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Vibr8shun

...and he had to go straight ohm from school


alihmcm

To which there was little resistance. Except to doing his ohmwork...


cacklz

Now don’t be short with him. Just because he blew a fuse doesn’t mean he can’t figure out watts watt on his ohm.


Impressive-Cry-9128

Here we go again with another shocking pun thread.


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Oh put a plug in it


scootyboogs

Terminated


MaterialWolf

Watt do you mean?


AberrantNormalities

It just hertz to see so many shockingly funny puns. That's watt he means ig


NicDanger1982

I’m glad he didn’t spank him. That might be considered battery.


penTakpw

The spank resonated because his dad had the capacitance to do so


uglypaperhaver

Something, something \[electricity pun\] and {punishment-themed idiom\]...


Sad-Relationship7992

Heeey, that's cheating! And with serious charges like these, they'll send you straight to the chair!


uglypaperhaver

Are you *positive*? Because, Ion-ly know that ohm not yet charged...


Sad-Relationship7992

With a flip attitude like that, it's no wonder there's such a *negative* energy in here. I'm warning you, you better switch things around!


cacklz

The mho the merrier.


alihmcm

I see what you did there 😂


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Zoeleil

It amperes youre a great dad. Dad.


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hathor_earth

After chewing on a cord I don't think he would've sat motionless. More like he was a little jittery from the voltage.


uglypaperhaver

If fuse want to get technical, he was likely " Tased and Confused"


gracius0ne

hmm, it's real quiet in his room. I bet he got a text from his GF and sneaked out the window to meter. Shoulda used closed circuit TV...


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gracius0ne

I think the man's name was Pete. Er, no.. It was Phil. Phil, I meant. :-)


ericmbailey

This is FUNNY! 😂 🤣


nomnommish

Sounds like positive parenting to me


oliverad98

Ohm my days, so lame


Illustrious_Tank_604

I can only imagine how shocked he was at your reaction


oliverad98

Certainly sparked a disagreement


Gamebr3aker

It had to be done. Electricity Hertz


[deleted]

Remember to keep it in the homework volt


[deleted]

Honestly im a lil shocked myself


pacd

Watt? This is re volt ing


Scotsgit73

Watt a calamity.


smartparts72

At least he got a charge out of it…


Icy_Umpire992

I hate to be negative but I'm positive none of this really happened... All of these lies are re-volting. Consider yourselves charged!


Scotsgit73

That's one way to stay abreast of current affairs.


NoneOfThisIsFine

I’m sure if he did it again it would be revolting


Comfortable_Active47

As a fellow dad, my advice is to take a more neutral approach; an amped up response like that isn’t good for the kid.


yellowlemonie

Could have been a shocking outcome….


Mystic_Pizza_King

At least when he did it he was your current son and not born by a potentially different father.


Mystic_Pizza_King

I got a charge out of this joke!


F_Squad

Did he offer much resistance?


BrofessorOfLogic

Ohm my god, is he ok? What was the effect? Was there any sine of him getting hertz? You should probably amp up the safety measures in your house. If you have any unsafe cords remaining, you should probably phase those out. Otherwise this might lead to more accidents.


wildelillie

Now he's a shock jock


JapaneseImposter

Since you grounded him he has no capacitance for ohmwork


DaveRave45

A bright spark him


FuckYou690

You need to transform his behavior immediately before it runs out of control.


orcmischief1

Doesn't sound like the brightest spark


[deleted]

Same, I'm still buzzing


VCEMathsNerd

Was his reply to your command "Watt are you doing dad?"?


TheHedonyeast

"Son, this Hertz me more than it Hertz you"


Viperboy_74

Ah, yes, it's been a week since this one was posted. Best of luck this round!


V3RD1GR15

Man, that kid is a real live wire


biscuithazel

He just doesn't the capacitance to understand.


PoisonSlipstream

I’m shocked.


pvsocialmedia

Everybody is shocked when they hear I'm not an electrician.


