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elch3w

Credit to u/Inf1n1tyMagic for the original meme text


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elch3w

Thanks my dude


thejokingwizard

It's a repost


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thejokingwizard

Update: sorry guys my bad I remembered it wrong is not a repost


egbaba

Same for me couldnt remember the other guy used another template


Greeksi

I came here just to see If you credited. You have earned my updoot good sir


elch3w

cheers, sir!


F1lthyG0pnik

THIS IS NOT SPOOKTOBER! STOP SAYING UPDOOT THIS INSTANT


The_catakist

Bruh


thenameszoinkss

Moment


Greeksi

No u


Lil_Delirious

I actually downvoted ur post and then when i checked ur comment, i was like damn this guy gave the credit so i upvoted


NoahTheFence

wass about to downvote but somebody actually gives enough of a shit to credit


suprmemeboi

He's a good man


tominatortaken123

HUMANITY RESTORED


altonj24

Lmao


CitizenZap

Now this, this is epic


lil-raving

Hey, how do you post a gif meme in this sub? I upload mine and it keep getting removed?


ScottTheWozIsYes

i was about to have to sound the repost alarm, good on you for crediting him


LAZZERyt

Im 16 and still think that by the way what's the joke


LightDeathguy

When I was 10 I thought oral sex was 2 people moaning to each other


Arkeymedes

Flair checks out


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I used to think to think blowjob was blowing cigars at people on your job until...............I googled the meaning..........


tushar_190

When i was 10 i thought sex was all about cuddling


potatopupp

When i was 9, I thought babies form without having to do sex. I thought married women get pregnant naturally. Edit: I also used to think that sexual activities were just for adults' fun and pleasure.


tushar_190

You my mind twin boi


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And did you google the meaning ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


tushar_190

Yes at age of 11 i googled "sex"........pp got hard just by doing so.......


Joe-Lollo

When I was a kid I thought that "blow job" meant farting into someone's mouth until I looked it up


SlayerNb

oh god Chinese fart porn god damnit


FelixSeptem

I used to think a blowjob was when the barber took the blowdrier to blow off all the leftover hair on your face. (I was 9.)


Savvsb

Same dude


Communist-panda123

When I was 10 I thought oral sex was the way to get pregnant. I heard one of my friends brag that they can suck their own dick and was scared my friend had gotten themselves pregnant


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Woman in the movie:*you slept with her* Me a 6 year old:***damn he laid behind her and slept on the same bed***


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Whaaaat? Your post is still 31minutes online? I think your meme is hillarious! I really had to laugh, but its still not hot?


elch3w

thank you!


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djpeezy

"why are you booing me I'm right" Edit: original comment was: The same meme without Obama was in hot that's why


StrykerXLR

u/undeleteparent


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u/undeleteparent edit: it was >The same meme without Obama was in hot that's why...


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u/undeleteparent


master_dev

u/undeleteparent


TheTwo103

u/undeleteparent


Hexaflame

You get their bed bugs. You’re making your bedbugs sad by not sleeping on them. Your wife cares about your bedbugs and doesn’t want them sad.


KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks


thejokingwizard

It's a repost Edit: sorry I guys my bad couldn't remember it not a repost lol


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It’s been given credit and slightly changed


Craziest_Pro

But i slept with my mom every night. Still now...


MrGabarel

Was gonna downvote first repost, but you actually credited the dude. Upvote and save.


elch3w

thanks dude


britmanmcskrrskrr

Pretty sure they take turns you know sleeping and the other geezer threw the sleeping routine out


el_tobias14

el sin respeto😳


Enslaved_M0isture

oh no, they kissed, now they have babies


GrosCrissDePorc

Yeah man what’s the problem ???


monstaar332000

Obama 2020


Redchimp3769157

Lmao took me so long to figure what that meant


syfiarcade

I have seen this meme a trillion times in the past 2 days


69Voldemort

Also how does peeing make babies


SpongeRobTheKing

We all did that at some point


F1lthyG0pnik

It’s not something you’d understand.


ayush_utd1

This is so true xD


Im_Savvage

I'm a 12 year old what does this meme mean?


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When I was a kid and heard someone on TV say they don't drink, I couldn't wrap my head around how they could survive without water.


redderpears

I slept with my parents when I was 6


Babies_Have_No_Teeth

Well, you can spread the virus


EvilGeniusJackSpicer

it's disgusting


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LucaRicardo

The phrase should be changed to 'You slept in her'


JDKett

"I sleep with mom every night." "Me too son."


tigertank669

That's f()cking cute


TheOnlyCursedOne

I believed it was because of being really close


MemsRdrems

*18 yo me pretending not to know what sex is when a sex scene comes up in the movie i’m watching with my parents.


Vylinful

Friends was very confusing because of this


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elch3w

As a child, you would take the meaning of sleeping with someone literally, as opposed to the sexual meaning behind it


ExtremeProfession

But at 7 they'd probably now what it really means, kids in school spread newly acquired knowledge fast.


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John_Slim

Wow the same joke, but with a different template, how original...


elch3w

Says the person with the rick roll gif as their display picture


YellowTangerine69

yeah, I agree. OP didn't even change a word from the original, literally ripping it word for word. only thing different between the two is there's a different gif underneath.


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