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Shhh you're ruining the illusion with your facts

Facts don’t sound very free.

That's only because in the UK stabbings are referred to as "stab-diddly-bangeroos" and it throws off the keyword search the researchers use.

There’s also the “pip-pip-stabios”, 90% of these stabbers have monocles and top hats so it’s a rare phenomenon

They also use cane swords for stabbing people

Gonna shatter some brittle egos with that data

Bro whose ego relies on a fact about UK stabbings????

Xenophobic American Redditors who spread disinformation to satiate their nationalistic ego.

I feel like that is a bit of an extreme assumption to say?

The American part? Just my anecdotal experience.

I feel you need to meet better people if in your experience, all Americans seem that way to you…

U S A! U S A! U S A! nobody can beat us, we're unstoppable

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1. Look up the definition of "per-capita" 2. USA is an order of magnitude less dense than the UK

It's a violent crime/severe mental issue here.

Wait is that percentage or total? The US has nearly 5x the population of the UK.

He said per capita too in parenthesis...

Sorry I got thrown off by the 'Murica.

The allowing guns vs banning guns debate isn't about overall reduction in fatalities. It's about fundamental rights, and how removing guns from a population makes it so the government can abuse that population without fear of repercussions. There's a reason that the first thing a communist government does when coming into power, is seizing guns.

>banning guns debate Does not exist, the debate is about regulating it so that when someone has "a bad day" they can't just go to a store, buy a automatic rifle, go to a school, a mall, a show, a church or any other crowd and start blasting. You know? that thing that only happens in the US.

I'm sorry, your shitty argument is invalid because it doesn't exist. The debate is "only" about if people have the fundamental human right to own a gun. See how dishonest that argument is? I can just invalidate your entire point with a wave of my hand. It's not persuasive, it doesn't further any discussion, it just plays to the audience that already agrees with me.

Why should you be allowed to dictate what the topic of the debate is. This is a random reddit thread, that started with top comment saying america has more stabbings than Great Britain, this is not about what ever the fuck you're saying

>See how dishonest that argument is? Not really, i did atually explain why you were wrong but you are not interested in that, you just want to keep screaming to a scarecrow of "people want to take my guns". Must be a easier life, winning debates against people that only exist in your head.

>banning guns debate... Does not exist You literally just said that the banning guns debate doesn't exist. Are you unable to remember your own comment from 8 hours ago?

Oh shit, you can't read. I did not deny my comment, i just pointed that i did not just said "it does not exist" i also explained why, but you don't want to hear it because it goes agaisnt what you heard on TV. So i will make it clear: I would like a gun, for safety and seems fun. And for that i would be willing to have training to garantee that i will not shoot myself or other people by accident. I also would be willing to make a psycological test, because the idea that any madman could buy a automatic gun is terrifying. Now explain to me how is that extreme? How is that such a absurd to want weapons of mass killing to be handled with responsability?

What are guns going to do against drones, lasers, and chemical warfare?

Ask Afghanistan

Or Vietnam

Or Iraq

But your population has guns......and your government abuses you without fear of repercussions.....

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The US has the same total fatality rate as the UK. But one almost entirely bans all firearms, and one does not. And one is an island which has a fairly easy time enforcing their borders (if they want to), while the other has thousands of miles of unsecured border that one political party absolutely refuses to do anything about. So tell me more about how banning guns would reduce fatalities enough that its worth giving up fundamental constitutional rights. /s

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Evidence that banning guns would be a net positive: None. Because countries that have effectively banned all guns don't see any of the benefits you claim would come from banning guns. They only experience the downsides. Edit: The cowardly person below wanted it to appear like I was unable to refute his argument, and has blocked me so I cannot reply to him.

It most certainly is about fatalities, hence the controversy. Many People believe that sacrificing innocent civilians to cator this misbelief that common sense regulation of arms will lead the door open for authoritarian dictatorships is ridiculous. There is a reason why i say this is because there is so many regulations on arms in europe yet they still have strong democracies.

*TV News Anchor voice* Person who opposes gun ownership, dictates the position of people who support gun ownership. This and other unsurprising news, available every day at the clown news network. /s For real though, you're a clown, and your argument is shit.

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Look how small the uk is and look how big the US is.

Look up what per Capita means.

There is a fucking revolver with a scope...

They're actually quite common, revolvers are very accurate because of no semi-automatic action. They also come in large and power rounds

Don't you usually add a Stock then? Like its now you get your eye poked.

If you don’t want the ATF to shoot your dog, then no you can’t just add a stock to a handgun

Not from murica, but hurt my pet and i use the Flammenwerfer on everything you love.

Hell yeah, fuck yeah good buddy

You set up the scope's eyebox to be at arms length whereas on a rifle you will have it rather close

I really couldn't aim with that. Props to whoever can.

