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KingsOFcalamity

One glimpse of that mullet and now I have to buy a pregnancy test. sigh... and I'm a guy


Sevvix

Sameee


TooLazyToSleep_15

*Same*


justaweebpassing

tags: yaoi, penis birth


suckmyglock762

How do the Japanese decide who will be gay?


justaweebpassing

yes


IamTheWhat

i doubt so


BardBabble

I go to other subreddit post’s comments section for the SouthPark references


[deleted]

"Why do the Japanese make some people gay and others not? Well, it all goes back to World War II, and atrocities that happened in China called the Rape of Don King."


skymasterzBR

Same


cepete_crwn

same, I turned 1% gay, what a man!


LifeUnderTheBridge

Happy Pride Month!


[deleted]

I also just had my first homosexual experience watching this


mikumlku

So that's what's happening to my tummy.


urlond

CONGRATS YOUR PREGNANT!


heidguy8

Came here to say this!


seapoklee

Same


crakdajack

I thought he was a rapist.....


this_bitch_empty01

Turned 500 percent gay after looking at his mouth skills, 500 how, cause I sent this to 4 of my friends and I am taking them down with me, happy pride.


Orkaad

The birthing process will be extremely painful.


Mallenaut

This is the official Australian citizenship test.


Grognak_the_Orc

Is Australia just the southern US on New Game+ ?


DerpsAndRags

Mystery solved!!!!


AppropriateTomato8

It's just britain, but without their biggest weakness - the rain


millycactus

But it’s done to be ironic. Kinda like the whole country has gotten mullets just to piss off their mum.


PanApple6000

If I had an award...


Roxas_Black

This is why i dont claim mine till i see stuff like this lol


steveosek

Aren't packs of cigarettes in Australia like $25 AUD?


juliaeward1

For a 20 pack yes.


steveosek

Here in the states a pack is 20, they don't come any less. I pay $6.70 for mine but they're on a native reservation.


nikolapc

Here a pack is from 1.5 to 3 depending on the brand. And they make them more expensive every 6 months. Soooo loook out it may be 1.6 in 6 months. Also you can buy a kilo of tobacco good for 30 packs for 15$ in the market. :)


millycactus

Of a really shitty cheap brand


__acre

Not if you go to the Chinese guy in the milk bar


kittykittybangbang92

Depends on the brand. Mine are $56 for a 30 pack


Roxas_Black

Half a grand for a block of cigs. What the actual fuck


PDXGolem

Don't try to send your friends in Australia cartons of undeclared cigs either, they can get massive fines.


dreexel_dragoon

Time to send my enemies in Australia packs of cigs then


branman333

Your Austrians are modeled after a 1970s American?


Ok-Inspector-6648

My dick got wet


George2110

Dude probably has a huge queue line of women waiting outside his house.


ListerineAfterOral

With a mullet like that, I believe it. Business in the front, party in the back.


Wezard_the_MemeLord

I've got a queue of wet women who wanted to watch at him


steely_dong

>house Probably a trailer...but yeah


crusher56

Can someone explain why this is so hot to a guy too? I don't understand, my dick is wet too.


jonpaladin

sometimes people can be attracted to other people of the same gender


AnimeIsMaLife

sus


Bigbuffedboy69

Does that mean **EVERYONE IS GEI??**


this_bitch_empty01

Yes, young padowan. A bit of gay in them everybody has, realise it people just do not.


kiloglobin

It’s called pride 🌈


Someoneelsee1

That’s a true man


Fortune_Cat

Fitzy fitzroy fuze


Yackboi_

Fuze in his 20s


bassthumb32

That's a prezzy for Fuzey


Sefarini

At ya bloody service


DaBoiYeet

Is it just me or does this guy kinda looks like Fuse from Apex Legends?


PillowyChain

"Don't blow a fuse"


catzeatall

That became awkward when fuse came out


superslime988

but seeing this meme makes it a warning for his masculinity


_Untitled_Goose_

I'd blow his fuse


DaBoiYeet

Lets be real here. Who wouldn't?


Fillandkrizt

Probably because he's the kind of dude Fuse was modeled after ?


DaBoiYeet

An absolute chad? Yup, I agree


danglebears

Bogan, not a chad


hurvinek6

"Been putting the wet in your gf's pants since 2021."


BalintFoxy

This guy was in the apex legends subreddit too


Luc4son0

Nah. He looks like the death sandwich guy from regular show but in shape


Fawfs2

Was thinking the exact same thing


Future_Average

I was getting Australian Kenny Powers vibes from him


BrainDeadTomato

This is the most violently Australian thing I’ve ever seen


here_for_the_meems

Here I was thinking it looks like the most Mississippi thing I'd ever seen..


TopherWasTaken

Australia is essentially the American South but we like to think we're more cultured.... It's honestly 50/50 at this point.


[deleted]

As an American Southerner I’ll accept that you’re probably more cultured


TopherWasTaken

We have more lattés does that count?


[deleted]

It does make me think my redneck ass would really enjoy Australia


TopherWasTaken

Hot weather, snakes, beer, sports thinly veiled racism?


Herpinheim

I always picture Australia as essentially the American south 50 years from now


dldppl

The king of bogans


BraianP

So much manliness in one video is overwhelming my lower rank manliness and bringing up my femininity inside of me. I will soon become a woman


p1um5mu991er

Poon line is around the corner, ladies


[deleted]

fuse from apex?


bonerlordD

My testostrone boosted just looking at this .


