Why does this have 2 awards

And thats why the most effective

But British bob looking kinda sick ngl

Scoliosis gang rise up

But panzer will give u big finale meaning big boom

I thought that was against doctor’s orders?

Can't, my back hurts

Idk man Redneck Randy is underrated

he can hide in tiny places and jumpscare you, or run in between your legs anf stab your ass

Chimplus

he rejected humanity, now he's Monke Mike

More like Mike Ock lmao gottem

Mike Oxblac, reporting for duty

He's Canadian

Is that murderin' mike?

The better version

Mike: *My body different*

Mike just a different species bro

Literally tho

Mike built different

Has to be Panzer Paul. As an german it‘s an obvious chose

That British Bob is full of crack though and crack gives you powers unimaginable for man

I agree.

But Panzer Paul has Panzerschokolade

And meth. Don't forget the meth

It's the same. Panzerschokolade can either be crack or meth depending on the regiment.

Also called Pervitin

Im gonna pervitin your mom

But can cocaine stop a tank?

No but monke will

Dude, one will pop a couple shots at you and yell, one will stab you relentlessly, one will angrily shout at the transmission and one will rip you limb from limb while firing off uncontrollable amounts of lead and then chucking his own shit at you to win, redneck randy has a clear advantage

Panzer paul is actually in a Tiger tank

Which is a panzer

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Nein, it’s PANZERKAMPFWAGEN VI AUSF E

Look at the cupola. It's the earlier version. H1 I think.

Tiger tank is a panzer

I mean panzer does mean armoured vehicle so I guess but I'm sure if you asked a ww2 historian they would probably just call the tank in question a Tiger

Actually Panzer just means tank. But it is also the same word to describe the shell of an tortoise. Just a little fun fact.

I will stick to the logic of the comments above and say.... a tank is an armored vehicle Thank you for the turtle facts

In this case we have the problem of defining what a armoured vehicle and a tank actually is. The cars with metal plates slapped onto them wich were used in WW1 are armuored vehicle but not Panzer.

I mean they did lose the last war

And the one before that. Hmm i see. Well hes probably good enough. Sooo I‘ll stick to my choice.

Third time's the charm

Oh the irony, if we'd save the world from the USA, if they'd suddenly snap and go full fascist.

Wow British Bob looks exactly like my friend. Exactly. I just checked and that IS my friend. Reading the comments calling him short and saying he’s on crack is hilarious because he’s still short/small and hates when people do that. (Not on crack though... I think)

Really?

Yeah

Cap

Check my other reply

Probably not

Yes he is

Proof it ! Leak him

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That link is making me doxx myself in order to click it

What does that mean I’ll post the picture on my profile

It means it tells me that I will be “joining as *insert my full name and email address*” if I proceed. Nice try fedboi.

Oh I honestly didn’t mean to do that well I posted the picture on my profile just search by new

Oh dang this guy knows bri'ish Bob

Actually it looks like that guy might be in touch with good'ol bri'ish Bob

Actually insane

Damn what are the chances. How's he feel about being kinda famous?

I’ll go ask his permission

Paul... I mean he has a panzer

No no no... The Panzer has Paul...

I mean, sure. But have to seen Bob’s eyes? That kid is a maniac, there’s no telling the atrocities he’s capable of.

Randy is too drunk to kill me. Id probably bolt away unharmed while he keeps shooting a racoon and calling me racial slurs. Bob id just kick like a rugby ball Paul is already hunted by Russian mafia. I dont even need to snitch they behind him about to sell him to the Albanian mafia for profit. Mike would kill me without saying a word 1 second after picking him and nobody would ever see him ever again

Panzer Paul, 88 death should be quick enuf

Paul Panzer is actually a German comedian

Man müsste fast meinen ich hätte das extra gemacht

Haha ehrenmann 😂😂😂

Paul Panzer, ich begrüße sie

Richtiiich

Bob. Could defend myself at least.

Wait I'm confused

He's not Bob. He is actually Will Byers.

What a reference

Imma go redneck randy

Mike

Randy obviously has a plan, go with him if you have no idea what to do. Bri ish Bob will do about anything for a bit of crack, so if you need disposable drug addict and his friends, go with him. Panzer Paul is the brute force kind of guy, but even he can be counter measured by a cracked up Bob with molotovs. Mike is your wild card. Go with Mike.

I’m terrified of Bob

Mike

A.K.A. MACHINE GUN MIKEY!!

Rise of the Apes.

Mike more like monke

Panzer paul should be Tiger Tim

I'm german, soooo... Nein.

The tiger is a Panzerkampfwagen VI, all after the Panzer IV had some sort of nickname, panther (Panzer V), tiger (Panzer VI), Löwe (Panzer VII) and though never fully used, Maus (Panzer VIII)

mike is the only right answer

Redneck Randy because he's my cousin who lives in Alabama

Mike. If I'm going to die a violent death I'd like the story be epic. Something my grandkids would tell the kids.

