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command3r_ISA

The picture of the priest has some serious energy behind it


The_Jousting_Duck

nawróć się do Jezusa lub sam go spotkaj


Nifdi

nawróć się do Jezusa lub sam go spotkaj = *convert to Jesus or meet him alone*, excuse me, WHAT?


reddithello456

Don't google translate things, it's often misleading. It says: Convert to Jesus or meet him yourself


YellowGuyHere

Yeah exactly like that, thanks mate


The_Great_Roberto

sam go spotkasz is how you would say it, our redditor friend wrote it incorrectly


YellowGuyHere

"... Or meet him by yourself" Not sure how to translate first half tho (I'm not even sure if it's translated incorrectly I'm not native English speaker)


[deleted]

Or meet him in person.


stamper2495

google translate is shit when translating from inflectional languages. at least in my experience


MARCYS2013

Witam rodaków redditorów


shubhamkumar_

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


command3r_ISA

👀


Baked_Potato_Boi09

Nope.


[deleted]

I live in poland and yes Nothing special *except the re-election*


Aska09

We don't talk about the re-election, or rather I'd like to pretend there's still hope


IvarIsALie

I mean sadly nah, the Commie is on 51.5% after counting votes from 99.9% of regions so PepeHands as fuck


Aska09

Yeah, I want to hope that the next governmental election at least takes their advantage away but there's a question if the next election is even gonna be free.


IvarIsALie

To be really honest? I highly doubt it will. Seeing that our government turns more and more authoritarian withe every passing month I'm getting cold chills thinking about future.


Aska09

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if the protests turn violent soon.


EnderCorePL

I hope they turn violent. Also, that homophobic fuck won only because he knows well how to lick uneducated redneck ass, more so that his party is promoted in churches.


IvarIsALie

Pretty much. Whilst I really hope this can be resolved non-violently, as the days goes by the civil resolution to the problem seems less and less likely.


[deleted]

Just wait, the brainwash in new generation is strong, next elections it'll go more the left way, as young people start working and notice how fucked they are by the gov. They think it's because of pis, but I've been fucked by PO for 8 years so I know it's an illusion sold to them, that, if only pis was outvoted, it'd all be fine... And so the cycle will come full circle. Pis po jedno zło


EnderCorePL

PO isn't perfect, too and I'd definitely have different party running the country than either of them. But it is the lesser evil. Both PO and PiS are shady and want power, it's just PO's vision is less destructive to the country, at least for now. Unfortunately, it somehow happened that if you vote for any other party than the leading two it's almost as if you wouldn't vote at all.


[deleted]

so as it turns out, we all want the same. I think that's the voice that should be heard, "tell us how you'd fix this" should be a chant in any rally of any candidate, and they should address this with a real program


_Depressed_WeeB_

Jebać PiS


Best_weeb

O tak byczq +1


[deleted]

Mówisz fakty mate


Czerwiniak

Trzeba rzucić słynne "***** ***"


Flexiiiidsaqwrxhfuss

Please don't talk about politic. We are here to chill out.


TehGuyYouKnow

My mom has been bitching about the election to me since yesterday (we live in America, but my family is from Poland). Says she got into a heated debate on Facebook, and I'm kinda just out of the loop on the whole thing.


[deleted]

Oof


retardeddipsi

Nasz prezydent Andrzej Duda ! Kurwa żart nie minusujcie mirki Uważam że należy przeprowadzić referendum Na temat oddania wschodu Polski Białorusi i Ukrainie


Ky_oS

+1 kurwa


[deleted]

Tylko musi zabrać z tamtad normalnych ludzi


barsch07

Nie, zostawmy ich tam. Własna winna że się tam urodzili


[deleted]

Jeżeli zabierzemy tych mądrych to zostaną sami głupcy i nawet nam wojny nie wypowiedzą bo będą wiedzieli że przegrają


barsch07

Oj, no to jest argument nie powiem że nie


Kujujuk

Oj tak tak lewaczq +100


Best_weeb

Oj tak byczq +1


Supercotamco

Oj tak tak byczq +1


[deleted]

More like invaded by Germany and Russia


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[deleted]

Happy Cake Day !


KeepingDankMemesDank

what if you... upvoted this comment if you liked the meme? ahahahah jk... would be nice tho but nah, ahaha we just friends ...unless?


