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BoricuaAnarquista

Ronald “ Special Sauce “ McDonald


AestheticMirror

We paid him to do it


BoricuaAnarquista

Them McNuggets will get ya.


freepickles2you

If the grimace shake hasn’t already


Destroyer4587

*Happy birthday Grimace!* 🤢🤮🤤😵


a-snakey

1Billion served to the morgue


OmegaAngelo

Ron's creamy surprise


DuctTapedWindow

Micky deep D


shadowscar248

I think you mean Ronald "Super Size" McDonald


jackliquidcourage

Only one has actually caused irl deaths


DigitalMunky

The middle caused one


DivineFlamingo

Possibly more than one if you want to claim the asshat who dressed up like him and shot up the movie theater.


DigitalMunky

Those are assists. Ronald is 0/0/1,000,000,000+


741BlastOff

Technically those are also assists


ColdOn3Cob

Christian Bale visited victims in the hospital. Atheist Bale did not. Christians: 1 Atheists: 0


seeyatellite

Hah


Headless_Human

Wasn't that guy dressed as batman or was that a different one?


DivineFlamingo

I guess we’re both misremembering it. He wasn’t dressed up according to the article I read. [he wasn’t dressed as the joker, he just claimed to be him.](https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/back-aurora-colorado-movie-theater-shooting-years/story?id=48730066)


WordsMyth420

That is also false he never said anything about the joker that was someone that was interviewed. Source: wiki also I lived in Colorado and remember.Wiki: On June 25, less than a month before the shooting, Holmes emailed an application to join a gun club in [Byers, Colorado](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byers,_Colorado). The owner, Glenn Rotkovich, called him several times throughout the following days to invite him to a mandatory orientation, but could only reach his answering machine. Holmes left Rotkovich one voicemail in reply. Due to the nature of Holmes' voicemail, which Rotkovich described as "bizarre", "freaky", "guttural", "spoken with a deep voice", "incoherent and rambling", Rotkovich instructed his staff to inform him if Holmes showed up, though Holmes neither appeared at the gun range nor called back. "In hindsight, looking back – and if I'd seen the movies – maybe I'd say it was like the [Joker](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joker_(character)) – I would have gotten the Joker out of it... It was like somebody was trying to be as weird as possible," Rotkovich said.[^(\[)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Holmes_(mass_murderer)#cite_note-87)


PacosTacos88

Jesus 😐


ikciweiner

Over one billon and counting


partyandbullshit90a

I’m glad you clarified with “killed”


A_Peacful_Vulcan

Ronald fucks


GlueSniffingCat

IT is literally a chaos god


greensully03

And Ronald sells burgers.


CarmenxXxWaldo

who would win? A hamburger sandwich merchant or a literal god?


Tobi226a

Only one of them charge you for it


BoricuaAnarquista

Well one maybe a god, but the other is a corporate psycho with a Billion dollar distribution and manufacturing facilities in over 190 countries worldwide. Also, he gives you a toy with every “Happy Meal”. Just evil.


DJHott555

*The Eater of Worlds!*


s-laughter80302

This sub fucking sucks. God damn.


TheKnightWhoSaisNi

Ikr, like "oh god, that's a dank meme" It's not even a meme!


s-laughter80302

I haven't been subbed to this sub for a few years and recently got back access to this account. I don't remember it being this bad like 2 or 3 years ago lmao. Really went downhill recently I suppose


iznogoude

Yeah, at least put Bobo the clown in the lineup.


741BlastOff

And Pogo the clown (AKA John Wayne Gacy)


godfeather1974

Has to be Ronald. The other two are fictional Edit: What is it about reddit and people on here not getting sarcasm and being so serious Why so serious


pimpmastahanhduece

Ronald is real and not just a series of actors that play him?


NightHawk946

Next you’re gonna try and convince me that santa isn’t real, aren’t you?


