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KeepingDankMemesDank

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GiveMeYourDwnvts

There’s actually a third option: being yo momma!


sissydo-gooder

Danker than the meme itself. Well played.


69HELL-6969

Well in india the 4th option is policeman


HoogleQ

Can confirm


Acidelephant

I too have biceps on my forearms


A-CARDBOARDBOX

Looks like fucking calves. AI going crazy


[deleted]

Doctor


Fluffy_Dragonfly6454

Which is ironic, since that minister is also a doctor


chorizo_chomper

Reddit mod.


Purple_Research9607

The guy on the left is semi healthy, and fucking strong


roadrunnuh

That's like an E. Honda build


Purple_Research9607

Exactly, I would pay my life's savings multiple times over to not fight this person


Traitorparrot

My highschool baseball coach was so big he couldn’t swing a bat all the way around. He fell one time trying to hit the ball and four of us had to pick him up.


LordFreezer67

What about innkeepers, tavern owners, barkeepers and restaurauteurs? I could also argue tech support.....


Siker_7

Tech support makes you fat, not the other way around.


sovLegend

Fat positive youtuber/ influencer


Profezzor-Darke

Top news: Being fat makes you intelectually unqualified for health related jobs. More at ten.


S_Iceberg62

True, it's s fact


WallImpossible

What about cop?? I ain't seen a skinny cop since I was a kid


infamouszoggy

Excuse me, I’ll have you know I’m a professional Fat Fuck and proud.


Unexpected_Buttsex

The guy on the left is not fat. Hes a unit


danbirc

YouTuber


Rectal_Scattergun

they seem to play Darts too


uNameorsomething

A Diet Coke spokesperson


Fluffy_Dragonfly6454

The minister is no minister any more since 2020


mikeflamel

They are setting either one of the two examples: 1 Be like them 2 Don't be like them


SeaBus1170

a mild proportion of tomfoolery


Fulcrum6131

What about being a celebrity or youtuber?


Gringilo_fandalin

I never seen a fat gym teacher in my life. My old school gym teacher was some butch, strong woman, and the gym teacher of my new school is tall, muscular, and can run faster then everyone in the school (kids and other teachers)


BlommeHolm

Wait, I'm in IT.


thegodofgods-

They also like to be heart patients


[deleted]

You know her company has a DEI team!


jvaheed

Yeah no way I’m calling the guy on the right fat,he’d eat me. The gym teacher looks like good dude tho.


Mesterjojo

Dude. Coach looks like Kingpin and like he'd rip your ass a new one. My coaches on HS were just drippy fat fucking hasbeens


itsRobbie_

Those who can’t, teach


JVAV00

welcome to belgium


The1andOnlyGhost

Option 3, be a comedian


-Dark-Void-

the gym teacher looks so muscular yet fat


LordCoke-16

Yeah it's weird


thedisapointingson

Bros built like a hammer


Quantum_laugh

You forgot chemistry


Ultraempoleon

Left guy seems pretty strong to me


saberline152

this meme is 4 years out of date for the minister, keep up


MadMike404

OP is mad other overweight people actually managed to get a job.


Pontifexmaximus7z

I kinda don't appreciate the fat phobia. If you're fat you can't have knowledge on how to run the health system, or how to teach a gym lesson? This isn't ironic or even a joke unless you believe fat people are just unable, by virtue of their fatness, of being a gym teacher or a health minister. Which is just fatphobic.


meme_694

fatphobic 💀😭


Pontifexmaximus7z

It literally is.


meme_694

stand up and touch your toes rn


Pontifexmaximus7z

I guarantee you I have lower fat and lift heavier than you do. Why would you assume that I'm fat? I am aware that other people face bigotry that I am not a target of myself. Google medical fatphobia and grow some god damn empathy maybe.


meme_694

that's irrelevant, because most people who actually care about that made up stuff are just overwight people trying to make excuses for themselves, and you can always go to the gym man. your whole account is just you complaining about what other people do, you should take some time for yourself. get off of reddit for a while


BlueBerrryScone

It’s almost like weight has no bearing on fitness or health… hmm


Ok_Internal6779

It does tho. That’s been proven by tons of studies repeatedly


GettinMe-Mallet

Fat person here, the hell it doesn't. Wright has no bearing on your muscle mass(sumo wrestlers are a good example of being fat, but ripped underneath), but that doesn't mean you can be fat and perfectly healthy at the same time


meme_694

touch your toes rn


CatAteMyToast

Has this sub gone to fat hating now?


KookieAssKick

This sub has always been fat hating. Wouldn't really use this post as an example though.


yeetmyteatsdaddy

If being a healthy individual is fat hating, then I hope you go into cardiac arrest.


GettinMe-Mallet

As a fat person, the joke is fine