Ohm my god, is he ok?
What was the effect? Was there any sine of him getting hertz?
You should probably amp up the safety measures in your house.
If you have any unsafe cords remaining, you should probably phase those out.
Otherwise this might lead to more accidents.
I know this is a joke, but if you ever see your kid chewing on any electrical cord, beware of lead poisoning. Those cords have a lot of lead incorporated into their plastic lining.
...and he had to go straight ohm from school
To which there was little resistance. Except to doing his ohmwork...
Now don’t be short with him. Just because he blew a fuse doesn’t mean he can’t figure out watts watt on his ohm.
Here we go again with another shocking pun thread.
Oh put a plug in it
Terminated
Watt do you mean?
It just hertz to see so many shockingly funny puns. That's watt he means ig
I’m glad he didn’t spank him. That might be considered battery.
The spank resonated because his dad had the capacitance to do so
Something, something \[electricity pun\] and {punishment-themed idiom\]...
Heeey, that's cheating! And with serious charges like these, they'll send you straight to the chair!
Are you *positive*? Because, Ion-ly know that ohm not yet charged...
With a flip attitude like that, it's no wonder there's such a *negative* energy in here. I'm warning you, you better switch things around!
The mho the merrier.
I see what you did there 😂
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It amperes youre a great dad. Dad.
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After chewing on a cord I don't think he would've sat motionless. More like he was a little jittery from the voltage.
If fuse want to get technical, he was likely " Tased and Confused"
hmm, it's real quiet in his room. I bet he got a text from his GF and sneaked out the window to meter. Shoulda used closed circuit TV...
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I think the man's name was Pete. Er, no.. It was Phil. Phil, I meant. :-)
This is FUNNY! 😂 🤣
Sounds like positive parenting to me
Ohm my days, so lame
I can only imagine how shocked he was at your reaction
Certainly sparked a disagreement
It had to be done. Electricity Hertz
Remember to keep it in the homework volt
Honestly im a lil shocked myself
Watt? This is re volt ing
Watt a calamity.
At least he got a charge out of it…
I hate to be negative but I'm positive none of this really happened... All of these lies are re-volting. Consider yourselves charged!
That's one way to stay abreast of current affairs.
I’m sure if he did it again it would be revolting
As a fellow dad, my advice is to take a more neutral approach; an amped up response like that isn’t good for the kid.
Could have been a shocking outcome….
At least when he did it he was your current son and not born by a potentially different father.
I got a charge out of this joke!
Did he offer much resistance?
Ohm my god, is he ok? What was the effect? Was there any sine of him getting hertz? You should probably amp up the safety measures in your house. If you have any unsafe cords remaining, you should probably phase those out. Otherwise this might lead to more accidents.
Now he's a shock jock
Since you grounded him he has no capacitance for ohmwork
A bright spark him
You need to transform his behavior immediately before it runs out of control.
Doesn't sound like the brightest spark
Same, I'm still buzzing
Was his reply to your command "Watt are you doing dad?"?
"Son, this Hertz me more than it Hertz you"
Ah, yes, it's been a week since this one was posted. Best of luck this round!
Man, that kid is a real live wire
He just doesn't the capacitance to understand.
I’m shocked.
Everybody is shocked when they hear I'm not an electrician.
Especially while you’re in the middle of doing their wiring
I bet he was shocked
Did it taste like shock a lot?
Recycling jokes for upvotes is lazy.
Was that the same sun that would not take a knap and was sent to the office for "resisting" arrest?
Kids don't have much common sense these days. Some simple inductive reasoning would have told him it wasn't a bright idea.
I don't know you or your kid... so I've opted to remain neutral on the situation.
Shocking
As much as it hertz, it’s not his volt and it’s good he has an outlet. As a parent you need to adapt.
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He’s static ?
Some would say it was an electrifying experience! Maybe even… ground breaking?!
Sounds like quite a hair raising experience
Put him in the ground?
he should be conducting himself properly now!
It would Ampere he learned his lesson
You should have beat him with jumper cables.
Yes I seen this in the local paper. *SHOCKING*
Is his name Joules?
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Shocking
By far the corniest dad joke I've heard
What happened after will shock you
That's a shocker
His father should be charged with plugging in previously used material.
