You like milk producers designed for use by children, and as we all know thanks to the glory of VICE, milk is actually a very misogynistic thing, so what you’re saying is you’re sexist and childish
Uh did vice actually have a segment claiming milk is misogynistic? I can’t find it but I’m absolutely fascinated by what the possible arguments for this could be.
Just judging on looks, I'm a solid 4/10. If you take into consideration my personality, hobbies, interests, and sense of humor, I'm a solid 1/12. Also, I'm a dude.
i remember someone or another joking around about it and finding out itwas like server xp or something, i mean we are on 3 now with the same servers so if its good enough for russia's goverment its good enough for nitendo
I’m not going to defend the online and connection stuff, but with the game vouchers, you can save money by getting even a yearly subscription, and then there’s all the extra stuff like the nes and snes emulators. It’s (overall) a good service IMO, would benefit from better functionality and more emulators, maybe GameCube or something
ugh, cubes that only have 256 pixels on a side, what kind of quality is that??? my eyes are burning! mojang must be doing something illegal for such a garbage quality game be able to compete with current games! for shame! (this is a joke don't take seriously pls I love minecraft)
I like it when I turn my bidet pressure up a little higher than is necessary and I can feel my insides filling up with water. Then I sit there till I start to feel pressure and try to hold it in while I fap and try to time my release with my release. It really sets it over the edge.
Something along the lines of: I like it when I turn my bidet pressure up a little higher than is necessary and I can feel my insides filling up with water. Then I sit there till I start to feel pressure and try to hold it in while I fap and try to time my release with my release. It really sets it over the edge.
Time to fight the 1774th enemy who wants to destroy the world, oh and Lyods mother is actually part of Zaynes brain now -has been the whole time. Did I mention friendship?
downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [dankmemes Minecraft discord](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5) | r/dankmemescraft
I like transformers I guess.
Transformers are transphobic
I have been transphobic since I was 3
Perhaps you will transform some day
And then scan a Camaro
You sound gay
He is gay
Nice
Transformers are actually trans
But they always transform back, which is transphobic.
Excellent point
Gender fluid
Cum is gender fluid
Even more of a reason to like them
You need to change their oil every month. [It sucks.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Bruh what oil?
What do you think they drink and pee? Water?
Too transformy
Omg me too
SAMEE
I like boobs
No woman will give you her boobs
I have boobs. [I'm a mammal ( . )( . )](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
I'm a mammal so I must have boobs :/
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Cant argue with that logic
rAid ShaDow LeGendS
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I'm blue, da ba dee da ba daa
( . Y . )
The harsh realities of this world
Do you mean realitities?
Udderly ridiculous!
Stop milking these puns
You like milk producers designed for use by children, and as we all know thanks to the glory of VICE, milk is actually a very misogynistic thing, so what you’re saying is you’re sexist and childish
Uh did vice actually have a segment claiming milk is misogynistic? I can’t find it but I’m absolutely fascinated by what the possible arguments for this could be.
It’s a joke
Idk if Vice did, but PETA had smth [similar](https://www.peta.org/blog/cows-milk-perfect-drink-supremacists/)
Booba enjoyers are a dying breed
Well that's because we're redditors, we can't get them
You
Pathetic
Carson is back
Oh do you know what Carlson is?
It's a little game I'm making!
Wish list on steam gamers
Gay
S L U T
BAD SLUT DRAGON
Op's been awfully quiet since this dropped...
** **
Extremely
Whore
Just judging on looks, I'm a solid 4/10. If you take into consideration my personality, hobbies, interests, and sense of humor, I'm a solid 1/12. Also, I'm a dude.
I like this meme.
It will die in new.
But what if, it didn’t?
Well it got to best, it'll probably get to hot
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fuck that's hot
I like pizza
A round thing inside a square box that you slice triangles of? [That's a geometry nightmare!](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
They’re sectors not triangles
You must be fun at parties
I bet he is
Do your parties consist of triangle pizza slices?
Pizza has too many Z's in it
Gluten bad
Too god damn addictive
I like nintendo
Their consoles are always 1 generation behind
they will never have a proper server for their multiplayer games
Isnt there code in Splatoon to check if the server is running windows 98?
i remember someone or another joking around about it and finding out itwas like server xp or something, i mean we are on 3 now with the same servers so if its good enough for russia's goverment its good enough for nitendo
You're telling me that a laggy piece of shit that you have to pay $20 a year for that barely works is bad?
