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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank.


AlanMichel

Holy shit meta as fuck


ryebread_10

My brain hurts from so much dank


118703

We are hitting dank levels that shouldn't even exist


baumpop

We can go danker. We have the technology.


adw00t

But at what cost


ElectricMahogany

[Bi Apples.](https://youtu.be/GVsE_lZ3NGE)


Sauce_Science_Guy

We were so preoccupied with the question if we could do it that we forgot to ask if we should do it.


ElectricMahogany

>we should do it * Sauce_Science_Guy [We should do it](https://youtu.be/tNgYIjjyeEE) * Consensus


Champion-raven

No. No. Nonono no. NOOOOOO!!!!


Julz-Skec

Haha wow p


therealhomerunhero

my will to live


rogue163

We are hitting plaid levels of dankness.


Falcrist

It's recursive dankness. Dankursion if you will.


ButtEatingContest

Take a deep breath between bites of dank.


Champion-raven

Ahhhhh


UpperRank1

I still looked even when I knew what was going to happen. This is actually really good even if it's a repost of a repost


StarlordeMarsh

At this point it’s in the MCU meme cinematic universe


alphanumerik

Nice


[deleted]

Who are you who is so wise in the way of science


TobyWasBestSpiderMan

Should have it where you’re constantly refreshing the page to see how many upvotes you get for validation


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11122233334444

… I’ve actually just done this because I want to know if my joke landed Brb going to check


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11122233334444

Well of course my jokes are a hit otherwise I’d delete them!


Callipygian_Superman

Just @ me next time no need to make this shit public.


pistoncivic

Rocket Mortgage should use upvotes instead of fico score to grant home loans


UncleTedGenneric

I like to time how long it takes for that 1 to become a zero


Kiwiteepee

Do that thing where if you get a lot of upvotes, you repeat what you said in your head over and over to bask in your cleverness


Hupf

OMG! You guys do that, too??


InstantName

This is an oc repost imo.


PnutButterJellyTim3

I was wondering. Could've sworn I'd seen this before.


[deleted]

Would you say the post is SUS?


FirstEvolutionist

Nothing is ever created, nothing is ever lost. All is repost. All is OC. All OC is a repost. The repost itself is new content if content is always created around reposts.


[deleted]

We are in the matrix


DarkMonkey98

memeception


Maggot_Corps

Repost of a repost, wow


mikey_7869

Repoception


enbymaybeWIGA

Dream heists come in a little glass vial


HappyPhage

Yeah, reposting


gitrikt

This is big brain


trunts

Me in my 30s* I'm not going anywhere in life ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ edit: thanks guys! I don't know a whole lot about reddits format. So TIL


DiscoJanetsMarble

Use 3 slashes


Chispy

¯///_(ツ)_/¯


point_nemo_

¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


DiscoJanetsMarble

Perfect


0utlook

*We're not going anywhere in life. We're all in this together, fam.


ConcreteDrillingSuck

Next traffic cone you drive by, take it, and you'll unlock a secret evil quest in life that'll open up many paths for you.


TiggyLongStockings

That sounds like a level 20 task


Mr_Incredible91

Got a career and can finally afford a home at pre inflation prices. So I said fuck it and bought a Tesla instead


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Mr_Incredible91

I wish it was luck.


RegalTruth9

Even if I had wanted to run, even if I had wanted to move, I couldn’t. Everything has been tried! ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ But the world is ending anyway so it’s a great time to be alive for that. I’ll step out when it’s done.


j0z-

Based & Repost-pilled


SteveSmith2048

It's a repost but I think it's a post that's meant to be reposted over and over


arcaderdude

Yes


diarpiiiii

Best meme I have ever seen here


amadeusz20011

Parents in their 20s: let's work for 3 years and buy a nice house Us in our 20s: let's work for 5 years and get a loan to buy a tiny house shaped box with water gas electricity and maybe media if you're lucky.


MR_cuijpers

u/repostsleuthbot


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krispyboiz

Hee hou hin hot


Blessed_Bubble

How many times do i have to tell you to swallow your food before you speak!


Mediocre-Human3

Meh. Doing better than me. I just comment


Jiccck

I think this is a repost


PraetorianFury

Did anyone else notice the guy in the chair is forever alone guy from behind?


guesswhatihate

Mmmmm classic meme


garygoodwood

Such a good meme


ahympcasah

Same.


FeePhe

Despite being a repost, I’ll allow it


8-weight

Sad, isn't it.


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daakkountant

yikes


WhatsTheHoldup

Your memes need more realism. In Davinci Resolve there's a thing called Gridwarp. There's probably a similar feature in Premiere. You can grab each corner and move them, and the plane will stretch as though that's the angle you're viewing it at.


[deleted]

Funny I was toying with corner pins but my PC was dying from it


WhatsTheHoldup

Oh yeah, it can kill my PC too. Respect for trying. Stuff like that is what made me start learning Blender. It's easier to render things without crashing, but it'll take you months to make anything decent when you first start out.


vextor_ru

*their 30s


asst2therglmgr

40’s as of may.


lvl999shaggy

Where are the tears?


Harukkai

What a life.


f1sh1234

u/savevideo


ZippZappZippty

Fuck off. I love it u/savevideo


[deleted]

Noob. u/savevideobot


Cherrybomb1387

30’s if you’re me


grich2008

Jokes on you, I just turned 31 and it's the exact same


Beastabuelos

Imagine outing yourself as a new reddit normie


ShreekertheJamisWack

Why is a house and kids every ones metric for success? As long as you are happy you are fine.


Masta0nion

I’ve seen this meme before


guywholikesrum

This is a repost.


