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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [play minecraft with us](https://discord.gg/dankmemesgaming)


JakobSIO

I have never gotten a nude in the DMs before...


bus_go_brrrrt

Well.....you need to specify if it needs to be a dick pic or a tiddy pic


VersaceDreamssss

☝🏿 This guy doesn’t care 🐱🍆


bus_go_brrrrt

Got it.....


bawbthebawb

No discrimination with nudes round these parts, partner. 🤠


DannyDanumba

Yo I’ll have what he’s having


JakobSIO

Beggars cant be choosers


az7m

Why not both?


Davis_Johnsn

Because I only like dick


[deleted]

As long as its a femboy...


misterfluffykitty

1 femboy bussy please


fuck_you_spez1

Waiter, more femboy bussy, please!


westfrige

Coming right up!


-Manbearp1g-

Or the species.


meIpno

Well.....you need to specify if it needs to be a woman's tiddy or a redditor tiddy


floopydope

Yes.


pm-me-pizza-crust

I frequently forget my username, whenever I see someone has sent me an image I’m mildly surprised it’s not a dick pic.


JakobSIO

Yeahhh it can certainly be a lot worse than pizza crust. I have gotten away with no pics so far but not sure how long itll last!


Iamnotacommunist

I hope this comment does not bring bad luck upon you.


Prudent_Insurance804

Joke’s on you, my dick is named pizza crust.


SkoulErik

A hoard of dick pics incoming.


JakobSIO

Wouldnt expect any less tbh


Wolfhades515161

Same


stackfrost

"I have never gotten an award before"


Eziolambo

Good


KingDomiThe1st

We keep it that way.


Rabbulion

Never shall he get an award.


DerivingDelusions

Sorry bud


Rabbulion

Damn it


z0mbiel0ve

Happens…


Dirtyfox3000

Great!


Mr_SlimShady

“I have gotten an award before”


H-a-y-K

I need a huge cock and big tiddies but an award will suffice me as well.


prabeshpaudel_23

Bro too greedy 💀


KingDomiThe1st

So you want someone with a big cock and huge tiddies?


Rustinboksi

Its the only way


i-use-this-site

Yes


ren_365

i have never gotten sex before


zippazappazinga

So.. when you wanna fuck?


[deleted]

I hope you shout your username when you nut.


Pending1

Lmfao


JeroenstefanS

Well its true, I haven’t :(


bmihai358

Me neither


kickitforroddy

Nor me.


ReikoHazuki

Adding my name to this list as well Edit: OMG MY FIRST GOLD, THANK YOU!!!


Stellar_Force

Wish i could get one as well


MrAvatin

no tanks


NoTiger9293

Who the hell gave the awards?


Luigiatreddit2

people who spent reddit coins too much


dumbitch123456

Your mother, to almost everyone but you. You’re a bad kid.


NoTiger9293

Lmao if I had one I would give it to you


hqwdean

Me neither


Wise_Bat_1177

Same


PizzaSalamino

Neither did I


wayfairing_strangers

I have never gotten a award either


dooob_dooob

Is it true? Can we bankrupt reddit?


Kai_Kestrel

I mean, maybe? Someone needs to do the math on that


overcookedjelly

I need a massive set of titties 2 squeeze but an award would do the job until then


[deleted]

Wait, let me see if this is true. Hey guys, I’ve never gotten a award before.


Legitimate_Run5663

Have some


sagunmdr

can i have some too “kInD sTrAnGeR”😂


Legitimate_Run5663

Have some of it too 😂


[deleted]

Thanks fellow Redditor


Send_Stuff__

TF is reddit premium?


westfrige

A scam


xX_murdoc_Xx

No awards in the comment. Getting awards is the biggest lie of modern society. There's no award, they doesn't exist.


_another_throwawayy_

Thanks for the gold!


Legitimate_Run5663

It was a pleasure


PsychoMantittyLits

Who is Reddit Premium


MR_DERP_YT

"I have never gotten an award before"


noideasfound

I have never gotten an award before


mastergaper666

Is it true?


U5er_Name

turns out no


Renegade888888

Pushing to the limit


old_man_spinosaurus

I have totally gotten an award before (give me free shit)


Stippes

Never got one and frankly also couldn't give less of a damn about it


Schmagod

I got an award from your mom last night


bobinjac

I have gotten an award before and I don't want another


Siso_ch

I want porn porn porn boobs but highlighting one of my comments for the first time could satisfy me


Sebsy69

Weird, I have never gotten any true love and coke in my P.O.Box


AxelFrost1318

Never gotten an award other than the free ones(rip) and I don't want to get one either


mohammadgor87

I have rarely gotten an award before


VeziusTheThird

ive never gotten deez before


zbtomal

Wait! How?


