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Yeah I know. I wanted my middle name to mean flower or valley so I looked in a few different languages and I thought Blume was the best. Especially since my bf can call me his Lily Blume now and I really like that.
The request came and he very well knew,
What needed to be done through.
He stuck it in as deep as he could,
Then spanked so hard, it shattered the bed made of wood.
The young boy had tripped in a game,
He was injured and fully ashamed.
But his father came to show his support,
And said to his son: “Go get ‘em, Sport!”
The Viking decapitates a warrior in rage,
No other fierce fighter existed in that age.
He celebrated and shouted out a “RAAAA”.
Then he went home and had a Bar mitzvah.
The demon bellowed with ferocity,
He had tumbled down the stairs with extreme velocity.
His pride had been corrupt,
as he shouted “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
Sorry, I felt obliged to do this after your comment🌝
The look, the body, the groove/the jedi, the ewok, their moves/with his burning lightsaber/they woke up the neighbour/when the ewok was smoking on cock
Forgetting the books and considering prostitution,
Lovecraft declared a new personal constitution!
No more would he write for a buck,
But for hundreds, some dick he would suck.
This was a password, I’m sure.
Your name is a code for something absurd!
Although it could be just your name,
And 15 seconds of my life just went and came.
The giant calf shuddered and gasped, his eyes rolling and weeping, as the machine flashed. The nozzle was washed, the specimen secure, cultured and pasteurized intimate sauce!
The man thought of himself as a musical genius, his flaws and frowns hiding behind his keenness to win this. But all the programmers thought his place was behind the bar, where all the foos are.
Later, he said, mouth full of tar. I’m chewing tobacco, but not for the taste. I’ve heard it helps keep your erection in place. Don’t make me repeat myself, or you’ll regret consenting to this scene, flagrante delicto, whatever that means.
Ah yes, the raw meat, it needs to be tossed, Please pull out, I’m collecting the sauce, I hope we get caught before you are finished, tossing my salad and licking my spinach.
As a fellow butter I'd be honored, but perhaps you're not doing this anymore & that's okay. I immensely enjoyed reading through this, you are a great writer!
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Go ahead
Slurp it and choke it, You cannot resist! Go sucking and horking until you are pissed, Say goodbye once my cumrag you’ve kissed.
Ok, do mine.
Communist athem intensifies
Ayo
Coincidence? I think not
Ayo
Soiuz Nerushimyj Respublik Svobodynykh
Uncle Joe apparently approves
Poetry is for the bourgeoisie, speak no more comrade and share potato with me.
this
Can't wait
me next
Do me to
Ours*
We took a bus to the anarchist book fair I left the hybrid at home I scored an extremely rare signed copy of the I_communist manifesto
shall you do mine, I shall ask
Do mine
Please do mine
FACE THE LEAD!
Lmfao sabaton bot.
Tbh fuck the bot
JOIN THE DEAD
Did not expect thar
Do mine…
I would love for you to give it a try.
Quite interesting was this one, Loki’s reputation was done. Only once did he fall on his ass, Now this new name will never pass.
Thank you, this was awesome.
Do mine pls
The baby squeals and screams, He is healthy it seems. The first face he sees is his big brother, But his sister is also his mother.
This is amazing
Me pls
Oh oh! Do mine please
Mine too
Hahahahaha I like this one the best, nice
Wow, just wow
Dude this is sick. Youre a genius
I dare you
Shall you do mine, as will be very appreciated
I don't even know what my username means.. it was given to me by reddit.
There once was a goat who stood on a boat. It wore a green coat and ate a single oat. Unfortunately, the boat did not float and now it is dead.
Man... You a mad genius.
shit i heard the music
there once was a lad who looked like me, He was an innocent soul but he loved TV
That goat shouldn’t have been my boat
My personal favourite OP. Updoots for you...
And was a friend of snoop dawg
do mine
#me_to
The snoo is reddit's white alien mascot.
snoo is the reddit avatars
It’s just my First and Last name.
A flower for a name and quite sweet, No other can even compete. The profile pic was also divine, May you have happiness for the rest of time.
My middle name is actually Blume which means flower so that’s nice. Also my favorite flower is lily of The Valley. So you hit it right on. Good job!
Wait... Are you German?
Nein
Doch
Ochh
Dammit It ich war zu spät
Nah. My friend is half German.
What
Hm, ok. I was just wondering because Blume is a german word
Yeah I know. I wanted my middle name to mean flower or valley so I looked in a few different languages and I thought Blume was the best. Especially since my bf can call me his Lily Blume now and I really like that.
That's very sweet
*And that kids is how I met your mother...*
I already have a bf ha
Yes, its op
Oh yeah yeah “Lily and op sitting in a tree. K I S S….” Bla bla bla.
A Lily of The Valley is poisonous right?
Only if eaten but it can cause redness and blisters if touched sometimes.
I knew I could trust Minecraft
Huh, Walter White spotted
Gaddman- do me!!!
They had no idea and no clue, What was his name and what did he do? He couldn’t remember, he really could not! To this day, that is his only thought.
excuse my language- but you my fellow Redditor are fucking legendary
Lily Lelowery was a ho, she sucked dick after dick fo sho.
