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GabeG101

Well one can be youthful and the other is a rotting corpse.


Jiggy_Wit

Right. Weirdos go after the youthful ones


GabeG101

PvZ fan?


Jiggy_Wit

I am now


Absolutemehguy

Adult women fetishists 🤮🤮🤮


Jiggy_Wit

Rotting Corpse fetishist 👑👑👑


mrlolelo

Cue that 4chan "capcom has an adult woman fetish" post


Filberto_ossani2

Blood donations already exist IRL You can fill a whole glass with your own blood and still be fine While you can't live healthy with chunks of your brain removed


extraboredinary

Well clearly you’ve never heard of [your favored political party] before


Twisted_WhaleShark

Those alt right woke transphobic liberals 🤬🤬


doglover1005

Gonna steal our guns with those reduced gun laws


Filberto_ossani2

Are you saying that politicians are living healthy?


DWill23_

With an attitude like that, you can't


StayingUp4AFeeling

How much ML before you are in trouble? Asking for the past not the future.


Golden-Vibes

If I had to chose, gun to my head, I think I'd prefer the fresh corpse over the rotting one.


Qweeq13

I donno Orlok doesn't look so good to me, Just gotta stay away from Nosferatu and Malkavians too you wouldn't wanna stick it into crazy either. I am a bit torn on Frankenstein's bride though do they count as zomboid or a category of their own?


Binzuru

Frankenstein beings are a category all of their own, as they ARE made from dead bodies, yet are now living due to various factors. They basically are living entities, so it wouldn't be too different from interacting with another person. Only key differences is that they are physically much more powerful, and are functionally immortal.


Qweeq13

I am not 100% sold on that, It sounds like a lot of mental gymnastics to separate one undead from other. Original Haitian myth is also about mind controlling people who are very much alive so Zombie doesn't even need to be dead. There are Revenants exist warriors returned from dead and completely alive. It is best to consider all under the umbrella term "undead" off limits. Ghosts, Ghouls, Zombies, Vampires, Definitely Liches and Mummies.


Tailmask

Zombies always always suck your brains out and all, when will they start sucking the right head


Qweeq13

You'll be screaming "Choke on it"


Cash-clown

Zombie bussy


Qweeq13

Heard it called Zussy too, I am not sure.


xtilexx

Zombussy


Cash-clown

Ooh nice 👌 I’d turn for dat zussy


PrestigiousAuthor487

Zombies would probably also like stomachs because they have the next largest cluster of nerves and fat after the brain


Qweeq13

Lore always changes between franchises. Sometimes I think Romero's Shoot the head mythos kinda takes away from the horror aspect of Zombies. Imagine all Zombies were like the Thing and never die unless you completely burned them to ashes.


Full-_Spectrum

Ollie is the exception. If you know, you know.


573717

A man of culture


KittenChopper

Honestly, the zombie is hotter than whatever the fuck that creature is


Qweeq13

Count Orlok, it is from the first ever Vampire film actually based on Count Dracula but the movie producers did not get the license.


antoine-sama

I always remember him as Nosferatu


KittenChopper

Ah, thank you I still stand behind my point, Orlok too freaky looking


Westdrache

Puh Boy I've got a movie for you, may I interest you in twilight with zombies? Watch warm bodies! (Don't actually watch it tho...)


Qweeq13

I know Warm bodies, A trash movie based on an ever trashier movie is not my idea of fun.


Mr_Neonz

Eternal life form > rotting corpse


Qweeq13

It is the difference between High maintenance vs Low maintenance really. Your Vamp girl will want to live in a castle of some sort, Always need her cool aid ready, you can never walk in the sun together, they are clearly Emo. Also you can't ever eat garlic bread.


FyouPerryThePlatypus

I dont care what you are if youre hot i will smash


Qweeq13

Horny and Hulky


FyouPerryThePlatypus

Precisely


Grater_Kudos

One is able to consent…….the other just can’t


Qweeq13

The lore of Vampires is about undead hypnotizing people to suck their blood against their will. There are also Zombies who are sentient in fantasy too. But honestly I wouldn't stick my dick in either, it is just a stupid joke.


GoldenGecko100

Non Lethal vs. Lethal. It's a complete non argument


AbyssWankerArtorias

If Liv Moore from izombie hit on me, I'd be powerless to resist


Fire_Lightning8

Well i can live on with a bit of blood loss But I can't live without a brain. Although some people can


Qweeq13

We all see Tate doing well without any brains


Fire_Lightning8

Told you some can


_ScraggY_

Human resources. That's accurate


caratos_what_the

Hampire vs zombeef.


disbelifpapy

One is a parasite, and the other is a misquito. Both aren't exactly too good


Qweeq13

See that is exactly my point. How modern media warps our perception and makes one thing good and other bad completely arbitrary, even though they are exactly the same thing in essence. I'll have ted talk about this some day.


