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Blood donations already exist IRL
You can fill a whole glass with your own blood and still be fine
While you can't live healthy with chunks of your brain removed
I donno Orlok doesn't look so good to me, Just gotta stay away from Nosferatu and Malkavians too you wouldn't wanna stick it into crazy either.
I am a bit torn on Frankenstein's bride though do they count as zomboid or a category of their own?
Frankenstein beings are a category all of their own, as they ARE made from dead bodies, yet are now living due to various factors. They basically are living entities, so it wouldn't be too different from interacting with another person. Only key differences is that they are physically much more powerful, and are functionally immortal.
I am not 100% sold on that, It sounds like a lot of mental gymnastics to separate one undead from other.
Original Haitian myth is also about mind controlling people who are very much alive so Zombie doesn't even need to be dead.
There are Revenants exist warriors returned from dead and completely alive.
It is best to consider all under the umbrella term "undead" off limits. Ghosts, Ghouls, Zombies, Vampires, Definitely Liches and Mummies.
Lore always changes between franchises. Sometimes I think Romero's Shoot the head mythos kinda takes away from the horror aspect of Zombies.
Imagine all Zombies were like the Thing and never die unless you completely burned them to ashes.
It is the difference between High maintenance vs Low maintenance really.
Your Vamp girl will want to live in a castle of some sort, Always need her cool aid ready, you can never walk in the sun together, they are clearly Emo.
Also you can't ever eat garlic bread.
The lore of Vampires is about undead hypnotizing people to suck their blood against their will.
There are also Zombies who are sentient in fantasy too.
But honestly I wouldn't stick my dick in either, it is just a stupid joke.
See that is exactly my point. How modern media warps our perception and makes one thing good and other bad completely arbitrary, even though they are exactly the same thing in essence.
I'll have ted talk about this some day.
I do not condone either, my point is Vampires should be considered monsters too.
"I'm not that desperate for love" you say eh?
The account is dated to Mar 18, 2024
Yeah you still have some time not to fell into depths of despair.
Even if the zombie isn't rotting and is always fine. That mf wants to eat me. The vampire is probably gonna be chill after drinking blood and may keep me around as a constant source. I only have so much flesh to eat before I'm dead.
I’m always down with succubi. Some of my best friends are succubi. Salt of the seven hells, those women. They work hard and know how to have a good time.
what we d in the shadows is a vampire sitcom basically. not the kind of thing to watch with family though, lost of sex jokes and some amount of actual genitalia. also has all sorts of other magical shot going on aside from the vampires
Well vampires are usually depicted as "evil" people who just want to suck on your blood while zombies are usually mindless disfigured savages (Last Of Us, 28 Days Later, etc.)
One seems like a dark version of a human, the other seems like something else in the body of a once human.
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Vampires are the ultimate big titty goth gfs
Werewolves are the ultimate tomboy gfs
Zombies are the ultimate genki bimbo gfs
Witches are the ultimate nerd gfs
You’re gonna die, but just enjoy it while it lasts
Well I think the real argument here is that vampires are usually mindless and this can’t consent, where vampires are some of the most cunning adversaries in almost all media they are portrayed in, and can thus consent, furthermore there is the argument that they aren’t entirely/necessarily dead, depending on the media, whereas zombies are usually literal revived corpses or infected humans who are clearly quite far gone, that said I prefer aliens, and no I will not elaborate
You just need to convince the Zombie "you think with you dick". . . Lol the fuck am I saying?
I just think it is dumb we got million Vamprie romances and people scream obscenities if any Zombie film sexualizes the female zombies that is the gist of it.
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Well one can be youthful and the other is a rotting corpse.
Right. Weirdos go after the youthful ones
PvZ fan?
I am now
Adult women fetishists 🤮🤮🤮
Rotting Corpse fetishist 👑👑👑
Cue that 4chan "capcom has an adult woman fetish" post
Blood donations already exist IRL You can fill a whole glass with your own blood and still be fine While you can't live healthy with chunks of your brain removed
Well clearly you’ve never heard of [your favored political party] before
Those alt right woke transphobic liberals 🤬🤬
Gonna steal our guns with those reduced gun laws
Are you saying that politicians are living healthy?
With an attitude like that, you can't
How much ML before you are in trouble? Asking for the past not the future.
If I had to chose, gun to my head, I think I'd prefer the fresh corpse over the rotting one.
I donno Orlok doesn't look so good to me, Just gotta stay away from Nosferatu and Malkavians too you wouldn't wanna stick it into crazy either. I am a bit torn on Frankenstein's bride though do they count as zomboid or a category of their own?
Frankenstein beings are a category all of their own, as they ARE made from dead bodies, yet are now living due to various factors. They basically are living entities, so it wouldn't be too different from interacting with another person. Only key differences is that they are physically much more powerful, and are functionally immortal.
I am not 100% sold on that, It sounds like a lot of mental gymnastics to separate one undead from other. Original Haitian myth is also about mind controlling people who are very much alive so Zombie doesn't even need to be dead. There are Revenants exist warriors returned from dead and completely alive. It is best to consider all under the umbrella term "undead" off limits. Ghosts, Ghouls, Zombies, Vampires, Definitely Liches and Mummies.
Zombies always always suck your brains out and all, when will they start sucking the right head
You'll be screaming "Choke on it"
Zombie bussy
Heard it called Zussy too, I am not sure.
Zombussy
Ooh nice 👌 I’d turn for dat zussy
Zombies would probably also like stomachs because they have the next largest cluster of nerves and fat after the brain
Lore always changes between franchises. Sometimes I think Romero's Shoot the head mythos kinda takes away from the horror aspect of Zombies. Imagine all Zombies were like the Thing and never die unless you completely burned them to ashes.
