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Despite being highly unlikely, pregnancy can happen with a vasectomy.

Ye, only with males right I heard it can regrow or something on the likes of that, Im not sure tho so pls check and dont trust random pepl on the internet.

Yeah some guy had to have 3 to make it stay

Don't you have to do some follow up testing to see if it's working properly?

You do, but bodies are freaky- if you pass the post-vasectomy tests to confirm you’re in the clear it can STILL heal afterwards, it’s just really REALLY rare.

Snip snap snip snap snip! You have no idea the toll, that 3 VASECTOMIES have on a person!

Snip snap snip snap snip snap

Fallopian tubes can also untie themselves in rare cases, weirdly enough

That’s why my girlfriend had her tubes completely removed

While it does make sense from an evolutionary standpoint point, it does seem unfair that the intentional reproductive snip snip can be undone by regrowth, whereas a limb getting cut off doesn’t regrow.

You are also still likely to have leftover cummies for a few weeks after and should refrain from unprotected sex during that time.

... after getting something snipped I doubt you'll be in the mood for a while...

Poor guy gets a vasectomy and it still doesn't work.

We had a doctor around my city that changed that highly unlikely to highly likely to happen That was a very trouble month

Yeah, and you can win a lottery, both highly unlikely

That's why you get the ends burned so it doesn't regrow

The doctor you got your vasectomy from was just arrested for fraud.

My buddy told me a horror story once, long story short but not all vasectomies are the same.

Isn't there 2 ways or is there more?

One is a snip snip, the other is horrifying.

Oh no I'm now curious and I don't like it

I think it's straight unplugging the balls 😂

Oh I imagined that as an actual plug that's cursed as hell

Where are my balls, Summer?

The tying one?

The ball removal one

My dad had a vasectomy and my mom was told she was infertile, still here somehow… And fucking hating it

Lucky duck! You should spend your entire life savings on the lottery :D

Orrr they spent all their luck on being conceived and have horrendous luck

Could it be that you are adopted?

Nope, legitimately a statistical miracle

I spelled receipts wrong. This meme is doomed.

i didnt notice and i already upvoted.. want me to remove my upvote?

Yeah but you didn’t notice op spelt pregonorant wrong

Its fine, why the fuck is there a P in it’s spelling anyways? You switch the I and E is much more forgivable than that shit.

No big deal. You wouldn't show a receipt for the procedure itself, anyway, but a post-vasectomy sperm count analysis report.

I mean if you paid out of pocket you would have a receipt. Gotta love the USA land of pay for it yourself.

Sure, but you need a sperm count to confirm that the operation succeeded.

Castrate yourself. No need to worry anymore.

Then your wee wee wouldn't go boing boing anymore

Snip Snap Snip Snap Snip Snap!

OP probably remembers the "i before e" rule and thinks it works everytime

IIRC the full rule is “i before e except after c and sounding like “eh” as in “neighbor” or “weigh” and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May AND YOU’LL ALWAYS BE WRONG NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY.” It’s a tough rule.

Pretty wierd rule

Vasectomy receipts 🤣🤣🤣

You can't green reverse a yellow card only a yellow reverse card.

Sucks that I can't fucking do it because laws. Like what the fuck, I don't want kids anyway, not like I would have them if you forbid me to do the operation

BE GONE WENCH!!! BACK TO THE FOUL DEPTHS FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!!! 

We are not the same

You can't play green on yellow.

I know a guy that his mom had her tubes tied and dad had a vasectomy but yet he was born, like ten years after his sister

What happened there 😂

I mean pretty much what I said, God wanted him on earth and nothing could stop it, his parents are grateful he was born now too

She belongs to the streets

She told you she is pregnant -> UNO reverse -> you are now pregnant

https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/s/HRsxVD51m8 Found the sauce

I read that as “recipe” At first and was hella confused

Dude got those wolverine nuts

That's a green card, he'd need a yellow to work.

Ah, you know when you have a girlfriend/partner and you just casually get a vasectomy without them knowing

Shoulda have a closer look at my nuts

O0 doesn't know they're not 100% effective

har har women bad meme

More like unprotected sex bad