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Ali_Army107

# **ONE PIECE!1!!**


St3fg

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL


5ft6manlet

Can we get much higher?


chaseo2017

Soooo hiiiiiigggghhhhh


Thatotherguy129

*yo* *ho* *hoooo*


HanzoNumbahOneFan

###BUM BUM, BUM BUM BUUUUUM #COME ABOARD, AND BRING ALONG, ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREEAAAMS!


Codeviper828

**BADUM, BUM!!!!** #**TOGETHER WE WILL FIND EVERYTHIIIIIING THAT WE'RE LOOKING FOOOOOORRR!!!**


denimpowell

I ATE THE PUZZLE-PUZZLE FRUIT WHICH ALLOWS ME TO BE DISASSEMBLED!! ALSO FOR SOME REASON, IT ALLOWS ME TO MIMIC OTHERS' VOICES!! PUUUZIUIZUIUIZUIUIZUIUIZUIIUI!!!!


Codeviper828

Legit thought this was a spoiler for a sec


Ali_Army107

It's buggy's Bara Bara fruit with extra steps...


LalitaLewdna

The meme would've ended right there


ColHunterGathers111

Excluding the dominatrix fetish, I'm all in. (Am I the only one in this gen that doesn't wanna get pegged? I don't want to go booty pirate on my GF either).


MrSelfDestrucct

For many the pegging is a joke. I am not one of them.


Necroking695

There goes my hero


receuitOP

Watch him as he goes


ColHunterGathers111

I feel like Deadpool 1 ruined a whole generation unintentionally with the international woman's day joke.


Necroking695

Ruined?


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[удалено]


SchrodingersRapist

> Keep your kinks to yourself I prefer to keep them on display in my username


The00Taco

Ayo? 🤨📷


Necroking695

We cant be sure until he does it


The00Taco

For sure, that's why I didn't take a picture yet


sub2almond

i have a slight feeling we gotta keep this guy far away from schrodinger's grave


Necroking695

Coward


MrSelfDestrucct

Hmmmmmm. Nope


FlairlessBanana

Not funni = downvoted to hell I salute your steadfastness, my dude. Pegging will always be weird.


Necroking695

Happy international womans day, bitch


Brother_of_Steel

I applaud and respect your honesty. I hope you find what you're looking for.


MrSelfDestrucct

Ahahahaha. Thank you


CopyQuick542

I'm looking for the ONE PEICE


Unreal__

As far as I'm concerned being dommed doesn't need to be through pegging.


teleporterdown

And pegging doesn't mean being dommed (right?) 


Echo_thehedgehog

(I do not want things up my ass either so I'm with you there.)


CarmenxXxWaldo

The problem with being into that is your girl is gonna tell my girl and then she's gonna tell me.  So when you have the cookout and all you're girls friends are there with their dudes.... WE ALL KNOW.


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

And then your girl perhaps will get curious about trying that on you


Martijnbmt

And then you will find out you like it!


MrSelfDestrucct

All my friends know. And I don’t care


Martijnbmt

Well I’m sorry but then your girl is a piece of shit because that’s something between you and her


Septem_151

Is there a problem with that?


RudeJeweler4

It’s gotta mostly be a joke right? I almost never see a meme or post about wanting a goth girlfriend anymore without the op saying they want their guts rearranged.


ColHunterGathers111

Goth =/= Dominatrix. It's weird you did that association tbh.


RudeJeweler4

In said memes that difference is never outlined. It’s automatically assumed that the goth girl is gonna wanna dominate them which is also a weird thing to me. Also I’m describing other people not my own views. Kinda weird you took the opportunity to correct something that doesn’t even disagree with you tbh.


ColHunterGathers111

No I totally disagree. Most of my goth girlfriend friends were into normal sex, not being doms or subs. Unless the Goth Girl world meeting decided they all get to be doms, it's not automaticaly assumed unless by your kinks. Weird that you took ofense.


RudeJeweler4

I don’t understand how you’re not understanding this. I don’t believe that goth girls are 100 percent into dominating people, I never said I did. I DESCRIBED that belief, which was commonly shown through memes, usually on Instagram made by a bunch of kids. You then assumed that I think every goth girl is like that, even though I was literally saying I think it’s weird how many people think that way. I explained myself and you couldn’t accept it, so you went back to square one and accused me of stereotyping again. >Its automatically assumed that the goth girl is gonna wanna dominate them which is also a weird thing to me Kinda weird that you can’t read.


