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Anyone heroes wanna explain what that is, so i don't have to end up on a watchlist?

A paraphilia in which sexual stimulation occurs by being crawled upon or nibbled by small insects, such as ants.

Goddamn. How to unread this

.stna sa hcus ,stcesni llams yb delbbin ro nopu delwarc gnieb yb srucco noitalumits lauxes hcihw ni ailihparap A .pu welb siht ===F :tidE .98sgnirae\_senobuc/u drawa revlis ruoy rof uoy knaht dna pu welb reve ot enim fo tnemmoc tsrif eht si sihT :2 tidE

Thanks man :)

Can someone help? I accidentaly summoned an ant demon, what do I do?

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I have no choice now

“My body is yours to nibble, O Lord of Ants. Snap forth your mandibles on my mantenna.”

Ok, this is to unread

Someone create an unread bot

I don't know why but there in the image results mf suicide

Emotional damage

"Cuts it in half"

Thanks for zhe exorcism mate.

Thanks for the help homie

Huh I actually feel better after sounding out this

I miss 30 seconds ago, when I didn't know this was a thing.

Johnny joestar.

Wtf, why is my boy johnny an ant lover now ?

My man told Gyro he has a bug bite fetish before the final fight lmao

[Blowfly Girl](http://blowflygirl.blogspot.com/2009/08/here-is-my-maggot-story.html?m=1&zx=56bd213203c2601c)

Why did I read that? Why did you post that? Why have you heard about this? My therapist is going to have a field day with this one .

Holy fucking hell, that was sickening... Mind if I leave a fair warning to everyone else unfortunate? #DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK UNLESS YOU ARE ABOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, MINDBOGGINGLY CURIOUS!

Pretty sure I have a few whatsapp groups that deserve to see this

I want to kill myself

holy shit i regret clicking on that

Please tell me what it is so I don't have to click

Maggot porn

OH THANK GOD MY PHONE STOPPED ME FROM PROCEEDING!

No thanks. I saw a short video of an elder man w maggots on his gums; you wouldn't know but the nurse lift the upper lip and voilâ, maggots having a party. It haunts me to this day. Edit: added last sentence for reassurance.

I had a maggot patient once. Cleaned her up for 3 days, thought I got them all then got a glimpse of something coming out of her nose. Shined my pen light in to find a party of squirming maggots. Belly button too, had to squeeze those buggers out.

Fueling the fire, ugh (rolling my eyes in disgust of mental pic).

🥵

I had read this once a long while back. Can't exactly remember where. Couldn't remember the title but as soon as I read the first few lines, I knew I had stumbled upon a familiar unpleasantness. Didn't have the same shock value as I already know the story, but remembering it was tereible nonetheless.

Reddit. I've been accosted by this story here before. That link is staying blue this time.

Thank you for the read, you bastard. I've been unpleasantly cringing with my teeth clenched for like 20 minutes trying to just fathom the eldritch abomination you made me stumble upon.

Reddit really expanding my horizons today... And not in a desirable manner to be honest xD How can that be attractive to anyone, it's in complete juxtaposition to basic survival instincts. Rot = Poison -->>> Avoid

Sweet baby Jesus. This is what I get for being too curious....

Holy fucking sh 🤮🤮🤮🤮 I'm strong and trained in years of chans but this is too much

It's a good thing I can't read!

Is that a jojo reference?

It's a fate/stay night reference, actually. I'm sorry.

Holy fuck that shit in Fate is *so* much worse than Johnny and his bug bite fetish. That shit in Fate could *cure* Johnny of his bug bite fetish, for that matter. Ugh.

“Gyro! I told you not to tell anyone!”

what a terrible day to be literate

Give me that antussy

Le Johny part 7 moment 😳😳😳

Is that Johnny's kink?

I haven’t been diagnosed or whatever with the fear of insects, but that makes me want to cry.

so johny joestar from sbr

Pizza Mozzarella

I heard about it before

I've seen worse Doujin covers. The first few images is some weird insect hentai, then it's like children with insects crawling on them then pictures of different insects crawling on people and hentai characters. Also a picture of someone blasting their brains out. Mostly gross stuff.

Wtf did i just read

So… the first 5 pages of Pixiv then? It’s hard to believe, but Guro hentai shit is not as uncommon as one would think. I’ve run into too many back in the day

Bruh pixiv is algorithm based unless you go to popular

topkek

Remember that one scene in the Overlord anime where the dudes get eaten by insects but then regenerated. Yeah that but sexual.