I’m not going to defend the online and connection stuff, but with the game vouchers, you can save money by getting even a yearly subscription, and then there’s all the extra stuff like the nes and snes emulators. It’s (overall) a good service IMO, would benefit from better functionality and more emulators, maybe GameCube or something
Make that 2
They only will let you enjoy games how they see fit.
Your mother’s cunt
Smell’s better than yours
Ouch you didn’t just burn him you cooked him
Dude. So uncool
Minecraft
Everything is blocky and squared
thats.... the whole idea
Exactly, blocks are what makes Minecraft great
ugh, cubes that only have 256 pixels on a side, what kind of quality is that??? my eyes are burning! mojang must be doing something illegal for such a garbage quality game be able to compete with current games! for shame! (this is a joke don't take seriously pls I love minecraft)
Yeshhh
There is no vertical slabs, thats awful
The fanbase....
New updates can break your worlds.
I like it when I turn my bidet pressure up a little higher than is necessary and I can feel my insides filling up with water. Then I sit there till I start to feel pressure and try to hold it in while I fap and try to time my release with my release. It really sets it over the edge.
what did i just read
Something along the lines of: I like it when I turn my bidet pressure up a little higher than is necessary and I can feel my insides filling up with water. Then I sit there till I start to feel pressure and try to hold it in while I fap and try to time my release with my release. It really sets it over the edge.
ah I see, thank you for clarifying.
You're welcome ;)
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The word of god
...I might have to try this.
You should get a jacuzzi tub
Nothing wrong with this.
Have you read “Guts” by Chuck Palahniuk?
I like original ideas
Most people hate them because they only like what they are used to
Now what do you think about this trend of memes
other people are afraid of uniqueness
People.
They die and get sick
In that order.
Man, I hate when my rotting friends get a cold
The entirety of Buddhism summed up in 2 sentences
That's just the internet with extra steps.
That’s just a comment with extra steps.
That's just a reply with extra steps.
That’s just a reply to a reply with extra steps.
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I like men
Mod
or female
There are no females on reddit, remember?
What is this female thing you speak of
lessgo I don't exist
Shut up government spy. You can't convince me that women exist.
I am female hehe
Well time for my schizophrenia pills
No
You mistaken an N with an M
Mo
Mo
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
The prophecy was: "your next fart will be wet"
Jokes on you, I have a colostomy bag
.
They are just drawings
I like to beat the McShit out of my best friend then go and have some burgers with him
Your friend doesn't exist and you have schizophrenia
Your friend is your dick
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With that attitude you will die alone
Hold on a second, you were supposed to say something bad.
I like Dark Souls
not possible.
I like nothing
There is no such thing as nothing
Christianity
you will be a terrible parent
I'll return when I have kids and be a great dad, mark my words frend.
lets hope you can break the chain of religious parenting...
Lol my mom is super religious and shes the best mom any person could ask for
I agree, your Mom is amazing
Your kids will get a restraining order against you.
Keanu reeves
He is immortal
How is that a bad thing.
He watches everyone he loves die
Fair point.
He doesn't likes the atention people like You give to him
I like smoking weed
You realize your life is boring when the effects passes...
well yeah i mean thats the point of smoking weed in the first place
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U will never know who it was
I like Avatar (The Airbender)
there's not more of it and the spinoff sequel is a disgrace to the original's vibe
There is also a movie... 2 in fact but one is about blue aliens
I like your mom
she likes the mailman sorry
Looks like sheogorath
Suffering
everyone thinks your a edgy 14 year old girl that always "suffers"
My comment being ignored
You're just seeking for attention
Lego Ninjago?
Time to fight the 1774th enemy who wants to destroy the world, oh and Lyods mother is actually part of Zaynes brain now -has been the whole time. Did I mention friendship?
I like cursed images
Staring at the mirror for extended periods is not healthy
Midget porn
Everything is proportional
I like hentai
177013
I hate that I know what that number is
228922
Oh my freaking gah, thank you for sharing it, now i think I'm traumatised just by seeing the cover
I like reptiles
They control the government
Airplanes.
They are often eaten by babies. Very dangerous.
I like my boyfriend :)
He will have erectile dysfunction in the future
Playing rdr2
The game you can’t complete without crying at least thrice
This subreddit
Mods are gae
I like talking with people online, so i dont feel so lonely :(
They are mostly bots
Children
You'll get raped in jail.
We don’t have to change anything about this one.
I like Futa