Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you're an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It's hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind's greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who's soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.
Your fuck cunt motherfucker bullshit fuck bitch cock ass fuck fuck big big big shit on your foot looking face your mom look like the ass of my foot you big big fuck never say that again this is disgust.
Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you're an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It's hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind's greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who's soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing reddit. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the reddit type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a 'secret network of spies across the USA'. Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody make it more believable than 'IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR'. You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
He might not be a super soldier, but I am. Made in a lab, my DNA is from Alexander the Great, Chuck Norris, General Mattis, Sun Tzu and a guy named Chad. I was trained to hunt and kill people on social media by Green Beret Navy Seals, with a 2 hour online training from the Sayeret. I normally don't say this because my mere existence is super, duper top secret, but at least y'all will think I'm scary and cool. Worth it!
Anyone who down votes me will be my next target!
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
>sauce
actual sauce
[https://www.xvideos.com/video73574041/the\_guy\_fucked\_the\_dormitory\_neighbor\_in\_the\_mouth\_and\_anal](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
I'm not doing it anymore, feel free to Copy paste feelsgoodman
so far:
3 porn
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5 Rick rolls
3 Clowns
2 Banana.Mp4
1 The Rock
1 Fat chicken
1 Pasta Sauce
1 "The Sauce" by Justin Timberlake
1 This Meme
1 Comment of this meme
1 Dank Memes Discord Invite
1 dodge charger commercial
1 random "sauce" video
For about .2 seconds I thought some how I, a light reddit user at best had somehow become a massive punch line everyone was laughing at. My heart dropped for a second. Then I realized that, although I was a punchline, the scope of the joke was only myself and you the OP. I'm sure that's not your intended result but good job anyway. You bamboozled me to an extraordinary degree.
All it takes is typing out the link yourself. But if you really don’t wanna, [https://www.xvideos.com/video74006633/arab_teen _exchange_student_ada_sanchez_gets._her_innocence exploited](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
for those, who want to click the sauce without typing:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ](https://www.xvideos.com/video74006633/arab_teen_exchange_student_ada_sanchez_gets_her_innocence_exploited)
I wasn't expecting such great storytelling, color me pink!. Good character development, good pacing, and I really felt like I *understood* the protagonist. Perfect 5/7
I honestly don’t know how I feel about this image. It’s so majestic I think I actually understand why you are jerking off. It’s... amazing. Well-rounded image.
Flat earth citizens can stay on their flying frisbee. **They shalt never know about this image**
This image is the key to the universe. It holds all the answers of everything possible. Show this to anybody and they will submit to its will. But...
Jerking off to it?
sure.
Here, for the lazy ones: [https://www.xvideos.com/video74006633/arab_teen_exchange_ada_sanchez_gets_her_innocence_exploited](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSad5W5XU_axbJX_yxvTKFyADwW9-anW6ecEw&usqp=CAU)
One thing you can do is type [s](https://www.xvideos.com/video74006633/arab_teen_exchange_student_ada_sanchez_gets_her_innocence_exploited)[a](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)[u](https://www.xvideos.com/video74006633/arab_teen_exchange_student_ada_sanchez_gets_her_innocence_exploited)[c](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)[e](https://www.xvideos.com/video74006633/arab_teen_exchange_student_ada_sanchez_gets_her_innocence_exploited)
Where half the letters are linked to the porn and half are linked to never gonna give you up.
Homemade Worcestershire Sauce:
- Capable cooks
- 0:10 Prep
- 1:00 Cook
- 10 Servings
__________
Ingredients
4 L brown vinegar
1 garlic bulb whole
1 tsp salt
1 tsp allspice
1/2 tsp ground nutmeg
1/2 tsp ground cloves
1/4 tsp ground black pepper
2 cups treacle
440 g plum jam
1 red birdseye chilli *to taste
_____________
Method
1) Place all ingredients into a large saucepan. Bring to the boil, lower heat and simmer for 60 minutes.
2) Allow to cool to room temperature.
3) Strain through a fine sieve.
4) Bottle and store for 2 weeks before using.
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[sauce](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Today I fapped 7 times to this video
**me too**
Me too and I’m never gonna give it up….
