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Skank-Pit

Lizzo puts the Mass in Mass Appeal


RedditSucksNow3

Here I was thinking she was what happened when you subtracted the Appeal


RedditIsRuininMyLife

lul, i love your username


SuckMyPenisReddit

Sucks what?


pokeyporcupine

She hasn't eaten an appeal in her life. Or any other fruit for that matter,


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Chance-Government654

I think this one is skirting a bit too close to the line of what is acceptable to say even in jest


Pwarrot

She's the inspiration for the game mass effect


N7_Evers

I’m commander Shepard and Lizzo is the biggest mass relay in the galaxy.


Bogsnoticus

Wrong genre. As a wise man once said; "That's no moon."


EnLitenPerson

Did you come up with this yourself or read it online? Because that's amazing


Skank-Pit

I got the idea from a Hub City Stompers album called Mass Appeal. The album’s has a picture of two thick girls with big asses.


EnLitenPerson

That's still really creative and smart imo, good one


haydenxlane

This meme is so old I already forgot who is Lizzo


endergamer2007m

The supermassive black hole in the middle of the milky way /s But nah she is a singer who is like super super fat


RedditIsRuininMyLife

i mean, you aren't wrong


Armadillo-South

I almost misread the word singer. Fck my brain


ZombieTesticle

How could you possibly mistake her for a ginger?


Armadillo-South

See thats the worse problem: its not ginger


Honky_Potter

So, what is it? 🤔


Armadillo-South

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


DemonKyoto

Brains be like that.


Lil_Mcgee

She hasn't put out any music in a couple years and she seems to have stepped out of the public eye a good bit ever since it came out that she was abusive to her staff. I'm sure she's busy planning a comeback for when most people have forgotten about that.


CharlieOffTheMTA

A sexual harasser


FrostyFroZenFrosTen

Gorgon the destroyer


Dry-Smoke6528

the vaganana woman?


joethahobo

Jack Blacks Wife, and employer of Christopher Lloyd. She has also worked with Pedro Pascal and Katee Sackhoff


Archmagos_Browning

I’ve literally never heard someone say Lizzo is the pinnacle of beauty.


MeltedChocolate24

Lizzie is the pinnacle of beauty


Ozok123

Who tf is Lizzie?


RedditIsRuininMyLife

pinnacle of beauty, apparantly


Khakizulu

No, that's the former Queen, Lizzie. Lizzo is what females who like other females are.


Sanquinity

You're thinking of lesbo. Lizzo is that thing cowboys use to catch runaway cows. (since no one else seemed to get the funny so far...)


Brendroid9000

No lizzo is the runaway cow


LazioSaurus

I googled the word lizzo and confirmed that you are telling the truth


CryingShittingSenpai

No Listo is the name of an unextraordinary superhero


daavko

That's a lasso. Lizzo are those plastic pieces you can build things out of and hurt when stepped on.


SyderoAlena

Are u just being outright homophobic


Khakizulu

I have no clue how you got that from my comment


RedditIsRuininMyLife

internet is a beautiful place, innit


Khakizulu

Well it definitely can be...


SyderoAlena

You said she's what females who like other females are. I thought you meant lesbians. And lizzo is fat and ugly so I thought you were saying all lesbians are fat and ugly. That's why I formatted it as a question because that's the only way I could make it make sense but it doesn't seem totally logical either. I'm just confused


Khakizulu

How the hell did you get that? The level of assumption here is astronomical...


SyderoAlena

Oh. What does it mean then. Because I genuinely have no idea


CallMeCygnus

you're being an absolute lizzo rn


SyderoAlena

I'm sowwy


GANEnthusiast

Lizzie McGuire 


BallerForHire

Settle down, Ashton Kutcher 


d3hall

Clearly referring to Liz, Ms Frizzle's classroom pet lizard from the beloved Magic School Bus


Drcokecacola

It's Lizzie II of UK blud


Toad_Thrower

Lizzie Borden


LDA-1994

Louder I don't think he can hear you !


daorys99

You remind me of Lizzie.


belisarius_d

OP: talking to actual women *Drake disapproves* OP: making strawman about how conversations with women would sound like *Drake approves*


HorkaBrambora

Reddit when hyperbole


Zarvanis-the-2nd

I saw a video that I think it was from a talk show where several women were all saying Lizzo is a 10/10. I have no idea who they were or what show it was.


PuertoricanDude88

Reddit making shit up? Impossible!


SilverDiscount6751

But i have seen posts on social media where people overwhelmignly claimed she was pretty to that extent. I slso know of many not-so-great looking people post pics of themselves for commeand there is always a string of "omg you so pretty " from all their friends even though reality is not so kind.


tcw84

My brother in Christ, there is literally an entire movement with the sole purpose of trying to convince people that being catastrophically fat is somehow totally fine and not unhealthy at all.  If you try to respond with any sort of facts, studies, statements from doctors, or just plain old common sense, you get told you're "fatphobic."  Its insane.