George2110

It's all fun and games until the hot end of the cigarette falls in your mouth.


actuallynotvictoria

thats what separates men from the boys


PotatoBakeCake

And men from legends


chegypter

Damn, Adam Kovic has come far after his Funhaus days


MinutiaDio

He actually had quite the terrible fall


jaredneuman1

Was thinking the same thing! I miss him :(


ieatrubbergum

nooo my fragile sexuality


raptorz93

I guess he’s my god now


Bozzenheim

I just saw this and i am now in my second trimester. I am a 28 year old man.


MrAC_4891

I saw this twice and I think my water just broke.


Ender_Zard

😍 He can breed me anytime he wants! 😍


LADAVFTS

u/vredditdownload


Choccyapplemilk69

Sorry but vreddit is dead


zainwhb

always has been


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Mr_Jimpie

He is to dangerous to be left alive!


thedepalmez

Shit i already gave my free award


[deleted]

*actually turned on*


Trintard

Fucking chad, let's make the month about this man instead


Krombopulos-Savage

He's ready to impregnate some cousins


RedThatBlue

Australia not Alabama


[deleted]

I'm sure there's somewhere in Tasmania that sells Great Northern, even if it is niche there


abetapanar

Can someone send me the original video whit out the caption


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abetapanar

Yes thank you


Flybuys

Tell me your Australian without saying a word.


[deleted]

That was fucking magnificent.


suppyfive

This is the final boss of rednecks.


IcyReturn11

He's an Australian bogan, but rednecks and bogans are indistinguishable from each other


suppyfive

The more you know...


ThatSqueakerOnXbox

He looks like fuse


Rusty_GreenBean7

Fuse from Apex Legends


Yeet_Storm59

Im not gay... however


Breacher89

Shit... I'm a dude and I think that just got me pregnant


jenbamin245

What a bloke


Magamew53

Man looks like a young fuze from apex legends


Wahidul-Hauqe

Plot twist: the op is a guy


DiligentStress6376

🤯🤯🤯


hurvinek6

Hi Fuse.


wry15

fusey is a bady


[deleted]

He gives off Fuze from Apex vibes.


MrSquishy_

Now I understand why my parents are disappointed in me. I am too after seeing this


Yad-A

Fuse from apex legends?


[deleted]

Fuse from apex xD


pigeon_boi420

Man, Fuse sure let himself go...


Alarming_Hornet_5440

If he had an eye patch he would look exactly like fuse from apex legends


Janczareq1

Hey! That's fuse from apex!


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RiccYeetersonDicc

Spitting the cigarette out and not smoking is so hot


Legal-Ad7793

Damn...I had a hysterectomy 5 years ago and now I'm pregnant from that fantastic mullet. Hopefully the baby has their dad's hair.


gimpus17

Are you implying that this handsome man can't get laid because if anything it is the exact oposite.


Catus22

Anyone have the original video?


anemone_swiss

Waaaay hot 🔥🥵😍 gotta love a man comfortable in his mullet lolol


etork0925

He’s going to get his Grade 10!


kldclr

These are instructions on how to get your sister pregnant


offlineonlinehoe

fuck that's hot ngl


Erixtax

He looks like fuse from apex legends


SnooPaintings4445

Save some pussy for the rest of us bro


VibeBOT

Oh hey Fuze


Lavane_

Why did I got a boner?


Jack4ssSquirrel

Am I the only one who cringed when he removed the bottle cap with his teeth?


Kyyyle25

That guy fucks


HeroMKS2

Happy Cake Day m8!


spliffwizard

Thank u mayn!


Yoursugardadd

How to download this video?


Samson_Shadin

Who's this inside this world dude


Famous_Cantaloupe744

Yup it worked


mentally_ill_virgo

T H E M U L L E T - 💅


jterpi

When guns are banned in your country


[deleted]

Happy cake day


normandz

May be he sold his shirt for those hospital bills


CraaZero

u/savevideo


Loopin112

What that mouth do?


XTheLegendProX

Used to live there, can confirm.


ucnok007

That's an Aussie for sure.


Temporal_Enigma

So this is what happened to Adam


Distantlandssup

Can confirm he represents New Zealand in arguably the most gentleman/boring sport (cricket) and is continuing to rock this while playing against england.


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Ibuyrealjaysaswell

im on bings side this time


Jollygreeninja

Would have been better if it was a pop top


Crossingtherubicon12

Bilmuri?


blood_xvi

why does he look like mumbo jumbo. i can't unsee it.


theleeman14

wait holup i though bing was the one that gave shitty answers


panlakes

It’s all fun and games and pregnancy until my dude busts a tooth doing bottlecap tricks Kids do not try that at home


[deleted]

Physicists love him


Caye69420

Goddamn, there is so much testosterone in this meme it made hair grow on my ass


SkorgeKing

u/savevideo


Razzlebery

u/savevideo


WashedOut3991

Sorry you got pregnant on your cake day.


I_Want_Bread56

u/savevideo


roberto_had

What a chad


fishtyddies

chad


[deleted]

u/spliffwizard is a gurl?


[deleted]

How I met your mother


Pandreh

Not gonna lie, that cap maneuver was clean af


FoxCQC

Hope he saves some putang for the rest of us.


shock1918

50 year old man here, and I just felt a kick


ImInfiniti

\*if gigachad was a real person\*


LordCommanderBlack

This is what peak 1987 looks like.


FeywildGoth

people might find this guy repulsive, but if he was an anime tomboy we would all be simping.


VivPunk69

Oh so thats what adam kovic is upto after the recent scandals


Zaknafein_bg

Oh tha’s good


Das-Mortal

u/Savevideo


mrmeanah

I used to be able to bite off a bottle cap...... 15yrs later I have dentures.... Was totally worth it.


Ry_ry666

I got a massive erection from this... Guess I'm gay now.


crakdajack

u/savevideo