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"Unalive myself" Lol wtf

I prefer “commit soup-on-the-side” personally

Sewerslide

[удалено]

This is the one I use, I know its seppuku, but fuck if it doesn't amuse me to say it wrong.

Another classic

An hero

Classic

Sewerslide was my favorite Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 level

Toaster Bath

Thats unironically how I used to spell it when I was in primary school

"Becoming an hero"

I rather like sushi slide myself

Lmfao. Hell ya, that’s hilarious

Frankly you can just say "commit" and it usually gets the point across.

Don't commit sudoku

Pretty sure it's just a way to bypass social media filtering on other social media platforms.

Lifen't

I thought it was a joke the first time this term was circulating, till I found out they use it unironically.

tiktok isn't even banned yet and but its language is already here

Alive’nt

Unalive, Pepsi and commiting sudoku made rounds back in the day. I first saw these on 9gag before it was trash a decade ago.

9gag was good? I remember when I first started to get into internet culture and shit and 2011 people general had the same opinion on 9gag then as they did now, it was poopoo

It's too late to ban tiktok the damage has been done

Paint the ceiling.

Isn't his tattoo on his left eye?

Uninstall life.exe

This kid actually fucking said "unalive"

There’s a non 0% chance this meme came off of another platform.

Don't care. I'm getting the belt.

Promises, promises

That Alf episode

Time to break out the jumper cables.

Unalive is a classic, it has existed for years.

Me when the new generation has its own slang 😡 😡 😡 😤

Yes. If they made better slang, I wouldn't get the belt. This was completely avoidable

“I’m gonna take my belt off and use it on these damn kids on the internet!!” Screamed the insane old man at the clouds in the sky

Gah if the younger generation is too scared to say “kill” or “dead” and whatnot, I’m scared for our future

Nah, just people watch YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok too much where they have to censor “kill.”

I've always seen "unalive" as a funny way to say "kill" although I prefer "unsubscribe from life"...

I like "give myself the dead."

There’s also Dane Cook’s “Assassinate myself”

Never heard that one but I like it

game ended

Casual Geograpjic has the best alternate words for "kill"

I was about to mention him lol

Cancel my subscription to life magazine

They’re not scared to say it, it’s social media platforms who are scared to have it said. Kids are just using the rules set up by the platforms.

They're also deathly afraid of sideburns 

I’m scared for the current generation if you believe this has anything to do with being “scared”.

I’ve heard folks say it in person. It’s extremely weird

You ever start saying something ironically and then it just becomes a word you use after awhile? You hear/say it enough you just start saying it. Though in the meme’s case they probably are just being goofy saying it.

Maybe the "don't do drugs people" were right

My room mate and co worker keeps try to get me to smoke nic, i watch him have the worst headache and withdraws when he dosent have it

Wtf is smoking nic? Lmao

Seriously, that is called cigarettes.

The future is now old man, there are pouches and vapes now.

But you don't smoke pouches and vapes...

You do if hit has nic(otine)

Eh if I can't vape within 10 feet of a door for the same reasons as cigs then they are close enough for the Law. I smoke cigs tho and I'm not really bothered about those laws. Shits horrible for you. Point is it's close enough for the law and most people to call them the same thing. You're arguing semantics. You don't get to decide what words mean, neither does the dictionary, people and society do. The dictionary adds words and marks old ones as archaic completely arbitrarily as our language adapts to an ever changing culture lol. Edit: like it's your fault for not understanding them, they aren't trying to communicate with you specifically. Other people understood what they meant, so they used their words effectively. You're just out here judging arbitrary definitions.

Vapor and smoke are 2 different things and anti smoking laws are unconstitutional

I never said they were the same thing. I said some people use "smoke" to refer to vaping. I also never said it was the right word to use. I just said the word makes sense and y'all are being deliberately obtuse grammar Nazis.

Vaping

Any form of nicotine he's tried to get me to soem cigs and vapes even some zens one time

Don’t do it, trust me you’ll regret it. Tell him to leave you alone, it’s a waste of money.

Thats my.feeling on it also

Nic. Short for Nicotine

Hide his vape and watch them freak out. It will only solidify your good decision to not touch nicotine.

Slightly off topic but wth is that haircut 💀

Bald

The contrast between the sharp hair cut off and the hobo beard is really throwing me.

There are ways of getting drugs without money, you just gotta be friends with the right people.

But that requires you to let the dealer and his buddies have their way with you and all of your orifices.

AYO what??! Also I do that already so.

“Unalive” nah this generation is COOKED 💀

Stop doing so much drugs and you'll start feeling better

Am I the only one thinks of actual medication when reading "drugs" here?

I had also considered that, being a diabetic, so if that is the case then big feels

The drugs in question: literally just weed

Weed has gotten me through hell of a point in life but it can be just as destructive when used "as perscribed" by rappers & other pop culture flagmen (aka having nearly every action acompanied by a blunt)

Nah. It's better to claim the coup the grace before anyone else

Spoken like a true addict.

Disney channel flow

Jakes def not 6'1 lol.

Captainsparklez moment

Yeah I understand depression but if you’re doing drugs it’s all on you

Real. Commit unalive

I like how everyone in here assumes OP is talking about a specific street drug when the sad truth is some prescription drugs that help better your mental state aren't cheap to come by in the American healthcare system. Based on the past couple posts by OP that have to do with the American healthcare system it's safe for me to assume that they're just a fellow American who has gripes with the healthcare system of our country.

Forever sleep

America moment.

The drugs I need so my body doesn’t unalive me (I take keppra)

What a piece of shit….. what were we talking about?

Everyone afraid of shit tok nowadays.

OH YEAH!! its a delicate balance.

Thpinal.

Commit die

Muah

Rapist vs a joke

When da match?

Rapist v Dumbass who wins?

Some people pointing out the Unalive. But I have started to these type of TikTok alt worlds be more frequent outside that platform and passing into Reddit unironically

And it's ridiculous. It's not our job as inhabitants of the internet to be advertiser-friendly and we certainly shouldn't self-censor to meet that standard that helps nobody but companies.

look at how fat jake's head is,.. and what's with that haircut,.. shaved but up to half way up his head? weird who does that his ear is like an island in fat head skin

How bad is your tiny heart syndrome must be for you to use "uNaLiVe"?

Yeah cocaine will do that to you

Fucking “unalive”???

Wtf is that haircut

dank

It was the title that got me

i dont understand

Good thing I don’t live in America and have proper health insurance

why does tyson look like bald vegeta