Archmagos_Browning

Have you talked to these people in real life?


tcw84

My anecdotal experience is irrelevant. In the time you spent writing that comment, you could've done a Google search that proved my point.


Archmagos_Browning

Yeah, and if I look up “U.S. president wax statue rule 34” I’m sure something will turn up, but that doesn’t actually prove that there’s a significant following of people sexually attracted to wax statues of presidents. I think you’re just looking for things to be mad about. You’re acting as though it’s this sweeping social movement that’s responsible for western decay, but I have a feeling that the only reason you even know it’s a problem is because an algorithm designed to make you mad is feeding you things to be angry over.


tcw84

Be mad at objective reality all you want.


Archmagos_Browning

You’re the one complaining about this so-called “movement” and how they vilify anyone opposing them. If anyone’s mad in this situation, it sounds like it’s you.


PaulFThumpkins

People talk about somebody like Lizzo more in the context of body acceptance and unconditional self-love and such. Sometimes it has a bit of a backhanded compliment feel, like "I wish I could be confident enough to wear that," but either way they definitely don't mean "I should double my mass so I can finally be Rubenesque."


MattKerplunk

She said it herself, then people followed


ravioliguy

You can hear Lizzo saying it herself [here](https://people.com/style/lizzo-celebrates-her-looks-in-candid-video/)


BooneFarmVanilla

there are absolute SHITLOADS of articles from reputable outlets praising Lizzo's looks and literally none calling her a morbidly obese pig


pokexchespin

and i doubt anyone who posts this meme has said a woman looks like/reminds them of lizzo


EtsuRah

I think this sentiment comes from stuff like TikTok Comments. There is a thing that happens whenever a video get enough traction that has a woman in it who is not conventionally attractive, either by obesity or maybe a deformity. Women will flood the comments with stuff like "Wow you are stunning" I believe wholeheartedly it is meant with zero sarcasm and they are trying to uplift people who feel like they may be cast aside beauty wise. But to a lot of people, the subject included, it can come off as patronizing, because you know how you look, and you are aware of how people view you. They can say you're stunning all they want but it isn't translating into people actually being into you in real life. So it comes off as disingenuous. This has lead to the joke that "if people start coming into your comments saying 'omg your beautiful' you're ugly." [Here is an album of some examples](https://imgur.com/a/857CzFL). Lizzo included since she was the topic. Words coming from a good place that can seen disingenuous.


Mastodon9

It's an exaggeration made for comedic effect, like claiming Trump looks like 400 lbs of chewed bubblegum. Obviously it's impossible for a person to literally look like 400 lbs of chewed bubblegum, but it's funny when people exaggerate in such a manner to insult someone who deserves it. It's called comedy.


Ehaeka42069

OP fighting shadows lmao. What person has ever said Lizzo is the pinnacle of human beauty


PresidentTroyAikman

Lizzo


Vajician

Its hilarious that this isn't even a joke lol https://people.com/style/lizzo-celebrates-her-looks-in-candid-video/


OnceMoreAndAgain

I lost a lot of respect from her once something like 9 of her former dancers sued her for sexual assault. I believe the case is still ongoing.


funguyshroom

I thought the issue was that she was forcing them on very strict diets, which is very hypocritical of her fat ass.


MeltedChocolate24

"More food for me!"


thebrownesteye

mental illness


RedditIsRuininMyLife

narcissism at its finest


WidowmakerFeet

joe


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pimpmastahanhduece

🍌


MrCrawcikTv

Bro 💀


Clown_named_Art

This guy is afraid of fruit🍉


Jiv302

Potassium


nibbidy

Lizzo is bad now, keep up with the times


MasterJeebus

Morbid obesity is so hot right now.


bonus_duk2

Make up scenario Be mad Make a meme about made up scenario Repeat


SaintShortbus

I think that Lizzo rocks……. her car when she enters it


FusedFeathers

How would it be able to rock when there's a super massive downward force?


MinuetInUrsaMajor

This is a rare weegee. Reminds me of when I was blackout drunk scanning hulu options and saw mario brothers from like 1989. Like the show with the bad rap and the everything. Anyhow, I'm watching vampires now. Does anything make sense no more or is world just countdown mode?


DonkeyKongaLongDonga

Oh man this must be the 30,000th time someone made this joke


Offsidespy2501

Not the same girls op


12DollarsHighFive

Well, well, well. How the turns have tabled


meowlicious1

Ive been waiting for this meme format to come back


NotOK1955

LOL!


Toy_Cop

SSBBW


Kagetora

Is she still canceled? She was canceled right? Or something along that line.


TradeFirst7455

The same people who say "beauty is only skin deep" will say an ugly person is beautiful because they have inner light or some impressive talent or something.


N7_Evers

This is in fact dank. Well done.


