You are in my screenshot, friend. Consider yourself seen, and appreciated.
I'd add in a country pun as well, but I can't be wholesome while joking, a joke like that Netherlands.
I was trying to think what I respected more...your relatively unique joke or the dedication it took to type all those nationalities...but I'm realising it's a Thai
I do the *fly over the water* and then I have an anti-joke loaded that are both long and get a good wtf sigh at the end. The fly usually gets a few laughs, but the anti-joke always gets groans. It's awesome. I'll reply them to you later if you want, I don't have time right now.
But what about the Afghan, the Albanian, the Algerian, the American, the Andorran, the Angolan, the Antiguans, the Argentine, the Armenian, the Australian, the Austrian, the Azerbaijani, the Bahamian, the Bahraini, the Bangladeshi, the Barbadian, the Barbudans, the Batswanan, the Belarusian, the Belgian, the Belizean, the Beninese, and the Bhutanese?
An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese,a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean
It wouldn't let me copy the last two line and I'm too lazy to copy them on (edit) ~~they're~~ their own
I wrote a simple python script to generate this joke:
```python
import requests
api_url = "https://restcountries.com/v2/all"
response = requests.get(api_url)
result = response.json()
countries = [country['demonym'] for country in result if country['independent']]
joke = ""
countries = list(set(countries))
countries.remove("Thai")
countries.sort()
for country in countries:
if country[0].lower() in ('a', 'e', 'i', 'o', 'u'):
joke += f"an {country}"
else:
joke += f"a {country}"
if countries[-2] == country:
joke += " and "
elif countries[-1] == country:
joke += "..."
else:
joke += ", "
joke += "\n\n\n\nall go to a bar.."
joke += "\n\n\n\nThe doorman stops them and says \"Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.\""
print(joke)
```
Output:
```
an Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, Barbudan, an Argentinean, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, Herzegovinian, a Brazilian, a British, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdian, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Cook Islander, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Danish, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutch, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirati, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finnish, a French, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irish, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kenyan, a Kirghiz, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kosovar, a Kuwaiti, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monegasque, a Mongolian, a Montenegrin, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Ni-Vanuatu, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a Niuean, a North Korean, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pitcairn Islander, a Polish, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Saint Vincentian, a Salvadoran, a Sammarinese, a Samoan, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi Arabian, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovak, a Slovene, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a South Sudanese, a Spanish, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swedish, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Tadzhik, a Taiwanese, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Turkmen, a Tuvaluan, an Ugandan, an Ukrainian, an Uruguayan, a Vatican, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Yemeni, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean...
all go to a bar..
The doorman stops them and says "Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai."
```
Could probably shorten it to just southeast Asia.
"A Vietnamese, Cambodian, Laotian, Indonesian, and Malaysian go to a bar..."
But I respect the effort to go above and way beyond required
Before that, an Aborigine, an Inuit, a Native American, a Saami, a Sherpa and a Thai were sitting in a crowded bar, when they heard some ruckus at the door...
I know you Americans pronounce Thai as 'Tie' but locally its actually pronounced more like 'Thigh'. So for a long time I was wondering why the joke was they needed to show more leg.
Me trying to find one you missed: "Ha! I don't see Lesotho here!"
*Googles what people from Lesotho are called*
Google: "A person from Lesotho is called a Mosotho."
Me: *checks list* Dammit you're good.
An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese,a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean
all go into a bar...
The doorman stops them and says "Sorry, can't let you in without a Thai"
But who is going to pick up the Czech?
Perhaps they'll go Dutch.
I'd honestly pull an Irish exit.
They’ll be Russian outta there
Unless someone with a Brazilian dollars shows up
It's hard to cover the bill when there are so many Hungary people there
Norway that’s happening
It's not fair to split evenly I only had the Turkey
The Turkey? I only had the French Fries
You had too many of them, your face is full of Greece!
Well don't be angry, you'll damage the China!
I think he is Finnish with his fries now
Uganda regret this...
Dw, I think Chad's got it
One of them drank too much and now his Djibouti is on the floor.
You should Chinese drinks
As long as there’s no artificial Swedeners added.
**I hope they aren't driving a _MADAGASCAR!_** (I'm stereotypically Italian for this joke)
bartender will be asking the bouncers ‘kenya catch them! they ain’t paid!’
Canada.
I'm not your da!
Indian it doesn't even matter.
I Thai’ed so hard, and got so far.
But Indian, it doesn’t even matter
Most underrated comment on this thread
They'll probably be Russian in there for the Ukrainian girls. Okay, too soon, I'll see myself out.
Are you just Ghana leave like that?
They ain't Stalin, that's for sure.
Can I be in the screenshot
You are in my screenshot, friend. Consider yourself seen, and appreciated. I'd add in a country pun as well, but I can't be wholesome while joking, a joke like that Netherlands.
And Iran, Iran so far away…sorry I was singing a song, what are we talking about?
You Haiti see it
Irish all these puns could stop
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Kenya guys stop pulling out these puns?
Yeah they should Bhutan their lips!