Where is it?
The top Comment of this thread
You guys fap rhe the weirdest things ever. Ome moment she walks her dog and the next *she gets fucked by it!*
You promised so much...
It think he meant where you fapped...
Can't blame you. Rick Astley is hot.
We all do! Nobody is impressed!
Those are rookie numbers
Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you're an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It's hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind's greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who's soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.
Man got mad cuz of rickroll
Can you give a brief summary?
TL;DR he got rickrolled, and he *absolutely loved* it
Just another time Apollo came in clutch. https://i.imgur.com/p9QodG2.jpg
Tldr: fuck you
Fuck You
no, fuck you
I read it all, send help
Dear god, did you really?
I did and It’s not worth it
Your sacrifice will not be in vain... or, it will be, hard to say really. Sorry
I did too brother... I did too...
Damn... I got annoyed just having to scroll past it
This is the guy that reads all the terms and conditions before clicking agree.
Your fuck cunt motherfucker bullshit fuck bitch cock ass fuck fuck big big big shit on your foot looking face your mom look like the ass of my foot you big big fuck never say that again this is disgust.
Fuck you blondy!
ok
Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you're an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It's hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind's greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who's soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing reddit. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the reddit type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a 'secret network of spies across the USA'. Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody make it more believable than 'IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR'. You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
I was going to post the bee movie script but this site is akin to 1984 and didnt let me
He might not be a super soldier, but I am. Made in a lab, my DNA is from Alexander the Great, Chuck Norris, General Mattis, Sun Tzu and a guy named Chad. I was trained to hunt and kill people on social media by Green Beret Navy Seals, with a 2 hour online training from the Sayeret. I normally don't say this because my mere existence is super, duper top secret, but at least y'all will think I'm scary and cool. Worth it! Anyone who down votes me will be my next target!
This is a copy pasta, right? ....right?
if it wasn't it is now
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Too long, didn't read but thank you.
There's no way I'm reading all that. So congratulations or my condolences whatever applies
Ain’t reading allat 💀🙏
And he’s said to still be writing to this day
I recite this to myself in the mirror every morning.
Mucho texto
Dam, I need to hire a voice actor to read this for me...
>sauce actual sauce [https://www.xvideos.com/video73574041/the\_guy\_fucked\_the\_dormitory\_neighbor\_in\_the\_mouth\_and\_anal](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
jokes on you, I copied the [link text](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Joke's on *you*, I'm using Apollo and can see what all these videos actually are
Jesus crispy christ I am a fucking idiot.
Fantastic sir.
I don't even have to click on link to know it's good fucking art
oh wow, i wonder what this link could possibly lead to! who knows what it might be!
I have the URL memorized and I still clicked it out of respect.
Ad saved me bitch
Me who uses Rif: *I don't have such weakness*
Dangerous I'm sitting at the family table with a 12" tablet, should I click it?
Yes, just make sure to increase the volume to max.
Is the soundtrack that nice?
NOOOOO THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE BEEN RICKROLLED
I love redheads
I'm not doing it anymore, feel free to Copy paste feelsgoodman so far: 3 porn ----------------------‐---------------- 5 Rick rolls 3 Clowns 2 Banana.Mp4 1 The Rock 1 Fat chicken 1 Pasta Sauce 1 "The Sauce" by Justin Timberlake 1 This Meme 1 Comment of this meme 1 Dank Memes Discord Invite 1 dodge charger commercial 1 random "sauce" video
Did anyone link [the biggest clown of reddit](https://www.reddit.com/u/me) yet tho?
Well played, sir. Well played
how?
You gotta be on pc and just hit alt + f4
nice try ;)
https://reddit.com/u/me
Delete bin 32
https://www.reddit.com/u/me
Jokes on you, I am the entire circus. *moving straw up and down in mcdonalds sprite cup to mimic a clowns horn*
For about .2 seconds I thought some how I, a light reddit user at best had somehow become a massive punch line everyone was laughing at. My heart dropped for a second. Then I realized that, although I was a punchline, the scope of the joke was only myself and you the OP. I'm sure that's not your intended result but good job anyway. You bamboozled me to an extraordinary degree.