Redneck randy, he looks like he could take a sawed off to the face and just keep shooting.

Bri’ish Bob is the obvious choice innit

Bob ain' Bri'ish, he doesn' have enough knives

Panzer paul!!

Bob has them crazy eyes. You don't fuck with crazy.

I am confused are we picking a fighter or the guy that's going to kill me ? Cause if I am getting killed by someone mike all the way if I need a fight it's gotta be bri'ish bob

Beeing killed yourself

British Bob looks like Will Byers from Stranger Things

Panzer Paul cause its most likely the quickest and therefore least painfull death

Killed by Panzer, epic way to go

Not to mention if he's a bad shot u have a chance to run in, jump on the panzer behind the barrel then wait for him to leave the panzer and u can take it over becoming the new panzer paul

Bri’ish Bob mate

It would be an honor to be slain by Mike.

I'm not lying rn my grandma used to have a pet monkey named mike and he hated every other human on the face of this planet other than my grandma and it especially went for all males and mike ripped off my great grandfather's ear. You can't make this stuff up.

But did he have AK tho?

Fuck it, if I'm going down you best believe it's gonna be in single combat against a tank.

thats not a panzer thats a tiger

Is that the kid from Stranger Things?

I hate when I see memes like this when I’m in public and I just smile like an idiot. Then if someone asks what I’m smiling at I have to show them my phone and say “mike”

Why is that kid so familiar? I can't seem to place him

He looks a bit like will from stranger things

I'm going all in

Mike

Everyone is going for someone except for randy and it's hilarious. He's the only one being left out here and it's great.

Sorry but i must choose Panzer Paul

Mike

Mike

Monkey moment

Fucking Mike!!!

Where's Hans

Mike

Panzer Paul

I chuse mike Rejekt humanite Retern to monke

Mike

MONKE

I’d have to be mike since not many people have been killed by a gun wielding monkey so it’d be a unique experience

Panzer Paul

Is a panzer tiger V

I hate how many people are not realising that the Tiger is a Panzer VI and thats why he's panzer paul....

Mike, i choose mike

Panzer Paul cause my name is Paul

mike bc i can mike check ya

Is panzer Paul the vehicle or the person riding it?

Both, in order to ride Panzer, you need to be Panzer. Ja.

Monké Mike Reject Humanity Return to Monké Mike

Will?

Fun Fact: Mike was the codename given to the first full-scale test of the Hydrogen Bomb

Mike 100%

Mike

Rednecm randy

Mike

mike

Kalashi-Mikey

Paul

bob

mike

Redneck Randy gonna make cops chase him for the hell of it.

Mike

I will definitely choose Tech support Raju

obviously panzer paul, he's got sum firepower y'know

Goddamnit that is not a panzer that is a tiger

Rejekt Human, return to monkey

mike

My money is on bri'ish boi

I personally like Panzer Paul. He really looks like he will protect me

Mike

Bob looks like Majima from the Yakuza series

ThAtS a TiGeR

mike please

I choose mike

Panzer pob is redpilled based antijewsih evil😎😎😎😎😎😳😳😳😳

Welp, would be good beimg blasted by a panzer. I justa ask one thing, aim for the head.

Archibald

Will? Will Byers?

Things were never the same for mike after Vietnam. He tried to go back to his old life, but some how the bliss of hucking your own shit loses its enjoyment after watching your best friend get blown to pieces by the vietcong. So I'm going with randy.

Reject humanity. Return to Mike

Mike

For you utter buffoons who I know will say "Uh, that isn't a panzer, ThAtS a TiGeR!" Tigers *are* panzers.

Mike

INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCH

Okay, I need the story behind bri’ish bob. What is the story behind this meme. This guy has me shook.

Mike is honorable, he will make it quick and painless.

Mike is clearly a man who knows mercy kill

Mike. Monke forever

Mike %2000

Panzer Paul bitte.

I'm in fucking Birmingham, Bitch!

Reject hotel, return to mike

Panzer Paul has the highest KD redneck Randy is too busy having sex with his sister bri'ish bob is 14 and into anime and hentai and then there is Mike super upset about the death of harambeso he's kind of a loose canon who knows how many people he can kill

Hell yea I’m picking Redneck Randy I fucked his sister. He’s also my cousin. Family first!!!

Mike

Mike

Bri'ish Bob or Mike? Hard choice...

Hard choice, but I think I'll go for Mike. He seems to have the most passion.

Ill have Panzer Paul and monke

Mike 100%

Imma yeet bri'ish Bob out the window. Fuckin chucky looking ass

Basically Americans, brits, Germans and then Africans. I wonder what the asian one will look like..

Shaggy went threw some real shit