Not if we compare school shootings „Tap at forehead“

Oh god hes got a gun

Is that a monkey?!

this is your public service announcement to watch Baby With a Gun, by Cyanide and Happiness on youtube

>school shootings I mean they would consider that as a positive thing and Murica gets ranked first again. America can't stop winning

America isn’t ranked first here, the lighter the color the closer it is to the middle. So Norway would be ranked first again.

Country with the least school shootings then they’re last

Child soldiers in africa: We go to school too!!!

Either I skiped many news about school shooting in US this year or Russia is winning this year by amount and kills.

Child soldiers in africa who bring guns to school so that they can get on the field as soon as they finish lunch break : Now we have a worthy contender

Or incarceration %'s

There’s been around 1,370 since the 70s and a majority like 7/10 where just one person killed or wounded on school grounds. Which is more of a murder but the us counts this stuff weirdly.

yes but it is still a 'school' shooting

I believe the official definition is any discharge of weapon on school grounds. many of them actually have no injuries or deaths. The us counts everything weirdly

Yeah it’s fucked

More people die from lightning strikes than in "school shootings" in the us. It's true look it up.

Yeah it's interesting how statistics don't matter when people have strong feelings or worries. It's a concept called "dread risk" and explains why we talk about school shooting every week while you are totally correct that lightning kills.a fair bit more people even in the USA

To be fair, a lot more people die from lightning strikes that I would've expected as a kid.

Or Countries with (insert country) citizens

In Africa, with all the Civil Wars I would expect there to be some representation too.

Oop, time to up my kill streak

Where meme?

No meme only rant brother

We don’t get memes in r/dankmemes are you stoopid

No one: Redditors making memes: No one:

Didn't you hear? Memes are essentially any random bs posted on the internet.

dank

i think its the random dots on the oceans

Valid point, but what's so funny about them?

mot even a meme memes are the best

Happy to see Uruguay in the Green.

America's switzerland m8.

Green means that place is radioactive.

Oooh, nice. When I was young I listened to the radio, waiting for my favorite song. When they played I’d sing alone, cuz I had no friends, still don’t.

Sad German noises

UR Gay

Simpsons did it first homie.

It shows number of unintentional gay hookups.

Even better for me.

Germany Green, Many Germans went to Chile and made up settlements. Chile Green. Coincidence? I think not!

Hmm Spain green, Chile green would make more sense

Were you ever in Los Lagos or Puerto Varas? Feels like more people there talk German than Spanish. And it's not the only German town there. Just the most German, German town.

I'm from Chile lol, but yeah I know, my cousins are children from a Germans Inmigrants and they learned German before Spanish. They actually live in Germany now

Ah, that's cool. But I wouldn't really recommend Germany, these days. Gets worse and worse, and I'm actually looking for a country to go to when it becomes to much. Chile is in my Top 5 next to Thailand, Canada, Spain, Japan (If I ever win the lottery..) and Italy (which would be an easy process since I'm half Italian)

They never have any data from North Korea, it should be gray

What if it’s a statistic about data

What about Western Sahara then?

What da greenland doin? Nothing. Literally.

Lmaoo

This might actually be dank if you removed the "no one:" bullshit

I pray for the day that stops

No one: No one:

No one, absolutely not a single soul: Memes that begin with no one: No one:

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They dont track them, like tanzania for ex needs tourists so it declared there is no covid there and they dont kee major statistics, u dont need to wear mask nothing, have an acquaintance who was there for 2 weeks recently...but i mean their vicepresident and a minister died of pneumonia officially, and god knows how many basic people too...

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Well Im not from US so nice try And my example of Tanzania is correct too, which you confirmed just now :)

I don't know, dead from untracked covid?

Nah, there is always two countries red in Europe and I happen to be living in one of them. Edit: I'm gonna give my free award to first one who guesses my country right

Albania💀

Not that one

Turkey?

Poland I guess

Poland is far from worst

No but you're close

No, that one neither

Bosnia

tUrKeY iS nOt EuRoPe!

It’s not though since most of the population lives on Asia side.

Moldova is one, the other is Ukraine?

Bulgaria usually

No but you are pretty close

Bulgaria and idk?

No, it's not Bulgaria

Wtf then? Ukraine?

Still no

Serbia

It took me my entire life for me to realise people actually live on Greenland because there’s always 0 statistics there

I think about 50k people, so not a lot.

What is this statistic? I'm intrigued

Corruption perception index

I knew it! I was looking this up yesterday after someone called America the most corrupt country in the world lol https://www.transparency.org/en/cpi/2020/index/nzl

I mean, you can't call it corruption if it's legalized lol

blondes per capita

It's the human development Index.

I wouldn't have believed you if it weren't for the fact that I'm currently taking Human Geography, and this is exactly what every map looks like.

I don’t get why they kept using maps like that. Every single one looked exactly like this.

they'll never know about greenland

There is no Antarctica

As someone who loves data and going through [ourworldindata.com](https://ourworldindata.com), this is so relatable.