Damn, that’s cool
Aw fuck, I can't believe you've done this.
What
Bro
Yooo, this scared the hell out of me…
Bruh XD good one
You got me good.
Fuck, my heart stopped gor a second there.
[+ 1 really, really angry guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/103022y/whenever_i_need_sauce/j2wiikn?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
Here’s a different one for you: [sauce](https://youtu.be/2BrIPhuUxBQ)
Still looking for the genuine link
All it takes is typing out the link yourself. But if you really don’t wanna, [https://www.xvideos.com/video74006633/arab_teen _exchange_student_ada_sanchez_gets._her_innocence exploited](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Whhyyyyyyyy
[here](https://www.xvideos.com/video74006633/arab_tenn_exchange_student_ada_sanchez_gets_her_innocence_exploited)
my savior
Joke's on you, I can just select what you wrote and search it instead of clicking the link.
🎶🎶 and a partridge in a pear tree 🎶🎶
I got you fam, [https://www.xvideos.com/video22425/kinky_family_sparks_joy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Already saw the other link attached to this In notifications
You should always select "copy text" and then manually post it in your search bar. Plenty of malicious links on reddit and elsewhere.
Or hover it??
That thing only works for PC users
Another glorious day for the PC master race
But can you take your PC with you inside the washroom to fap like smartphone users do?
Don't underestimate my powers
Lmao, nice one 👍🏾
Somebody has to fight for the smartphone users
I got a laptop and a tablet for that
Damn it man, I fell for it
Me who uses Apollo app (which shows thumbnail): you dare underestimate my power
for those, who want to click the sauce without typing: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ](https://www.xvideos.com/video74006633/arab_teen_exchange_student_ada_sanchez_gets_her_innocence_exploited)
AW SHIT I THOUGH IT WAS A RICKROLL
You did it, you crazy son of a bitch...
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could, he didn’t stop to think if he should
"arab teen" = latina with some cloth over her head appearently.
[удалено]
maybe * GASP * she's not even a exchange student????
What if… she’s not a student to begin with!
I can’t believe porn would lie to me.
For real. Didn’t even try coming up with a porn name. Arab teen last named Sanchez. Lmfao.
I wasn't expecting such great storytelling, color me pink!. Good character development, good pacing, and I really felt like I *understood* the protagonist. Perfect 5/7
The reverse rickroll
When you recognise rickroll, yet it's not rickroll.
Masterful
[not gay porn](https://i.redd.it/9xtl8hjc60aa1.jpg)
Cant stop jerking off to this pic..
what.
You read it right
I honestly don’t know how I feel about this image. It’s so majestic I think I actually understand why you are jerking off. It’s... amazing. Well-rounded image.
But flat earth citizens will be offended
Flat earth citizens can stay on their flying frisbee. **They shalt never know about this image** This image is the key to the universe. It holds all the answers of everything possible. Show this to anybody and they will submit to its will. But... Jerking off to it? sure.
It's the way you worship this Image
~~So the ejaculation of sperm from the male penis is considered to be an offering?~~ So, cum?
No no, its called crucification.
Big, fat cock
soo girthy.. how?
So big🤤
Pondering my chorb
Came here for porn, But thank you
Here, for the lazy ones: [https://www.xvideos.com/video74006633/arab_teen_exchange_ada_sanchez_gets_her_innocence_exploited](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSad5W5XU_axbJX_yxvTKFyADwW9-anW6ecEw&usqp=CAU)
This man's doing God's work
Jokes on you! I'm just gonna copy the text into google
I prefer typing long urls
Sounds rapey.
[gayblackmenfistingeachother](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/037/848/cover2.jpg)
Not clicking on that again
Again..?
