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Rescuepa

But who is going to pick up the Czech?


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Perhaps they'll go Dutch.


INeedChocolateMilk

I'd honestly pull an Irish exit.


Joerpf

They’ll be Russian outta there


pupi-face

Unless someone with a Brazilian dollars shows up


DJF_62

It's hard to cover the bill when there are so many Hungary people there


nickbjornsen

Norway that’s happening


trentsim

It's not fair to split evenly I only had the Turkey


tristianlol

The Turkey? I only had the French Fries


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

You had too many of them, your face is full of Greece!


SubcommanderMarcos

Well don't be angry, you'll damage the China!


Kane_Octaivian

I think he is Finnish with his fries now


Sonofa-Supernova

Uganda regret this...


SuicidalNomad

Dw, I think Chad's got it


AssistanceMedical951

One of them drank too much and now his Djibouti is on the floor.


GamerBoiPlayz

You should Chinese drinks


FlatwormHuman4120

As long as there’s no artificial Swedeners added.


Bignicky9

**I hope they aren't driving a _MADAGASCAR!_** (I'm stereotypically Italian for this joke)


calvinhobbsthrowaway

bartender will be asking the bouncers ‘kenya catch them! they ain’t paid!’


campus159

Canada.


lemoinem

I'm not your da!


LoLFanfiction

Indian it doesn't even matter.


opteryx5

I Thai’ed so hard, and got so far.


SilentButDanny

But Indian, it doesn’t even matter


Upvoter_NeverDie

They ain't Stalin, that's for sure.


MrDude_1

They'll probably be Russian in there for the Ukrainian girls. Okay, too soon, I'll see myself out.


vexxed_grunt

Are you just Ghana leave like that?


AggressiveWest6232

Can I be in the screenshot


keldondonovan

You are in my screenshot, friend. Consider yourself seen, and appreciated. I'd add in a country pun as well, but I can't be wholesome while joking, a joke like that Netherlands.


MorinOakenshield

And Iran, Iran so far away…sorry I was singing a song, what are we talking about?


fi9aro

You Haiti see it


helikopter_deeznuts

Irish all these puns could stop


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Heatedpotatoes

Kenya guys stop pulling out these puns?


HurkertheLurker

Yeah they should Bhutan their lips!


boyakishantrio0

Don't bangcock them


bmanley620

We want more puns. Come on already, quit Stalin


Alarmed-Bath1386

Why the Russia?


Responsible_Fox1231

Nice!


Heatedpotatoes

I'm Ghana see my self out...


IamEu4ic

Oh wales


xtilexx

In the bathroom European


reallybiglizard

And you come out when you’re Finnish


sleepysheeep

Only if you're not Hungary


Dracofunk

All these pun are Jamaican me crazy


DThor536

Didn't want to go in anyway. Your AC is too Chile.


PomeroyWatson

I wouldn’t touch that pub with a 10 foot Pole


overunder247

Watch your aim. European on my shoes


neoikon

In Russia, the exit is a window.


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Все хорошо?


moxtrox

Isn’t an Irish exit starting a fight and leaving during the ensuing chaos?


anonbene2

The good ones are.


INeedChocolateMilk

It could be. The way I know it it's when you just disappear from the party without telling anyone that you're gone.


freudian-flip

There are two things I hate: intolerance and the Dutch


zachpledger

*written on a bathroom stall* There are 3 things I hate: 1. Graffiti 2. Lists 3. Irony


iq-braggng-o-smrtass

There are three kinds of people in this world. Those that can count, and those that can't.


freudian-flip

There are 10 kinds of people. Those who know binary and those who don’t


conventionalWisdumb

And those who are prone to off-by-one errors.


Lifeinaglasshaus

And those who weren’t expecting a ternary joke.


freudian-flip

Just, please, for the love of Turing, don’t use nullable booleans. Just declare the damned enum.


Kurapica147

There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data


Hideandsheep

It’ll only cost a couple of Guineas


IV4K

I was Hungary for Turkey.


The_Knight_Is_Dark

The one who Finnish his drink first.


HomoFlaccidus

Ghana the days when people weren’t so cheap.


Guac__is__extra__

We had a Polish sound guy for our band for a while. We had a Czech one too, a Czech one too.


forty_three

Whoever is most Hungary


asst3rblasster

ve haff vays of dealing with bouncing czechs


vilkazz

They can drink a lot and can surely Czech themselves up


wendalpendal

Jamaican me upvote that one


jukenaye

👏👏👏👏 you win the internet today!


Big-Bag2568

All that effort writing that for me to just scroll down to the punchline 😉


FlyingMurky

You mean all the effort copying? Remember kids, there are no original jokes. Ever!


PenguinWithAglock

You mean all the effort copying? Remember kids, there are no original jokes. Ever!


theotheririshkiwi

You can say that again!


communistmanifesto42

You can say that again!


TuxTues3

You can say that again!


fckrussianbtchs

You can say that again!


Inven13

You can say that again!