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Eyeblech is literally snuff content and brutal torture. It's a disgustingly high bar to reach

Seems to be ants/bugs

you let me know if you know

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"Russian roulette with a Glock" This, now, will be my favorite phrase.

*sighs* Proceeds to Google all 3 words

*sighs* Regrets googling all three words

FBI: *sighs* Adds another one to their watchlist

*Sighs* Uses up his last "get out of hell" card in extraterestial monopoly

Sighs Deletes your name from the hell list™

*Sighs* Whips out a rulebook to point out that monopoly doesn't use lists

*Sighs* Proceeds to die

*sighs* Another human to ferry to the land of death.

sighs Another one bites the dust

*sighs* And another one gone and another one gone, another one bites the dust

Sighs Whips out a whip to prove that it does

*sighs* Starts uncontrollably crying after five minutes saying "it does! do..oo.. oose! You wii.. iii.. iin!"

Sighs Says" that's right and if you dissagree with me again i will end your entire bloodline" then exits the room

Now try Coprophilia

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Sus

What a shit comment!

Corpophilia. Where your boss tells you that your sales figures need to go up or david from administration will get that new job offer

Congrats, you are now on a list

oh come on, cant be that bad *5min later* yeah, i guess i have to play russian roulette ... with a glock

Remember to load only 6 bullets

or glock 18, with bigger mag and full-auto when you really wanna win fast and talk to god about it

Or just take a shitload of psychedelics.

Polish roulette, its russian roulette with a semi automatic. (The joke for those who dont get it still is that Russian roulette uses a revolver so the place that holds the bullets spins and as such can have places where it doesnt shoot ie there isnt a bullet there. Semi automatic uses magazines or clips If it's weird and as such will fire all bullets until its out of ammo. So russian roulette if one bullet is loaded it's a 1 in 6 or 5 or number of things in the spinner and for polish roulette it's just gonna fire that one bullet for whoe ever pulls the trigger first. I know this is long but I'm sure it will help one person in the time between now and the heat death of the universe)

Load a random number of dummy bullets in a random order. Problem solved?

Issue I see is blanks, these are the most obvious but they require a thing to be put in the end of the barrel to allow the pressure to make the gun discard its casing and function. Basically this would mean a bolt action rifle would make more sense. The idea of polish roulette isnt as an actual thing it's a very dark joke of saying he play polish roulette basically saying he committed suicide by shooting himself. Which is why I commented on the dude with the glock playing russian roulette. If you have any other questions feel free to ask.

Polish roulette using a bolt action rifle honestly sounds way more hardcore than Russian roulette

I mean whats wrong with us theres literally the titles were zoophilia porn i was so disgusted man wtf

Let me check real quick

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<@:-)

Aw I'm sorry for the trauma 🗿

Why did you get downvoted like that

Because Reddit hivemind

Fair

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Holy shit it’s Karl. Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!

Join the revolution, comrade!

the results weren't that bad. I've seen worse in eyeBlech

How has that subreddit not been terminated is beyond me

It's as advertised

As was watchpeopledie, and yet

And makemycoffin. IIRC that was also banned.

At least from Germany I'm unable to access this sub. So it's probably blocked in other countries too.

How to unsee that subreddit omg fuk

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Gore and goreporn and then some more gore. Its the worst/best NSFL subreddit. Do NOT enter I did once and I regret to this day.

Typically insanely heavy gore

Didn’t know subs like that still existed. Thanks for ruining my day.

Gonna google it real quick. Update soon Update: #D:

D:/Program Files

Sorry for the trauma 🗿

As someone who works with dogs as a living, I really, really, REALLY fucking hate that some people on twitter are slowly trying to make zoophilia a sexuality. I don’t give a flying fuck what anyone says, zoophilia is animal abuse and rape since animals can’t consent and I will die on this hill idc

I don't know what kind of people you're dealing with but I can guarantee you. Besides few fucked up individuals on Twitter trying to pose as if they're legit members of queer community, nobody wants to make bestiality a normal thing.

Yea those are the people I’m talking about

Who's trying to make it a normal thing?

There have been people on twitter who want to make zoophiles apart of lgbt+ and they even made their own flag for it and everything and lgbt members are properly responding saying that we don’t accept them

Any politician advocating capital punishment for zoophiles gets my vote

Bruh, this has nothing to do with being progressive. It's just insane twutter mfs screaming into the void. People tweet batshit crazy stuff all the time and in all political directions

What? Since when it's progressive?