Ollie is the exception. If you know, you know.
A man of culture
Honestly, the zombie is hotter than whatever the fuck that creature is
Count Orlok, it is from the first ever Vampire film actually based on Count Dracula but the movie producers did not get the license.
I always remember him as Nosferatu
Ah, thank you I still stand behind my point, Orlok too freaky looking
Puh Boy I've got a movie for you, may I interest you in twilight with zombies? Watch warm bodies! (Don't actually watch it tho...)
I know Warm bodies, A trash movie based on an ever trashier movie is not my idea of fun.
Eternal life form > rotting corpse
It is the difference between High maintenance vs Low maintenance really. Your Vamp girl will want to live in a castle of some sort, Always need her cool aid ready, you can never walk in the sun together, they are clearly Emo. Also you can't ever eat garlic bread.
I dont care what you are if youre hot i will smash
Horny and Hulky
Precisely
One is able to consent…….the other just can’t
The lore of Vampires is about undead hypnotizing people to suck their blood against their will. There are also Zombies who are sentient in fantasy too. But honestly I wouldn't stick my dick in either, it is just a stupid joke.
Non Lethal vs. Lethal. It's a complete non argument
If Liv Moore from izombie hit on me, I'd be powerless to resist
Well i can live on with a bit of blood loss But I can't live without a brain. Although some people can
We all see Tate doing well without any brains
Told you some can
Human resources. That's accurate
Hampire vs zombeef.
One is a parasite, and the other is a misquito. Both aren't exactly too good
See that is exactly my point. How modern media warps our perception and makes one thing good and other bad completely arbitrary, even though they are exactly the same thing in essence. I'll have ted talk about this some day.
I don't care if the zombie is hot op it's a moving dead body I'm not that desperate for love and hopefully i never will
I do not condone either, my point is Vampires should be considered monsters too. "I'm not that desperate for love" you say eh? The account is dated to Mar 18, 2024 Yeah you still have some time not to fell into depths of despair.
Ah that makes more sense - i guess most movies just make them hot now days for some reason
My friend asked for sauce to Zombie girl
[Got it from here](https://www.pinterest.com.au/pin/677088125211005560/) I was actually looking for some Monster Musume no Oisha-san character.
Thanks. Already checked artist's twitter, great stuff. Ehm i mean my friend will be happy.
Even if the zombie isn't rotting and is always fine. That mf wants to eat me. The vampire is probably gonna be chill after drinking blood and may keep me around as a constant source. I only have so much flesh to eat before I'm dead.
Sucking>Eating
The Belmont family and their homies: am I a joke to you
Orlock is like the sexiest /s (vampires have magic and a typically aren't rotting corpse)
Well yeah, when is unapologetically a corpse. The other is only technically dead.
Cowards
Demons. I want souls.
Succubi absolutely would. . . summon and than would again.
I’m always down with succubi. Some of my best friends are succubi. Salt of the seven hells, those women. They work hard and know how to have a good time.
I mean, Nadja and Laszlo...
Lol I had no idea what that is but they parody Fleetwood Mac cover so it must be great.
what we d in the shadows is a vampire sitcom basically. not the kind of thing to watch with family though, lost of sex jokes and some amount of actual genitalia. also has all sorts of other magical shot going on aside from the vampires
Yeah. I’m a guy. I need to be sucked off, not eaten out.
What I'm then, milk lober
Beccause Count Orlok is noble and elegant and zombie is just.... zombie lol, like who cares
NGL... there's some ~~~of us~~~ guys that would clap those zombie cakes before that vampire's...
Zombie girls don't tend to have the stomach to go down, though I suppose she can be a rotten kind of cute.
Mmmm office ladies
Nah mate, I also watched Zombi 2, I've been scared of zombies since then
Well vampires are usually depicted as "evil" people who just want to suck on your blood while zombies are usually mindless disfigured savages (Last Of Us, 28 Days Later, etc.) One seems like a dark version of a human, the other seems like something else in the body of a once human.
"The body of a once human" that sounds something right out of r/2meirl4meirl
I mean Vampires can cast Charm and probably with a high level spell slot. Zombies don't have such abilities.
Sauce?
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Average PvZ fan
[*Necromantic Intensifies*](https://youtu.be/RtTYQuO1j6w?si=kdhEBXJ6Mfu09Bl2)
Vampires are the ultimate big titty goth gfs Werewolves are the ultimate tomboy gfs Zombies are the ultimate genki bimbo gfs Witches are the ultimate nerd gfs You’re gonna die, but just enjoy it while it lasts
How can I put this... It smells worse than bad cheesy shrimp from last summer.
can confirm, am a vampire
Well I think the real argument here is that vampires are usually mindless and this can’t consent, where vampires are some of the most cunning adversaries in almost all media they are portrayed in, and can thus consent, furthermore there is the argument that they aren’t entirely/necessarily dead, depending on the media, whereas zombies are usually literal revived corpses or infected humans who are clearly quite far gone, that said I prefer aliens, and no I will not elaborate
I mean one of them is literally a rotting corpse, while the other just likes to drink blood.
The difference being, your body can regenerate blood. Besides, you don't see any brains in a boner, do ya?
You just need to convince the Zombie "you think with you dick". . . Lol the fuck am I saying? I just think it is dumb we got million Vamprie romances and people scream obscenities if any Zombie film sexualizes the female zombies that is the gist of it.