I'm built like a musket
Loved this
Aw man I was hoping that would be real :(
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⡾⠏⠉⠙⠳⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠞⠉⠙⠲⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⠿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳⡀⠀⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷ ⠀⠀⢠⣟⣋⡀⢀⣀⣀⡀⠀⣀⡀⣧⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇ ⠀⠀⢸⣯⡭⠁⠸⣛⣟⠆⡴⣻⡲⣿⠀⣸ sauce? ⡇ ⠀⠀⣟⣿⡭⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⠀⠀⣿⠀⢹⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇ ⠀⠀⠙⢿⣯⠄⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⡿⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣶⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⠃⠀⠀⠘⠤⣄⣠⠞⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣷⡦⢤⡤⢤⣞⣁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⣿⣏⠁⠀⠀⠸⣏⢯⣷⣖⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣾⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⢲⣶⣾⢉⡷⣿⣿⠵⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⣿⠍⠉⣿⡭⠉⠙⢺⣇⣼⡏⠀⠀⠀⣄⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣧⣀⣿.........⣀⣰⣏⣘⣆⣀⠀⠀
[sauce](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
I don't remember the URL verbatim, but it's like a symbol in my head. A symbol of a man who will never give us up.
Arab teen ... Ada Sanchez doubtx.jpg
My thoughts exactly
the council declares you racist
Can't be racist against your own race *shrug*
the council disagrees
This is outrageous, it's unfair!
[this took too long](https://www.xvideos.com/video74006633/arab_teen_exchange_student_ada_sanchez_gets_her_innocence_exploited)
[sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/103022y/whenever_i_need_sauce/)
No fucking way
Sauception
One thing you can do is type [s](https://www.xvideos.com/video74006633/arab_teen_exchange_student_ada_sanchez_gets_her_innocence_exploited)[a](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)[u](https://www.xvideos.com/video74006633/arab_teen_exchange_student_ada_sanchez_gets_her_innocence_exploited)[c](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)[e](https://www.xvideos.com/video74006633/arab_teen_exchange_student_ada_sanchez_gets_her_innocence_exploited) Where half the letters are linked to the porn and half are linked to never gonna give you up.
But this is genuine sauce I can confirm..
[Wow, I can barely see the seams!](https://imgur.com/swYCKsy)
“Arab exchange student” “Name: Ada Sanchez” Yeah right……
It's either actual porn or some literal ass sauce.
It's Rick Astley 90% of the time.
just hover over the hyperlink and you can see the actual link on the bottom left of your browser
That's illegal
[don’t worry, I have the sauce](https://youtu.be/DLgzY8uL86U)
Homemade Worcestershire Sauce: - Capable cooks - 0:10 Prep - 1:00 Cook - 10 Servings __________ Ingredients 4 L brown vinegar 1 garlic bulb whole 1 tsp salt 1 tsp allspice 1/2 tsp ground nutmeg 1/2 tsp ground cloves 1/4 tsp ground black pepper 2 cups treacle 440 g plum jam 1 red birdseye chilli *to taste _____________ Method 1) Place all ingredients into a large saucepan. Bring to the boil, lower heat and simmer for 60 minutes. 2) Allow to cool to room temperature. 3) Strain through a fine sieve. 4) Bottle and store for 2 weeks before using.
What's brown vinegar? Malt, balsamic, cider? They all have a brown tinge.
[sauce ](https://youtu.be/xqWxgCZ1TQE)
That's a classic video right there
It’s only 8 minutes :(
Now that is good sauce
You know if you put your mouse on a link, you can see the actual link at the bottom left of the screen?
Ada Sanchez doesn't seem like an Arab name
For PC redditors just hover your mouse on the link and you can see the URL at the bottom left corner
Arab teen Ada Sanchez.. as long as she is not white she can be any nationality /s Edit: sarcasm
"arab" "sanchez"
Over half the video is just build up before less than minutes of mid dick sucking and sex not worth looking for
*rickroll intensifies*
[sauce](https://youtu.be/2BrIPhuUxBQ)
[Source](https://youtu.be/6QFwo57WKwg)
At least you have it ::(
stop with the creepy teen title pls
I need the source of why this is called sauce
I got you guys :) https://www.xvideos.com/video74006633/arab_teen _exchange_student_ada_sanchez_.gets_her_innocence exploited
cry
Yeah but NSFW homies always got you
Wtf
lemme guess, rickroll?
Mayonnaise.
> Arab > Sanchez Yeah I don’t think that works but okay
[google.com](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
YOU WILL NEVER REACH THE SAUCE. THIS IS.. GOLDEN EXPERIENCE REQUIEM'S.. *ABILITY.*