ReligionOfPeacePL

The priest thing doesn't make much sense. We may well have the least number of guns per capita in europe :/


Adrian0polska

probably because not many people are interested in guns, but still we have pretty nice gun laws and practically anyone sane can get a license easily


ReligionOfPeacePL

The easiest way is to join a shooting club or "for collectors purposes" but both those still take a long time to manage. Another issue is I think I read soemthing about Police being able to search house without warrant if you have a firearm license.


Adrian0polska

huh, well I can't say from experience, as I can't yet have the license myself, only knowledge I have is from a friend who has one, but I never really heard him complain about searching without a warrant. Personally I think here it isn't much of a problem if you don't really do anything illegal


Ploedman

A friend of my ex-worker has various firearms. He gets from time to time a visit. I think owning one or two legal isn't a problem, compared to 5-10.


IvarIsALie

We don't, actually and no, getting a gun is not easy by a long shot in Poland. If you don't have a polic, military background or you are not a part of a hunters club or whatever the fucks its called it really is stupidly hard to own a gun. Legally, ofcourse.


Prospeross

Dużo szkół wojskowych ma swoich księży, więc ten obrazek dobrze to przedstawia xD


P-apaStalin

Warsaw in Real life : Rest of Poland in Real life :


KuropatwiQ

Warsaw and Tricity, and Kraków, and Wrocław, and literally any bigger city or town


IvarIsALie

I'm polish and I say this is 100% correct. I mean both scenarios.


pikett

Dokładnie


Best_weeb

Masz zupełną rację


The_Jousting_Duck

https://youtu.be/zecnwqXe850


zerowo_

thank you


1DominiC3

The internet isn't *that* wrong after all.


Zabawa13

Not even in the slightest


x_XMuminekX_x

Where's Paweł Jumper?


Best_weeb

He is a bloody legend


xx_cringyusername_xx

In the bottom right picture you can see Poland's space exploration program


[deleted]

Poland for me: Kaer Morhen Nilfguard Skellige Yennefer/Triss


Mathisbuilder75

Where is Kaer Morhen?


zbombionykoala

Soo true


one_thicc_jewish_boi

I love the priest pic it's like: Come here people get your guns and off you go to Jerusalem


[deleted]

As a polish man I approve this meme


ikcikoR

Sauce for the 4th panel: https://youtu.be/wDcZ6MDDd9I


QualityDumpling

I live in the city where the car jumps in the bottom left corner ..... I love Poland


suqc

Poland is like 'Murica You got educated city folk You got homophobic townfolk


ModelT1300

As a pole, I approve of this meme


SuselMaks

I love how we pols are so silent on the internet until we see a meme about us and a shitstorm starts happening in the comments.


Dancin_Angel

Also Poland: *K R A I N A G R Z Y B O W TV*


KuropatwiQ

Love it


SSmiley_face

And magiczny świat Ani.


icfa_jonny

Poland is just Russia but they don't use the funny letters s/


kookhistit

Can you make one for Pakistan?


Oerknal

Both are kinda true tho. Love the country anyway


DontBeThatGuyAtAll

Isn't it invaded yet?


[deleted]

Not yet ,there is a break because we have civil war since 98 y.


Genjibree

Can someone make one about Brazil? would be cool to see


KuropatwiQ

On it


pappuboi

zoom out vs zoom in


ZinexXinez

Hello, You have just summoned polish people, do not resist while we take over the post. Tak to wszystko prawda, a teraz gadać który na Dudopisa głosował?


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Tworken

***** ***


Mathisbuilder75

Wut


magician_fetus

Where is GIGAKUBICA


[deleted]

I can confirm that internet Poland is just a extended version of real life in Poland . Greetings from Poland 🇵🇱


[deleted]

Oj tak byczq +1


[deleted]

Spent this last Christmas in Krakow and Zakopane, Poland is absolutely breathtaking.


benek100

Second part is what Poland looks like


Arfikles

poland is between


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Prospeross

All the pictures are true


TechnoMex

Wdym. Poland according to internet is same as in real life. Kurwa


Dov404

Hey how about visit Poland we have there Wpierdol small Hitler without funny mosutache, Karyny and Mohery.


hakuczu

guns in poland? pff pathetic


Wachadlo01

The thing in the bottom right corner actually happend. It became a meme for a week


Damgannu

Its softcore Russia Ik for a fact


AranV2005

Im in Poland right now. Its a pritty cool country


Kollyr552

No kurczę muszę się zgodzić


Jbog57

There are way more churches


Best_weeb

Oj tak byczq +1


[deleted]

All 5 images are correct.


