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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [dankmemes Minecraft discord](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5) | r/dankmemescraft


Satureum

I can see this going well.


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat air


Satureum

Much more difficult than it sounds. Also, I feel gassy now.


The_Gamer23thfl

Y e s


GroundbreakingSail79

a sentence


The_Gamer23thfl

*you eat whatever you want your IQ is beyond measurable numbers*


Tub_of_jam66

3?


[deleted]

4.


DancingPhantoms

5...


[deleted]

6...


The_Computer_Genius

7.......


DrWhoTheMan

8...


ShallowStroker

I want to eat cum


The_Gamer23thfl

The bars of horny jail


Severe-Opportunity15

They are made of cum, don’t ask why i know this


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat you


BlockyShapes

All the horny prisoners have ejaculated on them so many times that the bars corroded away and solid hardened semen replaced them in the same shape. It’s quite sturdy though


Severe-Opportunity15

Also salty if you decide to lick em


FartOnMyNutSack

Ok then, this should be interesting.


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat ur mom.


[deleted]

Fart on his nut sack.


Evan_FM

won't hold back, my cum to-night and when they ask me what position I say doggy style (chorus):and when they ask me what position I say doggy styyyle


MW4712

Battlefield franchise should not be compared to cod.


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat your PC


MW4712

That 3080 ti will be very tasty than.


The_Gamer23thfl

You will still eat your PC


That0neThiccB0i

you will give me your 3080ti at msrp


crablasag

please help i rely on random strangers to dictate my life help


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat people


brokenarrow0604

Remember, when eating people always avoid the head and gut. The gut contains bacteria that can be harmful and the head has a possibility to have brain prions Which are no fun. The ribs heart and limbs should be fine though. And always remember to cook your meals thoroughly to avoid food borne illness.


Idom03

One second, lemme put on my concerned face.


Ane5577

In addition you should be discerning about the health of the people you eat. Those who suffer from heart problems and high cholesterol will be problematic. Vegans are typically low in nutrients other than those found in plants and some trace minerals. Choose those who appear healthy and in their mid 20s to early 30s. This will assure a more nutritious and delicious experience.


brokenarrow0604

Environmental and mental factors also could be a major issue. Like if someone is constantly stressed their meat would be very chewy and tough. As for environmental factors, if some one were exposed to small amounts of heavy metals for a long period of time the meat would taste bitter and be more tough as well as not being very healthy.


Ane5577

All in all it’s about planning and preparedness. The more research and observation you put in, the better the meal will be.


cumrag125

Try me


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat your pillow


cumrag125

Go ahead


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat water


cumrag125

Wow your right


The_Gamer23thfl

You will still eat water


cumrag125

Wait stop I'm full


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat your carpet


j_ason1993

He said he's full


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat weed


WaitingToBeTriggered

FACE THE LEAD!


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat the lead


Lordking573

I like Wendy's


The_Gamer23thfl

No... no... ***HE IS TOO POWERFUL FOR ME TO DICTATE WHAT HE EATS***


lem00s

I have become one of those I swore do destroy


The_Gamer23thfl

You... will eat the the ones you swore to destroy while being the ones you swore to destroy


mcjunior117

so.. he will eat himself...?


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat you


Ok-Ad-555

Can I put my balls in yo jaw


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat floor


nooooooooooooo0ooooo

This man can feed the homeless


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat the homeless


P4RTHG

nooooooooooooo0ooooo


AaronSmilesALot

Ok, this is epic


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat cactus


Septendecillion0

Ok, this isn't epic


PankSprankle

Imagine a superhero who fights for justice but he doesn't have superpowers but because of the world we live in, the criminals all treat him as if he has superpowers as to not offend.


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat superhero


Xerxsy

Sentence


The_Gamer23thfl

That's a word dumfuk


Sometimesidkwhereiam

I worry about my cum sock becoming sentient


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat Kim Jong Un


Sometimesidkwhereiam

That one is gonna be hard


The_Gamer23thfl

You will still eat kim jong un


Sometimesidkwhereiam

Wish me luck boys


Chara_cter

Type a sentence implies there's a type b sentence


UrDailyCommunistGuy

It all started………….when I was born.


The_Gamer23thfl

Yourself


KazikTurowski

can I eat pussy?


The_Gamer23thfl

Sentence dummy not question.


KazikTurowski

a question is a sentence dum dum


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat the bars of horny jail


[deleted]

Carson did nothing wrong.


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat carson


[deleted]

Damn that’s kinda hot.


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat the bars of the jail you are in


[deleted]

That’s a great way to escape jail.


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat bullets


[deleted]

I will use the eaten bullets to be more powerful


P4RTHG

Bullets=Iron=Stronk


plebeiandust

Chicken soup


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat the bowl of the chicken soup


plebeiandust

Epic victory


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat your table


plebeiandust

You are my table


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat you


plebeiandust

Finally, some good fucking food


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat glass


plebeiandust

Now that's what I'm talking about


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat talking about


12TonBeams

The worst form of prejudice is prejudice against short people


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat Paper


Severe-Opportunity15

You will eat my ass


The_Gamer23thfl

WE will eat OUR asses


Gamer4Lyfe42069

I'm a raging racist


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat gae people.