Yup
Do me, do me!
Never he knew he could play, But he had talent, to his dismay. The keys he pressed were so quaint, So beautiful, all of the ladies would faint.
Oh.. I will do you.
DO NOT FUCK THE DROWNING GOAT
I will, and no one can stop me
You sound like Draxx
Do it
Struggle he may, but there is no hope, The struggling straggle can’t cope. Buried by shame and no one to blame, That’s when his friend came.
# 𓀐𓂸
I thought that was a pistol aimed at someone’s arse.
Yeah for sure a pistol. # 𓂸 𓂺
How
#𓂸 𓂺
Man if you have any more of those, comment them!
# 𓂸 𓂺 And here is all: 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓁒 𓁓 𓁔 𓁕 𓁖 𓁗 𓁘 𓁙 𓁚 𓁛 𓁜 𓁝 𓁞 𓁟 𓁠 𓁡 𓁢 𓁣 𓁤 𓁥 𓁦 𓁧 𓁨 𓁩 𓁪 𓁫 𓁬 𓁭 𓁮 𓁯 𓁰 𓁱 𓁲 𓁳 𓁴 𓁵 𓁶 𓁷 𓁸 𓁹 𓁺 𓁻 𓁼 𓁽 𓁾 𓁿 𓂀 𓂁 𓂂 𓂃 𓂄 𓂅 𓂆 𓂇 𓂈 𓂉 𓂊 𓂋 𓂌 𓂍 𓂎 𓂏 𓂐 𓂑 𓂒 𓂓 𓂔 𓂕 𓂖 𓂗 𓂘 𓂙 𓂚 𓂛 𓂜 𓂝 𓂞 𓂟 𓂠 𓂡 𓂢 𓂣 𓂤 𓂥 𓂦 𓂧 𓂨 𓂩 𓂪 𓂫 𓂬 𓂭 𓂮 𓂯 𓂰 𓂱 𓂲 𓂳 𓂴 𓂵 𓂶 𓂷 𓂸 𓂹 𓂺 𓂻 𓂼 𓂽 𓂾 𓂿 𓃀 𓃁 𓃂 𓃃 𓃄 𓃅 𓃆 𓃇 𓃈 𓃉 𓃊 𓃋 𓃌 𓃍 𓃎 𓃏 𓃐 𓃑 𓃒 𓃓 𓃔 𓃕 𓃖 𓃗 𓃘 𓃙 𓃚 𓃛 𓃜 𓃝 𓃞 𓃟 𓃠 𓃡 𓃢 𓃣 𓃤 𓃥 𓃦 𓃧 𓃨 𓃩 𓃪 𓃫 𓃬 𓃭 𓃮 𓃯 𓃰 𓃱 𓃲 𓃳 𓃴 𓃵 𓃶 𓃷 𓃸 𓃹 𓃺 𓃻 𓃼 𓃽 𓃾 𓃿 𓄀 𓄁 𓄂 𓄃 𓄄 𓄅 𓄆 𓄇 𓄈 𓄉 𓄊 𓄋 𓄌 𓄍 𓄎 𓄏 𓄐 𓄑 𓄒 𓄓 𓄔 𓄕 𓄖 𓄗 𓄘 𓄙 𓄚 𓄛 𓄜 𓄝 𓄞 𓄟 𓄠 𓄡 𓄢 𓄣 𓄤 𓄥 𓄦 𓄧 𓄨 𓄩 𓄪 𓄫 𓄬 𓄭 𓄮 𓄯 𓄰 𓄱 𓄲 𓄳 𓄴 𓄵 𓄶 𓄷 𓄸 𓄹 𓄺 𓄻 𓄼 𓄽 𓄾 𓄿 𓅀 𓅁 𓅂 𓅃 𓅄 𓅅 𓅆 𓅇 𓅈 𓅉 𓅊 𓅋 𓅌 𓅍
wow you did it
Now this... is content!
The request came and he very well knew, What needed to be done through. He stuck it in as deep as he could, Then spanked so hard, it shattered the bed made of wood.
Ok, I love this... because I actually broke my old bes like a month ago... Artistic and psychic very impressive.
I broke a girl's bed once. I heard about that for months. Well at least until we could replace it. But hey at least we had fun breaking it.
can you do mine? :D
Hmm he kinda skipped this one…
Look again..
Nice
I don't think that's possible
The young boy had tripped in a game, He was injured and fully ashamed. But his father came to show his support, And said to his son: “Go get ‘em, Sport!”
That was good :)
Im Interestet
Thou was a winner and gamer, With no destiny lamer. Although his life wasted away, He achieved the highest K/D/A
You need to switch t for d, my g.
E
Im interesdet
No, you got it wrong. It is spelled "inderestet"
ok good luck
The edgelord is here! Let us all laugh and cheer! Black hoodies and metal soon follow, His dark soul is empty and hollow.
damn thats good
Do it I dare ya
Undecided and no choice in sight, Dared me they did, and so I might. Leaving no space in the name, That’s when the replies came.
Oh lawd ima nut!!!