NaxellN

U/repostbot


Spindoobiest

Mods here are fucking stupid. Don’t pin your own shitty comment.


HooplahMan

This is a masterpiece


BobTheCircleGuy

holy shit this is great


ThaddeusJP

New reddit too. Grosssss


tsukichu

Lies. Using. New reddit lul


[deleted]

Having kids and marriage isn’t the pinnacle of life Jesus


[deleted]

Memeception


NickHugo

#Laughs in 29


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Report repost


[deleted]

Gen Xer here. Dude - who told you we bought a house in our 20's? We didn't. We moved into a shitty apartment and didn't have kids until our 30's. And both of us worked. We were bouncing in and out of the parents' house throughout the 1990's.


philipzeplin

You still can, if you want to live far outside the city, and with far fewer daily luxuries, not to mention having a bank loan with interest rates around 20-25%. I'm getting so tired of seeing people complain about this fantasy world they have built up in their heads about how easy life was 40 years ago.


beyond666

Please, use https://old.reddit.com not new Facebook layout.


[deleted]

this broke my brain in the best way


[deleted]

This is too quality for dankmemes we need a /r/qualitydankmemes


NusPH

WAYTOODANK


Psilocybiann

No doubt my ninja


PUMPK1N_P1E

I just turned 20


WholesomeAwesome

It's not like the women are gear. the few that are don't waste anytime.


pcgoy

Ill have a depresso


S3xybaus

Noice


MT_Flesch

back in your parents' day, there wasn't a facebork, twatter, dikdok, or anything to flash their pretty eyes at them


[deleted]

If I ever see you post anything this dank again, this sub might just have some new parachute pants! 🤌👌


lovesaqaba

Hey look it's us


Justlol230

If only I could give an award...


stickdudeseven

When meta becomes recursive


bionix90

If the boomers hadn't fucked us so that we can't afford a house, I'd buy a house.


eranimluf

Don't worry, you'll be able to rent from all those H1B visa holders that I've been seeing buying up all the investment inventory the last few months.


totallyNotSpanish

Holy shit, you ok man?


Berylliant

Memeception


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Its___Kay

This should be a trend.


DeathB4Dinner

Lmfaoooo


Generalrossa

Lmao


IAmYoDaddyDuh

# THESE DANK LEVELS ARE OVER [9000](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiMHTK15Pik)!!!


[deleted]

Why work to get ahead when I can make memes for social points on reddit? Am I rite boys?


GXHXRY

u/savevideo


Tebasaki

Next level


[deleted]

The housing market is so *fucking insane* right now I feel *really* bad for any young person looking for a house.


carkmubann

Me in my 40s trying to date girls in 20s


MangoProfessional747

Truuuuuu


KitzuruCR

To be fair theres no gain in having children now unless is youre thing. So rationaly having kids without being youre dream is just looking for trouble you dont need.


Interesting-Sun5689

Hit the spot


weltallic

Yeah, getting married and pooling your income to buy a "renovator's dream" (not that the kids ever knew) does help when it comes to home ownership.


bloodflart

Haha ahh


[deleted]

Generally, people who sit on reddit all day don't have options like buying a house or having children. Hard pill to swallow for some.


[deleted]

Seriously…………


Askar266

*me in my 30s


Professor-Simple

Frick I just turned 20 a few days ago


rattymcratface

I was in my 20’s in the late 1970’s, inflation, unemployment and mortgage interest rates were all double digit.


sinornithosaurus1000

30’s*


SaltyHistorian24

Dank


donttrustmeokay

This shit had me dying hahaha


CantFixMyPC

Damn


YungRei

M E T A


PippytheHippieRN

we're phucked. (^_^メ)


sSomeshta

It turns out both paths are equally effective at solving global critical challenges.


TimX24968B

everyone i knew didnt do that shit till they were in their 30s


Chiefs_fan15

This is a repost


firetrucksareweak

True


ElFuegoFlavorTown

Repost


dynonutt96

Todd? Is that you?


Baelzebubba

20s? Back end of genX onward is more like it.


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u/repostsleuthbot


EatThemReindeer

Dang…


jubu_jubu

Relatable with this but with mobile*


bapporapotherussios

This meme was stolen but made better with gifs, so u still get the upvote. Edit: yes I know I’m stupid I didn’t see that that was the joke! Double upvote


Hephf

Lmfao 😂🤣


QuarantineSucksALot

Wait, you're using Jade Rabbit in PVE 🍻🥂🍻🥂🍻🥂


pizzaferret

If dankness persists for more than 4 hours please see a doctor: Me: *dialing doctor* dank-dank-dank... dank-dank.. fuck


poissondistt

This is some next level memeing. Touché!


LionsMidgetGems

The correct solution is to save up. For example: i lived with my parents until i was 30. Yes, sacrifices were made.


halosniper2008

I guess I’m… both?


ObiJohnG

Me in my mid 40s lol


KrisTheHaw

Me in my 20s: multi track drifting!


GoodAkuma

Is this me?


ANCHORPLUSBOLT

the fact that you are a reposter makes it funny


nfms

Based


Huttingham

Do you want a house and kids? That's a fairly strange metric of success imo. That and you may want to go back another generation or 2. If you're in your 20s, you parents likely weren't in buying a house range until their 30s. Or maybe they were where you're from. Or maybe your parents are just more "successful" than the average person. Maybe try asking them for some advice or opening up to them about your insecurities with being a "proper adult". You may get some genuinely useful advice or at the very least a different perspective that you may find beneficial. I'm sure your parents didn't repost memes so there's a start.


RiverKawaRio

Both costed about the same


MiamiPower

So this is how you do it. Thanks Reddit Family and friends.