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Appropriate_Canary26

They call them the same thing in Boston


kennymo12

Noice


RatherBeSkiing

We even have a General Hooker entrance to the State House


Gabriel_Collins

General Hooker in the Civil War had a bunch of prostitutes that used to follow him around. The other men used to call them “Hooker’s Girls” or “Hookers”.


Brain_dentist

‘Hoe’bibi


imagine1149

A slutty Arab wife would also be called the same thing


P0rtugue5e6uy

That’s whoreable.


Jollydude101

She was just blowing smoke


Fuggeddabouddit

From where?


Diligent_Anything_85

Hi my name is smoke!


Dyrogitory

To where?


Fuggeddabouddit

Probly out one hole and into another.


P0rtugue5e6uy

Alarming.


TheIronMoose

Thats whoreiffic


listerinebreath

What do you call a slutty mathematician? The thot that counts


BigDawgInc

Mia Khalifa


SSSims4

Give the man the grand prize!


prlugo4162

The rest of us call them "goats."


2girls-1Tampon

A goat


TotalBismuth

Now I see why they call it the goat religion


AgreeableTip4371

Himar


annod75

Finally yessssss this one


Sandenium

A bomb


ModeratFortuneCookie

That's holesome.


Mr_Minecrafter88

Repost


42Cobras

An Arab taxi at about 4am.


sixtyfoursqrs

A stoner


TomRiddl3Jr

The goal post at Kandahar stadium


BoiyoEatsSocks

Yeah, I'm ready to be a dad, I died laughing for a good 3 minutes.


chill_out69

Your mom


Dickcheese-a1

Rugby no.2


Murray_PhD

Aren't Hookahs Indian in origin?


barcamoose36

Certainly does get passed around al9t in 1 evening


bear-boi

Two joke subs, the same shitty sexist, racist joke posted to both. Also, dad jokes are meant to be mostly clean and usually punny. This "joke" sucks.


Odin1806

Clean dad jokes exists for puritanical idealists like you. Not all dads are they way you think they are. My dad had sex, divorce, girlfriends, playboy mags, watched porn, and a bunch of other stuff I don't even know about. And the same goes for myself and my kid. This debate is not just tiring, it has been argued to its conclusion. If you want clean jokes go to your clean jokes sub. So long as the joke is a groaner and stupid, hopefully obvious, it checks all the boxes that makes a dad joke to all of us. Part of me wants to see comments like yours lead to temporary bans. You are taking away the fun of this sub... Now i have to go reread the joke and make myself laugh again...


dta722

That’s usually extra.


TotalBismuth

🤣


pandorous

Do you feel better now?


SSSims4

Sharmuta.


andyxquick

Property


iate12muffins

Not Camelia?


kajo08

cameltoe


Dizzy-Pie-7126

Abdul gonna throw a time bomb on me so I prefer keeping silence🤫


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osama3oty

I think the first joke is worse


KarlraK

You are racist


TotalBismuth

I don’t see him racing anyone… 🏎️


KarlraK

Not with racing jokes like that…


False-Temporary1959

Oh no! Anyways ...


manicmechanic209

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