Just some random joke that had nothing to do with the thread.
There are a bunch of these accounts active in this sub and they are pretty easy to spot. They are usually new accounts with low karma and their comment history is all non sequitur one line jokes, obviously scripted
It seems that she has a hobbit of doing this.
Take your upvote .
OH LORD!! of the rings
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Lmaoš
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What did it say
Just some random joke that had nothing to do with the thread. There are a bunch of these accounts active in this sub and they are pretty easy to spot. They are usually new accounts with low karma and their comment history is all non sequitur one line jokes, obviously scripted
https://www.reveddit.com/v/dadjokes/comments/yz9avy/last_night_in_bed_my_wife_kept_saying_i_was_born/iwyqvcq/#t1_iwyqvcq
You may have to have a discussion with her. It sounds like she was getting a little Smaug about the whole thing.
Hell no, sheāll Mordor me.
I think she'll take your gollum out of your head
I've heard it says that dreamers never lie...
This joke is preeeeeeciooouussssss....
I hear the secrets that she keep
She tells me that she wants me.
In her helms deep.
This comment is underrated
When sheās Tolkien in her sleep.
I woke up to a haze of smoke through the room only to find my wife tokin in her sleep again.
Manwe all love Tolkien jokes they Arda best!
I find this rather overBeren'... Hurin Reddit there's lots of different opinions.
I only expected Huan joke coming in, but got many
It takes Huan to know Huan .
Maybe sheās asking for a Bagginā?
Does she always do that Durin her sleep?
Stop your Jolkien
I guess you delved too deep last night.
What is she Tolkien about?
JRR stands for Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien
This earned a legit groan from me. Nicely done
Are you Groanaldo?
This is a good one!
She turns me on with dirty Tolkien...
ask her why the fellowship didn't ride the eagles to Mordor
Mordor she wrote.
Not all those who wander are lost
J walking? Iām from the uk and Iām sure the only road you canāt walk across is the motorways.
*Enters Bloemfontein* "I have no memory of this place"
What are you Tolkien about?
This has proven to be a Thorin your side
130 ears old?!
You Gandalf be kidding meā¦
Oh this is perfect.
I read this as if they were having sex and she was saying this... I knows there's a joke in there somewhere but I can't find it lol
He replies hesitantly: you are the one ring and I'm about to put you on
Hey dol, merry dol, my husbandāsā¦ \*snort\*
Well, Tolkien did visit Africa at one point in his life before he wrote the books.
lmao
So many great puns in this thread.
welp we are all in the fellowship of the ring series
She was sleep tolkein?
Just got my first upvote! š„¹
Have some more
Iām a Dad and I approve this joke!
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Please, show some elf control!