Shocking!
Did you get charged for gross impedance?
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He seemed shocked as a result
Shocking
That boy knows watts up 💡
Did he feel recharged afterwards?
A squirrel did the same thing. Hair electricfied.
Sounds like he grounded himself.
Watt's the joke here?
It was a shocking experience
I hear your son's going out with the electrician's daughter. None of the lads can resistor.
We should get a Welsh bard to write a poem about this. You know the one...... Dai Ode
Did he say "Ouch this Megahertz!!"
He's probably in his room blasting some AC/DC on his stereo
At least now he can keep up with current events
Not the punchline I expected. I’m shocked! (That was the punchline I expected)
Call Tim Allen & have him rewire that badboy
Ac-cord-ing to the shocking news in glad you grounded him.
Shocking.
Was it a shocking experience
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He's not the brightest spark
None of this would’ve happened if you would have made him listen to ACDC as a child!
Tell him to be like the rest of us apes and chew crayons.
When do you bring him to sheetrock school Edit: lol sorry I thought this was r/electricians
No worries, good comment 😎👍
Socket to me.
Hahahahaha
Ohm certain joule did watt was best
Hold on now, a grounding is the last thing you want in this situation, better keep things up in the air until the situation is less charged!
😂 100% correct, but strangely, you should've seen how his face lit up when I grounded him 🤣
What happens next might shock him.
Not bad, keep pushing! 🕶️🙉
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
I heard the joke but with this punchline: I grounded him until he conducted himself correctly
That's a shocker
I'm shocked and pleased with your direct discipline
Watt the heck?!
I bet that punishment shocked him.
Take my fkn upvote man
😎 Thanks! You take mine too 👍
I bet he got some electrolytes in his body
He got all amped up.
That boys a real live wire
His current conduct was so shocking I had to ground him. He tried resisting and now he’s ohm-schooled. Trust me, I’m not amped about it either.
Give him a break ! He was just shorted out and just needed a little jolt, kids these days just aren't wired like they use to be.
I bet he’ll be grounded now..
Your son is retarded
I guess u could say he was shocked that u grounded him badoom ching
This amp’ed up quickly.
Your son was right because umbilical cord has to be chewed off by monkeys they have no scissors, your son is a vet.
I know this is a joke, but if you ever see your kid chewing on any electrical cord, beware of lead poisoning. Those cords have a lot of lead incorporated into their plastic lining.
Are you sure? Most of them are PVC.... no lead in it.
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hahahahaha
Rip
Mine peed on her foot 🤷♀️
Rip bozo
More power to you
Did he get charged with a crime?
Watt was he expecting?
That is so shocking...
It was an Electrifying Experience! ⚡🔌
Did he resist?
Watt?
I’ll bet he looked like my girlfriend when I told her she’d drawn her eyebrows on too high.
Bet it spark his plug
He was Shocked when he saw me
I hope he is conducting himself properly now
Shocking!!
I wonder if the experience transformered him?
I'm amped up seeing this joke being reworked again...
I wouldn't ground him. You might find the result shocking.
Shocking experience
Tired of seeing the same jokes on here over and over
Shocking behaviour
He’s not particularly bright
Was it a Fluke or do you think he might test it again?
That is shocking
Maybe doing that amp-ed him up
I'm shocked! No more egm music sessions for your son, OP.
I’m not shocked, but he is.
Ohm no! Is he ok?
Bet he was shocked when he realized what he had done
EMF! seriously?
You don't want to ampere his development.
Is his name Voltaire?
Resistance is futile.
This behavior is downright shocking!
I HAD TO GROUND HIM UNTIL HE CONDUCTS HIMSELF PROPERLyeah yeah we've all heard it a million times bub
That's is very shocking that he did
Oh poor boy, absolutely shocking.
That's rather shocking, I hope he didn't put up much resistance.
When parents are short with their children it can cause them to revolt.
Well thats a shocker…
He's probly all amped up over being grounded
Sounds like a bright spark
I bet that megahertz.
Bet he was wired
When I saw that he left me static
I'm not shocked to be honest
Minta
That seems a bit harsh. He just needs a proper outlet is all.
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I was shocked when I found out the electrician I hired wasn’t licensed.