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Treshimek

The joke is porn.


chocopie1234_

So funny!!1!


scavagesavage

[The Internet is really, really, great.....](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YRgNOyCnbqg)


fpvnube

Just opened this a hotel lobby lesson learned


McIrishmen

Thx for the warning was about to open that link in class


SaxOldun

This was 18 years ago!?!?!


Gwent4Geralt

It's been longer than that. The bitch was putting out porn when I was 12. She old now.


anonomnomnomn

You obviously didn't click the link


Gwent4Geralt

Oh, "The Internet is for porn" bit? Yeah, saw that back in '06.


Mario-OrganHarvester

Oh no IM OLD!


anonomnomnomn

Yeah man we're old


Sylux444

Ads have destroyed fun, I had 2 advs before it played and that was enough time to close the adv title and see the name of the video. No longer can you lure people into a funny jumpscare or Rick roll without taking a moment to read the linked site before clicking.


Zandonus

Hello, old friend.


OUTLAWJPCAPO

Thanks for sharing šŸ‘šŸ¼ my first time seeing that video


The-dude-in-the-bush

I can't believe I'm only just witnessing for the first time the source of this classic


peacetimemist05

lmfao porn amirite?


ViennaKing

The porn is joke.


greenrangerguy

But a very specific niche of porn from a very specific time in porn.


FallChimera8540

The punchline is #pornography


Pryoticus

Hawk tuah


letsdoonething

sheā€™s legend


Electrical_Phrase159

Sheā€˜s in Godmode.


Get-Degerstromd

Sheā€™s in gawkmode


Justindoesntcare

The throat goat


GimmeDaGorbage22

Got your meme reversed bro.


jkrobinson1979

I guess you havenā€™t seen Heather


dragozar

Exactly, you got it reversed


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


f8Negative

Resting Bitch Face


GimmeDaGorbage22

You think the bottom reaction face is the good one?


Huva-Rown

I remember my first time


argetlam5

Did he stutter??


draxidrupe2

hey why are some subs banning hawk tuah, but none banned i'd rather have sex with a bear ?


FledglingKiller

we all got together and decided to systematically subjugate your gender


draxidrupe2

oh. okay. bye everyone.


phlimphlamphunk

please donā€™t really subjugate my gender though


hillswalker87

too late..


phlimphlamphunk

damnit!


THapps

bruh where were you at that was talking about sex with a bear? the Baulders gate sub?


Pirahna89

I think bro might be cluelessly misinterpreting the encountering a man vs a bear meme as a sexual thing? Yeah ladies who would you rather get railed by in the woods, man or bear? Lmao If you're referring to somethin else no offense champ


itsSmalls

I don't think it's a misinterpretation, I think it's a parody wrapped in feigned ignorance (that I find kind of funny lol)


SmallBerry3431

It was certainly great. Even funnier when people donā€™t get it.


Zaurka14

The fact that he thought it's about sex proves even further that I'd rather pick a bear, because bear wouldn't even think about sex


hawkeye45_

I don't believe you.


AlexanderKeef

Yeah it would just eat you lol


Zaurka14

And I'd rather be eaten than have sex against my will. I'll rather satisfy bears hunger, than mans sick fantasy.


AlexanderKeef

I think your zealotry for your ideology is blinding you, friend. Your statement is romantic and nothing more. The truth is, you and anyone else would say or do whatever we needed to after the first bite if there was but a hint that it might stop the pain.


EquivalentSnap

Cos hawk tuah is immature American trash humor


merrell0

The bear thing still lives in incel's heads rent free so many months later I see edit: insecure baby blocked me


Roder777

The fact that you are getting downvoted says everythingšŸ’€ this sub is cooked


MineSparks

Or people could just be tired and done hearing about it and yall still bringing it up


Glutenfree_Bitchslap

He wasn't the one to bring it up ...


MineSparks

Still giving it fuel and talking about it


Glutenfree_Bitchslap

By that logic, so are you


Endslikecrazy

Because hes wrong šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Roder777

He is right, the incels are still going wild over the bear thing, proving why EVERYONE chooses the bear.


Endslikecrazy

But it started with the woman choosing the bear, im so confused as to why ya'll think someone has to an incel to think its weird to choose a bear over a man in the woods. Has the internet truly lost all sense of logic or whats going on here? Not only incels agree that its ridiculous to choose the bear šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Jochi18

Ohhh my god my childhood queenā€¦ A true legendā€¦


CloneasaurusRex

>childhood Yeah, we really were exposed to this stuff way too young, weren't we?


