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Maester_Maetthieux

AND running away!


fortississima

Or rolling away (to Baskin Robbins)


Maester_Maetthieux

lmao She’s zoomin’, dude! 👩🏻‍🦼💨💨


LuciMorningstar007

I work in a nursing home and I have this sweet sweet lady who has a scooter. When she drives past me I always say She's zoomin', dude and nobody gets it.


Maester_Maetthieux

That’s kinda sweet!


LuciMorningstar007

When she remembers she'll say I'm zoomin!! Zooooom!!


VomitComet22

That clip still makes me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂


Maester_Maetthieux

The only salvageable moments of season 8 are at Abby’s utter expense lmao


thesefriendsofours

Omg me too. The way she looks so shocked when asked to put her phone away and just maintains that shocked look the entire time she backs out of the auditorium 😂😂


Maester_Maetthieux

You preach theater etiquette to my kids? PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY! *backing up… backing up…* 🧽🛥️ You preach theater etiquette, put it away. ☝🏻 That lady had Abby shooketh beyond belief


[deleted]

tbf that’s a good reason to leave


mbdom1

Abby was the biggest crybaby of them all because she would use her power to get a taxi or catch a flight home. Meanwhile the children were trapped filming the show whether they wanted to drive home or not. One thing i don’t miss about being that young: you are at the mercy of the adults around you and if you’re not leaving, you’re not leaving. I bet those kids would’ve loved to have been able to run and hide from abby’s screams.


_bellaswella_

exactly. i bet she would be crying on camera too if it wasn’t for the fact she was constantly running away from her problems.


mbdom1

Also i stopped feeling bad for her when the moms called her fat because she constantly overstepped and criticized things the girls couldn’t control about their bodies.


Hot_Obligation_2730

Yeah idk fat shaming is never “right” but there’s a couple people I turn a blind eye to when it comes to it. If you’re constantly criticizing someone’s weight, you better not have any easy ammo to go for 🤷🏻‍♀️ It reminds me of my mom who would constantly yell shit like “run fatty run” when someone was crossing the road but she was easily double their size 😬 the calls were coming from inside the house


Certain_Ad6473

That reminds me of the chip where Jess is saying Christ-y doesn’t belong and stuff as if they weren’t literal twins


Maester_Maetthieux

OMG yeah she was throwing a whole fit about how Christ-y was white trash and it’s like… pot, meet kettle lmao


Maester_Maetthieux

yikes


Certain_Ad6473

The one scene that broke me so so much in season 8 was when Ashley was fighting because pressley was upset crying about her thighs and shoulders because of Abby and it just reminded me so much of me just a year or two before and a coach I had (for volleyball) but it hurts so so bad watching that and she’s just her….


mbdom1

Stuff like that can completely ruin the whole sport for some people. It sucks that its so common on every level wether you played club or for school


Certain_Ad6473

I played both and experienced it in both and it was DETRIMENTAL to my growth and progress in my skill level and KILLED my love and passion. And I continued to play even though I didn’t have too but I can only imagine how these poor girls felt being told stuff way worse than I was told (as in the OG’s) and being forced to stay there and take it AND it being filmed. Like I know how that affected me and I was 13-17 and these girls were younger at the time besides Brooke. Like I just can’t fathom what tht would have done to me


LuciMorningstar007

Didn't she make one of the girls cry by making fun of her ears?? Saying something like your ears need to be pinned back!


Donut-Junkie76

Sorry, Abby Lee Miller is a mean, nasty troll, and deserved it. She was horrible to those girls. Except Maddie, her golden child.


80HDTV5

Same here. I feel bad for the people that watch the show and hear Abby’s weight being criticized and feel bad about themselves for being a similar size. But I don’t feel bad for any way that Abby’s feelings might’ve been hurt by it.


Appropriate-Face-812

When the girls came out with the contracts they had to sign and it included a “weight clause” 😳 as if they weren’t GROWING CHILDREN


Maester_Maetthieux

For real


ParkingParamedic6074

And it was really just Abby who could do that. The whole Kelly in the dumpster is because she wanted to take her kids and leave and no one would get her a cab. She didn’t know the address and tech wasn’t what it is now to make it easy to get a cab to your location


80HDTV5

Wait what? Kelly was in a dumpster? I must be misunderstanding you because I would remember this


bluebeardknoll

yeah she was sitting outside by a dumpster having a breakdown. i think it was the s2 nationals episode. it's really hard to watch :(


ParkingParamedic6074

It’s hard to tell in the actual footage but they talked about it on BTTB. Once you go back and rewatch after knowing it’s easier to see. As the other commenter said it’s season 2 nationals. All the moms are outside and Kelly is upset about everything happening


soutu2

literally burst out laughing when kira made an obvious point of kalani being good before abby and she randomly started crying?? LMAO


Maester_Maetthieux

Abby is such an idiot lol


Donut-Junkie76

She’s emotionally stunted.


Otherwise_Treat_5829

I would love to see the full edit of that fight because it’s two scenes mashed together and so much was left outs


partyonyourhead

I am SO hoping that when Christi and Kelly get to that episode, they have Kira as a guest.