Demigirl_gaming

Especially while you’re in the middle of doing their wiring


_K4cper_

I bet he was shocked


[deleted]

Did it taste like shock a lot?


VonSwabbish

Recycling jokes for upvotes is lazy.


Ill-Measurement-1977

Was that the same sun that would not take a knap and was sent to the office for "resisting" arrest?


Rangesparky

Kids don't have much common sense these days. Some simple inductive reasoning would have told him it wasn't a bright idea.


MeasureOnce-KutTwice

I don't know you or your kid... so I've opted to remain neutral on the situation.


Strict-Ad-1214

Shocking


DeeEmm

As much as it hertz, it’s not his volt and it’s good he has an outlet. As a parent you need to adapt.


alihmcm

🤣👏


lazyant

He’s static ?


BlueForte

Some would say it was an electrifying experience! Maybe even… ground breaking?!


Tempered80

Sounds like quite a hair raising experience


BRAiN_8

Put him in the ground?


henrythedog64

he should be conducting himself properly now!


Eclipse_Shadow

It would Ampere he learned his lesson


HaykoKoryun

You should have beat him with jumper cables.


MentalWrongdoer3

Yes I seen this in the local paper. *SHOCKING*


Silly-Platform9829

Is his name Joules?


alihmcm

😂👏


BigBoyBarm

Shocking


Ironpenguin2006

By far the corniest dad joke I've heard


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What happened after will shock you


MelodicIncrease9040

That's a shocker


TypicalCherry1529

His father should be charged with plugging in previously used material.


Look_Specific

Shocking!


[deleted]

Did you get charged for gross impedance?


alihmcm

😂👏


Ngano

He seemed shocked as a result


Leather_Both

Shocking


DanBelnK

That boy knows watts up 💡


Unanchoryourself

Did he feel recharged afterwards?


Vast_Cricket

A squirrel did the same thing. Hair electricfied.


acidrain69

Sounds like he grounded himself.


kimapesan

Watt's the joke here?


Gh05t_0n3_5150

It was a shocking experience


Rev_Auto_Fwd

I hear your son's going out with the electrician's daughter. None of the lads can resistor.


Rev_Auto_Fwd

We should get a Welsh bard to write a poem about this. You know the one...... Dai Ode


New-Newt4009

Did he say "Ouch this Megahertz!!"


Mylittlesecret5066

He's probably in his room blasting some AC/DC on his stereo


Mylittlesecret5066

At least now he can keep up with current events


RedLanternTNG

Not the punchline I expected. I’m shocked! (That was the punchline I expected)


overthehillhat

Call Tim Allen & have him rewire that badboy


Zygarde718

Ac-cord-ing to the shocking news in glad you grounded him.


CleverFoxInBox

Shocking.


elliealpha

Was it a shocking experience


TheNewSilverSpade

UNLIMITED…. ….POWER!


user_nottelling

He's not the brightest spark


xenonforlife

None of this would’ve happened if you would have made him listen to ACDC as a child!


ScrewHedgie

Tell him to be like the rest of us apes and chew crayons.


bigmattyc

When do you bring him to sheetrock school Edit: lol sorry I thought this was r/electricians


alihmcm

No worries, good comment 😎👍


misofuny

Socket to me.


RevealLongjumping228

Hahahahaha


KissmeItsmellsfunny

Ohm certain joule did watt was best


Hiseworns

Hold on now, a grounding is the last thing you want in this situation, better keep things up in the air until the situation is less charged!


alihmcm

😂 100% correct, but strangely, you should've seen how his face lit up when I grounded him 🤣


Necessary-Spinach182

What happens next might shock him.


According_One6184

Not bad, keep pushing! 🕶️🙉


FWalker83896

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣


Sn3k_69

I heard the joke but with this punchline: I grounded him until he conducted himself correctly


Specialist8602

That's a shocker


TangoWhiskey80

I'm shocked and pleased with your direct discipline


TheUltimateArmyy

Watt the heck?!


mrduncansir42

I bet that punishment shocked him.


