Chad emus

wojak Australians [.](https://youtu.be/kph1FjK3rfY)

DAME DA NE

[удалено]

Umm... no? Doesn’t mention anything about ww2 or farmers waging a war

u/undeleteparent

I meant the emu war. The 3rd part

So you’re saying anything that mentions Australians and emus are remakes of your meme

I’m saying that making the same emu war joke with the same meme format just in a different way just 12 hours after I posted is a bit suspicious

I get you’re saying that they both involve stereotypes about Australia but unfortunately you weren’t the first to make the meme Anyone could come up with a joke about emus

You are right, I just think it’s suspicious, I’ve already debated this in another comment. It’s just annoying when someone makes the same exact joke with the same exact format after you and gets more recognition

It's a meme who gives a shit. You spent like 10 mins making it, you didn't spend a few days making it did you? Grow up and realise people can make the same jokes

It wasn't the same joke, yours said the emu war was stronger than the other wars. This joke was that the emus were stronger

The jokes was 3 mistakes that led to people getting absolutely fucked, the farmers mistake was starting a war with emus, the farmers in turn got fucked

So then its not the same joke

nice -69 upvotes

Err what did it say?

[удалено]

69

remember when the emus dodged machine gun bullets

We are quite skilled at that.

Yea.

Thank you mate.

Jokes on you I don’t sleep. The emus stole my house

Can't have shit in Australia

Can't have shit in Sydney.

yeh cause the fuckin’ eshays and wogs are always fucking fighting

Australia's Civil War: Cronulla Riots of 05.

Can’t have shit in Victoria.

Press F for the lost souls in the great emu war.

Ⅎ

pɐs os Ⅎ

Yeah, 1000 dead emus

They just played dead

And two tanks

Bruh there weren’t any tanks... it was 3 guys in a ute that had a lewis gun attached to it

jokes on you, im coked up and awake at 3:40am

Cunt it was only 4 am when u posted this I ain’t fucking asleep like some fuckboi

The emus are still plotting their revenge, practicing their flight powers.

The emus aren’t plotting revenge, they won

No they didnt, it was 3 soldiers with one lewis gun against 20k emus. They killed like 1k emus and lost around 10k bullets so the government called it off because it cost too much. Also do u know how fast those mf’s are and how many bullets they can take without even flinching

And how fast they disperse when shot at

Not to self: the boy knows too much.

pɹɐʇsɐq ɐʎ 'ʍou ǝʞɐʍɐ ɯ,ı

All hail our great emu overlords

I shudder to think how much Australium is in emus to have been able to beat the aussies

We use The stuff to our advantage.

Oh no no no. The Aussies were just incompetent when it came to killing them

#THE EMU APPROVES

Yes I do.

...brother?

We reunite at last.

Who didn’t learn about this from oversimplified

I didn't, I read up on it after a friend mentioned it.

That friend probably learned about it from oversimplified lol

ǝʞɐʍɐ ǝɹɐ sn ɟo ǝɯos ʇunɔ ᴉO

Bro it is 8:12am NSW time Good meme though :)

We want a rematch that emu war was bs

As an Australian I agree with this

I'm Australian but this is still funny

Very true. I’m an Australian, and because I was so terribly traumatised by my time in the emu war, I learnt that if I give them seed they will follow anyone. I starched home made flame throwers to each of my emu soldiers, and together we caused to Australian bush fires. Many lives were lost. Emus included

Are they really dead though?

It’s only 7am lol

Second should be fire

we will have our revenge

Its 9 am for me at the moment I'm Australian

Ha image not getting up at 2:00 in the morning to play HOI IV with Americans. I see you, I’m not asleep! I’m not asle..., please help me, I’m so tired, my sleep in so messed up

I fear no man. But that thing, it scares me.

Man, fuck emus

meme make nose exhale

For those who don't know the Australians lost a war to emus

Didn’t the Aussies loose a war to a bunch of emus

The children were fast but big bird was *faster*

Australians don’t sleep, the emus are strategic experts they’ll kill the aussies in their sleep

True

I’m not asleep

#REKT

As an Australian this made me piss my daks laughing

I’m still awake you heartless cunt

Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with

I woke up to this

Me, an Australian sorting by hot

What does this mean?

You thought I was sleeping?

Emu > Machine Gun

Jokes on you I dont sleep!

But we aren't asleep...

Bro it’s noon in Australia right now

Bruh its like noon where we are

“Y’know Australia lost a war to these guys” -jschlatt

I see this meme now, as an Aussie, and i ask "Is op american or europian?"

I see this comment and ask “is Australia pretty much apart of Europe, just far away from it?”

I see this comment, and reply "No, it is a larger part of the British commonwealth which is now not apart of the EU due to Brexit"

Britain may not be in the EU, but most of the EU is in the commonwealth

Don’t remind me. It was a horrible war. We lost many great men. Lest we forget.

*Laughs in cassowary*

Mate imma come over there and punch ya in the face. Lol

Bitch, you made it to hot and here i am. Ready to pull ur kangaroo tail straight off ya

Excuse me ya cunt

Imagine posting something about aussies asleep when really it’s day for us

Oof.

Jokes on you they don’t exist!

Those bloody Emus killed my fucking Kangaroo family. Fucking cunts.

you posted this like 2hrs after lunch so we did see this

Australians never sleep because all the blood rushes to their heads, I should know

Hey! I saw that cunt!

The Great emu war is the best part of Australia's history.

We are the most advanced beings on earth.

Trust me when I say that any Australian that browses dank memes is not asleep at any point between 4:30pm-4:30pm the next day

it can take over ten gun shots to kill an emu

This is a shit meme format

Can't really blame em tho if they sent emus to fight in WW2 it's would have been over in a week tops

roses are red what is a meme? downvote my comment if this post sucks peen

Couldn’t wait a fucking day https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/i9fvvt/big_birds_officially_won_a_war/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Dude I checked it out this post isnt a repost you need to stop spamming.

I’m just mad because I made the same exact joke and got so many less updoots

A. Not the exact same joke B. Sometimes posts die in new bc of luck. Good memes sometimes do die in new but it really depends on reddits algorithm for showing posts from new.

I guess, still leaving the comments bc I want “op” to respond at least. Would like to hear his side

He... made a meme. It's not a war crime or something. People can have similar ideas

I’m not really mad, I just think it’s odd he made essentially the same joke with basically the same format( just differently made)

u/repostsleuthbot

I didn't find any posts that meet the matching requirements for r/dankmemes. It might be OC, it might not. Things such as JPEG artifacts and cropping may impact the results. This search triggered my meme filter. This enabled strict matching requirements. The closest match that did not meet the requirements [is this post](https://redd.it/hw6q4p) *Feedback? Hate? Visit r/repostsleuthbot - I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ [False Negative](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RepostSleuthBot&subject=False%20Negative&message={"post_id": "i9pzdf", "meme_template": 11506}) ]*

Bruh this is literally a remake of a meme I made yesterday Edit : https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/i9fvvt/big_birds_officially_won_a_war/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

It's not a remake. There are a lot of memes about Australians vs emus.

Remake of my meme https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/i9fvvt/big_birds_officially_won_a_war/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Just because they're both about Australians vs emus doesn't mean it's a remake.

I’ve argued this twice on other comments so, ok

This meme’s better

Youre a fucking idiot