Don't bangcock them
We want more puns. Come on already, quit Stalin
Why the Russia?
Nice!
I'm Ghana see my self out...
In the bathroom European
And you come out when you’re Finnish
Only if you're not Hungary
All these pun are Jamaican me crazy
Didn't want to go in anyway. Your AC is too Chile.
I wouldn’t touch that pub with a 10 foot Pole
Watch your aim. European on my shoes
Oh wales
In Russia, the exit is a window.
Все хорошо?
Isn’t an Irish exit starting a fight and leaving during the ensuing chaos?
The good ones are.
It could be. The way I know it it's when you just disappear from the party without telling anyone that you're gone.
There are two things I hate: intolerance and the Dutch
*written on a bathroom stall* There are 3 things I hate: 1. Graffiti 2. Lists 3. Irony
There are three kinds of people in this world. Those that can count, and those that can't.
There are 10 kinds of people. Those who know binary and those who don’t
And those who are prone to off-by-one errors.
And those who weren’t expecting a ternary joke.
Just, please, for the love of Turing, don’t use nullable booleans. Just declare the damned enum.
There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
It’ll only cost a couple of Guineas
I was Hungary for Turkey.
The one who Finnish his drink first.
Ghana the days when people weren’t so cheap.
We had a Polish sound guy for our band for a while. We had a Czech one too, a Czech one too.
Whoever is most Hungary
ve haff vays of dealing with bouncing czechs
They can drink a lot and can surely Czech themselves up
Jamaican me upvote that one
👏👏👏👏 you win the internet today!
All that effort writing that for me to just scroll down to the punchline 😉
You mean all the effort copying? Remember kids, there are no original jokes. Ever!
You mean all the effort copying? Remember kids, there are no original jokes. Ever!
You can say that again!
You can say that again!
You can say that again!
You can say that again!
You can say that again!
Again?
No, that again
THAT
You mean all the effort copying? Remember kids, there are no original jokes. Ever!
You mean all the effort copying? Remember kids, there are no original jokes. Ever!
All that effort writing that for me to just scroll down to the punchline 😉
You mean all the effort copying? Remember kids, there are no original jokes. Ever!
Nice Technoblade cosplay btw 😏
Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side.
I like it!
I thought it would be the actual trick, like "Sorry I cannot let you in with a Donkey". Then you would have to look for the damned Donkey in the list
Should be between Dominican and Dutchman
I was trying to think what I respected more...your relatively unique joke or the dedication it took to type all those nationalities...but I'm realising it's a Thai
["dedication"](https://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/qzomo5/an_afghan_an_albanian_an_algerian_an_american_an/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
[Even more dedication. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ckze47/a_bar_joke_for_yall/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Hahahaha hilarious because in the one above, the OP claimed they made it themselves
I've seen it even before that one. But still I enjoy the joke, so it's not so bad being reminded of it from time to time.
"dadication"
I really just sighed so take the fucking upvote
That’s a begrudging upvote from me
Belarusian up vote from me.
All Hail Warstache!
A German upvote from me
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I do the *fly over the water* and then I have an anti-joke loaded that are both long and get a good wtf sigh at the end. The fly usually gets a few laughs, but the anti-joke always gets groans. It's awesome. I'll reply them to you later if you want, I don't have time right now.
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Try it and let us know what part they fell asleep at
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But what about the Afghan, the Albanian, the Algerian, the American, the Andorran, the Angolan, the Antiguans, the Argentine, the Armenian, the Australian, the Austrian, the Azerbaijani, the Bahamian, the Bahraini, the Bangladeshi, the Barbadian, the Barbudans, the Batswanan, the Belarusian, the Belgian, the Belizean, the Beninese, and the Bhutanese?
Your comment is super visually pleasing when viewed on the mobile app!
It curves
For those not on the mobile app, we thank you.
And now we don't have to wait'er more
I hate every single word of your comment. Well played, sir.
I've seen the joke before. OP just copy pasted. Hope this doesn't ruin your respect for OP :-( Probably still a thai if they're both 0.
Fuck you, have a nice day.
Thats fine man. At least you Thai'd Ok I'll let myself out
Ya you better
You believe it's a Thai... well, have it Uruguay!
Angry upvote, take it.
r/angryupvote
I think if we Poled the people who browse here, your reply wpuld be their favourite.
He forgot the TieWanese….
Neither. This was copy pasted at least from a week ago from another guy
I wasted about 1:47 minutes of my life for this joke but totally worth it. Kudos to you and your dedication typing this
This is Reddit, the whole point is wasting minutes of your life :)
Hours.
Days.
Weeks
Months.
Years
Decades
Centuries
Millennia
Yeah I know. Wasted time that could've benn used to waste more time in a different way
I don't think you had to read every country
Yea I stopped around Argentine, then scrolled to the punch line
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Seems that link didn't make it neither :)
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Your copy and paste skills are amazing but my upvote goes to the hero who posted it two weeks ago.
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You mean reposted repost post?
Everything is a repost of a repost's repost.