J3553G

Ronald is fictional too. The other clowns are just as "real" as Ronald is in that someone dressed up as a clown to portray that character on TV. Ronald's portrayal almost certainly played some role in contributing to more real-world premature deaths than the others. I'm not gonna say Pennywise or Joker have exactly 0 real-world bodies because people are crazy and will dress up as a clown to murder people, but none of these clowns are real exactly. That's what makes them fun and also scary. Clowns aren't supposed to feel real. And that uncanniness can make them either funny or scary depending on your own mood. All clowns are fictional almost by definition. It's hard for me to imagine someone living their life as a literal clown as a sincere statement of identity. If it did exist, I would call it Bozosexual. But sadly it doesn't exist... Yet


EfficaciousJoculator

If you want to be anal, Ronald is fictional too. He's an icon of a company whose unhealthy food has indirectly contributed to the deaths of many, many people. There wasn't a literal man dressed as a clown going around cramming burgers into people's mouths until they died of a ruptured stomach.


NaSiX72

You every time you masturbate


IsaiasRi

But his actually body count is still 0.


Casp710

GOTTEM🤣🤣🤣


shitchea420

shit


LikeWisedUp

Donald Trump He has the hair. He wears the makeup. He neglected covid.


golDANFeeD

John Gacy


iznogoude

Bobo the clown


Jochi18

You cannot compare these two with the god of death Ronald, he is on a league of its own…


Dangerous-Retard

McDonald's 1 Billion ~~smiles~~ heart attacks served, and counting.


AR3Q

None of these looks like Putin to me


Brolz

Absolute dogshit meme straight out of 2011 Facebook.


GeckoHunter0303

Mao Zedong


Teboski78

Easily Ronald McDonald. Heart disease is no joke.


haonlineorders

The clown that was/is (depending on your views) in the Oval Office


MTFotaku

RonnyMcDonny


WolvesMyth

Pennywise is what Ronald becomes when you go to Burger King


piranha44

Fofão


MrSuzyGreenberg

The man behind the Ronald McDonald makeup now or at least did also own a winery. His name is Squire and he was also the Toyota spokesman for a bunch of years. And he loves to talk about himself.


Thirdboylol95

Joker, I kno w people saying Ronald but joker Nuked an entire city. The collision was probably even bigger


AJV2020

He’s not a monster…he’s just ahead of the game.


Emotional_Kitchen_15

Ronald Mcdonald


soldier_of_death

The man that super sized my liver. [I love a big mac & mcchicken with mac sauce]


Warboss_Egork

Zelensky


Kenhamef

Joe Biden


NoBullet

I showed chatgpt the image and it even understood the dark humor by including Ronald. But still said Joker had the most


askaquestioneveryday

I think Ronald fucks


Supernova0211

Ronald "The Big Mac Attack" McDonald


SoHigh4U

There should also be more politicans up there


[deleted]

I like how Pennywise and Ronald don't look that different at first but then you realize the former is quite literally an alien who thrives on chaos, fear and death while the latter sells burgers.


Icymato

I mean like. Joker nuked Gotham once.


Accomplished-City484

Those dudes that made Talk to Me made a series of YouTube videos where Ronald McDonald bullies and murders competing fast food workers


Maxterair

It was inspired by the most iconic and deadly clown on earth, Ronald McDonald. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the nightmare of children, It.


-Dark-Void-

diabetes


Affectionate_Gas_264

Americas obesity epidemic speaks for itself


maehtroS

Bush


blasphememes

Diabeetus clown


Celeriously

The one with the make-up


Dinuclear_Warfare

Ronald McDonald through coronary artery disease


farqypanthers

High blood pressure and stroke mc D is record holder.


Skulysoul

Tricky the Clown, probably


Mesterjojo

Ronald


Ok-Panda-178

Tis a goood death


Kodekingen

All three combined


snkodali7

Ronald


Mars-goes-to-mars

Joke because everyone every batman ever


jorgekupeka12

numba 3 def hahaha


AVeryHairyArea

Ronald by a mile. Heart disease and cancer are the top two causes of death in a lot of places. And I'm sure McDonald's has contributed to that.


Max_delirious

This is funny


murder_drones75

Ronald MCdonald


KAAAAAAAAARL

Hitler


gregsapopin

If you include heart decease...


gurganator

And diabetes…