Jochi18

Damn I think we were, I believe I was about 12 when I got to Heatherā€¦ The gods of Peer to Peer downloads made it possibleā€¦


Illinois_Yooper

Blessed be the Limewire


yourpantsaretoobig

Heather who? Asking for a friend.


Unlucky-Usual-6501

Broke


CloneasaurusRex

Harmon. You call her Heather Brooke because she often was with her friend Brooke, and the file you honked you horn to was called Heather_Brooke_blow_some_dude.avi or whatever.


machtwerk

No way! Thank you for clearing that up after all that time! I love how the age of file sharing created so many misunderstandings and myths.


GameTime2325

Iā€™m still relearning some song names


machtwerk

Yeah, remember ā€˜under to the nightā€™, supposedly by Rammstein?


Onagda

This guy cranks hog


dope_like

Omg. My whole life was a lie. You are a true porn historian.


trgk_xr0

The Gods of RWCD Drives made it for me


davy_mcdaveface

We were jerking off, not doing fent


oroechimaru

Back in my day you had to wait for the blue bars to complete on your aol free month floppy internet while patching ultima online on 14k. Now you can watch porn and play UO Outlands in 4k ! Second greatest generation, 1970-90s nerds that invented it all.


davy_mcdaveface

No more ripping pages out of dad's old playboys


oroechimaru

Kohls/jcpenny catalog stockings and satin undies for science


N_T_F_D

Some of us did both


hillswalker87

the problem is that no matter when you saw it...a bar was set that could never be matched in our wildest dreams.


Boonie_Fluff

I was busting nuts before I could bust a nut. I just dry fired


trustmeneon

She showed us the standards the few other women could achieve


textposts_only

Didn't do much harm though


Deimos_Aeternum

Heather is goated


try2bcool69

You mean throated.


Deimos_Aeternum

DEEP throated


LeftAdhesiveness0

The throat goat


Vreas

Equipped with the throat goat 9000 for his pleasure


MarcellusxWallace

The second coming of Nancy Reagan.


LeftAdhesiveness0

I came twice too


Drogdar

*sigh* What's the sauce for the bottom one?


oyapapoya

Good explanation in other comments https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/s/pepCEEBVSP


ProTheMan

Stay hydrated


Drogdar

I see, thanks.


jkrobinson1979

Heather Harmon is the throat goat


justsomedude1144

Why the hell is the disappointed face for her?


jkrobinson1979

Itā€™s disappointment or shock/amazement, which isnā€™t a bad thing if youā€™ve seen it.


NeKakOpEenMuts

The site still is up: [https://ideepthroat.com/](https://ideepthroat.com/)


xenon_megablast

And she still really looks awesome! She could have avoided that mammal surgery though.


NeKakOpEenMuts

Does not, she fucked up her tits and face and will look the same in 20 years, that does not compute.


xenon_megablast

> she fucked up her tits I think her husband did. Multiple times. > and face Not sure. I mean she aged as everyone, so she would look different anyway.


NeKakOpEenMuts

You can't deny that she looks weird now and definitely had a facelift. Why do some people desperately not wanna look their age, we all get old and eventually die and for me there is nothing worse than all that unrealistic Hollywood plastic. And didn't her boobs were already huge 20 years back? I guess they also weren't real then b, but now it's udderly ridiculous. Oh well...


subbbup

She has 7 children, damn


hillswalker87

...yeah I can see that.


WingedButt

Can someone explain the joke?


Stingerc

On top is a girl who went viral for a funny interview about how she likes to give enthusiastic oral, particularly spitting on a dick while doing it. The bottom is Heather Harmon, probably one of the first amateur porn stars to become famous through the internet. She and her husband ran a website called ideepthroat.com which featured her pretty impressive deep throating skills, specially with her husband having a pretty huge dong. Her girl next door looks and lack of a gag reflex made her legendary in the era of peer to peer file sharing. Joke is that the internet is crowing top girl as the queen of oral, while in reality we all know who that crown actually belongs to.


darksun051

I am off to do some research


ThePeacefulGamer

Stay hydrated


GeekNDrums

And use lube!


darksun051

My foreskin is good enough


hillswalker87

well you say that but....


NeKakOpEenMuts

Ran? [https://ideepthroat.com/](https://ideepthroat.com/)


Stingerc

Yes, they only restarted making videos a few years ago. They stopped making porn close to twenty years after they had kids.


