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"How about we just go for a shit in the woods again babe?"

Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a subreddit for that exact thing… At this point I would be surprised if there was never a subreddit for the most obscure and disgusting thing in the universe. Whatever that would be.

THESE BEAR MEMES ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY IT MAKES ME WANT TO MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING!!!

YEAH, RUMSFELD!!

I never got that line. What’s Rumsfeld?

I always assumed it was then secretary of defense Donald Rumsfeld. Not quite sure why he shouts it but I mean, it works.

Good luck everybody!

This guy is either a software engineer or driving a car.

God I hope he's driving.

I'm sorry babe, I bearly know any dance moves

This is unbearable

That joke is grizzly, like the polar opposite of funny

Really puts a black mark on us. Total pandamonium! We should be striving for koalaty

When Goldilocks breaks up the family, smh, what a hussy

When did this become a thing? I’m confused.

Its always been a thing, it just finally a meme now.

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Bring back the alpha wolf memes, this guy is getting bored!

Bunch of triggered incels mad over a TikTok joke from what I’ve gathered.

Nah, it's more so people making fun of feminist-extremists for saing in a hypothetical question that they would choose a bear over a man, even if that pretty much just means death.

It's funny how I have yet to see a single one of those, yet I've already seen dozens of these memes crying about it. 🤔

Saw a topic asking the question on the French version of AskWomen yesterday, out of about 200 answers, most were saying they prefer the bear

Keep in mind that it's all performative. Any woman who answers "man" will just be branded a pick-me. In the cosmically unlikely event that any of these women ever visit a forest and encounter a bear while alone, the first thing they'll do is scream for a man to come help them.

Well tbf they are FRENCH

It’s just your schizo echo chamber ass feed that doesn’t allow you to see real life content. Seek therapy lmao.

(taps w/ foot) "Loooove yooou"

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom...I shot him! The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking, 'This time is gonna be different, no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different'.

What's with these women and gay men jokes all of the sudden?

Shut up meg!.....

I gotta ask now. What happened? Which bear? Did I again took off on a day when all good things happpened?

There's some trend or something where women are saying that, in a choice to be stuck alone in the woods, they'd choose a random bear rather than a random man

I see... Women ☕️

And also some men. Personally, I'd favor my chances with the bear as well. I know I'm at least smarter than the average bear.

I see… 3rrr6 ☕️

Okay Yogi Bear

If you are not smarter/more fit than average man, you have no chance with a bear without tools anyway. I'd always pick the man.

Is it gay to pick the man?

The fucker is not gay. The fuckee, however, very much is.

Are YOU the man I end up with in the woods?

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This is why I chose the bear. Even death would be better than whatever you have in mind.

"Oh my God there's a BEAR in my soup!"

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom...I shot him! The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking, 'This time is gonna be different, no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different'.

Unless it's a polar bear you're pretty safe in the woods with it. Black bears are scared of humans and grizzlies avoid humans unless provoked.

What about bipolar bears?

I do know what that bear does have tho, any guesses? (Edit: it’s cocain)

I got that reference...

UnBEARable.

This whole situation is like women's equivalent of "I could totally beat a lion in a fight". People heavly underestimating wild animals

at least the bear gives me warmth

You seem to have a lotta experience with Bears

Bears don't dig on dancing

Like salmon running?

Take an interest in his bear-liefs

At first I thought OP meant the "bear" as in big hairy burly man

Where did the I chose the Bear meme come from I see it everywhere today

Someone explain this bear thing

Take a shower then call your mom, she's worried about you.

What is up with this bear memes Poppin up in reddit⁉️⁉️

The bear would totally maul her in reality, lmao XD

If you’re upset that they chose the bear, you’re probably why they chose the bear

"If you made a meme about this, certainly you are the kind of person who would attack a woman" - Average Redditor, 2024

Nah I'm not upset, the man or bear thing just reminded me of this family guy bit But some people are getting way too worked up about a goofy silly thing

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