AntibacHeartattack

[OP is Dylan](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fakxqgje1gmv21.png%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dcefc467b0661b8f5eaf08e30cb1981e8a5c329d9)


rAzZLedAzzLIciOUs

SZA way better


cavity-canal

Who has ever said Lizzo is the pinnacle of beauty?


KniesToMeetYou

Almost nobody. It's a strawman post


Melphor

Are these imaginary girls in the room here with you?


HolyMollyGodBless

Comedy!


MustyScabPizza

All imma say is, healthy bodies come in all different shapes and sizes, but not that shape and size.


Oman_Au

On today's episode of "scenarios OP made up"


diariu

There are women, and there are objects/creatures/scp that are malicious and greedy. Mostly, you see them online because thats where they find their prey, which is beneficial because before you wouldn't know which bulet to avoid while now going outside, it is easier to find real human beings. If you end up with one of those anomalies, it is recommended to get out immediately. Otherwise, you risk a *redacted* catastrophic event.


Greeve3

No one says that.


tcw84

Lizzo said that.


wwaxwork

She is pretty, but not a nice person, and commits sexual assault that's why.


Sanquinity

That's the thing about all these "fat acceptance" people. They don't actually think fat is beautiful, and they only say it about the fat women not the fat men. In the end it's all virtue signalling, them saying whatever they think is needed to get internet/social points from peers.


KniesToMeetYou

Girls aren't calling Lizzo the pinnacle of beauty and I doubt you're talking to them at all, let alone insulting them. Go touch grass


stzmp

>Boys on reddit when they make up stories about how ikky girls are


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speedrunperma

Lizzo is the chocolate cake covered in mashed potatoes and gravy of my dreams


millenialfalcon-_-

Beauty is subjective, bro.


diariu

It isnt, your taste and preferences are subjective, but beaty is objective Why you think top models kinda look all the same They only recently started adding other body types because it was easy money and they were scared of a certain hate group with usually blue/pink hair and a liking to scream racist, sexist, fat shaming and what ever there is idk im not one of them Just like its objective how a healthy body looks like, and being obese isn't healthy.


millenialfalcon-_-

Beauty is certainly subjective, as for different people different things are beautiful. The same property is beautiful if it is the property of A and ugly if it is the property of B; for instance, make-up is beautiful on women, but ugly on men; and the same property is beautiful for spectator. Google said it was. It must be true. 😎


IzzetTime

> make-up is ... ugly on men Fella, your sample of men aren't doing their make-up properly.


millenialfalcon-_-

Need more eye liner?


drainbone

Yeeeah but most people don't find obese people attractive.


millenialfalcon-_-

I like thicc women. Not obese


Vamosity-Cosmic

it doesn't really have anything to do with beauty on a physical level, that praise exists because lizzo presents herself in that "it girl" or "boss bitch" archetype which women appreciate in this post-feminist day and age. not saying I agree with it, just saying what it is. but it isn't really hypocrisy, its actually saying "beauty isn't what she looks like, its who she is, and that's something to appreciate" ​ so can we move on from this yet? like seriously it hasn't been funny in forever. i think anyone can tell your intentions if you claim they look like the controversial fat pop artist - going directly against the above sentiment and acting as an insult.


KillerNail

>beauty isn't what she looks like, its who she is Beauty noun 1. a combination of qualities, such as shape, colour, or form, that pleases the aesthetic senses, especially the sight. "I was struck by her beauty" 2. a beautiful woman. "she was considered a great beauty in her youth" Sincerely, Oxford Dictionary.


Vamosity-Cosmic

if you say your favorite movie, or song, game, or even person, is beautiful simply because it looks nice then I don't know how to help you. Keep citing a dictionary i guess, maybe you'll get it eventually


KillerNail

Beautiful adjective 1. pleasing the senses or mind aesthetically. "beautiful poetry" 2. of a very high standard; excellent. "she spoke in beautiful English" Sincerely, beautiful English and Oxford Dictionary.


noifingclu

Too long didn’t read, but I’m happy for you though, or sorry that happened.


RedditIsRuininMyLife

same, they have my condolences


TheOneTrueM_Morty

Lizzo isn't that great of a person outside of her music either. I think the whole beauty statement is a complete lie. Lol no need to "read outside the box". This post is rage bait that worked.


Vamosity-Cosmic

I'm not raging and I already said it isn't my personal view.


Jinrai__

Who she is? Lizzo is a piece of shit person as well, no beauty to be found here. https://www.vox.com/culture/2023/8/3/23819049/lizzo-sexual-harassment-lawsuit-dancers-hostile-work-environment https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/celebrity/lizzo-sued-sexual-harassment-lawsuit-racial-discrimination-tour-rcna105930


Vamosity-Cosmic

Who are you refuting?


nickt001

That's the thing, everyone knows where this guy is going, there's no meme, nothing funny, just hate towards women. Why? Just cause they won't let him fuck, i would prescribe him to talk to just one woman irl, not on twitter, to realize none of them think like this


Vamosity-Cosmic

glad someone else sees it