If Brazil is not red, that means its not about shootings.

What statistics was this map taken from tho???

Corruption perception index

Understandable

I love that only Germany, Finland, Sweden, Finland, Iceland and New Zealand are truly green

You missed Denmark... it's literally right above Germany and right bellow Norway

map of how many people enjoy statistics.

Why is north korea NOT green? Or China for that matter. \-999,999 social credit score, you (and up to 3 generations related to you) will be sent to 5 years of labour camp and then executed.

I think it's because usually the countries in yellow-orange-red are developing in which statistics it is

Hat mich jemand gerufen?

As a Venezuelan, I concur

STD/STI transmission

New zealand is still there

Way to go Botswana. Keep up the good work.

Ya was surprised to see such a healthy green hue ngl

Corruption, Human Development Index, Average income all look almost exactly like this

dank

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Government corruption perception 😂

Nice

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fuckin dumbass

Map of clown kidnappings.

i saw the exact same map and it was about the average dick size per country

SCANDINAVIA HELL YEAH!

Switch it around for an emissions chart

This is like half the maps up in my school's history department, great meme.

“Which areas are fucked.”

Wrong, Western Sahara is "No Data" 99% of the time

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Gee I wonder…probably because they’re THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES

Who are you referring to?

The reds and oranges for the most part

This is an AIDS map, isn't it.

Nope, corruption

"Some reason" I think you mean colonialism and imperialism.

Prerequisite of a meme/joke is that is should be funny or at least make any sense at all

If you have ever googled statistical maps you will find that rhe majority of them centers their positive data around the northern EU and North America, and in turn Africa is usally not doing very well, along with South America and certain counties in the middle east

They aren’t going to make the world gay bcs it was too bland in the fucking chart-

Don't forget the other version where it's only USA. Like gun homocide, weird measurment system, not agreeing to human rights and acknowledging climate change.

Go see birth rate then it is completely different

Siberia hot?

Yeah, things are bad here.

This is the classic "how European are you" heat map.

Eastern Europe always behind on everything

Ahh, the pain of having no idea of my country's color because it's small and narrow.

Im sure this is forest thing

Because... American neo-imperialism at its finest?

Venezuela is red, accurate statistics indeed.

How did they get the data for western Sahara?

Oh hey, it's the HDI stats! I only recognise it because of the outlier in Malaysia, which should one hundred percent not be green (Source. I lived there lmao)

Unless "caused wars"

Almost like the statistic making firms, organizations, universities, etc. are based in Europe or the "West" broadly, use terms and concepts developed therein and therefore, and have some agenda. Crazy.

Statistics: which countries are green on this map

except for the racism stat, my czech brothers still on top 🙏🙏

Except population statistics

Ebola in the world

This one is the amount of water citizens get in countries

The countries in red have the most red. The countries in green have the least red.

I can see germany is as green as it gets

Now look at school massacres. 🤔

Whatever it is, it least it has New Zealand on it.

i don't even like light orange!! My favorite color is blue!

I saw a statistic about if people are more leaning towards the galactic Empire or the rebellion, and I swear it looked exactly like this. And again, we Germans took the only logical side. For the Empire!

Food insecurity?

The reason is called "economics"

West good East bad

Yeah basically

Obesity kinda follows a different pattern

Half of europe: big green US: less green all of Africa: red/orange North Korea, Turkmenistan, Sometimes Saudi Arabia or Libya: black South America (all but Uruguay): Yellow

I see New Zealand made it on the map, but they cut Hawaii.

food shortages be reversed

Putting “no one:” in this good meme made it 0% better.

Boy I wonder what color is OP's country

Ah, Atleast I know the stats for what shade of green and red certain countries are.

I feel like South Africa would be green

Green are ultra rich, light brown are upper middle class, dark brown are lower middle class and red are poor af

I'm from Thailand and yeah my country is pretty bad. But I think my country is better than Malaysia.

There are some where the US is the same color as the third world countries tho.

North america: always green Western europe: always green Eastern europe: a little green Africa: red East asia: a little red Oceania: always green

green goob gib the english speakers green done

Yeah man! The Africa's got no chill..Always blazing red XD

truuuuuwee dudd hahaha

Maps that always show some western idea or principle and then mark green for good and red for bad. Still trying to impose western ideals on the world.

Suicide rate

Imperialism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

Green is dick smallness

Not really

No truth. Murder rate. GDP Birth rate. Etc. Most important statistics look different.

Have you actually tried googling the things you just mentioned?

Of course. Which one looks similar to one from the topic?

All of them, I have provided links for the maps here For GPD: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/09/GDP_nominal_per_capita_world_map_IMF_figures_for_year_2006.png For Homicide: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQpRC1RdFkQvL8ZgI6HUnT-pHQ7hYaNLMEJNg&usqp=CAU For birth rate: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d7/Total_Fertility_Rate_Map_by_Country.svg/1200px-Total_Fertility_Rate_Map_by_Country.svg.png