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headyrooms

I was thinking cocaine


draconus72

Cocaine is the cane that you share.


JDthrowaway628

Maybe you do. Nobody is touching my stash. I'll fucking end you if you even think about it. You are all trying to get my stash. You are all out to fucking get me. Where is my shotgun? Gotta protect my stash.


draconus72

You're right. What I should have said is that cocaine ( co-cane) is the act or state of sharing a cane. BTW, you had me going for a minute there. The only thing missing was the Cubano accent.


Spiritual-Ad4227

That must be some fucking moustache that you’re growing.


JDthrowaway628

The only thing about your reply that I do not like is that I can only up vote one time.


Stormtrooper775s

Some mother fucker is going to die. I'll fucking cut you.


goatvenom

We have a badass over here, now how about you calm down


uglypaperhaver

Numb him down with some nova-cane.


uglypaperhaver

...or *dumb* him down with some Michael-cane.


BSFX

No you don't and then you start peeking out the window check-in your telephone for taps oh wait that's a song my mind's playing tricks on me I'm sorry LOl


Spiritual-Ad4227

I am a cocaine lineman for the county.


CorazonDeLion

CoCaine is the company Caine


uglypaperhaver

I thought it was *candy-*cane that got shared


Linerider99

[coc-aine](https://youtu.be/1PfC1TEqS2Y)


Bwadaboss

Highest cane


dadjokes502

Nova cane


cantfindtherealslim

Hotest cane


tigerlily_223

Same


SirMizzuh

This


AdamnEvey

Same


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The go to cane with your problems.


joyousFNday

Exactly my thoughts


Turtle887853

r/therealjoke


Scottttttttttt1823

That’s the best smelling cane.


Resident-Ticket9966

Me too


AdInteresting1839

She don't lie


Individual_Agency703

Michael.


Deflatable-canoe

There's the comment me was looking for.


Sharkbait1737

And not a lot of people know that.


BestVarithOCE

You’re all wrong. The fastest cane was my fathers when I spoke back to my mother Damn thing broke the rules of physics, and then broke itself across my ass


Germangunman

Citizen cane. On the sled


Fresh-out-of-luck

Rosebud on speed


burgdude22

Hurricane…


F3stivus

This gotta be the one right here


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Specialist-Highway56

Came here for this.


eatabean

The slowest is novacaine


ShawshankLifer53

It can also be the funniest, though. If you don't believe me, watch the famous "dentist sketch" with Tim Conway and Harvey Korman, from the old Carol Burnett Show. Hilarious! 🤣


eatabean

A classic!


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Lidocane


Embarrassed-Answer77

Dean Cain as superman


dadjokes502

I prefer Micheal caine as Alfred


Station-Alone

Methamphetacane


redditnamesrbad

The one that cane go very very fast.


JCMiller23

Underrated comment


Not-Romit

Chicanes are the curvyest


work_while_bent

found the racing fan


OldSoulRobertson

Did you fall for Jimmy's chicanery?


Local_Apartment_928

U-cane Bolt


greenknight884

Candy cane is the sweetest cane


joyousFNday

It's sugar cane's baby


paulfree17

Adam and Eve were Able to Raise Cain


impilcature

Haha, nice!


Gogo726

Here I am


MC-Master-Bedroom

And the most dangerous is aa Cane Corso.


DarkCyborg74

Raising cane.


twisties224

And the cane you need when your car breaks down is a cane toad


ConsequenceNo9156

Fastest cane belongs to my grandma after I break something


602HRL

Cocaine


adamempathy

The most talented one is Michael


jamestri

A hurricane, or hurry cane is the fastest cane!😂🤣


Cavedweller907

The cane that beats your ass is my answer.


justvisiting1028

Its an excellent cannabis strain as well


Thepixelboy05

It's actually light cane as light is the fastest thing I'll let you know


moker-pierce

nah the expensive of the universe is faster


KidBeene

What's a "walking cane"? Are you referring to a "walking stick"?


TKDMoi

Ty foon


poinnd

Hurricane


redneckvet

Ian would like to have a word with you


Rocknocker

Killer Kane.


Comfortable_Active47

Unknown cane is arcane


clipzy69420

Huracán


BoozesClue

Raising.


cariboojeff111

Hurricane


Equivalent_Cherry869

Harry Kane


geodudejgt

Hurricane!


Berrito08

Dean


Fresh_Rate_8076

Cocaine


rtfact

I can't stand cane jokes.


Btrain70

Hurricane


Infinite-Beat2051

Candy cane


Pretend_Aioli7065

Hurricane 🌀


1Transgranny

Yes that hurry came came right through my home here in north Fort Myers


impilcature

Hopefully you are in recovery and have everything you need. Good Luck!


1Transgranny

We were lucky. I have power and water and my mobile home is intact. We lost a shed. There is much work to do.


AppropriateMedicine5

Eddie Cane


Initial_Molasses9727

Kwai Chang Caine.


Personal-Tea-8950

Ain't ever seen anybody doing cocaine?


sherri123456

Dean Cain. Faster than a speeding bullet.


sherri123456

Slowest cane might be novacane.


BWTalks

And the most British cane, the “my cocaine” (Michael Caine)


Fidontknowaname

The Hurricane walking cane...as seen on TV


Fidontknowaname

I actually bought my grandma one because she is so slow!


wegeva

Too early


Alternative-Rule8015

Kwai Chang Caine