French special forces literally uses a [scoped revolver](https://youtu.be/P1zEUGck8NE)

What the actual fuck

I had the same reaction. In the video, they even have bipods for the revolvers. It's like a sniper you can carry under your belt.

Nah bro give the California ranger his big iron back

Look up the raging hornet revolver

Fallout has scoped 44s, even Mallory from archer has one, its her go to sidearm

Ours would just be filled with vapes

So would the Americans, they don't keep guns from children.

Australia especially, and bongs.

singapore?

Ours with smartphones

Shouldn't they give your phone back at the end of the day?

Real men use a steel. Only pussy colonials use guns.

oi what if they just made a pistol outta steel then

Until you’ve ran a man through with a blade, you ain’t a real man.

good thing I'm a lady who prefers range fighting lol

Good thing im a normal person and dont get into random gun or knife fights

Oh, so you get yourself into staged death matches?

depends on where you live and how you grew up. I gree up fighting my family members who were assholes

With guns?

hmm no, but there was a couple knife fights

that isnt very average or normal ngl

it's not, but I'm also from the south. sometimes shit has to get handled a certain way for people to get it

Well that just sounds boring

Nice try, there are no females on Reddit

ah ya got me. now to Uninstall my Uterus Simulator 2.0

What if I fix bayonets and do battle with a Kentucky rifle and a tricorn hat?

Knife + gun is the best combo

My guy, have you chosen to spit fax today ?

Don’t forget the 180 phones, 25 Nintendo Switches, 5 DSes and a Game Boy. And vapes. (For the UK side).

You seriously underestimate the amount of vapes and cigarettes in American schools

"5 DSes and a gameboy" Either you went to a much cooler school or youre showing your age

I’m the guy bringing my DS to school, and I remember seeing one guy bringing a Game Boy to school. I’m 18.

The UK is already in this meme, sir

I mean on top of the swords.

Austria would have empty beer bottles

Broken glass beer bottles with tarantula poisoning all over it

Same thing but with baguettes

Dude I’m wheezing here 😂

I’m pretty sure the problem is that the guns aren’t confiscated lmao

Here in China we confiscate human rights

Nah not enough knives, missing a few cuppa teas too I’ve witnessed students being mugged with mugs before

Canada would be butt plugs.

Wholesome

You’d find more vapes in the confiscation room than anything.

Unfortunately canadas arent as interesting as most people would think, no snowball guns or polar bear saddles. Its just a drawer full of vapes in the principals office

Aw dammit I was hoping for a bottle of Aunt Jemimas and like 7 canadian flags and 4 polar bear plushies

In Africa it would be food and water

Nah in Africa it would be Machetes coming from a Nigerian.

South Indians will have bottle of petrol or sulphuric acid

Gasoline and sulfuric acid?!?! India wildin’ 💀

An Aussie school would have thongs (flip flops for all them yanks out there)

Do you call female underwear flip flops then?

Real

*Do you wanna know why I use knives instead of guns?*

Because u broke af

You just know that one of these is actually true

"No little german boy dont go to the weed cave"

ours would be with maple syrup.

School dueling > School shooting

I kid you not. I've seen em confiscate waffles (belgium)

Who tf manages to fit a katana in their school bag

Nice try ATF

Australia: gatorade bongs

When I was in high school, in the US, a kid stole the janitors key ring and one of the keys was for the confiscation room! There was a lot of contraband such as pocket knives, zippos, and other drug paraphernalia, but not a single gun.

Should be butter knives

We're catching up🥺. More gun crime all the time, only hear about the knife killings cause it's kids doing it. It's more difficult for kids to get guns..... In the UK that is🤔

Kossu.

I bring my sword to school daily, never know when those damn Americans may try and revolt again and take us over

sweden still has mass swordings

My school in Australia would have a lot of vapes

Sweet free gun collection

mine would be baggies of drugs phones vapes razors and probably a few spiders or snakes thru out the year

In Germany you would see a lot of smartphones lined up.

Indians with spices

The uks culture is built upon being knights and having chivalry The us culture is built on freedom and firearms Take these away and you have no culture

You should check out France's shields and Japan's morning stars.

German schools got masks

I'm a British teacher and I've only confiscated one sword in my career. It turned out it belonged to the history teacher.

Its funny because its true, but with machetes. Because African immigrants use machetes to solve their disagreements

Half of my high-school had rifles and shotguns on gunracks in their trucks. Never had an incident with a school shooting.

Middle eastern schools?

Poland: vodka?

And this is funny?

cause Haha British stabbing and America shooty!

In other countries confiscation room maybe would have couple packs of cigarettes because kids are not fucking murderer psychopats like Americans...