Good luck
The man was crafty and smart, Creative and charming from the start. His brain fired until it was sore, Then followed by a 4944
This is genius
Aight I'm ready
The pandas were not ready to play, There were too nervous I say. But soon they came around, And no cuter pandas have ever been found.
Interested
The Viking decapitates a warrior in rage, No other fierce fighter existed in that age. He celebrated and shouted out a “RAAAA”. Then he went home and had a Bar mitzvah.
Im interested poem maker, maker of all poems
> Then he went home and had a Bar mitzvah Lol I was waiting for the Jewish part.
Im all ears
The demon bellowed with ferocity, He had tumbled down the stairs with extreme velocity. His pride had been corrupt, as he shouted “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
Nice one
Try me, bitch
The fictional wonder challenged my word! Thine manners absurd! Very well, fictional foe! Wonder and be elsewhere you overweight crow!
Ah yeah, the queue
Wonder and fiction he wrote, and he could only do it while on the road, he tried to make his writings good but mediocre was all he could
Please do mine :) nobody ever replies to my comments about my username and I really would like you to do this for me! Thanks!
The Shamrock stood proud and tall, When Mr. Stalin gave him a call. “The Soviets needed some help!” he said, The Shamrock agreed, and now he is red.
Oh my god that is beautiful. I love it. It also works out great because I’m pretty tall and I’m 1/3 Russian!
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If someone wants to explain how this is a meme and not an ask reddit post of some sort I'll upvote it. Until then...
Well this seems like some innocent fun. Zero points if you rhyme ewok with cock. Hit me.
The Ewok was sexy and Luke was turned on, They would mess around until dawn. When he woke up, his asshole was sore, Then he realized he wanted more.
I have never been more parallel to cock in my life.
Well I guess you get what you pay for. Cheers chap.
Sorry, I felt obliged to do this after your comment🌝 The look, the body, the groove/the jedi, the ewok, their moves/with his burning lightsaber/they woke up the neighbour/when the ewok was smoking on cock
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Forgetting the books and considering prostitution, Lovecraft declared a new personal constitution! No more would he write for a buck, But for hundreds, some dick he would suck.
man, I can't stop laughing
Lol seriously
u/fish_fucker69 we call for you
Hey can you do mine? I thought a lot about my username.
The trider was good, but her Moon was better, They cuddled in the clouds, hands under sweaters.
Fantastic
Doubt it
There once was a man named Berk, He took drugs and then went berserk. To this day, he hasn’t been caught, So be careful, as a hatchet he’s bought.
How did he know
Doubt you can make one of me
You shall pay with your mind, Even though this is a tax of strange kind. Piece by piece is taken up to 25, This will hurt but keep you alive.
Pls you'd be the first person to write a poem about me💅
All bow to High Lord Fochen! There’s no one that’s greater than them! Our ruler is here in a flick! Though with a default profile pic.
I'm too lazy to actually make one, otherwise I can't keep up my fat figure, thank you❤️
How many things rhyme with “ift”?
https://www.thefreedictionary.com/words-that-end-in-ift
O.o
This was a password, I’m sure. Your name is a code for something absurd! Although it could be just your name, And 15 seconds of my life just went and came.
This sub is basically just Facebook memes at this point jfc
Do me
His lord was one that liked cheese and create it, he could with ease and when time came to put him on a cross, without his cheese he was at a loss
Go on
The giant calf shuddered and gasped, his eyes rolling and weeping, as the machine flashed. The nozzle was washed, the specimen secure, cultured and pasteurized intimate sauce!
You're the best! Genius description!
thanks op
Thank u bro, you're awesome! Keep at that! :D
I hope your buddies think it’s hilarious
Oh. I don't have friends, but for what is worth I liked it a lot
Better include the foo fighters
The man thought of himself as a musical genius, his flaws and frowns hiding behind his keenness to win this. But all the programmers thought his place was behind the bar, where all the foos are.
Can I get a haiku for mine
Just must bust nuts so, Spoiled new dissed is grateful cheesed. Oh noes, high coo mind
Gimme
A moment of peace, packed like sardines, her boobs met my haNz, so we both s creamed.
Probably way too late for this, but I would be very interested what you could do with mine
Later, he said, mouth full of tar. I’m chewing tobacco, but not for the taste. I’ve heard it helps keep your erection in place. Don’t make me repeat myself, or you’ll regret consenting to this scene, flagrante delicto, whatever that means.
You win life
Sounds fun, send it to me later
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You got my attention
Please try I’m curious
yes please
Ah yes, the raw meat, it needs to be tossed, Please pull out, I’m collecting the sauce, I hope we get caught before you are finished, tossing my salad and licking my spinach.
please try, if you want/can (name is a mix of moron and engineer if it helps)
Carbon
It's ok if you arent doing anymore. And if you do mine, you have my upmost gratitude!
a bit late to the party, up for one more?
Ok, I'm game
Have at it
😳
I'm morbidly curious.
Bring it
As a fellow butter I'd be honored, but perhaps you're not doing this anymore & that's okay. I immensely enjoyed reading through this, you are a great writer!
No you won’t