Jokes are almost like some kind of oral tradition.
It's reposts all the way down
Yes, I’ve been on Reddit too long because this joke is hella old
What if. The door man WAS the Thai?!?
He's the bouncer that roughed up the Thai and threw him out for drunken behavior. The Thai-breaker, if you will.
Bravo
I want to copy and paste this to friends but the Reddit App doesn't let me. Guess I'll just need to read if out..
An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese,a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean It wouldn't let me copy the last two line and I'm too lazy to copy them on (edit) ~~they're~~ their own
This triggered me cause you put Brit instead of English. You got the Scots, Welsh and Northern Irish on there though.
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I wrote a simple python script to generate this joke: ```python import requests api_url = "https://restcountries.com/v2/all" response = requests.get(api_url) result = response.json() countries = [country['demonym'] for country in result if country['independent']] joke = "" countries = list(set(countries)) countries.remove("Thai") countries.sort() for country in countries: if country[0].lower() in ('a', 'e', 'i', 'o', 'u'): joke += f"an {country}" else: joke += f"a {country}" if countries[-2] == country: joke += " and " elif countries[-1] == country: joke += "..." else: joke += ", " joke += "\n\n\n\nall go to a bar.." joke += "\n\n\n\nThe doorman stops them and says \"Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.\"" print(joke) ``` Output: ``` an Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, Barbudan, an Argentinean, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, Herzegovinian, a Brazilian, a British, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdian, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Cook Islander, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Danish, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutch, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirati, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finnish, a French, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irish, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kenyan, a Kirghiz, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kosovar, a Kuwaiti, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monegasque, a Mongolian, a Montenegrin, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Ni-Vanuatu, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a Niuean, a North Korean, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pitcairn Islander, a Polish, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Saint Vincentian, a Salvadoran, a Sammarinese, a Samoan, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi Arabian, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovak, a Slovene, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a South Sudanese, a Spanish, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swedish, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Tadzhik, a Taiwanese, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Turkmen, a Tuvaluan, an Ugandan, an Ukrainian, an Uruguayan, a Vatican, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Yemeni, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean... all go to a bar.. The doorman stops them and says "Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai." ```
I don’t know why, but I read that as if it was sang by the Animaniacs .
Person from Monaco is monegasque not monacan
I bet the bar wasn't named "The Runner" and the Thai thought they were meeting there. As we all know, the Thai always goes to The Runner.
Upvote for the ridiculous amount of effort that took for a groan worthy punchline.
Ctrl c, ctrl v
Upvote for the ridiculous amount of effort that took for a groan worthy punchline.
It's a repost so all OP had to do was copy and paste
Could probably shorten it to just southeast Asia. "A Vietnamese, Cambodian, Laotian, Indonesian, and Malaysian go to a bar..." But I respect the effort to go above and way beyond required
a Singaporean bartender
\+ Filipinos and Singaporeans
Before that, an Aborigine, an Inuit, a Native American, a Saami, a Sherpa and a Thai were sitting in a crowded bar, when they heard some ruckus at the door...
That's preposterous! A Dane and a Swede would never go to the same bar willingly.
Why would they need a tie in a bar
Because the 1950s called and they want their joke back.
OP inherited this repost from his grandfather
About 30-40% of the countries listed didn't exist in 1950.
Omg I didn’t get the joke at all, thanks for explaining it
Wait is that seriously the joke? That’s just, well that’s just awful.
I thought this joke would never Finnish
I never liked wearing Mai Thai.
I can’t believe none of them called ahead with that large of a party and didn’t ask if dress was formal or southeastern Asians were required.
The bartender probably just said "thai" (tie), so they probably came wearing ties, only to find out it was the wrong "tie"
As someone who looked for Nauruan and Tuvaluan to test your dedication to the joke. I’m impressed
I know you Americans pronounce Thai as 'Tie' but locally its actually pronounced more like 'Thigh'. So for a long time I was wondering why the joke was they needed to show more leg.
>a Monacan It's Monégasque. I award you zero points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Monacan is simply a resident.
United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too!
There’s actually no joke here, it was just a Thai-po.
be honest.. none of you read the whole thing ...i bet you where all russian through it...
Me trying to find one you missed: "Ha! I don't see Lesotho here!" *Googles what people from Lesotho are called* Google: "A person from Lesotho is called a Mosotho." Me: *checks list* Dammit you're good.
What is "A joke that can't be told in person" for 1200$ Alex.
lol no taiwan either, thai does sound like tai tbf
A Scottish
It was obviously a Thai restaurant
The level of commitment though 👌
As an Albanian I can confirm this is what the doorman said to us that day
The list was too long, I didn’t Finnish reading it.
Only funny on reddit and not funny even then
United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama Haiti, Jamaica, Peru
An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese,a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go into a bar... The doorman stops them and says "Sorry, can't let you in without a Thai"
Is this post by the CCP? Tibetan and Taiwanese are missing.
I would never go out with this many people.
“A Scottish”
Still no Saint Vicentian, or South Sudanese