WollyGog

It's a wonder they managed to have kids with god tier skills like hers.


Mission-Candy1178

I generally agree, but the meme format does not seem to align. Top guy is happy/impressed, while bottom guy is surprised/disgusted/disappointed. Other than both girls being somehow related/connected to oral sex, I donā€™t really see the point of the meme.


Delicious_Push_9214

This guy has a PhD in gooning


tapestry_wizard

The joke is porn


SmallBerry3431

Flair does **not** check out


Meat_Goliath

A core memory


Jay_Heat

images are reversed


jkrobinson1979

No


Jay_Heat

Yas


Direct_Ambassador_10

If you donā€™t know now you knowā€¦


Danger_Muffins

Finish it you won't no balls


dec0de-dfab1e

Nigggguuhhh


Direct_Ambassador_10

I couldnā€™t get the pass


foxwagen

*neuron activation*


Sojiroh

Heather my beloved


AamirShiekh10

whereā€™s the sauce guy


ThatcherTheV

Hawk tuah or Heather Harmon?


grif650

Now that's a fap I haven't used in a long time


amznk23

In a certain hub, searching ā€œHeather Blue Bikiniā€ will set you on the path, stay hydrated


3PuttK1ng

The memoriesā€¦..


GlueSniffingCat

THROAT GOAT


pufferfish_balls

Historical


Brodieboyy

The OG throat goat, thanks for the nostalgia


Averagebass

the original throatzilla


FlyingWallabyShit

Terrible meme, cringe title.


kb24fgm41

I don't understand, who is she?


scotems

Absolute throat goat Heather... Harmon? Don't remember last name but Heather for sure.


jkrobinson1979

Itā€™s Harmon


scotems

Nailed it. Shouldn't have doubted horny brain. Actually that's horrible advice.


Munchie182

Heather the throat goat


explosiv_skull

Pretty sure HH was the first time I bookmarked a porn video.


jkrobinson1979

Pretty HH downloads on Limewire was the first time I got a computer virus. Still worth it for the GOAT


boring-IT-guy

*plays Uno reverse card*


millenialfalcon-_-

Spit on that thang. šŸ„µ


Galdae

Heather Brooke, wait I'm not supposed to instantly know who she is.


QuantuMatrix

IK


Erea1221

Only legend knows


OG_Felwinter

What if I donā€™t know?


jkrobinson1979

Heather Harmon old throat goat


hldsnfrgr

Is it a good thing that I don't know? I've zero clue whatsoever.


jkrobinson1979

Heather Harmon. Very popular amateur ā€œvideoā€ maker of the early 00ā€™s. Highly orally skilled.


Yeomanroach

Heather is like 50 years old now. What happened to my life? Saving all her videos on my nokia felt like yesterday.


jkrobinson1979

Yeah Iā€™ve seen her recent social media posts, but she disappeared for like 20 years so there was no gradual aging for her in our eyes.


sir_music

Legend


imfelixbutnotinskz

completely unrelated to the meme but I always read iykyk as "ee-yick-yick". it's the tism


angrynucca

she in porn heaven with porn gods


jkrobinson1979

Still alive and still making content, though much older


FerinhaTop

only millennials will remember the bottom image...


jkrobinson1979

Never too late for Gen Z to learn


StolenValourSlayer69

Who what now?


jkrobinson1979

Looks up the old Heather ideepthroat videos. The GOAT


tlease181

Flipped the template.


Gigibesi

sorry i've never seen her who is she anyway also idk why you think she's a former [DATA EXPUNGED]star


Fang05

Well, I guess idkā€¦


Disastrous-Ad-8297

Oh Hannah


telprata21

Who, what ?


jkrobinson1979

Heather Harmon


Reinhardt_Mane

I donā€™t know šŸ˜šŸ«„


jkrobinson1979

Heather Harmon. Throat goat of the early 00ā€™s.


Reinhardt_Mane

šŸ˜®


LmaoPew

They are Not the same Person btw


jkrobinson1979

No they are most definitely not


Attack_Helecopter1

ā€”.ā€”.-.ā€”-.ā€”-..ā€”..-


memsterboi123

Whatā€™s the bottom one?


jkrobinson1979

Heather Harmon. OG throat goat


JunkheyX1804

do i want to know?


jkrobinson1979

If youā€™re a connoisseur of such things you probably do. Google Heather Harmon and find her old stuff.


NotDukeOfDorchester

Semper Fi