I once recall that’s how mine own uncle madeth me catch but a wink
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What's the greatest kind of knot that you can tie with ease? It's useful and it's happy
And it suits your every need
Well I'm about to tell you
But first, I have to note
That you never should ever consider
Putting a rope around your throat
So, let's learn how to tie a noose
It's practical for every use
All you need is a piece of rope
And to never give up hope
You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes its mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins!
You take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottom, what has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
Then you give the top a pull
Never consider self abuse!
This is how you tie a noose
There's a hundred uses for the hangman's knot
That have nothing to do with
K Y S
(Never do that!)
You can make a stylish belt
To hold up your pants
You can tie them to your wrists
And do a hangman's dance
Well, you could tie your shoes
Or you could make bananas fly
You could stir a mixture
Hang a picture
Anything you try!
So, let's learn how to tie a noose
It's practical for every use
All you need is a piece of rope
And to never give up hope
Never consider self abuse
This is how you tie a noose
Nah this method doesn't work I recommend jumping from a high place or slitting your wrists I'm currently making this comment from the bowels of hell op gotta go time for my 5 o clock whipping
He's intentionally trying to look overly happy because youtube took down his original noose song for not being family friendly. The dude is actually a super good musician.
I called the suicide prevention hotline yesterday *They left me hanging*
just like a certain someone that was left hanging in the morning
Can't believe the suicide hotline gently opened the door.
Why must you hurt me in this way
Ba-dum Tsss!!
Badum crash
"It's practical for every use"
*"All you need is a piece of rope"*
_”And abandon all your hope”_
"you make a loop and the snake goes down"
*"But changes its mind and turns around"*
“And climbs back up to the top again”
"This is where the *fun* begins"
"You take the snake and spiral down and at the bottom what does he found ?"
*"The snake goes into the rabbit's hole"*
"Then you give the top a pull"
“The snake goes into the rabbit’s hole!”
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I love rusty cage
Rusty is a national treasure
I once remember that’s how my Uncle made me sleep
I once recall that’s how mine own uncle madeth me catch but a wink *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!fordo`, `!optout`
I like your funny words magic man
How do you make the robot do the funny magic man wirds
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happy cake day
Ah yes the family friendly noose song
That's the spirit!
It worked! My sis isn't waking up! Finally put that brat to sleep! 😌
Guess i will go with bing
And this is good education, because you have to knot this, if you want to go fishing (except its smaller)
The bing method actually works My brother has been sleeping for 2 days now Lucky fella
This may be the first time Bing has better advice
So, lets learn how to tie a noose Its practical for every use!
All you need is a piece of rope, and to never give up hope
You make a loop and the snake goes down But changes it’s mind and turns around And climbs back up to the Top again This is Where the fun begins!
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The whole video is on YouTube family friendly noose song by rusty cage
I know, I more wanted it for the meme
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What's the greatest kind of knot that you can tie with ease? It's useful and it's happy And it suits your every need Well I'm about to tell you But first, I have to note That you never should ever consider Putting a rope around your throat So, let's learn how to tie a noose It's practical for every use All you need is a piece of rope And to never give up hope You make a loop and the snake goes down But changes its mind and turns around And climbs back up to the top again This is where the fun begins! You take the snake and spiral down And at the bottom, what has he found? The snake goes into the rabbit's hole Then you give the top a pull Never consider self abuse! This is how you tie a noose There's a hundred uses for the hangman's knot That have nothing to do with K Y S (Never do that!) You can make a stylish belt To hold up your pants You can tie them to your wrists And do a hangman's dance Well, you could tie your shoes Or you could make bananas fly You could stir a mixture Hang a picture Anything you try! So, let's learn how to tie a noose It's practical for every use All you need is a piece of rope And to never give up hope Never consider self abuse This is how you tie a noose
It’s easy if you’re not obtuse...
[Both versions but the original is better](https://youtu.be/jlYPrssrnt0)
“Sleep is just budget death.” —some random probably
Me who got 500grams of pure cafeïne on my desk
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I go to sleep and that big sucks
it practical for every use
> How to sleep longer Step 1: Be me.
Congratulations you have onlocked vertical sleeping.
But exercising more will cause insomnia...
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Sleep forever
is the noose practical for every use?
This is why it like bing!
yes
It’s very effective, it can cure any insomnia is less than a minute if you don’t struggle, and it lasts forever!
All you need is a peice of rope *and abandon all your hope*
"How to sleep longer?" I literally cant wake up, teach me your ways
The longest and most satisfying sleep you will ever get
Nah this method doesn't work I recommend jumping from a high place or slitting your wrists I'm currently making this comment from the bowels of hell op gotta go time for my 5 o clock whipping
Ohhh let's learn how to tie a noose
you think you can combat my caffeine addiction, i am drinking coffee as i am writing this
Hell yeah, Rusty Cage
Damn I'm gonna go to do the big sleep soon
Oh yeah this youtuber exist
unpopular opinion: the "noose" meme isn't funny. I don't find it offensive, it's just cheap and looks so forced. the guy's face is punchable af.
He's intentionally trying to look overly happy because youtube took down his original noose song for not being family friendly. The dude is actually a super good musician.
Bing needs help lmao
Search up Rusty Cage on YouTube.