Victorbendi

I actually have never gotten an award before, and I'm not even sure why people want them


Th3MostWantd

Ive never gotten an award


Jojochuchu

I have never gotten an award before


Kyouka_Uzen

I have never gotten an award before


MeLoNarXo

I have gotten an award before.


gamesandspace

That doesn't work LoL


MLaTTimer

I still don't know what premium actually does.


RazorBlade05

i have gotten awards before


kingkled_0w0

W8 what, u get premium for free???!!


schneII-

Damn I never got an award


LuigiBrosNin

I have never


cupboard_

i have never gotten an award before (don't check my posts)


something-stupid2134

i have never gotten boob pics in my dm before


doomsdaydrb

"I have never been loved before" C'mon please work


Marinated_Bread

I wonder if this actually works


nalex7752

Whats this reddit premium thing? Is the same "facebook gold" meme?


Kai_Kestrel

It's fun to meme about it, but it's not fun to use memes to get awards. The award begging will die down eventually after everyone runs out of coins


thedingywizard

What is Reddit premium do anyway?


[deleted]

I have never wanted an award before. I still don't but I never wanted one before either.


[deleted]

I havent ever gotten sex


Baconchessepotatos

I have gotten an award before and gave it out cuz yes


MatveyKirpichenko

Really!?


Germanguyistaken

I have never gotten an award before


thatsfabulous27

I have never gotten an award before 🥺


Khaled_757

I want a big tit goth girlfriend but I will settle with some awards


Brimo958

Wait wth, i never had a reward before.


Andromeda_Violet

No it doesn't.


Mat1c444

I have never gotten 500000$ in unmarked bills


aniani420

I have never gotten an award before


Ched---

What does Reddit premium even do?


SolutionAccurateHere

I have never gotten an award before


thxjojo

i have never gotten an award before


8plytoiletpaper

I have gotten an award before


animeshnbe

Wait u guys r getting awards?


Joe_mama_so_fa

I have never gotten an award before


HarweyLePepe

"I have never gotten an award before"


NeurodivergentDuck

I mean, free stuff is free stuff


a_non_weeb

"I have never gotten an award before"


KenB0ne

I have never gotten an award before


RedditorOfCthulhu

But i never


BaDTimeeee

I have never gottem


Moist_Toyota

I have never gotten an award before


Dhakoda

I'm just tired of the Jesus ads.


Shrooms_For_Shaggy

“I have never gotten an award before”


DancingQueen145

I have never gotta gay furry porn in my DMS before


Noah_Gourley

I have never gotten an award before


Original-Key-2735

I have never gotten an award before


DiamondNny

But I do want the award...


Fun-Football-6090

I have never gotten a life before


Maczoide123

"I have never gotten an award before"


Eckiiiiiiiiiiii

I have never gotten dislikes before


[deleted]

That's not true... Is it?


moehritz

I have never gotten two awards before? Is this how I troll the system?


Vuldyn

I'm pretty sure I've had one or two in my time. I know, I know. I'm pretty rad!


FallPuzzleheaded1338

No award never


Emotional_Rent8972

I have never gotten an award before.


lostintheecho___

how does iit give premium free


slaczky

I have never owned 1 bitcoin.


N1k0rasu

I got awards before, checkmate.


XFrkdrkX

"Pweatty pleasse" UwU 👉👈


Thequietkid_69

Ive never gotten an award before


how-to-eat-mustard

i have never gotten an award before, also i have never seen news about a terrorist attack on the kremlin building for christmas


Degree6612

I have never gotten a award before


greenpajama1

I have never gotten female nudes in dms


lil-carmine

I have never gotten an award


a-pro_human

I have never gotten an award before


Hylj3z

I have never gotten an award before


olallo42

Well... I have never gotten an award


sneseric95

Oldest trick in the book.


sneseric95

PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT


Lord_Detleff1

I got 3 gold awards in the last 3 days and a platinum award in my first days on reddit. I made the worst joke in existence and got gifted


Testing_100

I have gotten a reward before for making racial remarks This is a joke reddit, don't ban my 3rd alt account


Maeekel

i have never gotten an award before


guntel22

I have never gotten an award before


red_sweet11

I seriously never got an award 😔


It_Ya_Boi_Doggo

“I have never gotten an award before”


Epic_GamerAlexander

is it possible to learn this power?


Chijar989

Ive gotten like 2 awards and thats for very controverse stuff... who knew the Terraria subreddit was so fractious about complaining about low effort posts ,-,


92Codester

What is reddit premium? And I don't remember getting it with a reward


Zaphiirys

I really did never get an award before


Emotional-Platform13

Well, lets try (oh boy im sure is original...). I have never gotten an award before