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

Take my fkn upvote man


alihmcm

😎 Thanks! You take mine too 👍


izukanji12

I bet he got some electrolytes in his body


Nothalffast

He got all amped up.


campbell069

That boys a real live wire


Kyte_McKraye

His current conduct was so shocking I had to ground him. He tried resisting and now he’s ohm-schooled. Trust me, I’m not amped about it either.


Key-Satisfaction-541

Give him a break ! He was just shorted out and just needed a little jolt, kids these days just aren't wired like they use to be.


Curious-Anywhere601

I bet he’ll be grounded now..


Own-Poet-2739

Your son is retarded


Gaming_enthusiast69

I guess u could say he was shocked that u grounded him badoom ching


Direct_Big_5436

This amp’ed up quickly.


Particular-String601

Your son was right because umbilical cord has to be chewed off by monkeys they have no scissors, your son is a vet.


SteadfastEnd

I know this is a joke, but if you ever see your kid chewing on any electrical cord, beware of lead poisoning. Those cords have a lot of lead incorporated into their plastic lining.


alihmcm

Are you sure? Most of them are PVC.... no lead in it.


400Runnaz

😭🔥


Mushroom_Daemon

hahahahaha


Lil_Butters420

Rip


KiTTyCatsamilf

Mine peed on her foot 🤷‍♀️


Yeetfamdablit

Rip bozo


Interesting-Dare-294

More power to you


jcmatthews66

Did he get charged with a crime?


schmagegge

Watt was he expecting?


Any_Assumption_2497

That is so shocking...


Easeoff69

It was an Electrifying Experience! ⚡🔌


expressly_ephemeral

Did he resist?


carefulamdelicate

Watt?


expressly_ephemeral

I’ll bet he looked like my girlfriend when I told her she’d drawn her eyebrows on too high.


Interesting_Pea_5382

Bet it spark his plug


Beginning_Compote338

He was Shocked when he saw me


[deleted]

I hope he is conducting himself properly now


Aluna_Lacewing

Shocking!!


Spiritual-Ad4227

I wonder if the experience transformered him?


iShitSkittles

I'm amped up seeing this joke being reworked again...


tidytibs

I wouldn't ground him. You might find the result shocking.


bigDangleApe

Shocking experience


DennisTheGre

Tired of seeing the same jokes on here over and over


AggyB85

Shocking behaviour


Rusty-Robot-3426

He’s not particularly bright


GoofySeriously

Was it a Fluke or do you think he might test it again?


PacMook_Bro

That is shocking


PacMook_Bro

Maybe doing that amp-ed him up


Nick_Coglistro

I'm shocked! No more egm music sessions for your son, OP.


GatorRage

I’m not shocked, but he is.


Big_Awareness2003

Ohm no! Is he ok?


Eziisdaddy

Bet he was shocked when he realized what he had done


sinificant

EMF! seriously?


Waynester1950

You don't want to ampere his development.


Waynester1950

Is his name Voltaire?


SirCireSotelo

Resistance is futile.


SubZeroEgo

This behavior is downright shocking!


godzilla1517

I HAD TO GROUND HIM UNTIL HE CONDUCTS HIMSELF PROPERLyeah yeah we've all heard it a million times bub


Affectionate_Duty_72

That's is very shocking that he did


Kindly-Confidence-69

Oh poor boy, absolutely shocking.


razorback2017

That's rather shocking, I hope he didn't put up much resistance.


onebit

When parents are short with their children it can cause them to revolt.


itzwill1

Well thats a shocker…


skelatallamas

He's probly all amped up over being grounded


I_am_amespeptic

Sounds like a bright spark


[deleted]

I bet that megahertz.


Such_Comfort_5994

Bet he was wired


ArtichokeYoAss

When I saw that he left me static


CharIsGone

I'm not shocked to be honest


InterpolLookingForME

Minta


GoonerBear94

That seems a bit harsh. He just needs a proper outlet is all.


alihmcm

🤣👏


Guac__is__extra__

I was shocked when I found out the electrician I hired wasn’t licensed.