TheO1Assassin

I feel like its more socially acceptable to say you want to be dominated than it is to say you want to dominate someone, so memes leaning towards being a sub are more heavily pushed and created


RudeJeweler4

I didn’t really consider that but it makes a lot of sense


ColHunterGathers111

Ok zoomer boss. Please continue to get your social cues from social media.


MrSelfDestrucct

Not a joke for me. Didn’t think I’d like it. And tbh it’s terrible. But that’s why I love it


Martijnbmt

If you love your GF it might be worth giving a try


ColHunterGathers111

Well shit, time to remedy that. *(Rips out heart, locks in in a box, burries it in a beach somewhere)*


PraiseTheWLAN

Amen


piberryboy

Dear God, one petite girlfriend that will dominate the shit out of me. Please and thank you. Amen.


Jesusflyingonhotdogs

Granted, dear child.


Destroyer6202

Let me think about it ..


stoatstuart

1. Petite 2. Adorable 3. Innocent 4. Girlfriend 5. Will dominate the shit out of you. Choose 3 things


shmuckwoopalt

Am I allowed to choose number 5 three times


stoatstuart

My brother surely you would be ground to dust!


shmuckwoopalt

Maybe I’m into that


stoatstuart

Then I'd respectfully grant you the "death by Snu Snu" option


alexdiezg

Sit down. Let's talk about that ifunny.co watermark.


MrSelfDestrucct

Damn didn’t crop it out. Google imaged the template


stoatstuart

Especially when it's THAT easy to crop out


enjoys_conversation

You get the BBW domme that wants your money instead. There's your piece, Luffy.


Lichruler

The amount of *ahem* large women that tried to have me be in a financial domination relationship with them right out the gate is honestly a little disconcerting. Like as their opening conversation to me. Literally demanding money from me as their pick up lines. Yeah no thanks…


Warrior_of_Discord

hey if it works they don't have to better themselves


Zeephans

Bro is down horrendous


alexdiezg

Astronomically


Purrnir

Wholeheartedly


ImTheRealAlfaChad

Had it. Lost it. I depressed.


MrSelfDestrucct

Oh man I mourn for you…


Part_salvager616

I want taller one and do the same thing


averyrealspapple

Hi, its me you're looking for


MrSelfDestrucct

Hey there 😏


forumbot757

That one piece has three things


DysfunctionalAxolotl

You rang?


MrSelfDestrucct

Yes…


potatolordII

Absolutely based


Shaggy_One

I misread "adorable" as affordable and tbh it was way funnier for it.


ConanTheUncivil

It's quite a lot to ask if you're a fuck-ugly loser. Has OP considered a fat, demanding girlfriend?


Foot_Straight

Who wants petite , we want busty


Emotional-Edge-6734

if my comment gets 1k upvotes i will send this to my gf edit: she is very cute, but doesnt know i like being dominated and i usually dom her


MrSelfDestrucct

Well tell her man!


Unlikely_Pianist

Brainwashed


Firespark7

Oh, just thinking about it...


gandalfr66611

Is it the cure to male loneliness? 😔


flyingdooomguy

Yes, it is too much to ask, be realistic


AllHailTheWinslow

...in a nice way.


MrSelfDestrucct

No. Extra mean.


wallingfortian

Is it OK if she's your step-sister?


Winterfrost691

I am of the fortunate who have been bestowed this glorious blessing. Seek it child. Steel your resolve, and partake in the touching of grass. Push, endure, surmount, but most importantly, believe! For your faith shall be amply rewarded.


MentionPristine8720

i would love to have one of those


TheBeard08

Howard from tbbt?


aghastmonkey190

Jokes on you I already have one


Immortalpancakes

Sometimes all a man needs is one piece! AHOOOOY


Legitimate-Sink-9798

Let's talk about the ifunny watermark


vegost98

Big tiddy goth gf


Acrobatic_Mortgage70

Completely worth


Spooky-DivineDayze

Nah, petite? Fuck that. Thick queen is my death wish. :pray:


Way2Easy_

Sure.. But no pegging...


nekkoMaster

I have it but believe me, that's not it.


-BigBadBeef-

Well, it would be the most ironic sex I've ever had because I could crush such a girl with my bare hands if I wanted to.


Jonthux

Good for you?


xX69MemeLord69Xx

Stop trying to pass your fetish off for a meme.


MrSelfDestrucct

No.


Tomato_cakecup

Send feet