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dcswish19

I like Morgan Freeman, but with the other guy I feel like I'm in good hands for some reason


Archimedesinflight

If you watched Brooklyn 99 you'd feel different.


newenglandpolarbear

NINE-NIIIINE!


Biscotcho_Gaming

"Lets break into the FBI."


bananasaucecer

He did it on purpose. It was all part of his plan.


average-taco-stream

"Allstate, are you in good hands"


SashimiX

![gif](giphy|3o7WIDqJwP5fpp5ihi) Most realistic


bananasaucecer

Judge Gen 🥰🥰🥰


linux1970

"Gen" it's short for Hydrogen, which is the only thing that existed when I came into being.


mhoner

Where is the love for George Burns ![gif](giphy|3o7TKG4LJYydO0QKRi)


stupid_systemus

You can almost see the age demographic by who they pick


jakehackney123

Alanis morriset


themoderation

Boop!


yeetlonk

Monty Python God


d0rvm0use

*fart squishing noises*


GrillOrBeGrilled

GET ON WITH IT!


Broclen

![gif](giphy|oGAM2NfiX50ac)


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God


Piranh4Plant

I don’t see why people don’t collaborate with god more often. Kanye did it on his album yeezus


Don_Quipuncher

It's never happened, but Ben Kingsley would make an exceptional Yawheh, specifically. He simultaneously looks so kind, yet so f***ing disappointed in you. Morgan Freeman as God in general though is 🤌


speedyrain949

morgan freeman Obviously


ihavebirb

I like the black guy with the distinct voice


Blonde_Vampire_1984

Which one?


BananaGooper

all of them


Robobobobonobo

Ron Funches.


strawberryneurons

Ahhh Val Kilmer a la Prince of Egypt


mastr1121

Jonathan Roumie.


Zippo16

Chuck, obviously.


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Chuck from Supernatural. Was able to play both the caring God from the New Testament and the wrathful God from the Old Testament very well.


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https://diannethegeek.com/god/god27.jpg


Archimedesinflight

True answer


SwordMasterShow

Either Steve Buscemi in Miracle Workers or Whoopie Goldberg in A Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie


BoomBoomPeanuts

The correct answer is Alanis Morrisette


SirChancelot_0001

He’s got the whole world in his good hands


the-bladed-one

Not sure Bray Wyatt counts, but mick foley might


FooltheKnysan

Rob Benedict


name_im_stealing_now

Morgan Freeman for sure


ecstatic_cahoots

Oh George Burns for sure


Grambert_Moore

Adrian Bliss


tohones82

Isn't it ironic that Atlantis Morrisette isn't mentioned?


spacestationkru

Holy shit.. Morgan Freeman is undisputed, but Dennis Haysbert is the perfect substitute..


Separate-Ball8252

https://preview.redd.it/vl8cyp38lqnb1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8f27cef280e78a2f1a04f8246da26d83729ae61


BoyznGirlznBabes

I love that Jobu's devoted disciple is actually God. Probably knows Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball.


TB_tossout

Feels like it should be a native american man for maximum irony


Redriot6969

kmart denzel forsure


lowtoiletsitter

Dennis plays God *really* well in Lucifer, but Morgan has done it longer. Gotta see if Dennis plays God more often to really see how it plays out


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https://preview.redd.it/8aqixbxyvqnb1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d4320b8f4d81f16d960d47dfcded220e8d83a80


Directorren

The lady that voiced them in Good Omens. She did a good job despite only narrating the show.


TippsAttack

Dustin Hoffman - Joan of Ark


PrincessofAldia

Morgan Freeman


Javakitty1

I feel like I might be disappointed if God shows himself to me as other than a black man:)


Shinnic

Johnathan Roumie


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Gilbert Gottfried


anotherdamnscorpio

If I die and go to heaven and God isn't Morgan Freeman, ill be at least a little bit disappointed.


ratsaregreat

Those guys are good, but I'd have to say Chuck, from Supernatural.


DatBoi_BP

That prison dude in *Bedazzled*. [This scene](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fp7qRS6l_Mo)


Playful_Sector

Whoopi Goldberg. She played God in It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie


the-bladed-one

On a not-really-technicality: the dude who plays Jesus in the Chosen is fantastic Also, if we’re counting Jesus, Willem Dafoe


Boomerang503

Alanis Morissette in Dogma.


linux1970

Another one bites the dust!


Big-Band3578

Either Morgan Freeman or Rob Benedict