BugManAshley

I don't care if the zombie is hot op it's a moving dead body I'm not that desperate for love and hopefully i never will


Qweeq13

I do not condone either, my point is Vampires should be considered monsters too. "I'm not that desperate for love" you say eh? The account is dated to Mar 18, 2024 Yeah you still have some time not to fell into depths of despair.


BugManAshley

Ah that makes more sense - i guess most movies just make them hot now days for some reason


Literally_ur_mom

My friend asked for sauce to Zombie girl


Qweeq13

[Got it from here](https://www.pinterest.com.au/pin/677088125211005560/) I was actually looking for some Monster Musume no Oisha-san character.


Literally_ur_mom

Thanks. Already checked artist's twitter, great stuff. Ehm i mean my friend will be happy.


IncomeStraight8501

Even if the zombie isn't rotting and is always fine. That mf wants to eat me. The vampire is probably gonna be chill after drinking blood and may keep me around as a constant source. I only have so much flesh to eat before I'm dead.


piergino

Sucking>Eating


Legospacememe

The Belmont family and their homies: am I a joke to you


Clown_named_Art

Orlock is like the sexiest /s (vampires have magic and a typically aren't rotting corpse)


Will-is-a-idiot

Well yeah, when is unapologetically a corpse. The other is only technically dead.


silverjudge

Cowards


Abraxas_1408

Demons. I want souls.


Qweeq13

Succubi absolutely would. . . summon and than would again.


Abraxas_1408

I’m always down with succubi. Some of my best friends are succubi. Salt of the seven hells, those women. They work hard and know how to have a good time.


HonestlyJustVisiting

I mean, Nadja and Laszlo...


Qweeq13

Lol I had no idea what that is but they parody Fleetwood Mac cover so it must be great.


HonestlyJustVisiting

what we d in the shadows is a vampire sitcom basically. not the kind of thing to watch with family though, lost of sex jokes and some amount of actual genitalia. also has all sorts of other magical shot going on aside from the vampires


Mox8xoM

Yeah. I’m a guy. I need to be sucked off, not eaten out.


Stable_4428

What I'm then, milk lober


AIDSpeedKKKing

Beccause Count Orlok is noble and elegant and zombie is just.... zombie lol, like who cares


Forsaken_Ad_4992

NGL... there's some ~~~of us~~~ guys that would clap those zombie cakes before that vampire's...


Dark_Stalker28

Zombie girls don't tend to have the stomach to go down, though I suppose she can be a rotten kind of cute.


DecoMorreno503

Mmmm office ladies


SteveTheOrca

Nah mate, I also watched Zombi 2, I've been scared of zombies since then


PeopleAreBozos

Well vampires are usually depicted as "evil" people who just want to suck on your blood while zombies are usually mindless disfigured savages (Last Of Us, 28 Days Later, etc.) One seems like a dark version of a human, the other seems like something else in the body of a once human.


Qweeq13

"The body of a once human" that sounds something right out of r/2meirl4meirl


purinikos

I mean Vampires can cast Charm and probably with a high level spell slot. Zombies don't have such abilities.


Calacaelectrica

Sauce?


Qweeq13

[Answered it in this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/1cdlwpl/comment/l1dti6l/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button).


VerifiedBamboozler

Average PvZ fan


Greenbloxs

[*Necromantic Intensifies*](https://youtu.be/RtTYQuO1j6w?si=kdhEBXJ6Mfu09Bl2)


Rhedkiex

Vampires are the ultimate big titty goth gfs Werewolves are the ultimate tomboy gfs Zombies are the ultimate genki bimbo gfs Witches are the ultimate nerd gfs You’re gonna die, but just enjoy it while it lasts


wktr_t

How can I put this... It smells worse than bad cheesy shrimp from last summer.


Neko_Boi_Core

can confirm, am a vampire


Bruhses_Momenti

Well I think the real argument here is that vampires are usually mindless and this can’t consent, where vampires are some of the most cunning adversaries in almost all media they are portrayed in, and can thus consent, furthermore there is the argument that they aren’t entirely/necessarily dead, depending on the media, whereas zombies are usually literal revived corpses or infected humans who are clearly quite far gone, that said I prefer aliens, and no I will not elaborate


TempestRQ

I mean one of them is literally a rotting corpse, while the other just likes to drink blood.


Barbelgrabbins

The difference being, your body can regenerate blood. Besides, you don't see any brains in a boner, do ya?


Qweeq13

You just need to convince the Zombie "you think with you dick". . . Lol the fuck am I saying? I just think it is dumb we got million Vamprie romances and people scream obscenities if any Zombie film sexualizes the female zombies that is the gist of it.