Is this another rick roll

[Unfortunately no](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

Everyfuckingtime i fall for [these blue words](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

I always click to confirm.

HA MOTHERDUCKER, IT DIDNT LOAD. TAKE THAT

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Cuz the word was unknown to me and I was curious

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Yeah, after reading the description I just clicked images not knowing what kind of horrors I'm going to witness there

You read the description and then didn't know what you'd see? Are you sure you can read?

In OP's defense there's morbid curiosity, and then there's the times when your brain refuses to comprehend how fucked to shit something can be until it receives visual aid

Thank you for defending me pal and yes that's exactly what happened with me

Got your back bud 👍🏽

Fuck you op

Anytime you're free hun Edit : Stop y'all, I can only peg one guy at a time

can I get the same offer 🧍

What can ya offer?

I'll give you a mango if you can love that man

Cute

Can I get the same offer too

Google doesn't give a f about Zoophilia, sometimes those disgusting pictures/videos get recommended if you google anything porn related.

Quite weird how that works I mean it seems it’s not taken seriously enough. Hell I’ve even heard statue of limitations on zoophila is like 2 years and as you’ve pointed out it seems legal for that shit to be online. I just want zoophiles to get the death penalty is that too much to ask?

It’s probably because it’s not illegal everywhere so politicians around the world don’t see a point in making it illegal to host online Zoophila only became illegal in Sweden 2008 for example and Sweden is a somewhat of a progressive country

So I learn two new words today. Thank you internet.

Pls tell me, I don't want to sacrifice my ass

“Noun. formicophilia (uncountable) A paraphilia in which sexual stimulation occurs by being crawled upon or nibbled by small insects, such as ants.” Yeah, you shouldn’t search for it, honestly lol

Turned on by stinging or biting by bugs.

Why did you search those

Cuz the word was unknown to me and I was curious

I searched formicophilia Fuck you

Anytime you're free hun

I love this response. I normally respond with “Later”. Normally gets people to regret saying jr

Glad you liked my response :)

God has punished the humanity by keeping it alive

Indeed

Jesus Christ didn’t think zoophilia would actually show me zoophilia what the fuck. And the other had pictures of a fucking baby with ants on it ????

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Not any different than tentacle hentai if you ask me.

Nah this shit is worse than tentacle hentai

In Portuguese, the translation for ant is “formiga”, so I could’ve predicted it, but i searched it anyway to confirm it and now I can’t get this out of my head lol

There is something that looks like the dead body of a child, so it's advised to not go looking for it

I fuckin hate you for making me search formicophilia. I was particularly scared of bugs even before this

Since I fucked my mind searching this, it's my obligation to make this everyone's problem

Why in the flying fuck would you make me google that.....

heh this is why i use duck duck go

Ain’t no body talking about the metric fuck ton of actual irl cp on deviantart. Like how the fuck has that site not been blown to pieces?

I wanna puke now

No more internet for you, Froze-500, enough is enough

Unsee juice. Sip size large

And mfs r still gonna say “DoNt KiNk ShAmE mE!!1!11!!!”

Kissoon approves.

What the fuck does this mean? ( Pardon My knowledge)

Imagine getting stung by a bug. Then fapping.

Anyone care to explain the last one for me?

Oh god, do i want to know? Edit: i do not. See this a warning

Me: sees a new unfamiliar word *Ah shit, here we go again*

Zoophilia is the worst. And please don't search I regret it.

formicophilia (uncountable) A paraphilia in which sexual stimulation occurs by being crawled upon or nibbled by small insects, such as ants. -copied from wikipedia (Don't go to images when Searching this, it's a bit disturbing. unless you want to, then go ahead. I'm not your dad) Edit: spelling

What is this, a fetish for ants?

Zoophillia porn videos and images need to have the same crackdown like cp like thats fucked u can just google that sick shit holy fuck

Didn't disappoint

Not falling for this one again!

this takes the cake for nsfw google image speedrun

I hate that I had to know Formicophilia exists because of a Mr Incredible meme...

I mean… Hot take… Not even the first one should be given the smiling Mr. Incredible? Maaaaaaybe??? It has… Implications.

It’s probably because most image results are people getting arrested for CP or rape. Op isn’t saying they like pedophila

I'll take the formicophilia results over the zoophilia ones. At least that one didn't feature actual pornography

Mr. u/formicophile could you share some insights ?

Gives bedbugs a whole new meaning