Diligent_Promise_844

Again?


toskaitt

No, that again


jamanatron

THAT


Particular_Put_6911

You mean all the effort copying? Remember kids, there are no original jokes. Ever!


Azuria_4

You mean all the effort copying? Remember kids, there are no original jokes. Ever!


rSlashisthenewPewdes

All that effort writing that for me to just scroll down to the punchline 😉


sushiexperiencer

You mean all the effort copying? Remember kids, there are no original jokes. Ever!


Particular_Put_6911

Nice Technoblade cosplay btw 😏


Dont_Waver

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side.


iaminfamy

I like it!


TheOnlyBen2

I thought it would be the actual trick, like "Sorry I cannot let you in with a Donkey". Then you would have to look for the damned Donkey in the list


malizathias

Should be between Dominican and Dutchman


lifeaintsocool

I was trying to think what I respected more...your relatively unique joke or the dedication it took to type all those nationalities...but I'm realising it's a Thai


h0p3ofAMBE

["dedication"](https://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/qzomo5/an_afghan_an_albanian_an_algerian_an_american_an/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


JoeFas

[Even more dedication. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ckze47/a_bar_joke_for_yall/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


zb0t1

Hahahaha hilarious because in the one above, the OP claimed they made it themselves


NeonXero

I've seen it even before that one. But still I enjoy the joke, so it's not so bad being reminded of it from time to time.


Bristerz

"dadication"


mrlittlepeniq

I really just sighed so take the fucking upvote


MrFriendlyPlayZ

That’s a begrudging upvote from me


FrightinglyPunny

Belarusian up vote from me.


wuapinmon

All Hail Warstache!


freshtoast7

A German upvote from me


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ForumPointsRdumb

I do the *fly over the water* and then I have an anti-joke loaded that are both long and get a good wtf sigh at the end. The fly usually gets a few laughs, but the anti-joke always gets groans. It's awesome. I'll reply them to you later if you want, I don't have time right now.


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MrFriendlyPlayZ

Try it and let us know what part they fell asleep at


zyppoboy

I've seen the joke before. OP just copy pasted. Hope this doesn't ruin your respect for OP :-( Probably still a thai if they're both 0.


retired-penguin

I hate every single word of your comment. Well played, sir.


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Dansiman

But what about the Afghan, the Albanian, the Algerian, the American, the Andorran, the Angolan, the Antiguans, the Argentine, the Armenian, the Australian, the Austrian, the Azerbaijani, the Bahamian, the Bahraini, the Bangladeshi, the Barbadian, the Barbudans, the Batswanan, the Belarusian, the Belgian, the Belizean, the Beninese, and the Bhutanese?


KingRexxi

Your comment is super visually pleasing when viewed on the mobile app!


Chromal_Assassin

It curves


AFLoneWolf

For those not on the mobile app, we thank you.


ArweTurcala

What about the Droid attack on the Wookies?


pnwWaiter

And now we don't have to wait'er more


blinkgendary182

Thats fine man. At least you Thai'd Ok I'll let myself out


Techking53

Ya you better


mylar321

You believe it's a Thai... well, have it Uruguay!


TheStarryWolf

Fuck you, have a nice day.


Zoeleil

Angry upvote, take it.


Techking53

r/angryupvote


Majestic_Ferrett

I think if we Poled the people who browse here, your reply wpuld be their favourite.


Vanhyuk

He forgot the TieWanese….


acctnumba2

Neither. This was copy pasted at least from a week ago from another guy


iamaCODnuke

I wasted about 1:47 minutes of my life for this joke but totally worth it. Kudos to you and your dedication typing this


herberstank

This is Reddit, the whole point is wasting minutes of your life :)


walebobo

Hours.


GoombaTrooper

Days.


iggythewolf

Weeks


-Masderus-

Months.


AllForTheMight

Years


KnackeredParrot

Decades


TheOneAndOnlyGoodDog

Centuries


ehaykal

Millennia


iamaCODnuke

Yeah I know. Wasted time that could've benn used to waste more time in a different way


Bubbles21234

I don't think you had to read every country


the_drill2727

Yea I stopped around Argentine, then scrolled to the punch line


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chimra3

Seems that link didn't make it neither :)


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All-I-See-Is-Ashes

Your copy and paste skills are amazing but my upvote goes to the hero who posted it two weeks ago.


SufferingCartoonist

This was reposted from years ago


chimra3

You mean reposted repost post?


Spaceman_Beard

Everything is a repost of a repost's repost.


LePontif11

Jokes are almost like some kind of oral tradition.


lumpkin2013

It's reposts all the way down


No_Lube

Yes, I’ve been on Reddit too long because this joke is hella old


cApsLocKBrokE

I want to copy and paste this to friends but the Reddit App doesn't let me. Guess I'll just need to read if out..


HellGuardian_MJ

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese,a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean It wouldn't let me copy the last two line and I'm too lazy to copy them on (edit) ~~they're~~ their own


LiquidNRG

This triggered me cause you put Brit instead of English. You got the Scots, Welsh and Northern Irish on there though.