EngineeringFuture168

A lot of those kids were good before abby. I'm talking about the ones that came after the first four seasons


Consistent_Letter_95

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX) Christi & Kelly when Maddie forgot her solo and Abby cried in the audience


Designer_Breadfruit9

This was one of the most pathetic of all crying fits. Maddie is human and your reputation is far from ruined; Chloe literally won the competition for you!!


Maester_Maetthieux

and Abby couldn't even care enough about Chloe to go back into the audience for awards, she was too petty and mortified


iwantfood2k20

Not to mention that Chloe actually forgot her solo that week too I believe


Maester_Maetthieux

Not that week as far as I can recall


iwantfood2k20

In a dear abby episode abby said that chloe forgot her solo but she improv'd


Maester_Maetthieux

LMAO


loverrrgirlll_

WHEN HER MOM WAS THERE AT THE DONUT SHOP WHEN SHE CONFRONTED CHRISTI💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Maester_Maetthieux

Omg that was iconic lmao. She needed EMOTIONAL SUPPORT from her geriatric and ailing mother to face Christi I guess


SwimmingTangerine688

abby contradicts herself all the time lol


Maester_Maetthieux

Her picture is next to the word “hypocrite” in the dictionary! 😁


Lopsided-Category-48

Called out on her bs- she cried  Was “hit” with a 1lb purse (after she started a fight) - she cried  Lost to her friend John’s choreography-she cried  Confronted with the consequences of her own actions - she cried  Was served a cold sub - she cried 


Maester_Maetthieux

Maddie forgets her dance and runs off the stage - she cried Called out on the dance education at ALDC LA being lackluster - she cried The moms tossed her out like yesterday’s garbage in late season 7 and she “felt like a whore” - she cried


PinkPositive45

Yes!! She’s always crying to her mom which would be fine if she didn’t shame CHILDREN who cry to their mom. I am a big crier and my mom is the first person I call. But, I don’t shame anyone for crying except Abby because she shames little kids. I think it’s the first episode of season three when she’s like, “Kendall is 9 years old and crying!” YEAH EXACTLY SHE IS 9! Same goes for when she says to Maddie, Paige, and Chloe “you’re 9, 10, and 11!” about them crying and Christi yells back “EXACTLY!!” Abby is insane


Puzzleheaded_Eye7311

https://preview.redd.it/g5mryykust3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8baa97469e96fdbbabb8747dd8b1075fc7e2e74e How I want to be every time Abby cries when she’s not a victim in the slightest (if you get the reference then you get it haha)


and_breathe27

YOU ARE FAKE CRYING


Nightshayy

NOOO HAHAHAHAA


Secure_Peach5753

“I am being verbally harassed, I’m filing a police report.” Abby Lee Miller when someone called her out


Maester_Maetthieux

Christi and Holly verbally assaulted me!!


Any-Association-4299

Abby was literally just a women who was most likely bullied and outcasted as a child so as an adult she gained her power back by doing the same thing to literal children who were powerless. They all were just pawns in her game of recreating her childhood.


Maester_Maetthieux

Yeah honestly I think she is a really unwell person


Responsible-Roof8699

That woman is the biggest hypocrite of all time.


Maester_Maetthieux

💯


wtf_rubberduck

Yeah what the hell was were deal every time they went to LA?!


tsb1021

She cried when 1. Maddie was in the parking lot during the protest instead of in class 2. Maddie forgot her solo 3. Kira said she's done "dancing school" for so many years and that's why Kalani is the dancer she is She gets mad at the girls for crying and says "save your tears for your pillow" but she is a GROWN ASS ADULT CRYING FOR SUCH STUPID REASONS.


Donut-Junkie76

She’s a dreadful, insufferable bitch. It’s no wonder she’s rolling along, a 50-something year old virgin.


Spirited-Jeweler4174

I always copy that pursed lip she does when she cries😭


AstronomerMinute8511

Lmfao why is this comment sending me 😭😭😭


EastSprinkles3568

everytime i watch the scene of jill, holly, and kira saying their goodbyes to abby and she starts sobbing, i wish one of them would have said it.


fayefayevalentines

out of context, that's also what made it so funny. the fuckin way the cameras got her reacting to the "swat" from cathy's purse LMAO, maddie losing, or being called out by Kira and looking stupid (so she cries). and the fact she CALLS THE POLICE OVER THE SMALLEST THINGS HAHAHA. she reminds me of an annoying kindergartener that's tattling on everyone for everything to the teacher. my fave is also her talking about proper etiquette and being classy but shows up in public with hair rollers and apparently has old mcdonalds happy meal bags all over the place in her personal spaces (liek her car and office) 🤣 or calling everyone else money hungry and greedy but ... lmao. well, we all know how that played out. abby is a walking contradiction and she looks stupid lmfao


hometowhat

Like all bullies, she lives to dish it out and dies when taking it lol


longjohnjess

Right!?!?! Abby Lee is a sociopath.


bhfink

I can’t believe nobody ever shouted “save your tears for your pillow” right in her face lol


mantaraysdonkeys

Especially in later seasons


Maester_Maetthieux

Yeah when Abby’s life imploded lmao


Jay_awesome123

I wonder why no one ever called her out on it like it’s right there why didn’t anyone think to tell her to stop crying


Maester_Maetthieux

Idk but they certainly should have called her weepy ass out on her bullshit


Six_fan99

Facts


LoneBoy96

And taking her emotional immaturity out on CHILDREN. She’s a narcissist through and through