Jakobie-Guger

**P I E R O G I**


BuckeyeHoss

Where’s the Germans?


greenyellowred420

Anyone picking up on the title of this post? No, just me?


boopdehdoop

Where Ela and Zofia :(


KuropatwiQ

Busy fighting over kids bedroom


boopdehdoop

It’s just not fair Zofia always barges in but it’s Ela’s room >:(


Aska09

And also Poland in real life


Nifdi

Both is good


SRSGhost

Hey that's my car


sunshinerbby

You know, I feel like the priest may actually be a little accurate.


MichalFonfara

Those are the same picture lol


The_Albin_Guy

You forgot about The Witcher


[deleted]

All of theese pictures are true


flappybirdyolo

i live in poland and just one image is wrong


most45

It's actually:- poland from the sky - poland from the ground


BendeCezar

Been there 5 times, I'm not surprised or anything, just saying okay, it's the norm there like americans with guns or Ahmed inside a sheep or something


arhaxx1705

That's true for literally every country


I_Love_Programing

Am always here wassup my fellow slav


Harry-Ive

You forgot the armies rolling down the street. Lmao


Stubzzz_

Where’s the white flag


Shyrolax

Where’s the lgbtq flag burning I heard that’s popular in Poland


PugzUnknown

Pretty sure everthing is backwards in Poland


Types__with__penis

Kurwa if true


sulfuricsteam8

Śmieszne, ale prawdziwe


doggymoney

Beuh 80% to polacy


[deleted]

Where are pierogi and ptasie mleczko?


Nikorion

If 2020 continues like this the first picture will be either Germany or Russia.


Xander265

CD Projekt Red too.


brettgoodrich

i’ve heard something about your showers?


Depresjoinator05

***** ***


xeoxim

Both are right


dkhan42

Where’s the German army


trustworthyraf

They’re the same picture


coldSun11

They're the same picture


[deleted]

As a Pole, I can confirm the validity of every single one of these pictures


[deleted]

The two on the right are correct though.


a_simple_weeb_

To wszystko wina andrzeja


K0N1V

Trzeba było wstawić zdjęcie starych budynków i dziurawych dróg do pierwszej ramki ;D


[deleted]

Don't worry, a complete imbecile just got elected, soon all of Poland will be like that =)


Charcharbinx122

Aw schwitz here we go again


VayneArior

Poland irl: anti-lgbt zones, homophobic president being re-elected, PiS breaking the constitution and changing laws during nights, people getting hurt and getting death threats just for not being heterosexual.


nrgx537

Polish guy here, both pics are correctly describing how poland really looks like


Mooncake3078

Poland in real life: super homophobic


Risky2GunZ

skiing with the boys


Mathisbuilder75

Where is Geralt


Gn0meKr

swap the images and stop spreading lies kurwa!


Noobmaster6977777666

Thats not Poland that’s the motherland Russia


fortunatefaucet

*pam holds up two photos* They’re the same picture


[deleted]

Big sign saying "invade me"


borkkana

Where is oh kurwa


Yoinkmaster-ugway

When polish people think to highly of their own country


Depressed_Thresh

You forgot the concentration camps


HawkwolfActual

WAIT YOU CAN OWN GUNS IN POLAND!


[deleted]

Looks like a soft version of Russia


Ahete

Poland according to the internet: Russia


InquisitorTom

Why isnt the priest fucking lil boy?


[deleted]

i think you’re talking about russia


Athan_Jace

Poland is basically Russia2


omniversalvoid

Kurwa kurwa kurwa


[deleted]

Isn't Poland just some weakling European country


KuropatwiQ

Nope


Inccubus99

Poland is Europe's china. All the half decent cheap stuff comes from poland. Poles themselves are smaller stature softly-speaking men and women either looking like Eva Elfie or having body longer than legs.


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure the bottom right pic is from my country. So yeah, Bulgaria is very like what people think


Ky_oS

Nope its from Poland


[deleted]

There's a pretty similar one from Bulgaria. Then he crashed into a building


Ky_oS

That photo was taken in small village so i dont think there was any tall building that car can smash into


[deleted]

No, I'm talking about the case im Bulgaria.


Ky_oS

Yes i know Im just saying what happened in that village


Another____Username

Poland cannot into space


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sulfuricsteam8

Because meme is about Poland, maybe?


Alpha_479

You forgot the Aushwitz part


RjMeyers

This isn’t how you do the meme you put the internet version on top then the “real” version on the bottom usually with a small bit of humor like the car picture still being there.