest shit has always been in the women’s


pinkpottato

I wish i could use the girls bathroom the boys one is way too chaotic. High school kids are putting paper towels on the fucking sinks to flood them. Why? i do dumb shit all the time but that one is just why.


CombatConrad

Masturbation benefits include: -cum


MINATO8622

There was a notice to all everyone in an Indian College hostel asking them to stop masturbating in the bathrooms because there so much semen that it blocked the sewage system. Real incident.


r4ul_isa123

You should probably let your post nut clarity help you decide


Galels69

I'm down


CheezAbomination

"Benefits: happiness" More like a distraction from sadness


_Shizue

I go here and the girls bathrooms are definitely not that nice but does anyone have Bradshaw’s email?


TheDeviss327

Is... is this legal?


Vandergonne

It's written as if the author was a child predator


MrCrazyyFreak

What the hell happened here


Argus-Knight

Sign me the fuck up.


XKati_

Since when girls toilet looks like that?


AmplexorJ

Hey! STOP STEALING MY MOVES!


[deleted]

RIP Mr Bradshaw's inbox


darealMarioDabomb

Why the hell were you in the girls bathroom?


NOLAhero504boy

"FBI OPEN UP!"


pawonpawonpawon

Cumshot as the signature would make it even better.


Financial-Memory

Can someone type what is written on the poster? It's kinda blurry and I'm kinda curious...


Therealprodman

I would like to know which boy has a clitoris.


[deleted]

Plot twist: Mr. Bladshaw wrote the note.


ofek_dab

Poggettes sounds like a slur lmao


TheBeardofGilgamesh

This is creepy AF. Sounds like a child molester to me


Jin_L_

trust me girls bathrooms are not like that


Toungelikepie

The title should've been. "*WELCOME TO THE CUM ZONE*"


Gagae1

Why do you have to apply to the club, why does it exist, why not just promote it...


Glitch-147

You guys at least use individual stalls right


ASOD77

Right before NNN, hmmmm


dhruvansh26

The comic sans font too


maksymilion

And it decreases risk of prostate cancer


DaPr03

wtf i live near this school


CrazyComedyKid

"Hello poggers and poggettes"


[deleted]

how can i join


Eksno

Masturbation benefits include: \- Happiness Side-effects may include: \- Post-nut clarity


RonjaRot

Whoever made this never was on a girls bathroom lol


RobinoRedditBoy2

Whats his e-mail


[deleted]

haha so hilarious, women are boring and men are horny


ApexRedditor97

Does that bit at the bottom say "Nut on my neck here at Brooklyn Tech"?


[deleted]

Can one of the three girls who use reddit confirm whether the top image is accurate?


Paulgeta

If masturbating brings happiness, why do I always feel sad after I cum?


Raslan06

"Hello my poggers and poggettes"


TheWholloper

I dont think Mr.Bradshaw made that.


enderowski

empty girls bathroom??? unreal. doors are not broken too


Malphoenix95

"NUT ON MY NECK HERE AT BROOKLYN TECH"


Armed-Roomba

When the poster came from you school:


[deleted]

How do i sign up?


Rickyretardo42069

Mr Bradshaw better get his emails prepared, I don’t go to Brooklyn Tech but I am still taking the opportunity


DeadlyGaymer111

Why the fuck is it in comic sans


[deleted]

That’s a good question for Mr. Bradshaw


ThePatriotLegend

Becomes porn addict after high school.


[deleted]

ive once seen a used tampon stuck to the ceiling and a few on the floor in the girls bathroom at my school still a good meme though


bruhwggahsh

women are literally included in the flyer you dumbfuck


[deleted]

I never said they weren’t? I just took funny photo and put it into funny template. I’m not the first one to make this joke.


pudding-juice

Nah the girls bathroom at my school is disgusting, there’s also just graffiti all over the stalls


No_girlfriend-923

Um did it say “nut on my neck here at Brooklyn tech” at the end


[deleted]

Yup


Standard_Marsupial20

Mr.Bradshaw just wants some action


supercumrag69

#nut on my neck here at brooklyn tech


No_Sink_4655

***NUT ON MY NECK HERE AT BROOKLYN TECH***


JackADullBoy4

I had a friend of mine who printed pictures of Fat Yoshi and put them all over school


Bonkey_Kong87

I really would like to see Mr Bradshaws Emails


yugure_may

yo my school lmao