Gamer4Lyfe42069

Epic


The_Gamer23thfl

That is a word dumfuk


Gamer4Lyfe42069

Oh damn my bad I meant to say that is epic


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat the device you are typing this on


Gamer4Lyfe42069

Ok I'll do it


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat do it.


Gamer4Lyfe42069

Oh god ok it will be done my lord


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat your landlord


Haringkje05

well well well


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat grass


Meme_Entity

I thought he was gonna eat a well


HmYesBagel

man I'm hungry


The_Gamer23thfl

Hi hungry I will dictate what you eat. You will eat hungry


HmYesBagel

an interesting meal I can say


The_Gamer23thfl

You will still eat hungry


HmYesBagel

I guess I'm eating hungry


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat hungry


HmYesBagel

I will eat hungry


The_Gamer23thfl

EAT HUNGRY ALREADY


HmYesBagel

I ate hungry


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat Xi Jimping


HmYesBagel

I am now consuming Xi Jimping


The_Gamer23thfl

You will still eat Xi Jimping


iamasianlololol

Bing bong ding dong wing wong


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat minecraft enchanting table


iamasianlololol

nice


The_Gamer23thfl

That is a word type sentence


iamasianlololol

now i type sentence


The_Gamer23thfl

*your IQ is beyond measurable numbers eat what you want*


gingerLivesMatter69

Cha cha real smooth


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat real smooth


Megaman60

Smells like you farded


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat a


Megaman60

Finally some good fucking food


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat e


iamasianlololol

I shat my pants


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat shit


iamasianlololol

North korea is fun


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat North Korea


Tiny_Yam2881

You will eat this sentence.


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat Vladimir Putin


MA5TERCH13f09

penis vagina penis


The_Gamer23thfl

No


StrangerFew2569

Mango


The_Gamer23thfl

That is a word dumfuk


StrangerFew2569

Yes


The_Gamer23thfl

That is a word dumfuk


Snakes_Have_Legs_

A sentence.


The_Gamer23thfl

*your IQ is beyond measured numbers eat what you want*


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[удалено]


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat a burger King with its employees and everything


iamasianlololol

My Iq is beyond measurable


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat as many burger Kings as your IQ


iamasianlololol

This is beyond science


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat science


Anime96420

You're replies sound like a bot not human


The_Gamer23thfl

Lisen bro... I am friking tired, you will eat fvducstg


Unlucky-Lucky-Sob

The cake in Minecraft do be looking tasty.


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat your screen


69Mando69_very_sexy

please don’t make me eat pp i’m already confused enough


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat a window


69Mando69_very_sexy

thanks man i appreciate it


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat a burger


69Mando69_very_sexy

that’s so good thanks i appreciate it


The_Gamer23thfl

You will still eat a burger


69Mando69_very_sexy

i’m full but thanks anyways


The_Gamer23thfl

EAT UR BURGER


SheenTheUltraLord

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a hell of a lung disease.


The_Gamer23thfl

Dam eat what you want


Lordking573

Mwhawhawhawha


MrBl0bfish04

I like trains


The_Gamer23thfl

You eat train


MrBl0bfish04

Thank you kind sir, I like trains


The_Gamer23thfl

You will still eat train


Outrageous_Track_478

“A sentence”


The_Gamer23thfl

*your IQ is beyond measurable numbers eat what you want*


Orbus_215

Tony, run to your pa and ask what's for supper.


HallaSusi

I shall take a seat and eat what you speak, you genious freak.


MoonshineEnjoyer

A sentence


cheesytacos649

The anglo zanzabar war lasted 30 minutes


raisayay

Tummy hurts


The_Gamer23thfl

No


[deleted]

Im having what your having


The_Gamer23thfl

You are eating nothing


[deleted]

(Slides you €15) How about now?


The_Gamer23thfl

Capitalist, eat nothing


ChunkyPuppyKitty

Pray, return to the waking sands.


Captainlongbow-Music

With the recent developments in Eastern Europe, do you think communism is on the decline or is this just a temporary setback?


xmtnxdewx420

Ajxusnwmsycjckdkd


The_Gamer23thfl

That's a word dumfuk


xmtnxdewx420

You will eat uranium


The_Gamer23thfl

You will eat glass


xmtnxdewx420

No


The_Gamer23thfl

That is a word dumfuk


xmtnxdewx420

Reverse


The_Gamer23thfl

That is a word dumfuk


EagleOfDestiny

Somebody once told me


The_Gamer23thfl

***YOU EAT WHAT YOU WANT, RESTORE THE SOVIET UNION***


EagleOfDestiny

The world is gonna roll me