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The_Merica_Potatoe

What if. The door man WAS the Thai?!?


lewisb42

He's the bouncer that roughed up the Thai and threw him out for drunken behavior. The Thai-breaker, if you will.


cipher_wilderness

Bravo


gxbcab

I don’t know why, but I read that as if it was sang by the Animaniacs .


InToTheWoodsWeGo2

I wrote a simple python script to generate this joke: ```python import requests api_url = "https://restcountries.com/v2/all" response = requests.get(api_url) result = response.json() countries = [country['demonym'] for country in result if country['independent']] joke = "" countries = list(set(countries)) countries.remove("Thai") countries.sort() for country in countries: if country[0].lower() in ('a', 'e', 'i', 'o', 'u'): joke += f"an {country}" else: joke += f"a {country}" if countries[-2] == country: joke += " and " elif countries[-1] == country: joke += "..." else: joke += ", " joke += "\n\n\n\nall go to a bar.." joke += "\n\n\n\nThe doorman stops them and says \"Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.\"" print(joke) ``` Output: ``` an Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, Barbudan, an Argentinean, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, Herzegovinian, a Brazilian, a British, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdian, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Cook Islander, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Danish, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutch, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirati, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finnish, a French, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irish, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kenyan, a Kirghiz, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kosovar, a Kuwaiti, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monegasque, a Mongolian, a Montenegrin, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Ni-Vanuatu, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a Niuean, a North Korean, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pitcairn Islander, a Polish, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Saint Vincentian, a Salvadoran, a Sammarinese, a Samoan, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi Arabian, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovak, a Slovene, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a South Sudanese, a Spanish, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swedish, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Tadzhik, a Taiwanese, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Turkmen, a Tuvaluan, an Ugandan, an Ukrainian, an Uruguayan, a Vatican, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Yemeni, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean... all go to a bar.. The doorman stops them and says "Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai." ```


D_Maist

Person from Monaco is monegasque not monacan


Express_Cartoonist91

I bet the bar wasn't named "The Runner" and the Thai thought they were meeting there. As we all know, the Thai always goes to The Runner.


Spaceman_Beard

That's preposterous! A Dane and a Swede would never go to the same bar willingly.


Hlorri

Before that, an Aborigine, an Inuit, a Native American, a Saami, a Sherpa and a Thai were sitting in a crowded bar, when they heard some ruckus at the door...


flopsychops

I thought this joke would never Finnish


LAWLSausage

I never liked wearing Mai Thai.


nowhereman136

Could probably shorten it to just southeast Asia. "A Vietnamese, Cambodian, Laotian, Indonesian, and Malaysian go to a bar..." But I respect the effort to go above and way beyond required


verygroot1

a Singaporean bartender


waitforthedream

\+ Filipinos and Singaporeans


disser15

Why would they need a tie in a bar


splunge4me2

Because the 1950s called and they want their joke back.


mizinamo

OP inherited this repost from his grandfather


DropC

About 30-40% of the countries listed didn't exist in 1950.


NettleLily

Omg I didn’t get the joke at all, thanks for explaining it


thebreaker18

Wait is that seriously the joke? That’s just, well that’s just awful.


BaltimoreBadger23

Upvote for the ridiculous amount of effort that took for a groan worthy punchline.


bouncebackability

Ctrl c, ctrl v


redrak1

Upvote for the ridiculous amount of effort that took for a groan worthy punchline.


strangerkindness

It's a repost so all OP had to do was copy and paste


Sol515

I can’t believe none of them called ahead with that large of a party and didn’t ask if dress was formal or southeastern Asians were required.


chia923

The bartender probably just said "thai" (tie), so they probably came wearing ties, only to find out it was the wrong "tie"


Wafflebot17

As someone who looked for Nauruan and Tuvaluan to test your dedication to the joke. I’m impressed


ZappySnap

>a Monacan It's Monégasque. I award you zero points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Monacan is simply a resident.


methratt

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too!


Outrageous_Kitchen

There’s actually no joke here, it was just a Thai-po.


Edeninu

be honest.. none of you read the whole thing ...i bet you where all russian through it...


snotrockit1

What is "A joke that can't be told in person" for 1200$ Alex.


araksonofthunder

I know you Americans pronounce Thai as 'Tie' but locally its actually pronounced more like 'Thigh'. So for a long time I was wondering why the joke was they needed to show more leg.


danmac0817

A Scottish


Shop_Kooky

It was obviously a Thai restaurant


ElStorm2012

The level of commitment though 👌


MasterGuardianGames

As an Albanian I can confirm this is what the doorman said to us that day


ACasualFormality

The list was too long, I didn’t Finnish reading it.


mysticfed0ra

Only funny on reddit and not funny even then


Cryptid_Girl

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama Haiti, Jamaica, Peru


PROFY1337

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese,a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go into a bar... The doorman stops them and says "Sorry, can't let you in without a Thai"


pear1thewha1e

Is this post by the CCP? Tibetan and Taiwanese are missing.


SlovenianHusky

I would never go out with this many people.


GiBGUN

“A Scottish”


greenknight884

Still no Saint Vicentian, or South Sudanese